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#200 - Oldschoolgamer (06/26/2013) [-]
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#184 - envinite ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Super Smash Bros, with Megaman   
   
Wii Fit trainer
Super Smash Bros, with Megaman

Wii Fit trainer
#193 to #184 - justakewldewd (06/26/2013) [-]
Feel the burn, bitch!
#109 - michaelftw (06/25/2013) [-]
Where will you be when the acid kicks in?
#34 - sircool (06/25/2013) [-]
star wars battlefront (3), DA: Inquisition, watchdogs, assassin's creed black flag.   
   
			****		 you, EA and ubisoft had some good 			****		.
star wars battlefront (3), DA: Inquisition, watchdogs, assassin's creed black flag.

**** you, EA and ubisoft had some good **** .
User avatar #77 to #34 - giinthir (06/25/2013) [-]
Have you even considered that it's not Battlefront, 3, but a remake of Battlefront 1?
User avatar #182 to #34 - studbeefpile (06/26/2013) [-]
Max Gilardi is a genius.

Thanks for the gif.
User avatar #53 to #34 - theshadowed (06/25/2013) [-]
DA: Inquisition. Oh my God I am pumped
#49 to #34 - esmebuffay (06/25/2013) [-]
Did you see the trailer for The Division? It look absolutely outstanding. Go check it out if you haven't heard about it yet. This picture is an in game screen shot.
#14 - harshy (06/25/2013) [-]
#UBISOFT?
#46 - rockmanfan ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
super smash bros

WITH MEGAMAN

you have no idea how much i orgasmed
#294 to #46 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Don't watch E3 just play the games, what system is the game going to be for?
User avatar #336 to #294 - rockmanfan ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
wii u and 3ds
#52 to #46 - ironstrike (06/25/2013) [-]
I'll probably buy a wii-U when the price comes down in a year, and even then... I'm still expected to be disapointed.

I mean, what kind of **** is that. The Wii had apps before the Xbox360 yet there's only like two good apps. Being Netflix and Youtube.

Not to mention the last Super Smash Bros. was completely unplayable on-line for a majority of it's time since release. Hell - even to this day it takes me 30 minutes to find a game (which is no different than back in '09) with so much lag it's unplayable.

Then you have Mario getting 5x as much games as Link.

I'm not surprised they added Mega-Man to the Brawl. Honestly, they should've added him with Sonic in SSBB.
#267 to #52 - Visual (06/26/2013) [-]
The Wii U is too expensive? Bro. It's $385 for the BUNDLE. You can't always be a 2edgy4u gamer because you never look for the positives in any games you play.    
   
If you can't afford to be picky about video games then don't even play at all.   
   
Super Smash Bros has always been amazing, damnit.
The Wii U is too expensive? Bro. It's $385 for the BUNDLE. You can't always be a 2edgy4u gamer because you never look for the positives in any games you play.

If you can't afford to be picky about video games then don't even play at all.

Super Smash Bros has always been amazing, damnit.
#371 to #267 - ironstrike (06/26/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to sound like a stuck-up prick, but look at the original Wii, launched around 250$ iirc... that's 250$ on a console that had only a handful of titles I would consider "must have". Games like SSBB, Twilight Princess, Skyward Sword, Mario Kart, and Metroid.

More developers are taking to the Wii U than the Wii, which is definetely a good thing, but I'm still not going to go out and spend 350$ on a console when all I'm going to play is the new smash bros.

I'll take my red-thumbs now.
#379 to #376 - ironstrike (06/28/2013) [-]
Ugh, I'm done with this thread after I post this comment.

The only reason people pick up a Wii\Wii U are for their console exclusives, which are always top of the line.

There's one, maybe two games that I'd play on a Wii U that I can't play on my 360\ps3.
I know a few Wii owners that rarely, take Wii Sports out of their console.

Not gonna go buy a new console when it's still considered peak price when I could wait a year and get a better price with a larger library of available games, especially with the release of the XB1\PS4 right around the corner.
#302 to #52 - xnotcreative (06/26/2013) [-]
What?

You play Smash Bros ONLINE?!

