If alcohol had mascots like cereal. . V You don' t need FUN@ to have FUN.' Haw ANNOTHER BUD FDR YELLER UNCLE BUD? You don' t need sight to party Tastes like you
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If alcohol had mascots like cereal

V You don' t need FUN@
to have FUN.'
Haw ANNOTHER BUD
FDR YELLER UNCLE BUD?
You don' t need
sight to party
Tastes like
your deceased
in the room!
Great Aunt Geraldine
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#30 - plmy (06/25/2013) [-]
I'll just have some carrot juice
#46 - BigSammy (06/25/2013) [-]
I wish I could have all of Funnyjunk be my drinking buddies.
I wish I could have all of Funnyjunk be my drinking buddies.
User avatar #86 to #46 - ddoggdiggity (06/25/2013) [-]
cheers brother
#94 to #46 - tiberioustyphr (06/25/2013) [-]
No you don't. We're assholes.
No you don't. We're assholes.
#99 to #46 - famouswillqc **User deleted account** (06/25/2013) [-]
Somebody would start a 			*********		 in less than 5 minutes
Somebody would start a ********* in less than 5 minutes
#116 to #46 - ruckanucka (06/26/2013) [-]
I'll drink to that.
I'll drink to this.
Hell, I'll drink to drinking.
#57 to #46 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
Then you would see their looks and you would suddenly change your mind.
#72 to #57 - phlieschboi (06/25/2013) [-]
its not about appearances, its about the company
its not about appearances, its about the company
#89 to #46 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
What, suddenly alcothreads are forbidden in /b/?
#80 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
it's like everyone I know knows everything about alcohol
and I'm just sitting there nodding my head not knowing anything
User avatar #91 to #80 - jajathezombie (06/25/2013) [-]
There isn't a lot to know about alcohol. Anything with a proof high enough to be deemed "liquor" tastes like fire, and has a direct correlation between how much you've drunk and how much clothing you are currently wearing.
User avatar #81 to #80 - spidahridah (06/25/2013) [-]
People tend to pretend they know a lot to seem interesting. It's a survival "wanting to fit in" instinct that humans have, being herd animals.
#16 - harshy (06/25/2013) [-]
you to your body
#35 - thedutchs (06/25/2013) [-]
Tequila!

Squirt a lemon in your eye, snort some salt and drink until you can barely remember your own name.
#40 - thatguyuknowtheone (06/25/2013) [-]
Tequila.....
User avatar #20 - Snowplows (06/25/2013) [-]
The vodka one isn't very well done. I mean, come one, that bear isn't even on a unicycle.
#96 to #66 - whycanticaps (06/25/2013) [-]
and with my help, you too can be interesting!

I am aware that it is pony based, but by god some of these sound tasty.
User avatar #111 to #69 - wobblewub (06/26/2013) [-]
I lol'd at that one
User avatar #127 to #69 - hazardpay (06/26/2013) [-]
i'll be glad to be this guy since im the youngest in my group, always the support, never the tank.
+4
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User avatar #128 to #109 - amuro (06/26/2013) [-]
******* Fruity loops, man
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#3 - ExorArgus ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Dude Gin is ******* awesome.
User avatar #25 to #3 - basicargentinian (06/25/2013) [-]
Gin Tonic (I take mine wiht 1/3 Gin, no ice and a twist of lemon) is the goddamn best drink. I rarely get to take it though, cause it's expensive and people don't get Gin.

I am a mean drunk when I drink Gin though, really ******* mean.
User avatar #71 to #25 - ojenais (06/25/2013) [-]
I think a gin tonic is way better with ice, but hey, that's just my opinoin
#92 to #3 - bulbakip (06/25/2013) [-]
White spirits are for white women on diets.

Glorious Crown Royal master race.

It's ******* royal.
#14 to #3 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
Out at an open bar, order a drink with really fancy gin.
It was like drinking super strong, flowery perfume. Never again.
#75 to #3 - doddythechef (06/25/2013) [-]
i drank a whole bottle of gin straight in one night   
i cant even look at the stuff without getting shivers
i drank a whole bottle of gin straight in one night
i cant even look at the stuff without getting shivers
User avatar #4 to #3 - hemming (06/25/2013) [-]
It takes like ******* pine needles..
User avatar #6 to #4 - DemonBowx (06/25/2013) [-]
I've never tried ******* pine needles, tell me how do they taste?
#7 to #6 - ExorArgus ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Like gin apparently, though i do enjoy white pine tea. So he might be on to something.
User avatar #8 to #7 - DemonBowx (06/25/2013) [-]
He is on something, Pine needles, and is apparently attempting to pleasure himself with them.
#9 to #8 - ExorArgus ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Hope they aren't going in the front hole, otherwise hes going to give some doctor a nice story to tell.
User avatar #10 to #9 - DemonBowx (06/25/2013) [-]
Imagine the Doctor Visit.
Dr: So how did you end up with Pine needles In your Penis?
Him: Someone said they taste like Gin if you **** them...
#11 to #10 - ExorArgus ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
I'm just imagining what hes going to tell him family and or friends.

friend 1: so why were you in the hospital
Him: well funny story a guy on the internet was talking about gin and well....
#5 to #4 - ExorArgus ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Gin and gingerale is my 2nd favorite way to drink alcohol .
#108 - leocompass (06/26/2013) [-]
Where I live we have a **** ton of Keystone Light beer cans scattered around
#43 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
when I went to get a drink and discovered I was out of booze.....
#36 - PlagueDoctor ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
I love how FJ is all bro-ing up when discussing booze.   
Gin with Sprite or Gini is awesome though!   
GIF unrelated
I love how FJ is all bro-ing up when discussing booze.
Gin with Sprite or Gini is awesome though!
GIF unrelated
#79 to #36 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
I think mixing Gin and Sprite is illegal, pretty sure it's a federal crime...
#97 - satnaam (06/25/2013) [-]
**satnaam rolls 178**

all beer taste like piss to me.
all hard liquor taste like nail polish to me.

but hey
I don't drink it for the taste.

Time to get lovy dovy and/or extremely horny.
User avatar #105 to #97 - Dairycow (06/26/2013) [-]
when you get older you'll learn to appreciate a good beers taste, and not just that crappy crud light stuff used for party's
#42 - shabattman ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
But...But...I like gin...
User avatar #70 - navadae (06/25/2013) [-]
vodka, and GOOD beer.. bud is pisswater
#126 - iamwillygean (06/26/2013) [-]
MFW it did not have purple drank with a mascot being a ape
MFW it did not have purple drank with a mascot being a ape
#118 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/26/2013) [-]
Fancy Drink
#107 - wonderlandian (06/26/2013) [-]
when i drank gin it tasted like a cup of desert
when i drank gin it tasted like a cup of desert
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