Poll Results 2. Again thank you to everyone who participated!. rafi; Cil One week ago I posted Poll Results sharing the small results from a poll that asked "If poll flexible Oral results
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Poll Results 2. Again thank you to everyone who participated!. rafi; Cil One week ago I posted Poll Results sharing the small results from a poll that asked "If

Again thank you to everyone who participated!

rafi; Cil
One week ago I posted Poll Results sharing the small
results from a poll that asked "If you were flexible to
perform oral sex on yourself would you?" I also asked for
a revote, with a lot better success. From 21 votes to 1693
and from 4 thumbs to 1649! This is what people said:
Women Men
Women Men
I would like to say thank you to each of the people who voted,
making the first Poll results a huge success, and also to everyone
who thumbed and helped me reach the front page for my first time.
Again I ask you to please thumb, so that
everyone who voted can see these results.
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#30 - mrhazzy (06/24/2013) [-]
Autofellatio...

...Nothing a little Yoga wont fix
#9 - blizzeh (06/24/2013) [-]
Isn't it really a question of removing some ribs?
User avatar #15 to #9 - lolwatthe ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
And doing some yoga for a more flexible back.
User avatar #35 to #9 - djjeroenski (06/24/2013) [-]
client: yeah doctor i want some ribs removed
doctor: and why's that?
Client: i want to be able to suck my own dick
that's gonna be awkward
User avatar #48 to #9 - JariWeis ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
The bottom 2 or 4, yes. (2 on each side)
#68 to #9 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
Eww
User avatar #19 to #9 - gobnick (06/24/2013) [-]
no, actually it puts tremendous strain on the muscle groups in your back, and can lead to spinal problems, so i would assume that it's not actually a matter of ribs. (also, marilyn manson had some ribs removed for this exact purpose, if i remember correctly he stated that it did not in fact do anything to aid)
User avatar #20 to #19 - blizzeh (06/24/2013) [-]
That's just a rumor, it's never been confirmed
User avatar #21 to #20 - gobnick (06/24/2013) [-]
ah, but also to further my point, something like 1 in 400 males can actually perform auto-fellatio, women, i have not heard that sort of thing from, most likely because even with the most flexible of women, there is simply not enough length of torso to accomplish reaching all the way down between your legs, also, if they have breasts above an A cup i imagine that would also interfere with this sort of thing
User avatar #31 to #21 - mrhazzy (06/24/2013) [-]
I do Yoga, after a good 45 minute session I can successfully place my legs over my head and give myself successfull head.
User avatar #36 to #31 - gobnick (06/24/2013) [-]
as i said, men can do this, i have yet to hear of a woman who can
User avatar #38 to #36 - mrhazzy (06/24/2013) [-]
But I believe It's more than the statistics you've supplied, I'm ore nearly every man, given a certain weight and strength can stretch for a while, and go to town on their downtown.
User avatar #40 to #38 - gobnick (06/24/2013) [-]
ok, i think you accidentally your first and second comment now. but either way, i may have been off in my statistics, but it does not mean i am any less correct about this....all i was saying is i sincerely doubt that women can give auto-cunnilingus, whereas men can perform auto-fellatio...
User avatar #41 to #40 - mrhazzy (06/24/2013) [-]
There are videos, I have seen such videos, a quick google search can yeild great results on Autocunnilingus
User avatar #208 to #31 - Wazzy (06/25/2013) [-]
I should start doing yoga
User avatar #234 to #21 - tooanontoquit (06/25/2013) [-]
If you search your way though the comments on the first Poll Results, there is a women or two who claim they are able to do this.
#49 to #9 - lolkktybye (06/24/2013) [-]
Alright, moment of confession. for years i've been able to blow my self, only like 1-2 inches. Still, it's not really worth it because it causes more pain to my back than it pleasures me.
User avatar #62 to #49 - propanex (06/24/2013) [-]
you can actually break your neck/back from trying/doing.
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#64 to #16 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
Approximately, but you need to take into account the difference in sample size.
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#88 to #16 - herptyderpies (06/24/2013) [-]
the old lickaroo   
   
