How to seduce the opposite sex. Works bothways.... we ULTIMATE [WIDE w HITS tr ANTI mm cam Tove Iammeto smug was am: your nan that m we Tum 2. Hera The Ten Comm
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

How to seduce the opposite sex

Works bothways...

we ULTIMATE [WIDE w
HITS tr
ANTI
mm cam
Tove Iammeto
smug was am:
your nan that m we
Tum 2. Hera
The Ten Commandments of Seduction
1. Maintain totrod
I he ‘Mk
3. My Apologizing
c, Errol M Ind n mud
6. Eye Contact
7. walk Confidently
teeties
THIS WILL BETHE
SEXIEST THIN
HER.
many may
SELF iae/
YOU HAVE ABOUT .
Edam is a Nukems game.
A Dont put all your eggs In one basket.
You I/ . 1 ya. cmqsfj yawn.
You neec lo d way Fuu" S... e an of ' ereht an . lo we your
your "" as Ev the e" d you II be caunt. g ‘(cw
isn' t the sexiest thing in the world.
...
+431
Views: 22454
Favorited: 317
Submitted: 06/24/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to mysticado Subscribe to funny E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(145):

[ 145 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
+18
#2 - rumia **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (23 replies)
User avatar #4 to #2 - mrhazzy (06/24/2013) [-]
As a 21 year old single virgin male... woman might as well be like the friggin' Da Vinci Code
User avatar #22 - nooc (06/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
TIme to score me some sweet ol grandmamas
#75 - turtlejizz (06/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
10 commandments of seduction
#2 Don't push too hard. It's okay to make a joke if it's flirty.
If you accidentally upset a girl, use "I can make it up to you, I give great massages."

"Man, the Holocaust was so dicking funny."
"My grandparents died it you jerk."
"I can make it up to you, I give great massages."
#38 - buriedstpatrick ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Nah, too much work.
I'll stick to the internet.
User avatar #36 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (06/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Actually, stop talking to her once you get into the friendzone? If you get friendzoned, be a friend and move on. Doesn't mean you can't still be friends.

If she becomes pissed at you for trying to date another girl while you're in the friendzone... Stop talking to her at once.
#29 - pappathethird (06/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
How I seduce girls
How I seduce girls
#16 - fuzionsauce (06/25/2013) [-]
Plan B
Plan B
#54 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (06/25/2013) [-]
#53 - dractheripper (06/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Actually, a lot of women want men with emotion.

If you have emotions about something that means you are passionate about it. Be it sports or computers.
It shows that you can be passionate about other things and people as well.
If we wanted stony-faced statues we'd get the sculpture of david and a dildo.

#76 - skiskate (06/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The chances of me getting laid are about the chances of this picture not being funny


maybe in a few years
#99 - isoscelessandwich (06/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Hey, I've got a tip that's instantly better than all that shit above.   
   
Be yourself. When you find a girl who likes you for being you, then you'll be a thousand times happier. You just have to be patient and have faith that there's someone out there.
Hey, I've got a tip that's instantly better than all that shit above.

Be yourself. When you find a girl who likes you for being you, then you'll be a thousand times happier. You just have to be patient and have faith that there's someone out there.
User avatar #63 - aviatrix (06/25/2013) [-]
Fact:
It IS the sexiest thing in the world when you talk to a woman like she's just a person. Not a vagina that has the unfortunate extra baggage of a personality.
User avatar #57 - eatinaintcheatin (06/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is obviously written by a man...
#34 - venomthc (06/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If everything else fail, use this.
#33 - RageGuyyourmom (06/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Is this true? some of these seem alittle rapey.
#113 - optimussum (06/25/2013) [-]
I managed to get a girlfriend without doing any of these
I managed to get a girlfriend without doing any of these
User avatar #52 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (06/25/2013) [-]
Remember, kids: Just be yourself! Unless your self violates one of those rules, then fake it!
#24 - widsquard (06/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Conversation topics: Your Famliy
"Wel gee whiz, hey if I'm gonna be talking to this fine woman, why don'y I talk about how I'm married"
sorry if divorced
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I have a much quicker way.

Step one: Go to a gay bar.
Step two: act gay
Step three: get drunk and fuck all the woman you want then when you wake up act all gay like you made a huge mistake then they will never expect anything else form you or tell some cheesy lie about how they are so perfect that you changed sexuality.
User avatar #5 to #1 - mookiez (06/24/2013) [-]
Better idea.
1: rape someone.
[ 145 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)