Faith in Humanity.... ...Restored. launch’? Anonymous lulu othet' : n: m. nru' uru "Mastur . Taun tamar, rita' ? Cu" yeorgh" ,. "Then I thought: You know what? He's right. I'd look badass with some scars! these pansy knives I'm off to the fireplace!" And thus, a legend was born
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#91 - pharoahemonch (06/24/2013) [-]
< hfw he never touched that ******* razor again
User avatar #94 to #91 - mysteriouswaiz (06/24/2013) [-]
hagrids cousin
#1 - snowshark (06/23/2013) [-]
"Then I thought: You know what? He's right. I'd look ******* badass with some scars! **** these pansy knives I'm off to the fireplace!"

And thus, a legend was born.
User avatar #164 to #1 - alexjonez (06/24/2013) [-]
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE POSTS ANYMORE
#117 to #1 - agentdoubleohio (06/24/2013) [-]
then you find a little girl and go on adventures with
#33 - kaarvaag (06/24/2013) [-]
Got your blades ready?
Well let's go ************
User avatar #16 - heartgoldawesome (06/24/2013) [-]
But how will I shave?
User avatar #48 - spearpwi (06/24/2013) [-]
Dude...roller blades... she wanted tips on getting fit!
#3 - Kiwi the panda (06/23/2013) [-]
You're so right, I should appreciate my body the way it is!
#121 to #3 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
Come on man, I was eating.
User avatar #5 to #3 - dabronydude (06/24/2013) [-]
that hair does not look right...
is that normal?
User avatar #131 to #5 - apexbossin ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
They started making women's stockings that have fake hair on them. She might be wearing those.
#38 to #5 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #55 to #38 - dabronydude (06/24/2013) [-]
hmm...
i no idea everyone took their female leg hair so srsly,
judging by the dislikes i mean.
#49 to #3 - patrulja (06/24/2013) [-]
MFW i notice thats a woman in the picture.
#197 to #3 - ryuryu (06/24/2013) [-]
Except in your case

******* Shave
#66 to #3 - comanderspy (06/24/2013) [-]
looks sickly
looks sickly
#125 to #3 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
I find it strange that her leg hair is yellow/colorless and her head hair is dark brown/black.

In either case, when those legs spread, there's no stopping me!
User avatar #69 to #3 - legendaryhero (06/24/2013) [-]
When I didn't zoom in, I thought that was just a bun representing a vagina.
#191 - lavitts (06/24/2013) [-]
Go protect the emperor.
User avatar #46 - cryingchicken (06/24/2013) [-]
If this were posted on /b/ the reply would have been instructions to perform breast implant surgery on yourself.
#120 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
>implying he has any friends at all
> implying significant other

10/10 would giggle again
User avatar #111 - BerryLicious ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
Sorry FJ, but if this individual was actually going to cut themselves, they wouldn't post about it on the internet. They'd do it themselves, alone, and they wouldn't tell a soul. If they were really suffering, that is. People like this, unfortunate as it is, are attention whoring. And yes, they may cut themselves, which is a stupid thing to do. But, like a woman crying rape because she feels bad about having slept with a guy, people like this make the issue of people with depression seem ridiculous. Shower me with reds, I don't care, but I'm ******* sick of whiny little emos like this attention-whoring and mutilating themselves for the sake of five second sympathy.

