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#34 - vladhellsing
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Inappropriate things to say in a church.
#230 to #34 - anon
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(06/24/2013) [-]
Love the children!
#202 to #34 - Kyuss
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(06/24/2013) [-]
So when do we light that cross on fire?
#197 to #34 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE
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(06/24/2013) [-]
Blood for the blood god!
#159 to #34 - heroyoudeserve
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(06/24/2013) [-]
That alter boy is damn spanking bootylicious
#156 to #34 - slowshade
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(06/24/2013) [-]
#233 to #156 - daentraya
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(06/24/2013) [-]
When i was at the beach, there was this darkish sand where you could easily write on with you foot. I saw 'Jesus loves you' written, and i decided to write 'Praise the sun - solaire' next to it. I had coincidentally also made a Flying spaghetti monster further down
#123 to #34 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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#110 to #34 - clydeninetyseven
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(06/24/2013) [-]
Jesus ******* christ this is as boring as the Virgin Mary's tits.
#103 to #34 - PopeyeBITCHES
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(06/24/2013) [-]
woah woah the confessional Isn't the gloryhole?? I want prayer back
#95 to #34 - captainsheperd
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(06/24/2013) [-]
someone pass the kosher
#92 to #34 - harryblazer
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(06/24/2013) [-]
the book sucks. I heard the movie was way better
#83 to #34 - nymikemet
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Run through the rows and say...
Run through the rows and say...
#85 to #83 - sacker
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(06/23/2013) [-]
"You can't catch me, gay thoughts!"
#119 to #85 - benedicto
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(06/24/2013) [-]
you can't gay me, catch thoughts!
#82 to #34 - nymikemet
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#77 to #34 - demystify
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(06/23/2013) [-]
"Jesus sure tastes like stale bread and rotten grapes, Father."   
"Hey, man, he just handed me a bowl fulla money, what was I supposed to do?"   
"Man, this is a great racket, what's a guy gotta do to get into this business?"   
"Wait, Jesus and Judas kissed? This is such a ****** Torah fanfic."   
"Hey, do y'all do marriages here? I haven't gotten wasted at a reception party since I rolled into town."   
"Well I did peyote once, does that count as a spiritual experience? **** dude, I'm a prophet."
"Jesus sure tastes like stale bread and rotten grapes, Father."
"Hey, man, he just handed me a bowl fulla money, what was I supposed to do?"
"Man, this is a great racket, what's a guy gotta do to get into this business?"
"Wait, Jesus and Judas kissed? This is such a ****** Torah fanfic."
"Hey, do y'all do marriages here? I haven't gotten wasted at a reception party since I rolled into town."
"Well I did peyote once, does that count as a spiritual experience? **** dude, I'm a prophet."
#76 to #34 - WizardOfTheLawl
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(06/23/2013) [-]
My girlfriend is Jewish
#69 to #34 - amanaman
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(06/23/2013) [-]
oh look a 12 year old
#68 to #34 - mooghens
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(06/23/2013) [-]
"The main character in this book is a work of fiction, and any resemblance to any actual person is entirely coincidental"
#61 to #34 - ianosity
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Nice scarecrow.
#58 to #34 - notstill
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Could I get some more Blood and Body of Christ? I didn't eat breakfast before I left.
#56 to #34 - jamesisawesome
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(06/23/2013) [-]
It's okay if we do this, but we're gonna need lube.
#54 to #34 - emergence **User deleted account**
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#53 to #34 - paradox
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(06/23/2013) [-]
lucifer did nothing wrong.
#51 to #34 - fappafappafap
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(06/23/2013) [-]
What's with the big t on the wall?
#52 to #51 - vladhellsing
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(06/23/2013) [-]
"Does it stand for Talos?"
#49 to #34 - gustaviaable
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Wololo
#48 to #34 - spawnsy
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(06/23/2013) [-]
So God just told all of us to get the **** out of his house guys
#45 to #34 - berkut
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Jesus came on me to save humanity.
#44 to #34 - impaledsandwich
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Am I late for the orgy?
#190 to #44 - cshp
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(06/24/2013) [-]
It's appropriate in Brave New World.
#41 to #34 - newforomador
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I'm coming out of the closet.
#39 to #34 - itsmewaffle
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Praise satan.
#38 to #34 - triggathepirate
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(06/23/2013) [-]
PRAISE TALOS!
#40 to #38 - felex
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(06/23/2013) [-]
#37 to #34 - teranin
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(06/23/2013) [-]
"If God is all powerful, can he make a rock so big that he himself cannot lift it Father?"

I got kicked out of a church one time for that.
#36 to #34 - sirhyden
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Hello Father.....No little Timmy Glued to your crotch? Progress.....