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Pineapple

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sbe me
sbe 16
shrew , introduced ta mass
skeet guy wha is an asshole, lets call him Shutout
tries ta start bullying me
sbe alpha and resist
Dent make many friends, dent need them
solstice Shutout bullies ether kids
spadde ta funk him up
Figure where his maker is
stait until wheel is ever, feller him heme frem a safe distance, unseen
skark dawn where he hes, GTFO
aut he does hotshex, figure aut where his ice rink is, and what time he trains
pend six months practically stalking that **** , making sure I dent get caught
Map aut where he is at any time, at all times
sehen pi ta phase tyne, buy a pineapple
son a day I get eff earlier than he does, bike ta his muse and leave the pineapple at the deer
shis parents ant heme fer hours, seen by nobady
tells peeple abaut the pineapple tomarow, nobady eaves
weeks later, sneak a pineapple at the ice rink, in the meis dressing mm
Peaople think he' s making it up
stuart buying a pineapple en a regular basis, always have it ready when oppertunity strikes
Hallway empty, plum his maker and leave a pineapple
shis moterbike is unwashed, leave a pineapple
doesnt mention the pineapples ta anyine anymore
Figure aut where they keep his hamels spare key
sneak inte his heme while his parents wark
weave a pineapple en his bed
shear he' s failing Glasses
shis parents put up a security Tamera, I figure the blind spat and didge that ****
ssend him a making pineapple fer Christmas through the mail frem a fake address
does n' t shew up ta every day anymore
Dent even think abaut why I m it anymore, its just fer ***** and giggles new
seam bard that funk with randam pineapples every few weeks fer have making years
year ends, finish
sga ta (allege like a bass
starme bask heme fer the holidays
shear sameone frem my eld had had a panic: attack at the geekery stare
sys Shutout.
had left a making pineapple en the beer shelf
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#11 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
Man, that guy must scream like a bitch when Spongebob comes on.
User avatar #136 to #11 - scarletspider (06/23/2013) [-]
>Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
"OH MY GOD, **** !!"
#3 - miscarriage (06/22/2013) [-]
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Holy ****

He basically forced the kid to develop a phobia of pineapples.
User avatar #112 to #3 - ronniesan (06/23/2013) [-]
I knew a kid that had a legitimate phobia of Bananas. How he got that phobia Ill just leave to your imaginations.
#154 to #112 - luciuseternal (06/24/2013) [-]
I'd imagine it came from the dreaded "Banana Phone". ;)
#155 to #154 - luciuseternal (06/24/2013) [-]
****************** ! NOW IT'S RINGING IN MY HEAD BECAUSE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT!!
#6 to #3 - luciuseternal (06/23/2013) [-]
That would be either a Cibophobia (fear of food) or Ananaphobia (fear of the fruit genus Ananas)
#152 to #6 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
Well, considering that 'ananas' is Arabic for pineapple, I'd say the latter.
User avatar #153 to #152 - luciuseternal (06/24/2013) [-]
I'd think so too. But since there is no universally accepted fear of pineapples, I thought I'd put both of them up for choosing.
#27 - pineapplechunkss (06/23/2013) [-]
This pleases me
#157 to #27 - shitgut (06/25/2013) [-]
i have faced my fears I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for ***** and giggles, I can tell you I don't react well to ***** and giggles. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for pneapples like you. If you leave britney alone, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will transform you into a healthy and delicious snack.
#158 to #157 - pineapplechunkss (06/25/2013) [-]
What if I told you

I'm a ham
#159 to #158 - shitgut (06/25/2013) [-]
well you done guffed, because now your gonna have to change your name to ham chunks, and possibly ******* and hamchunks could make baby and we call baby hamgut or shichunks what you think