The dude helping is a decent chap though, if deluded.
User avatar #202 to #111 - bladebites (06/24/2013) [-]
Took the words straight out of my mouth, and stated them better than I ever could. I applaud you.
#118 to #111 - jinapayne (06/24/2013) [-]
Thank you
But you may get some people on here who think they are morally superior and will thumb you down
User avatar #119 to #118 - BerryLicious ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
Naturally. Or, they cut themselves for attention and hate the truth in my post. But I appreciate your support, thank you.
#122 to #119 - jinapayne (06/24/2013) [-]
I feel the exact same way but everytime I try to say what I feel I sound like some dick. I just really hate how we treat cutters as heroes though. And it seems like most of this comes from people from tumblr. Are they just trying to make them believe there is something wrong with them just because they want to be a victim? Im not sure
User avatar #171 to #122 - BerryLicious ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
The majority of people who cut do want to be a victim, and seek attention. It's really pathetic. Emos and psycho-girlfriend types are the most likely to do it. WHat annoys me the most is, as I said before, how it makes people who cut because they genuinely have a problem look like douchebags. But, we need to stop treating cutters like heros, they are not. It stems from people seeing a story, like the one about Peter Pan huggina girl and calling her a "warrior" because he saw her scars just encourages these sick, insecure douchebags who have so many first world problems and such a low IQ they are incapeable of functioning without their daily attention. Scumbags.
#175 to #171 - jinapayne (06/24/2013) [-]
Exactly, thank you
When I saw the Peter Pan thing I didnt even realize they made her look like a warrior
User avatar #89 - allamericandude (06/24/2013) [-]
I saw a kid like that on a bus a few weeks ago. He was some sort of ****** up. He had hundreds--and I mean hundreds--of scars up and down his arms and legs, even his face. There were scabs from where he had recently cut a name into his arm. There was a caretaker with him--a friend or relative or something. The kid was bobbing his head and smiling an empty smile in the way that mentally unstable people do, and snuggling up to his caretaker as if he desperately needed her protection.

I had never personally seen something like that before, so it was quite a shock. I could only feel really sad for the poor guy.

So if you see someone who is about to hurt themselves like that, take that **** seriously. They need help.
#141 - jinapayne (06/24/2013) [-]
Does Funnyjunk loose faith just as easily as you gain faith?
I feel like a real dick, and I may get red thumbs for this, but I feel like a dick whenever I hear about girls or guys cutting (seems like a lot of it comes from girls from tumblr), but I wonder why they cut, I cant help but think they cut themselves for selfish reasons that arent worth cutting and that they get themselves into this mindset that their life is bad just so they can be victim and that their life really isnt that bad. I dont know why think this, maybe because I am more mentally strong than most? Im not sure. Especially when they tell people on the internet, it just seems like they want attention yet we make cutters heroes. Same goes with when girls feel self-conscious about their body because "society", it seems like they make themselves believe their body sucks just because it's popular to be self-conscious or that they want to be victims.
User avatar #147 to #141 - infinitereaper (06/24/2013) [-]
Some people are idiots, others are truly suffering, some cope in different ways. The world is not black and white. Case by case. Bias is an enemy, statistics are not. yada yada yada.
the world we live in.
User avatar #150 to #147 - infinitereaper (06/24/2013) [-]
Also you aren't a dick, but you might want to learn some more empathy, I'm sure some people's lives are far worse than you can imagine. Just because you can't relate, doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.
User avatar #143 to #141 - loose **User deleted account** (06/24/2013) [-]
I think you mean lose.
#145 to #143 - jinapayne (06/24/2013) [-]
Oh right, damn
I was thinking about that and my brain told me loose
#39 to #17 - infurnus (06/24/2013) [-]
I couldn't find a find suitable enough gif for the level of disney feels right now   
   
This'll do.
I couldn't find a find suitable enough gif for the level of disney feels right now

This'll do.
User avatar #99 to #17 - corundum (06/24/2013) [-]
Oh my god that guy should be promoted to president of the world.
#139 to #17 - triggathepirate (06/24/2013) [-]
****		 peter. I was gonna shower today.
**** peter. I was gonna shower today.
#142 to #17 - ompalomper (06/24/2013) [-]
genuinely good human being spotted
#167 to #17 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (06/24/2013) [-]
Semi-related to Disney...
#174 to #17 - jakeattack (06/24/2013) [-]
I remember this, the feels still won't stop
#132 - bakinboy ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
you LET IT RIP!
User avatar #124 - bladeboy (06/24/2013) [-]
I got my blades ready too.
User avatar #153 to #124 - yeezus (06/24/2013) [-]
omg bladeboy you're so funny guys its because of his username
User avatar #155 to #153 - bladeboy (06/24/2013) [-]
I was hoping someone would notice.
User avatar #156 to #155 - yeezus (06/24/2013) [-]
ill always notice you senpai
#133 to #124 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
Cut your self fag, nobody gives a damn
User avatar #135 to #133 - bladeboy (06/24/2013) [-]
Will do anon.
User avatar #37 - azraelthemage (06/24/2013) [-]
What if they need a shave?
#19 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/24/2013) [-]
#26 - wrinklynewt (06/24/2013) [-]
cutting is honestly one of the stupidest things to me. i don't get it

