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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - rumia **User deleted account**
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User avatar #9 to #2 - Nahyon
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Well, it'sprobably just a hint for totally clueless people, it's not THE GUIDE for everything.
#66 to #2 - anon id: e993a5d9
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you're a ******* youkai, what are you doing on the internet?
#94 to #2 - anon id: fdda7ae8
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I'm a guy and I kind of agree, I don't get why some guys I see are always so nervous talking to women, maybe the problem is some guys have to see girls as other human beings not as different from us as we'd like to think.
#100 to #2 - anon id: 6ad5bbde
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Women are human?!


Bring on the feminazis
User avatar #125 to #2 - ryander
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we have no idea what chicks want, and neither do they
#87 to #2 - awec
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Some girls aren't human. I knew a girl who I made great friends with, went to the cinema, hung out with a lot, only ever wanted to be friends with her. Then after a year of being great friends, I mention she's quite attractive and she instantly stopped being friends. It hurt.
User avatar #13 to #2 - omgroflcakes
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It takes some practice yeah, most guys are just over thinking it and just need to be more confident. The rest comes naturally
User avatar #14 to #13 - omgroflcakes
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And anyone who's reading this. Get off the ******* internet. It really, really messes with your mind and how you believe you should socialize with people. Not how you need to
User avatar #47 to #14 - spankyy
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I kind of get what you mean. I'm just such a nerd that I often don't have anything in common with any girls I meet. I just need some other hobbies so I have something to do with them, or at least something to talk about that they might be able to relate to.

I have no problem having casual conversation with women though i'm just terrible at picking up their signals and knowing that they're attracted to me.
User avatar #144 to #47 - omgroflcakes
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You don't really need to have too much in common. Of course it helps but if you're really not sure where to start, ask where they're from, highshool etc. What they want to do with their life, what they think about different things, and no matter what make sure you're calm and confident. Relax
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#20 to #3 - Furubatsu
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Works everytime
User avatar #4 to #2 - mrhazzy
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As a 21 year old single virgin male... woman might as well be like the friggin' Da Vinci Code
#8 to #4 - Nahyon
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get a load of this guy
User avatar #11 to #8 - mrhazzy
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I need as much help as I can get, I'm going to take this guide with a pinch of salt, and not do everything by the book, I'll try and throw in a little freestyle, see what happens. so I can make my own "guide" for myself.
User avatar #105 to #11 - nandaaz
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Just one tip before you start: Don't think you're in the friendzone all the time like most people on the internet do.... It's quite easy to get out of it or mistake it for something else
User avatar #108 to #105 - nandaaz
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Let me refrase that: There is a difference between being a friend and being in the friendzone.
#111 to #11 - fragman
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I think the most important part is the it's a numbers game. You fell down lots of times before you were able to walk, ride a bike etc. It's the same - practice.
Stop giving a **** what happens. There is no "the one girl" at your stage so go in all the time. Pull some crazy **** and have fun.

Basically, just do the exact opposite of what you were once told to. Always be nice? ********. Respect her but don't just be nice. Try to be interesting. If you fail - so what? Try the next one. Remember, the best pickup line is always the one that throws her off guard because it makes you somewhat unique. Don't take her or yourself too seriously. If your job is boring and she asks you what you do, simply lie in a way that it's obvious you're joking ("I'm the guy that paints all the Ts on stop signs. But only the Ts." or whatever).

Use this guide as it's intended to be. A guide, not a manual. Experiment and grow with failure. I was in pretty much the same boat as you are a few years back and believe me, it's not really that hard.
#37 to #4 - Bluemistake
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As an 18 year old non-virgin in a relationship... women might as well be like the friggin' Da Vinci Code
User avatar #104 to #4 - issoku
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Da Vinci Code ain't complex enough, we are talking Beale Papers here. You will die long before figuring it out, and so will the next generation, and the generation after that, and the generation after that...
User avatar #31 to #4 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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9 years until you are a wizard ,man....
and trust me when I say, "don't have sex unless you know you are going to keep getting it"



fapping is the best feeling you know right now and you can do it anytime you lucky songun
its a ******* plague when you cant get any....
#50 to #4 - anon id: 2bb4a525
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just say hello and try to have a good time. dont expect anything
User avatar #77 to #50 - stupro
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yup. best advice ever. also, anons are anons once again.
User avatar #22 - nooc
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TIme to score me some sweet ol grandmamas
#48 to #22 - upunkpunk
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#75 - turtlejizz
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10 commandments of seduction
#2 Don't push too hard. It's okay to make a joke if it's flirty.
If you accidentally upset a girl, use "I can make it up to you, I give great massages."

"Man, the Holocaust was so dicking funny."
"My grandparents died it you jerk."
"I can make it up to you, I give great massages."
#84 to #75 - shareacokewith
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yes, all my yes.
#38 - buriedstpatrick
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Nah, too much work.
I'll stick to the internet.
User avatar #36 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account**
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Actually, stop talking to her once you get into the friendzone? If you get friendzoned, be a friend and move on. Doesn't mean you can't still be friends.

If she becomes pissed at you for trying to date another girl while you're in the friendzone... Stop talking to her at once.
User avatar #44 to #36 - comicsjoey **User deleted account**
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yes and no.

its supposed that you already have many friends and you approached her trying to be her boyfrined or some weird **** like that.

User avatar #67 to #44 - angreif
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IT'S FOR DA SEEEEYEEEXX
User avatar #139 to #36 - cruzslzr
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the author says this because if a guy is really looking for sex or a partner he doesn't have time to get out of a friendzone. That's why being the manipulator and choosing to leave her even as a friend leaves you with how you entered.

Or that's who I perceived it at least
#29 - pappathethird
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How I seduce girls
How I seduce girls
#32 to #29 - patriotpenguin
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i just get them to sample the perfume
User avatar #59 to #32 - koolmanchris
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where do I get this

User avatar #72 to #59 - sausageparty
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It's a controlled substance. You'd need a medical license or something to buy this. It's not really used any more in the professional world so it's not even produced on a larger scale any more, as far as I know.
#62 to #29 - anon id: fb835e77
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stop with this gif... it saddens me too much
#16 - fuzionsauce
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Plan B
Plan B
#54 - sadawedsa **User deleted account**
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#53 - dractheripper
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Actually, a lot of women want men with emotion.

If you have emotions about something that means you are passionate about it. Be it sports or computers.
It shows that you can be passionate about other things and people as well.
If we wanted stony-faced statues we'd get the sculpture of david and a dildo.

User avatar #65 to #53 - angreif
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yay! depression wins me another victory!
User avatar #78 to #53 - brettyoke
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Women think they want a men with emotion. People almost never truly know what they want.
User avatar #95 to #78 - occamsrazor
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a thousand times this
User avatar #79 to #78 - dractheripper
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I know I want one with emotion. And I'm glad I have one.
#23 - sadistikal
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