Don't you know that ****** for playing with friends then beating the **** out of each other with your controller when one person unfairly gets the Smash Ball?
#66 to #46 - cobaltlumi (06/25/2013) [-]
Take this, my friend. Take this and be happy.
Take this, my friend. Take this and be happy.
#74 to #46 - dildoes (06/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #143 to #22 - nervaaurelius (06/25/2013) [-]
Can someone explain why he has meat hands...
User avatar #147 to #143 - thewaronbeingcool (06/25/2013) [-]
'Ham fisted'
#31 - racrox (06/25/2013) [-]
I actually think EA did really well, save for there whole exhibit on the sports engine.   
   
Battlefront   
Mirror's Edge 2   
Plants VS Zombies : Garden Warfare   
   
and of course the best on of all...
I actually think EA did really well, save for there whole exhibit on the sports engine.

Battlefront
Mirror's Edge 2
Plants VS Zombies : Garden Warfare

and of course the best on of all...
#252 to #31 - therobsorensen (06/26/2013) [-]
There are those of us who like sports games...
User avatar #255 to #252 - racrox (06/26/2013) [-]
Buying 1 every 3 or 4 years isn't bad, but it's the people that buy like Fifa every goddamn year, like WHYYYYYY.
User avatar #36 to #31 - stijnverheye (06/25/2013) [-]
i never knew about plant versus zombies and it looks fun and original . I wasnt sad about the ios either , never gets boring