there are tons of people without clean water, going through revolutions to protest corrupt governments, fighting to survive

there people have little first world problems and what do they do? cut themselves and scar them for life.
they could be doing positive things to fix whatever problems they have, but do they do that?
no, they don't
#35 to #26 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
While I agree with your point, there is a difference between whiny teenage faggots and people who are too far gone to care. Some people actually do suffer from mental illness and don't just fake it for attention or to be "cool" (I really hate people who think being 'insane' is something to brag about).

Eventually the people with actual mental illness will most likely seek help, while the whiny teenage faggots will sit there and indulge in their sadness, whine and cry about it, cut themselves shallowly, take pictures, and post their stupid **** on Tumblr.

It rustles my jimmies, too.
User avatar #52 to #26 - thebritishguy (06/24/2013) [-]
they're obviously not thinking clearly, they have mental disorders, if they could just stop doing it like that they would but it's a disease.
User avatar #129 to #26 - pabloch (06/24/2013) [-]
sincerely that logic is stupid, according to maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid, once we have the most basic needs fulfilled (food, water, clothing, a roof), we start needing other stuff (safety > love/family > Esteem/Respect of oneself and others).

Those people have it pretty bad, no denying that, but because of them should I not feel bad because I'm not loved? Because someone else, not even indirectly related to me, has it bad, I can't feel like **** ? I heard someone who cut himself say that he was at a point that he didn't differentiate from being awake or sleeping, he was emotionally numb, happy or sad didn't mean anything to him, and he felt that cutting himself was the only thing that made him feel something.

Of course there are whiny bitches who do it just for attention, but that doesn't give you right to generalize the group, or compare them to people in dire needs.
#140 to #26 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
Some people do it because it's the only thing in their life that they can control, and the pain of cutting helps them forget things for a while, for some it kind of becomes an addiction.
#188 to #26 - legionisanon (06/24/2013) [-]
Saying you can't be sad because someone has it worse than you is like saying you can't be happy because someone has it better than you. Cutting might not bet he best solution to your problems, but ******** on people because of it won't help with whatever depression they might be going though.
User avatar #100 to #26 - corundum (06/24/2013) [-]
It appalls me that in a first world country, with access to food and a high quality of life, that people get cancer. There are people starving in Africa. Why do you have cancer, you ungrateful **** ?
User avatar #177 to #100 - hotsaws (06/24/2013) [-]
My mother had breast cancer because of her genes.
User avatar #207 to #177 - corundum (06/25/2013) [-]
sarcasm
#101 to #26 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
I 100% Agree with you, i really do, but when people are always telling everyone, Well (this country) is so bad and you have all of this stuff (blah blah blah) you know the speech. I think. Yes this country is truly in a bad condition, but just because they have problems doesn't mean that i can't as well. I don't agree with cutting, but the third world country thing, just doesn't make our problems go away no matter if one is worse than the other.
#28 to #26 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
You have no idea dude.
I was going to comment on the fact that you mentioned "there are tons of people without clean water" etc - completely undermines other peoples problems. how is it relevant to compare peoples problems? the matter at hand is that a person is hurting and they'll go through whatever they can to make them feel better.


But then i noticed your other comment - "there are tons of people (...) fighting to survive.

Self harm is a coping strategy. Self harm is fighting to survive.

