Reasons I dumped you.... Found on reddit.. who the eats cereal with water instead of milk
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User avatar #1 - roastedchicken (06/22/2013) [-]
who the **** eats cereal with water instead of milk
#89 to #1 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #102 to #1 - doodnotheface (06/23/2013) [-]
I had to do that once when I was ill and milk would have ****** me right up ... tastes like ****
#189 to #1 - chrsbrrss (06/23/2013) [-]
Some single guy...
#203 to #1 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
i actually once had a nightmare where i had to eat cereals with water. i fkin freaked out when i woke up, this **** wasnt funny
#236 to #1 - jthwdragon (06/23/2013) [-]
i dont like milk so i just eat my cereal without milk, eating it with water would be gross
#253 to #1 - spetsnazvymple (06/23/2013) [-]
who the **** decided to drink milk from cows anyway

a guy sees a cow and squeezes its nipples

finds white **** coming out of it

and then drank it
User avatar #66 to #1 - cabbagemayhem (06/23/2013) [-]
Doesn't everyone do that in Germany?
User avatar #72 to #66 - hoolio (06/23/2013) [-]
**** , no
User avatar #10 to #1 - torontojays (06/23/2013) [-]
She does
#13 to #10 - applescryatnight ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
is the person being dumped a he or a she?
#32 to #13 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
I'd say the dumper is a girl and the dumpee is a guy - hence why it's bad to know all the One Direction names and the Michael Phelps posters,
User avatar #33 to #32 - YippieKiYay (06/23/2013) [-]
Also, it looks like a girl's handwriting
#17 to #13 - professorfj (06/23/2013) [-]
the dumped one is a she.

pic unrelated
#81 to #17 - Panwaffle (06/23/2013) [-]
What kind of girl tells a guy to put on something sexy to go to dinner?
#104 to #81 - kez (06/23/2013) [-]
What are you talking about?

It was a guy telling a girl that...
User avatar #105 to #104 - Panwaffle (06/23/2013) [-]
That was the idea...I was pointing out that it was a girl dumping a guy, not vice versa.
User avatar #53 to #1 - maggotarms (06/23/2013) [-]
when my dad was in uni he said he was too poor to afford milk so he had water on his bran flakes
User avatar #135 to #1 - wiredguy ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Vegans and sufferers of lactose intolerants alike who dislike soy milk but enjoy cereal-based, fluid-suspended breakfast products.
#149 to #135 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
Have you ever heard of almond milk, or coconut milk? They are ******* delicious.
User avatar #150 to #149 - wiredguy ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Tried the latter, not a fan of seeds in general.
The former does sound interesting though. What if it were to be chocolate flavoured, eh?

**** , I'd drink the **** out of that.
User avatar #239 to #1 - weshwego (06/23/2013) [-]
smpfilms
#27 to #1 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
I know some lactose intolerant people that do
#51 to #27 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
Soy milk?
#133 to #51 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
No, that stuff is so gross.
I would rather eat it with water, if I ate cereal.
User avatar #148 to #133 - noket (06/23/2013) [-]
i agree.. soy milk taste nothing like milk
User avatar #154 to #148 - thenez (06/23/2013) [-]
Well your doing it wrong then.

You don't purchase regular soymilk, you must purchase flavored soymilks, or suffer the consequences.
User avatar #155 to #154 - noket (06/23/2013) [-]
No dude, i buyed regular soy milk.. And it tastes like.. Plants?
User avatar #158 to #155 - thenez (06/23/2013) [-]
see comment #154.

