Actual OC. I was the OP on 4chan. My first greentext story, I think it went well.. 33 C) Anonymous ( Sat) : 22 hlo. Replies: _ 79312 Etvl, I want to tell you a
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I was the OP on 4chan. My first greentext story, I think it went well.

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33 C) Anonymous ( Sat) : 22 hlo. Replies: _ 79312
Etvl, I want to tell you a story of haw picking "waif's" and idolizing beautiful actresses can really **** you up. In particular, it ****** up my
chances with the hottest girl I' ever known. Let my story be a cautionary tale to all of you.
sbe 19, back in AMI
shrew season of Breaking Bad had just some out
immeadiately fall in love with Jesse' s g on the show
fall in love with Krysten Ritter, her actress (pic related)
swatch every movie, show, whatever that shes in
sget a friend whose good at drawing to make me a nude drawing of her
spretty soon, I can only get off by at her
chlexi semester, I take a class with a girl who looks just like her
slyly heart practically stops I know this is meant to be
strike up a plan to seduce said girl
shirst I strike up normal conversation every class( can I borrow a pen, does this class ever end, **** like that)
sabout halfway through the semester, start striking up real conversations
Shigure out her real name and basic schedule and "accidentally" run into her at the dining hall for lunch
sthe next day, I get a Facebook friend request
ssend an anonymous message saying her boyfriend was cheating on her
status changes on Facebook
sbe there for her
stell herl had also heard @' S about him cheating
stait a week, ask her out, she says yes
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sthis is where it gets more ****** up
spat of my fantasy is that I' m Jesse and she' s my
this time on the actual show, Jesse shaves his head
sright before our first date, I shave my head too
sthis surprises beret first but she mam mind
also start throwing around the word bitch and other Jesse quotes
lice first date, got a kiss
agrees to a second date, that goes even better
swe end up getting hot and heavy in my room
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start to finger her she moons "ah anon‘
tell her to cell me Jesse
s a little confused, but I explain the show Breaking Bad and my fantasy
looks at me like crazy person {which in retrospect I was)
I I causally mention that Jesse' s girlfriend is a heroin addict
blows up and asks what kind of girl I think she is and asks what I' m even looking for
still don' t know why I answered honestly, but I told her:
guesse' s girl
wish that I harnesses girl
sphere can I find a woman like that?
C) Anonymous : 28
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alto surprisingly good
C) Anonymous : 28 Mu.
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Submitted: 06/22/2013
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#1 - solidderking (06/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
this why i love 4chan   
gif somehow releated
this why i love 4chan
gif somehow releated
#5 - mattdoggy (06/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That actually got me   
pinkies for you
That actually got me
pinkies for you
#12 - gangsterish (06/23/2013) [-]
oh man, you got me
oh man, you got me
#4 - thunderpony (06/23/2013) [-]
that was good.
that was good.
#26 - demonicstphenson (06/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OP


You better check yourself....
#27 to #26 - demonicstphenson (06/23/2013) [-]


...before you Shrek yourself
#14 - thebaker ONLINE (06/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Man, I just finished the second season of Breaking Bad. Great show.
User avatar #15 - bandoslootshare (06/23/2013) [-]
wow.. an unobvious good one
#13 - pappathethird (06/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Comment Picture
#31 - kingarther (06/23/2013) [-]
Should of just named your penis Jesse.
User avatar #10 - astisk (06/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
blackoutats
o;
User avatar #7 - mrhazzy (06/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
... Don't get it.
User avatar #3 - magictheg (06/23/2013) [-]
Had to admit I saw it coming but still pretty good.
User avatar #2 - azumeow (06/23/2013) [-]
That...was clever.
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/05/2013) [-]
You know that show Chuck? I had a giant crush on Yvonne Stravinsky than my brother started dating and eventually married someone who looked a lot like her now i have a giant crush on my sister in law and shes the only one i can ever think of
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/23/2013) [-]
god dammit OP, the HNG I got after reading that was insane
#23 - kevinlasvegas (06/23/2013) [-]
Well played good sir.
User avatar #19 - thesoulstealer (06/23/2013) [-]
You sly ****
User avatar #18 - nigstonarnold (06/23/2013) [-]
can anyone give me the picture OP posted along with his story?
#16 - weirdweir (06/23/2013) [-]
Jessie's face when
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