loved that green text
the old lickaroo

loved that green text
User avatar #17 to #16 - makomirocket ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
well, I guess more women would 69 with another woman than men would want to 69 with another man.
#164 to #17 - legrandefromage (06/25/2013) [-]
I'd say it's more because men have to deal with the age old question.... spit or swallow. That's pretty discouraging.
#159 to #17 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
could you please post that 4chan greentext where he actually says the old lickaroo for me?
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#171 to #17 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
I actually don't mind watching that.
I said it
#107 - jakelax (06/24/2013) [-]
when i first read this, i thought the poll was taken in 1693
User avatar #12 - OsamaBinLadenz (06/24/2013) [-]
My dick or not, I feel gross after finishing with my hand, and if it touched my mouth I'd be pretty grossed out.
User avatar #108 to #12 - witislimited (06/24/2013) [-]
Holy **** . I thought you were dead.
What happened to the virgins you were supposedly promised?
User avatar #110 to #108 - OsamaBinLadenz (06/24/2013) [-]
All male.
User avatar #111 to #110 - witislimited (06/25/2013) [-]
Deceit comes in more forms then just lying.
God has an amazing sense of humor.
#168 - tommymemeborn (06/25/2013) [-]
There are over 300 girls on funnyjunk?
There are over 300 girls on funnyjunk?
User avatar #203 to #168 - theblondefetus (06/25/2013) [-]
They like to think they are
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User avatar #191 to #176 - Tatou (06/25/2013) [-]
or femboys
User avatar #205 to #168 - mrnotsosafeforwork (06/25/2013) [-]
the **** section
User avatar #220 to #168 - tehpwnz (06/25/2013) [-]
see rule 37.
#47 - thefuzzywalrus (06/24/2013) [-]
wait.... women can preform oral sex with themselves?... this i would like to see....
User avatar #52 to #47 - whiplasher (06/24/2013) [-]
**** yeah, Misfits!
User avatar #71 to #52 - thefuzzywalrus (06/24/2013) [-]
correction this is the crimson ghost he a villain form a show called cyclotrode x that took place in 1964 the misfits used the crimson ghost as their mascot in 1973 when they started
User avatar #233 to #71 - whiplasher (06/25/2013) [-]
**** me stupid

So that explains their Crimson Ghost song. Thanks, mate! Might watch the show!
User avatar #251 to #233 - thefuzzywalrus (06/26/2013) [-]
I suggest watching it for the crimson ghost he's really smart for a villain
User avatar #54 to #47 - lolfire (06/24/2013) [-]
Just type into google

"Auto-cunnilingus"
User avatar #59 - minsheme (06/24/2013) [-]
Hahaha, I'm flexible enough to suck my own dick.
And I don't.
It would just feel like sucking dick.
#199 to #59 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
same.

It really sucks dick. Plus there's physical exertion, the taste, and the feel of it inside your mouth.
#67 to #59 - hydromatic (06/24/2013) [-]
Gee, who knew sucking dick would feel like sucking dick?
Gee, who knew sucking dick would feel like sucking dick?
#144 to #67 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
OP did.
User avatar #69 to #67 - minsheme (06/24/2013) [-]
Ah, but you see, the pleasure is barely noticeable compared to the fact that I would be sucking cock.
User avatar #72 to #69 - justxjames (06/24/2013) [-]
If giving yourself a handjob is okay, then why is giving yourself a blowjob not okay???
User avatar #93 to #72 - bladeboy (06/24/2013) [-]
Your hand doesn't taste the cock.
User avatar #252 to #93 - justxjames (06/26/2013) [-]
if you shower regularly your cock tastes like nothing
User avatar #250 to #93 - minsheme (06/26/2013) [-]
Fun fact: I can barely taste my dick
User avatar #74 to #72 - minsheme (06/24/2013) [-]
Good question, it's just different. I really don't know to be honest, but they're definitely very different things for some reason. I'm sure someone on FJ has a full proof scientific explanation.
#98 - failtolawl (06/24/2013) [-]
the comments section of that was full of idiots joking. These posts are just wasting your time OP.
User avatar #128 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
I am slightly concerned with 59% of you guys

I am slightly aroused by 70% of you gals
#180 - nortledrones (06/25/2013) [-]
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I would love to suck dick, no homo.
#225 to #180 - diffusion (06/25/2013) [-]
That's homo you know?
That's homo you know?
User avatar #65 to #60 - Jewssassin (06/24/2013) [-]
It is my dream to one day **** a girl who can do that.
#160 to #65 - frijoles (06/25/2013) [-]
HOLY **** SHE COULD LICK YOUR BALLS WHILE YOUR ******* HER FROM BEHIND!!!!!
User avatar #150 - nucularwar (06/25/2013) [-]
Guys who voted that they wouldn't

lied
#190 to #150 - anonmaverick (06/25/2013) [-]
no no they didn't.
User avatar #232 to #190 - nucularwar (06/25/2013) [-]
riiiiiiight
(;
#249 to #232 - anonmaverick (06/25/2013) [-]
Im so happy you agree with me.
#157 - wonderlandman (06/25/2013) [-]
probably   
   
i might be trying this later tonight
probably

i might be trying this later tonight
User avatar #10 - commontroll (06/24/2013) [-]
I'm alright without giving myself head. Seriously, no thanks.
User avatar #117 - tehoutlaw (06/25/2013) [-]
We should do more of these.
#102 - fatoneateone (06/24/2013) [-]
Regardless of your sexual preference for someone else, I think going down on yourself would be f**king horrible tbh
#181 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
all these people thinking its gay to have a dick in your mouth, but not to have one in your hands.


self concious liars
#198 - Seority (06/25/2013) [-]
This just means that 224 guys said if they were female, they would tongue themselves.
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