Yes, it's sad and it's detrimental; but who the **** are you to judge? you have a quick cig after a fight with your wife? a few beers after a hard day at work? people choose to cope with things differently and it's exactly the ignorant minds like yours that make me lose hope for humanity.
User avatar #31 to #28 - wrinklynewt (06/24/2013) [-]
i related it to other world events to show how what they're doing is stupid
there are people raising money to get water to those without it
corrupt government? people are fighting to change it
problem with your life? oh, i'd better hurt myself

i don't see how hurting yourself if "coping" in any sort of way, you just screw yourself over later in life over a temporary problem

and no, i don't drink, i don't smoke, i don't do any of those other "coping strategies" because they're similar. hurt your body, and simply give you more things to worry about
#44 to #31 - krakalisk (06/24/2013) [-]
If the world were full of people like you, I guess it'd be a better place.    
   
Cutting isn't just cutting, some people just get that feeling where they want to tear into their wrist or leg or body.   
   
Also, just because I am aware that there are people in Africa starving or some 			****		, doesn't make my pain, or anyone else's go away, it just makes us more aware of the amount of pain in the world.    
   
Just because you can deal with something, doesn't mean other people can, nor can you honestly say you know exactly what someone else is going through. Being molested when they were younger, having an illness, losing someone close in any form.    
If you don't understand it, it doesn't give you a right to say it's stupid.
If the world were full of people like you, I guess it'd be a better place.

Cutting isn't just cutting, some people just get that feeling where they want to tear into their wrist or leg or body.

Also, just because I am aware that there are people in Africa starving or some **** , doesn't make my pain, or anyone else's go away, it just makes us more aware of the amount of pain in the world.

Just because you can deal with something, doesn't mean other people can, nor can you honestly say you know exactly what someone else is going through. Being molested when they were younger, having an illness, losing someone close in any form.
If you don't understand it, it doesn't give you a right to say it's stupid.
User avatar #41 to #31 - painispleasure (06/24/2013) [-]
it turns your emotional pain into something physical. you can't put a plaster on your mind, but you can on your wrist.
User avatar #42 to #41 - wrinklynewt (06/24/2013) [-]
no, it just makes you have emotional and physical pain.
to me it's a bit like smoking
to me smoking just seems to add an extra thing to be stressed about, but it's something you can get rid of (for a little while) and in the end you're just worse off than you were before
User avatar #45 to #42 - painispleasure (06/24/2013) [-]
this is gonna sound, probably very stupid, but you really can't understand it until you do it. good way to imagine it, say something hurts you. hurts you so far down in your mind, that you try to bury it, but you can't, because it always finds a way up, it's always there, it never leaves you alone, and there is nothing you can do, all you want is for it to stop, so you pick up a razor blade, you press it into your skin and you rip it back. you don't do some stupid ******* pussy scratches, no, you RIP through your skin down to veins and bones, you cut through the fat, the flesh, everything, because you hope, you JUST HOPE, that maybe it'll go, maybe it'll help, because there is nothing else you can do.
#60 to #26 - sloot (06/24/2013) [-]
As a stupid kid that used to cut and can now look back on it as an adult, I can say that it is almost like doing a drug. When you are depressed about something and feeling intense emotional pain, cutting causes physical pain and releases a high in your body. To this day I still enjoy pain and have a very high pain tolerance. Just imagine having something wrong with you that makes you feel so bad emotionally that the only way to escape it is to carve into your skin and trade it momentarily with physical pain. I think some people are just born with a disorder. I have a good job, friends, a hot GF, and I am going to college but I could easily get back into the habit if I were as weak minded as I used to be...
User avatar #29 to #26 - zraven (06/24/2013) [-]
Because everyone's hell is their own. Yes, some people suffer more than you do, or have it worse than you do, but that doesn't matter to the person suffering. If they had the ability to tell themselves that it wasn't that bad, that other people are hurting more, and that they actually have it pretty good, they wouldn't be suffering. There is no logic to it at that point. Reason has left.

I'm not saying cutting is right, because it's not. I have had friends who do it, and I've had screaming fights with them over it. But if someone is to the point of doing that to themselves, then they are feeling a pain I can't understand, justified or not.

Pain is pain, and turmoil is turmoil. Just try to be there for people when they get that far gone, and try to bring 'em back.
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