link for lazy people www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYjUrHOY7A4
User avatar #39 to #36 - bendeman ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
let me fix that for you
#41 to #39 - stijnverheye (06/25/2013) [-]
but .... how ?
but .... how ?
#43 to #41 - bendeman ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
that, my friend, is for me to know, and you to find out.
that, my friend, is for me to know, and you to find out.
#44 to #43 - stijnverheye (06/25/2013) [-]
All this time it was just in the comment bar
All this time it was just in the comment bar
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User avatar #360 to #43 - commontroll (06/26/2013) [-]
Undercover Blues?
#187 to #39 - dathunter (06/26/2013) [-]
Is that an exclusive? If so, what is it exclusive to?
Is that an exclusive? If so, what is it exclusive to?
User avatar #223 to #187 - bendeman ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Xbox 360 exclusive, Spring next year
User avatar #226 to #223 - bendeman ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Apologies, it will get a "first release" on 360, with other platforms and PC coming in behind.
User avatar #373 to #226 - dathunter (06/26/2013) [-]
oh, thanks for the information
User avatar #126 to #31 - digitroll (06/25/2013) [-]
thank you for this post, I have yet to watch this year's E3 and therefore had no idea ME2 was coming out. HOLY **** now I'm excited. Multiplatform I hope?
User avatar #153 to #126 - racrox (06/25/2013) [-]
I'd assume, but as long as its on PS4 I'll be happy.
User avatar #54 to #31 - theshadowed (06/25/2013) [-]
You bitch ass ****** . You're forgetting Dragon Age
#78 to #54 - giinthir (06/25/2013) [-]
There's a reason for that.
User avatar #81 to #78 - theshadowed (06/25/2013) [-]
Have some faith, Origins was good. Lets just forget about the other one
#130 to #81 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
OPINION!: I enjoyed "the other one". Not as good as origin ofcourse, there was several negative issues, yes. But I still enjoyed playing through it.
User avatar #82 to #81 - giinthir (06/25/2013) [-]
I tried 2. I couldn't even bother getting even halfway.
User avatar #83 to #82 - theshadowed (06/25/2013) [-]
It was **** . But they've acknowledged where they went wrong, and I do like Bioware, so lets hope
User avatar #85 to #83 - giinthir (06/25/2013) [-]
I like Bioware as a friend. But they've only caught my attention with Mass Effect. I want them to strive out to make something fresh.
User avatar #88 to #85 - theshadowed (06/25/2013) [-]
They have done other games apart from Mass Effect. KOTOR, DA (obviously), Baldurs Gate. I mean, yes they stick with RPGS, but that because they're good at it.
User avatar #90 to #88 - giinthir (06/25/2013) [-]
I want them to try something crazy and unexpected. An indie style stealth/horror platformer perhaps.
User avatar #91 to #90 - theshadowed (06/25/2013) [-]
It would be interesting, but its not like you'd expect the guys who made AC, for instance, to suddenly make a street fighter.
#93 to #91 - giinthir (06/25/2013) [-]
Yeah...about that..
User avatar #367 to #93 - theshadowed (06/26/2013) [-]
Ah. Well then.
User avatar #368 to #367 - giinthir (06/26/2013) [-]
That was rather comedic if you ask me.
User avatar #369 to #368 - theshadowed (06/26/2013) [-]
I have to agree there. Anyway, its been interesting discussing the future of Bioware with you.
User avatar #89 to #54 - theshadowed (06/25/2013) [-]
Getting thumbed down for liking a game. Stay classy, FJ
User avatar #35 to #31 - Encarna (06/25/2013) [-]
Unfortunately the Peggle 2 announcement was so socially awkward that I cringed.
#16 - skiskate (06/25/2013) [-]
Can somebody please explain what is up Microsofts hands? i think i am missing some form of pun
User avatar #50 to #16 - kristovsky (06/25/2013) [-]
Ham-fisted.
User avatar #17 to #16 - liversupporter (06/25/2013) [-]
i didn't get it either, i just googled ham handed and it means clumsy and inept apparently
User avatar #23 to #16 - Flicker (06/25/2013) [-]
Ham-fisted.
User avatar #75 to #23 - richardfitzwell (06/25/2013) [-]
I immediately thought of a man fisting a pig....
User avatar #232 to #75 - IAmManbearpig (06/26/2013) [-]
add a bear and some alcohol and you've got the story of my birth
User avatar #298 - teevee (06/26/2013) [-]
AND PIKMIN. ******* . THREE.
#40 - ykaliber (06/25/2013) [-]
This sums it al up for me concerning Microsoft...
User avatar #56 to #40 - alcoholicsemen (06/25/2013) [-]
good take pictures, i want people to walk to other side of the sidewalk when they see me
#21 - naruske (06/25/2013) [-]
Ubisoft has some pretty ******* good games coming up.
User avatar #32 to #21 - jouten (06/25/2013) [-]
I don't know how I should feel about Ubisoft. They always have these games that look absolutely awesome and sound like they're gonna be a lot of fun but once you have the game it's either a buggy mess, doesn't work as they promised or simply not as fun as you imagined.
User avatar #331 to #32 - lamarisagoodname (06/26/2013) [-]
I agree but It all depends on whos making it, Ubisoft has so many branches y'know? Assass III was nothing like Ghost recon future soldier but one was made by ubisoft LA and the other by ubisoft everywhere, so it's somewhat hit or miss with ubisoft games, I'm not sure what to expect with splinter cell blacklist only that it's going to be nothing like double agent or chaos theory
#6 - tazze (06/25/2013) [-]
nintendo has made a game, big deal.   
also the ubisoft one should have been more epic, I mean come on, Watch Dogs, The Division, The Crew, Assassin's Creed IV, that 			****		 cray
nintendo has made a game, big deal.
also the ubisoft one should have been more epic, I mean come on, Watch Dogs, The Division, The Crew, Assassin's Creed IV, that **** cray
#28 to #6 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
It's b/c of Aisha or however you spell her name. Her jokes were ******* terrible
User avatar #45 to #28 - reginleif (06/25/2013) [-]
1/10 would not ask for a sammich. She did try a bit hard at stressing her girlness.

There was some sexual innuendo I found not really in good taste, not offensive just wasn't the time or the place.
User avatar #48 to #6 - thehorrorthehorror (06/25/2013) [-]
The levels of jimmy-rustling from nobody mentioning Splinter Cell Blacklist makes me a little bit uncomfortable
#100 to #6 - lambocj (06/25/2013) [-]
Cannot WAIT for the MUTHA ****** CREW!!!
User avatar #148 to #6 - CXJokerXD (06/25/2013) [-]
Assassin's creed needs to take a break. As much as I love it, it's become a yearly thing and it's not special anymore.
User avatar #177 to #6 - TarnRazor (06/25/2013) [-]
I was on the edge of my seat during The Crew
User avatar #380 to #6 - tehbestever (08/26/2014) [-]
watch dogs what now
User avatar #8 to #6 - mattmanhemi (06/25/2013) [-]
i want watch dogs and the crew, honestly they both look innovative and new for the next generation.
User avatar #295 to #6 - rainbowrush ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Super Smash Bros > Everything else
#323 to #6 - bowservoltaire (06/26/2013) [-]
U wot m8?