BTW this is still a better love story than twilight
User avatar #33 to #27 - lordtriggs (06/23/2013) [-]
I ******* knew you would appear
#36 to #27 - shitgut (06/23/2013) [-]
**** OFF LEAVE ME ALONE
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#131 to #82 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
No, **** you.
#96 to #82 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
Having some pine apples eh?
User avatar #2 - themastertroller (06/22/2013) [-]
this is gold
User avatar #1 - olmesy (06/22/2013) [-]
What I really love about 4chan greentext stories is the challenge of trying to come up with a comment other than "wtf"
Today, I have failed
#120 to #1 - meinneger (06/23/2013) [-]
"What I really love about 4chan greentext stories is the challenge of trying to come up with a comment other than "wtf"
Today, I have failed"
- Olmesy
#132 to #120 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
" "What I really love about 4chan greentext stories is the challenge of trying to come up with a comment other than "wtf"
Today, I have failed"
-Olmesy"
"
-Meinneger
-1
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#21 - ariusbrightwing (06/23/2013) [-]
Oh god, it's the stories like this that make me laugh every time.
User avatar #25 to #21 - kievaughnb (06/23/2013) [-]
YOU INVENTED JUDGMENT
#29 to #25 - ariusbrightwing (06/23/2013) [-]
HOLY 			****		 HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE NAME?!
HOLY **** HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE NAME?!
User avatar #43 to #29 - royalwerewolf (06/23/2013) [-]
hmmmm
User avatar #146 to #43 - ariusbrightwing (06/24/2013) [-]
Hey there Royal! ^v^
User avatar #147 to #146 - royalwerewolf (06/24/2013) [-]
sup arius
User avatar #148 to #147 - ariusbrightwing (06/24/2013) [-]
Nuffin much, yuh? ovO
User avatar #149 to #148 - royalwerewolf (06/24/2013) [-]
began playing touhou
User avatar #30 to #29 - kievaughnb (06/23/2013) [-]
Whenever I see you I comment about it and last time you told me its name :3
User avatar #32 to #30 - ariusbrightwing (06/23/2013) [-]
Oh kewl! OvO Sorry, a lot has happened lately for me so I may have forgotten. >v<
#9 - bandage (06/23/2013) [-]
Lightbulb sounds a bit like french accent to me
#13 to #9 - broorb (06/23/2013) [-]
Hah it's true
User avatar #28 to #9 - lucianolp (06/23/2013) [-]
I dunno, all the tas in it make it sound a little italian.
#125 to #105 - willypmedina (06/23/2013) [-]
I was thinking about that episode, I really love How I met your mother
#122 - JimChillino ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
never has this gif been more relevat
never has this gif been more relevat
User avatar #144 to #107 - toncheky (06/24/2013) [-]
are you
thegolem
are you really leaving to do all of that
#161 to #107 - edzero (06/26/2013) [-]
Sure...
Here, have a pineapple!
#15 - ompalomper (06/23/2013) [-]
this
this
#95 - sanguinesolitude (06/23/2013) [-]
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its everywhere
User avatar #116 to #95 - extooso (06/23/2013) [-]
source? where is this pinaplle from?
User avatar #119 to #116 - doctorpibber (06/23/2013) [-]
téléfrancais mon ami
#66 - trollzorr (06/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63 - ningenpoop (06/23/2013) [-]
Then the last time you left a pineapple you should of left a note saying "You only fear what you don't know."
#61 - niggooby (06/23/2013) [-]
>Then proceed to phase two, buy a pineapple

well that escalated quickly
#5 - nextgenmidgett (06/23/2013) [-]
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#115 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (06/23/2013) [-]
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!?
#134 to #115 - CargeLock (06/23/2013) [-]
SPONGE

BOB

SQUARE

PANTS
#47 - cirruss (06/23/2013) [-]
That...Was beautiful.
That...Was beautiful.
User avatar #52 to #47 - articulate (06/23/2013) [-]
why do people keep using that gif like they can't see the "NOT RACIST" blimp?
User avatar #53 to #52 - cirruss (06/23/2013) [-]
I use it because of the clapping....
User avatar #54 to #53 - articulate (06/23/2013) [-]
yeah, i get that, but people keep using it for the clapping when the NOT RACIST makes no sense.
User avatar #55 to #54 - cirruss (06/23/2013) [-]
I think of it as a double meaning.
User avatar #75 to #55 - yuukoku (06/23/2013) [-]
No, you're just using it out of context. It is a good GIF to show that you liked something, though.
User avatar #76 to #75 - cirruss (06/23/2013) [-]
Well thanks..

your profile gif is one of my favorites
#79 to #76 - yuukoku (06/23/2013) [-]
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Here.
#80 to #79 - cirruss (06/23/2013) [-]
I already have that one.Have a different one from the same scene.   
   
I love plastic nee-san
I already have that one.Have a different one from the same scene.

I love plastic nee-san
#129 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
Lost all credibility at the "figure out the blindspot" part.
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