And the Award for smoothest person.... . walk: In at in be an her mamar w, Incl: FY My llt wax ara class. PICK UP Lils( This man is the king onthean. I haven't been able to fap to clothed women since I discovered internet porn but I think I might be able to pull it off with this one...
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#36 - selfdenyingbeggar (06/25/2013) [-]
I haven't been able to fap to clothed women since I discovered internet porn but I think I might be able to pull it off with this one...
#38 to #36 - trollchildxy (06/25/2013) [-]
Pulling it off.
Pulling it off.
#45 to #38 - selfdenyingbeggar (06/25/2013) [-]
took me long enough
User avatar #3 - fightforfate ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
rabit hamster?
User avatar #110 to #3 - mcrut (06/26/2013) [-]
maybe he meant rabid, as in the hamster had rabies.
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#17 - ComicBookGuy (06/25/2013) [-]
Just thought I'd leave this here
User avatar #49 to #17 - theshadowed (06/25/2013) [-]
Hey, at least hes making their deaths quick!
#71 - JustForTheLulz (06/25/2013) [-]
> rabit hamster

Jesus christ how horrifying
#112 - Monopolus ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
> her face when.
User avatar #54 - superhoney (06/25/2013) [-]
Famous pick up line from a wise man i used to work with.
"I'd crawl through a mile of glass just to suck the last dick she ****** ." A1C Eager
User avatar #66 - halfllama (06/25/2013) [-]
**halfllama rolls 9,296** quads for this alpha
#56 - debramster (06/25/2013) [-]
My best:   
   
I just filled up my car, how about i start filling you up now baby.    
   
I'm not responsible for any harm done to you by using this sentence on a girl
My best:

I just filled up my car, how about i start filling you up now baby.

I'm not responsible for any harm done to you by using this sentence on a girl
#52 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
Just do what the light bulb says. walk: In at in be an her mamar w.
User avatar #55 to #52 - navadae (06/25/2013) [-]
wax ara class!
#72 - heartlessrobot (06/25/2013) [-]
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I have a dick and a knife, which would you rather have inside of you?
#76 to #72 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Both baby...


At the same time.
#34 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
oh yea? I'd watch an episode of MLP............on a MAC for her!
oh yea? I'd watch an episode of MLP............on a MAC for her!
#96 to #34 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
you crossed the line
#115 to #34 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Bunnies face when

the bunny has no face
User avatar #93 - jouten (06/25/2013) [-]
she isn't that hot though
#118 to #114 - lookathecomment (06/26/2013) [-]
When it comes out it will be a dingle berry.
User avatar #109 - dankenstein (06/26/2013) [-]
"Dude..."
#103 - munzaak (06/26/2013) [-]
OK guys seems like none of you know the origins of these pick up lines and I'll help you for lulz.

Ages ago I saw in some /b/ thread, some guy was dumping these kind of pick up lines. Someone made a fake account and is tryna pick up girls with these kinda lines, hilarity ensues.

www.facebook.com/Marcissus/photos
#97 - themodyourgod (06/25/2013) [-]
Try Hard 2, the Sequel: TRY HARDER
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