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#16 - reiconex (06/25/2013) [-]
He's like the Jewish Robert Downey, Jr.
User avatar #23 to #16 - darthblam (06/25/2013) [-]
Except RDJ is actually a good actor with more than one character..

Jeff Goldbloom was good once or maybe twice, but after he played the same god damn character in every movie..
No.. he is nothing like RDJ
#27 to #23 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
But that is what RDJ does, they both play their characters as themselves.
#35 to #27 - tehbawz (06/25/2013) [-]
RDJ has done that, but only in Iron Man.
#38 to #35 - dieblackpeople (06/25/2013) [-]
He plays the same character again in Sherlock Holmes. Namely himself.
User avatar #72 to #27 - darthblam (06/25/2013) [-]
No.. no he doesn't.
Look at Chaplin, Iron Man, ******* Tropic Thunder.
He becomes his character. That's what makes him a better actor.

Jeff Goldbloom simply stays as himself, ******* rambling incoherently all the time, saying "uhh" in between every other word, adding emphasis to the wrong words. That is ALL he ******* does.
#19 to #16 - lesmiserables (06/25/2013) [-]
Robert Downey Junior is actually part Jew.
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User avatar #28 to #20 - xXCorpitoXx ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
What are you a ******* Nazi?
#29 to #28 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
That's what the internet does to a person.
User avatar #30 to #29 - xXCorpitoXx ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Someone is going to resurrect Hitler and the internet will be his army
User avatar #68 to #30 - savethepandas (06/25/2013) [-]
How is watching cat videos for 6 hours help him conquer Europe again?
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User avatar #53 to #48 - dedaluminus (06/25/2013) [-]
There are certain bloodlines that are traditionally jewish. Ashkenazi, for instance, share both a few genetic traits and (generally) a religion.
User avatar #44 to #16 - anonymoose (06/25/2013) [-]
Robert Jewey Jr. has a nice ring to it.
User avatar #58 to #44 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/25/2013) [-]
Why would you not go for Robert Downey Jewnior?
#6 - thefasrdog (06/25/2013) [-]
If this man has taught us anything it's that some are born too talented to become successful actors...

User avatar #1 - ZeGerman (06/24/2013) [-]
I can relate to that. My last name...nobody writes it correctly the first time.
User avatar #2 to #1 - herpsog (06/24/2013) [-]
What's your last name then?
#3 to #1 - rainbowhead (06/25/2013) [-]
Same **** , for some reason instead of "Kazorin" everyone tends to pronounce it as "Kazarin", even if they read it from a paper or something.
User avatar #4 to #3 - zzforrest (06/25/2013) [-]
People pronounce my last name (Doeren) like "Doy reen" instead of "Doe ren".
User avatar #32 to #4 - kievaughnb (06/25/2013) [-]
oe in Latin is pronounced oy.

If you don't know that I just felt like telling you so you know why people pronounce that part of your name wrong
User avatar #34 to #3 - kievaughnb (06/25/2013) [-]
In Latin and English the third to last syllable is emphasised, so they're reading it as a schwa, not an a.
User avatar #36 to #34 - rainbowhead (06/25/2013) [-]
Too bad it's written in cyrillic. Always.
User avatar #37 to #36 - kievaughnb (06/25/2013) [-]
English speakers adapt Cyrillic to English because most of us are lazy, and because Cyrillic has similarities to the Roman alphabet, and because we don't know how to do it, and because so many ethnicities exist in America that we standardise names to American English instead of tailoring pronunciations.
User avatar #41 to #37 - rainbowhead (06/25/2013) [-]
I meant there are only russian speaking people (therefore cyrillic), who have to pronounce and/or write my last name, but instead pronouncing it as [kazo'rin], they say [kaza'rin] (every "a" as "u" in 'uncle" 'cause I'm too lazy to look for actual symbol).
I may have ****** up: it's been a while since I wrote these pronunciation thingies.
#5 to #1 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
The feels.

My last name is scanlan, Every damn time we book a restraunt or tickets, everyone spells it scanlon.

