Seems legit. .. I've got toys and candy right... Here... seems legit Toys candy funny
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User avatar #74 to #22 - jajathezombie (06/25/2013) [-]
Reminds me of a story

> Be me, working at panera
> Sign outside says free wifi (this was shortly after wireless internet was becoming a thing)
> African landwhale comes up to the counter to order
> "Y'all got free weefy?"
> "Yes ma'am, free wifi."
> "Don't look like why-fy ta me, looks like weefy. Can I just get the free weefy or do I gotta buy something?"
> "You have to buy something."
> "Oh alright, but there better be some got damn free weefy on my plate or I'm gonna need to speak to your manager."
> wtf does this bitch think wifi is
> "Ma'am, I don't think you understand. Wifi isn't food, it's internet access."
> "You tryin to trick me outta my free weefy? If it was internet they'd call it internet, ain't never heard nobody callin internet weefy."
> "Ma'am, I assure you it's not food. It's internet."
> "YOU GET ME MY GOT DAMN FREE WEEFY OF I'M GETTIN YO ASS FIRED! GET ME YO MANAGER!"
> Manager is a ghetto asshole sleeping off a hangover in the back
> Always sides with the ghetto ass ******* that come in here
> I really don't feel like dealing with this ****
> "Sorry ma'am, I was in the wrong, you'll get your wifi with your order."
> "Das more like it!"
> Put a slice of cheese bread with her order
> She's convinced it's weefy
#14 - kamusioso (06/25/2013) [-]
I've got toys and candy right... Here...
I've got toys and candy right... Here...
#24 to #14 - cptnjosh (06/25/2013) [-]
That is actually ******* horrifying.
#32 to #14 - teenytinyspider (06/25/2013) [-]
I'd just shut the door and go to the nearest store.
User avatar #40 to #32 - eddymolly (06/25/2013) [-]
Then walk a dinosaur?
#87 to #40 - teenytinyspider (06/26/2013) [-]
I would but then I'd probably mess my pants if I have to go badly XD

Walking the dinosaur would be for returning home
User avatar #25 to #14 - sonofpsychodad (06/25/2013) [-]
******* furries.
#67 to #14 - jarofdirt ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
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#26 to #14 - jpthecursed (06/25/2013) [-]
That's... There are no words.
That's... There are no words.
User avatar #16 to #14 - ferbisboy (06/25/2013) [-]
jesus dear lord what the ****
User avatar #42 to #16 - CactusFantastico (06/25/2013) [-]
my words exactly
#58 - furiousmarshmellow (06/25/2013) [-]
"They all float."
#19 - solitaryweasel (06/25/2013) [-]
That's horrifying.   
A misplaced apostrophe.
That's horrifying.
A misplaced apostrophe.
User avatar #30 to #19 - charkoal ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
It's not misplaced. Toy is down there, and so is Candy.
#11 - gurtol (06/25/2013) [-]
Toy is and candy?
#31 - photoshoppinfuck (06/25/2013) [-]
enlarge dat muthafukka
#39 to #31 - nuclearkitteh (06/25/2013) [-]
MFW Enlarge.
MFW Enlarge.
#1 - dinosaurdick (06/25/2013) [-]
I would fall for it
I would fall for it
#33 to #1 - chexlemeneux (06/25/2013) [-]
"Nathan! Stop it! This is why you keep getting molested."
"Nathan! Stop it! This is why you keep getting molested."
User avatar #44 - drhoffable (06/25/2013) [-]
headline news

"kid finds tons of candy and toys in old sewage pipe"
#6 - sweetnothings (06/25/2013) [-]
yes come and get toys and candy
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#51 to #13 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
That's so scary...Why the 			****		 do I have a boner...
That's so scary...Why the **** do I have a boner...
User avatar #82 to #51 - sweetnothings (06/26/2013) [-]
....she'll suck it for you
#83 to #82 - triggathepirate (06/26/2013) [-]
I think it's her hands. The way her fingers are moving is screaming handjob.
I think it's her hands. The way her fingers are moving is screaming handjob.
User avatar #84 to #83 - sweetnothings (06/26/2013) [-]
no in the movie theres a scene where she offers to give her brother a blowjob but I guess she wouldve gone for a handjob to .
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (06/26/2013) [-]
I didn't need to know that. I am now in a state of erectile purgatory.
I didn't need to know that. I am now in a state of erectile purgatory.
User avatar #86 to #85 - sweetnothings (06/26/2013) [-]
that's why there's a **** section, my friend. but yeah if you watch the movie I dont thnk she'll give you a boner anymore... well actually this is the internet so she may give you an even bigger one who knows either way enjoy
#88 to #86 - triggathepirate (08/18/2013) [-]
So I watched it. Still think that gif is hot. Other stuff not so much.
So I watched it. Still think that gif is hot. Other stuff not so much.
User avatar #89 to #88 - sweetnothings (08/18/2013) [-]
well at least you weren't turned on by the other stuff i guess. You can check out the actress she's on a show called Suburgatory. It's pretty decent
User avatar #90 to #89 - triggathepirate (08/18/2013) [-]
Aye, I spotted that when I saw her before she got possessed. I figured that's why, That show is pretty funny
User avatar #91 to #90 - sweetnothings (08/18/2013) [-]
kind of weird to see her in that movie after watching the show but she did a good job and yeah i like that show quite a bit, as well.
User avatar #59 - darksideofthebeast (06/25/2013) [-]
You walk in
And all of the sudden you hear a soft whisper
"Welcome to the 4chan headquarters"
#52 - gustaviaable (06/25/2013) [-]
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#69 - TheInvader ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
I wonder how many pokemon trainers would have fell for it if it existed in pokemon
User avatar #70 to #69 - deltoraquest (06/25/2013) [-]
that was just an excuse to post that wasnt it
#72 to #70 - TheInvader ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
.........yes
.........yes
User avatar #73 to #72 - deltoraquest (06/25/2013) [-]
honesty leads to thumbs, have my thumbs
#78 - llpanic (06/26/2013) [-]
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#75 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Badass, lets roll.
User avatar #77 to #75 - hypocritical (06/25/2013) [-]
**hypocritical rolls 1** ok
#63 - wildfireryo (06/25/2013) [-]
A wild pedobear appears
#41 - drturkleton (06/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/25/2013) [-]
It's a pretty good deal though, just walk into a pipe and recieve
toys and candy
#53 - DekuNut (06/25/2013) [-]
Inside the tunnel
User avatar #61 to #53 - Rvalldrgg (06/25/2013) [-]
Ya know what, I could go for some ice cream.

assuming I got it right
#62 to #61 - DekuNut (06/25/2013) [-]
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#21 - trigondarkthree (06/25/2013) [-]
Now I don't know what "& candy" is, but I'm sure Toy has it.
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