Sims logic. . runs magnum? was. 114: 5 Tit 5-.. MORTIMER earn. HELL. MORE PM CALLING ABOUT FRANK I-' CATPOOP. UP FOR A PROMOTION. BUT I NEED TO HARE SURE IVIE H
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Sims logic

runs magnum? was. 114: 5 Tit
5-.. MORTIMER earn.
HELL. MORE PM CALLING ABOUT FRANK
I-' CATPOOP. UP FOR A PROMOTION. BUT
I NEED TO HARE SURE IVIE HAW AT LEA‘
ONE FRIEND. IVIE. CLAIMED YOU WERE FRIEND.
TIMIE GUY FROM l.. A‘ NIGHT?
IVIE
LAWN FRO.“
OUT OF
NOWHERE AND
TALKING TO
ME ABOUT
DOLLAR AIGN‘ 5
AND " dll
AFTER THAT IVIE KEPT , ME AND
AAI( HE TO DANCE OVER AND OVER.
WHILE WE WERE WTILL OUT ON THE LAWN.
THEN IVIE TRIED TO ]
TO THE BATHROOM. BUT
COULDN' T GET A
PLATE ON THE GROUND.
i" IVIE ENDED UP PICKING
AND PASSING
OUT IN A PUDDLE HIE!
WAY. DOES THAT
AOUND LIKE A
FRIEND TO ‘IOU?
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#51 - kitsunemochalite (06/24/2013) [-]
That's the only way to make friends
#69 to #51 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
Ecchi anime in a nutshell
#47 - starchild (06/24/2013) [-]
MFW i read Mortimer Goths bit in Carters voice!
#1 - heafi (06/23/2013) [-]
this keeps getting funnier every time I see it
this keeps getting funnier every time I see it
#14 to #1 - theadziu (06/24/2013) [-]
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#19 to #1 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
source of gif?
User avatar #35 to #19 - snarfalupticus (06/24/2013) [-]
Beetlejuice.
#28 to #1 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
The Exorcist was a ******* hilarious movie.

The way it runs down the stairs on all 4 limbs, I ******* lost my **** and had to go on an extensive search to find it again, only to lose it once more when it bitch slaps the mother across the ******* room.
#52 - wheel (06/24/2013) [-]
What really happend
#41 - daedrical (06/24/2013) [-]
I feel bad for having Sims on in the back round while reading this now.

pic somewhat related.
#65 to #53 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
what? you cant get a job like this. you have to look for it in the newspaper or computer. do you even play that game??
User avatar #27 - coag (06/24/2013) [-]
i thought this was gonna be about how mortimer always runs into people's homes in the dead of night and starts arguing with them then walks away
#44 to #27 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
one of my sims' dad keeps running into his house and punching him.

wtf dad. leave me alone. I'm trying to make food for my family.
#66 to #44 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
have your sims been looking through the telescope in the daytime? beacuse they are actually spying on neighbours so the neighbours get angry
User avatar #56 - semilunarknight (06/24/2013) [-]
Well I suddenly have a lot more friends.
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#23 to #9 - nightstar (06/24/2013) [-]
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#43 to #23 - ludislavonac ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
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#48 - infinitereaper (06/24/2013) [-]
I love the sims but the glitches and choices of the people in charge really get me, its like they suck out all the fun while leaving us with all the ******** .

I mean, for one thing they took away hybrids!

They wrote code to prevent it, and that's like why I'm in this jig in the first place!

Creating a sim master race.
#18 - kevinlasvegas (06/24/2013) [-]
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#6 - atwfoomn (06/23/2013) [-]
i lol'd
i lol'd
#49 - muxammle (06/24/2013) [-]
not mine
User avatar #33 - tankerdude (06/24/2013) [-]
had a friend in sims 2 (PS2) when he moved out his Mom's house he sold all her furniture right before, she kept showing up at his house stats all zero. She would proceed to piss the floor, pass out, then raid the fridge she did this about 3 times a day
User avatar #2 - alltheponies (06/23/2013) [-]
please, someone post the edit of this with the actual sims language.
#11 to #2 - skeery (06/24/2013) [-]
That's such a weird request
That's such a weird request
User avatar #13 to #2 - lordlolland (06/24/2013) [-]
That is going to be tough, the simlish is a gibberish language consisting of fractured pieces of Ukrainian, French, Latin, Finnish, English, Fijian, Cebuano, and Tagalog.
There is no official simlish - english dictionary, the closest you get is a couple fan compiled glossaries of expressions used by sims in the games.

An English rewrite in a fan-made simlish font would be easy, but again its not official.
#36 to #2 - funnyhillman (06/24/2013) [-]
credit to SuperSixONE
User avatar #50 to #36 - alltheponies (06/24/2013) [-]
Thank you!
It's beautiful!
User avatar #3 to #2 - SheWolfie (06/23/2013) [-]
why?
#10 - broorb (06/24/2013) [-]
every time I read this it makes me chuckle increasingly harder and harder
every time I read this it makes me chuckle increasingly harder and harder
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