Spending ages looking for our name when it's really right in front of us but mispelled is so annoying.
User avatar #8 to #5 - licestr ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Try making reservation with a last name as Vielledent. Plz
#14 to #1 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
Same here
Last name is Farah, people write it like Farath Farad stuff like that, i dont really get it
User avatar #15 to #1 - ZeGerman (06/25/2013) [-]
Oh and my last name is Brehsan.
User avatar #25 to #15 - spankyy (06/25/2013) [-]
how's it pronounced? Bray-sen?
User avatar #40 to #25 - ZeGerman (06/25/2013) [-]
Bree-zane ^^.
User avatar #42 to #40 - spankyy (06/25/2013) [-]
ahh I see. I could see how people would spell it wrong xD
Unless they're German :S (i'm assuming it's a German name based on your user name).
User avatar #45 to #42 - ZeGerman (06/25/2013) [-]
It's a sorbian name. My ancestors are sorbian people (not to be confused with serbian) , kind of a national slavic minority here in Germany. It's a highly uncommon name here in Germany. There are less than 60 people in Germany with that surname, all of whom are relatives of mine.
User avatar #63 to #1 - mcbrosephson (06/25/2013) [-]
Same problem with my last name, my last name is Nuckols (pronounced knuckles like in sonic) and some people with spell it "nichols" or "nokles" and pronounce it that same way. In high school, some people would always make the same "are you related to sonic?" joke.
User avatar #64 to #1 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account** (06/25/2013) [-]
My last name is Cotter, everyone says "Cooter".
User avatar #22 to #1 - ivoryhammer (06/25/2013) [-]
Mine is an actual word and nobody can spell it when I say it. "Warming"
#46 to #1 - epicawe (06/25/2013) [-]
my last name is Bergem, but fellow vikings almost always get "Bergen", which is a larger city in Norway.
User avatar #57 to #1 - FLCLol (06/25/2013) [-]
for some reason people mix my name up with weird ass names
Me: My name is Harry
Person: Airy?
Me:Harry
Person: Carrie?
Me: Hair-EE
Person: Erin?
Me: Harry! Like Harry Potter!
Person: Ohhh
Me:For **** sake
Person:Ford?

#17 to #1 - kaslin (06/25/2013) [-]
My last name is Opitz.   
I've been with my Army unit for over three years and last month my supply sgt (Who's been with us for almost a year and half) misspelled my name on my name tapes to "Optiz".
My last name is Opitz.
I've been with my Army unit for over three years and last month my supply sgt (Who's been with us for almost a year and half) misspelled my name on my name tapes to "Optiz".
User avatar #11 to #1 - wykkid (06/25/2013) [-]
last name is Wilhelm

and somehow people get: Willem, Wilm, and ******* Williams and Wilson
User avatar #21 to #11 - huszti (06/25/2013) [-]
a teacher in school once misread my name and called me "Schwanz" instead of Schwanitz. Schwanz is a colloquial term for "dick" in german.
User avatar #47 to #21 - ZeGerman (06/25/2013) [-]
Schwanitz? You don't happen to live in the Cologne area? There's a Dr. Schwanitz I know there.
User avatar #52 to #47 - huszti (06/25/2013) [-]
no, sorry, i'm from hannover.
User avatar #33 to #11 - jaymeelu (06/25/2013) [-]
I never understood why its so hard for people to spell my first name.. let alone my last name. I mean **** just J-A-M-I-E.

why you make things difficult? i decided **** it&& spell it jaymee for all the dumbasses that couldnt get it right.
User avatar #50 to #33 - wykkid (06/25/2013) [-]
it really bewilders me how someone doesnt sound it out, or if they do how they can possibly get it wrong
User avatar #12 to #11 - Schadenfreude (06/25/2013) [-]
Is it supposed to be pronounced "vihl-helm"?

I'm not good at describing sounds
User avatar #13 to #12 - wykkid (06/25/2013) [-]
if you want to say it that way thats fine, but rarely does that happen

just as long as they pronounce the "helm" part I'll be fine
#7 - analleakage (06/25/2013) [-]
And then there's the ******* who pronounce this "Miranda"
User avatar #24 to #7 - SpAmBlEh (06/25/2013) [-]
the strawberry one of that is amazing, my fav drink
#69 to #7 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
it's the same drink as fanta.
#67 - snexpica (06/25/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if everyone is aware, but this man is in MENSA which, if memory serves is the most intelligent people that takes up 1.5% of the worlds population. He has an IQ close to 200. Fun fact.
I'm not sure if everyone is aware, but this man is in MENSA which, if memory serves is the most intelligent people that takes up 1.5% of the worlds population. He has an IQ close to 200. Fun fact.
#70 to #67 - illutvar (06/25/2013) [-]
wat
wat
User avatar #49 - Benka (06/25/2013) [-]
I think he says
How uuh, dare uuh, you speak uuh, to me uuh.
#51 - kaboomz (06/25/2013) [-]
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i wasnt expecting that
#71 - dafogman (06/25/2013) [-]
May need this some day.
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