If alcohol had mascots like cereal. .. I wish I could have all of Funnyjunk be my drinking buddies. If alcohol had mascots like cereal I wish could have all of Funnyjunk be my drinking buddies
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#46 - BigSammy
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I wish I could have all of Funnyjunk be my drinking buddies.
I wish I could have all of Funnyjunk be my drinking buddies.
#57 to #46 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Then you would see their looks and you would suddenly change your mind.
#72 to #57 - phlieschboi
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(06/25/2013) [-]
its not about appearances, its about the company
its not about appearances, its about the company
#89 to #46 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
What, suddenly alcothreads are forbidden in /b/?
#86 to #46 - ddoggdiggity
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(06/25/2013) [-]
cheers brother
#94 to #46 - tiberioustyphr
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(06/25/2013) [-]
No you don't. We're assholes.
No you don't. We're assholes.
#99 to #46 - famouswillqc **User deleted account**
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Somebody would start a ********* in less than 5 minutes
Somebody would start a ********* in less than 5 minutes
#116 to #46 - ruckanucka
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I'll drink to that.
I'll drink to this.
Hell, I'll drink to drinking.
#15 - tackyface
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Bacardi is vodka, not rum.
#17 to #15 - kjftiger
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(06/25/2013) [-]
It is rum
#31 to #15 - Crusader
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It's rum
Rum comes from sugarcane and sugarcane byproducts
Vodka comes from grains and potatoes
#38 to #31 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Or grasses, I swear. (Russians manage to make booze out of everything though.)
#18 to #15 - juvia
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It's rum, Superior is just a clear rum.
#19 to #15 - jamesyoutwat
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(06/25/2013) [-]
it's rum
#24 to #19 - kandazz
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No it is clear liquid swill. Rum is dark and delicious.
#3 - ExorArgus
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Dude Gin is ******* awesome.
#14 to #3 - anon
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Out at an open bar, order a drink with really fancy gin.
It was like drinking super strong, flowery perfume. Never again.
#25 to #3 - basicargentinian
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Gin Tonic (I take mine wiht 1/3 Gin, no ice and a twist of lemon) is the goddamn best drink. I rarely get to take it though, cause it's expensive and people don't get Gin.

I am a mean drunk when I drink Gin though, really ******* mean.
#71 to #25 - ojenais
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I think a gin tonic is way better with ice, but hey, that's just my opinoin
#92 to #3 - bulbakip
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White spirits are for white women on diets.

Glorious Crown Royal master race.

It's ******* royal.
#75 to #3 - doddythechef
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(06/25/2013) [-]
i drank a whole bottle of gin straight in one night   
i cant even look at the stuff without getting shivers
i drank a whole bottle of gin straight in one night
i cant even look at the stuff without getting shivers
#4 to #3 - hemming
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(06/25/2013) [-]
It takes like ******* pine needles..
#6 to #4 - DemonBowx
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I've never tried ******* pine needles, tell me how do they taste?
#7 to #6 - ExorArgus
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Like gin apparently, though i do enjoy white pine tea. So he might be on to something.
#8 to #7 - DemonBowx
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(06/25/2013) [-]
He is on something, Pine needles, and is apparently attempting to pleasure himself with them.
#9 to #8 - ExorArgus
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Hope they aren't going in the front hole, otherwise hes going to give some doctor a nice story to tell.
#10 to #9 - DemonBowx
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Imagine the Doctor Visit.
Dr: So how did you end up with Pine needles In your Penis?
Him: Someone said they taste like Gin if you **** them...
#11 to #10 - ExorArgus
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I'm just imagining what hes going to tell him family and or friends.

friend 1: so why were you in the hospital
Him: well funny story a guy on the internet was talking about gin and well....
#5 to #4 - ExorArgus
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Gin and gingerale is my 2nd favorite way to drink alcohol .
#52 - fuckitdude
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#53 to #52 - fuckitdude
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#54 to #53 - fuckitdude
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#55 to #54 - fuckitdude
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#58 to #56 - fuckitdude
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#60 to #59 - fuckitdude
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#64 to #63 - fuckitdude
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#65 to #64 - fuckitdude
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#127 to #69 - hazardpay
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(06/26/2013) [-]
i'll be glad to be this guy since im the youngest in my group, always the support, never the tank.
#111 to #69 - wobblewub ONLINE
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I lol'd at that one
#96 to #66 - whycanticaps
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(06/25/2013) [-]
and with my help, you too can be interesting!

I am aware that it is pony based, but by god some of these sound tasty.
#40 - thatguyuknowtheone
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Tequila.....
#61 to #40 - loffe
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#80 - zaggystirdust
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it's like everyone I know knows everything about alcohol
and I'm just sitting there nodding my head not knowing anything
#91 to #80 - jajathezombie
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There isn't a lot to know about alcohol. Anything with a proof high enough to be deemed "liquor" tastes like fire, and has a direct correlation between how much you've drunk and how much clothing you are currently wearing.
#81 to #80 - spidahridah
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People tend to pretend they know a lot to seem interesting. It's a survival "wanting to fit in" instinct that humans have, being herd animals.
#16 - harshy
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(06/25/2013) [-]
you to your body
#35 - thedutchs ONLINE
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Tequila!

Squirt a lemon in your eye, snort some salt and drink until you can barely remember your own name.
#20 - Snowplows
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(06/25/2013) [-]
The vodka one isn't very well done. I mean, come one, that bear isn't even on a unicycle.
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#128 to #109 - amuro
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(06/26/2013) [-]
******* Fruity loops, man
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