LoL fggt do u evn lift? U&me 1v1 irl

I
will
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User avatar #10 to #6 - mutzaki (06/25/2013) [-]
Besides SSB 4, we're also getting Mario Kart 8, X, Sonic Lost World, Wind Waker HD, a new LoZ title, Bayonetta 2, Pikmin 3, etc. It's just that Super Smash Bros. is one of the most beloved Nintendo series, and everyone's excited for Mega Man joining.
User avatar #237 to #10 - mrdoombringerfj (06/26/2013) [-]
megaman is gonna be in it? holy **** .
User avatar #301 to #237 - rainbowrush ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #242 to #237 - mutzaki (06/26/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, baby.
#283 to #242 - grandterskrasao ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
WHOA WHOA WHOA!

we can embed youtube videos into comments now?? shiieiieit
User avatar #245 to #242 - mrdoombringerfj (06/26/2013) [-]
nintendo vs capcom would be sick
#12 to #10 - tazze (06/25/2013) [-]
the only thing I want to hear when someone mentions megaman is not 			*******		 SSB but Megaman Legends 3
the only thing I want to hear when someone mentions megaman is not ******* SSB but Megaman Legends 3
User avatar #13 to #12 - taokami ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
well too bad, capcom killed him off, at least Nintendo is trying to give the Blue Bomber a chance in the spot light again.
#110 to #10 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
We are actually getting TWO new Zelda titles, they just didn't show the Wii U one at E3 so as to not divert attention from the more developed games.
User avatar #58 to #10 - slugnugget (06/25/2013) [-]
yay more mario, sonic and link...

Some of us ******* hate those games.
User avatar #60 to #58 - mutzaki (06/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's actually how the gaming industry works. You see, different companies make a bunch of different games, because fans don't all have the same tastes.
Just focus on the games you like and ignore the ones you don't.
User avatar #63 to #60 - slugnugget (06/25/2013) [-]
except nintendo has nothing apart from them. i would consider a wii u if it wasnt prone to being mario smothered.
User avatar #70 to #63 - mutzaki (06/25/2013) [-]
You might want to walk into a game store sometime and look at the Wii U shelf. Yeah, Nintendo definitely has a lot of beloved iconic series, like Mario, LoZ and so forth, but if you're only going to focus on them, and completely disregard games like Assassin's Creed III, Batman, Bayonetta, Mass Effect, ZombiU, Monster Hunter and even CoD (if that's what you prefer), then obviously you're going to have a very biased and uneducated opinion.
User avatar #72 to #63 - ecomp (06/25/2013) [-]
The new Mario Game is going to be a third-person platformer this time, so it might be worth checking out if you didn't like the old sidescroller style.
#159 - upthedown (06/25/2013) [-]
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#317 to #159 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
i just ******* died
#140 - heartlessrobot (06/25/2013) [-]
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With even more sex appeal than just zero suit samus.
#220 to #140 - lookathecomment (06/26/2013) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #342 to #140 - Cello (06/26/2013) [-]
Stop awakening my fetishes.
User avatar #343 to #342 - heartlessrobot (06/26/2013) [-]
Except that's my job. I show people things they didn't even know COULD give them a boner.
#219 to #140 - lookathecomment (06/26/2013) [-]
My penis is not confused.
#42 - Ulmer (06/25/2013) [-]
>super smash brothers
>super smash brothers
User avatar #265 - zandveerx **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
Really? No one is talking about that awesome looking ff15 trailer or the kingdom hearts 3 trailer? The entire internet has only been bitching for five years about em.
#1 - notaregularjunker (06/25/2013) [-]
My favorite moment at E3
#169 to #1 - cough (06/25/2013) [-]
The 			****		 is megaman doing in the front.
The **** is megaman doing in the front.
#103 to #1 - lambocj (06/25/2013) [-]
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#38 to #1 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
This is better
This is better
#210 - nickypickle (06/26/2013) [-]
where will you be when diarrea strikes?
#25 - matttimm (06/25/2013) [-]
*fixed
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