dont purchase regular soymilk. purchase flavored ones.
User avatar #160 to #158 - noket (06/23/2013) [-]
oh sorry, i just woke up.. well, if i'll find them, i'll try it..
User avatar #229 to #160 - Kadzait (06/23/2013) [-]
vanilla silk is my favorite
User avatar #232 to #229 - killerliquid ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Chinese soy milk is best soy milk
User avatar #243 to #148 - cakefaceify (06/23/2013) [-]
I insisted upon the same thing and then my family sent up a blind tasting for me... Regular milk vs. soy milk, and I'm not ashamed to admit that I got it completely wrong. Was impossible to tell the difference.
#267 to #133 - chiefbonebiter (06/23/2013) [-]
how about milk with no lactose???
atleast we have that in Finland
User avatar #266 to #133 - rainbowrush (06/23/2013) [-]
Only cereal would be much, much better
User avatar #182 to #27 - Visual (06/23/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly, there are some lactose free milk substitutes that don't taste like complete ass.
User avatar #192 to #182 - baaltomekk (06/23/2013) [-]
It's not a substitue, it's real milk where the lactose is already split up like it would normally happen in the human stomach. That way, the milk tastes a little bit sweeter, but that's only a problem when you drink it pure. In cereals or hot chocolate, you wouldn't taste a difference.
#237 to #27 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
So use lactose-free milk.

+ It tastes the same
+ actually stays good longer
- is a bit more expensive
User avatar #188 to #27 - baaltomekk (06/23/2013) [-]
there is milk without lactose for this.

Souce: I am lactose intolerant
#5 - mattdoggy (06/23/2013) [-]
>you eat your cereal with water instead of milk

i didn't even need to read the rest of the list to know this relationship wasn't worth it
#52 to #5 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
If they are trying to claim they are vegan they wouldn't eat/drink any dairy or eggs, then again.. bacon..
User avatar #74 to #52 - thewaronbeingcool (06/23/2013) [-]
I think even vegans have more sense than to have their cereal with water.

I mean they've got soy milk or something.
#238 to #5 - xblueflamex (06/23/2013) [-]
Why not maximum overustle?
Why not maximum overustle?
#124 - lamadrama (06/23/2013) [-]
The real question is...
User avatar #153 to #124 - amuro (06/23/2013) [-]
Only a female would know tha name of all the members of OD.

And Phanny.
User avatar #159 to #153 - nightgoddess **User deleted account** (06/23/2013) [-]
oh cmon, phanact is a fag, but is he THAT big of a fag?
User avatar #162 to #159 - amuro (06/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, he is. You need to read when he posted stuff on influence.
User avatar #163 to #162 - nightgoddess **User deleted account** (06/23/2013) [-]
to be honest i've talked with phanact and when he isn't doing his rant ******* he seems alright
#2 - mraye (06/22/2013) [-]
She only needed the first reason to win me over.
She only needed the first reason to win me over.
#18 to #2 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
It's a guy.
#95 to #18 - thenewneone (06/23/2013) [-]
Put something sexy on, we're going to red lobster.?
#91 - commanderbunbun (06/23/2013) [-]
you have a problem with leather pants?
#56 - drewilking (06/23/2013) [-]
am i the one who's more disgusted by the eating cereal with water thing than anything else?
#36 - SergeantPWN (06/23/2013) [-]
I'd prefer this to:   
   
"Hey, sorry, it's not working out..."   
-"Why isn't it?"   
"It just isn't. Sorry."
I'd prefer this to:

"Hey, sorry, it's not working out..."
-"Why isn't it?"
"It just isn't. Sorry."
#65 - someanonguy (06/23/2013) [-]
Not sure if talking about man or woman.
User avatar #212 to #65 - zukowashere (06/23/2013) [-]
Really, the speedo one didn't make it obvious enough?
User avatar #216 to #65 - NataliePsycho (06/23/2013) [-]
I think - judging from the yoga pants - the letter was from a guy to a girl.
User avatar #246 to #216 - condormcninja (06/23/2013) [-]
It says sweatpants not yoga pants.
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#207 to #65 - rotaryking (06/23/2013) [-]
Probably a girl wrote the list. What kind of guy would actually write down a well thought out list of reasons like that?
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-4
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User avatar #21 to #20 - zysolyn (06/23/2013) [-]
tittylovin... You have returned. And what makes you think that the note was meant for a guy? Never know.

You inspire me.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - zysolyn (06/23/2013) [-]
You've just got a name that I can't help but notice. That, and I happen to see your comments every once in a while. It's weird. and you're beautiful.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - zysolyn (06/23/2013) [-]
This could be the best day of my life...
Yes, I am completely aware of how pathetic I am.
#35 to #25 - imlost ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
jk jk
#120 - knitey (06/23/2013) [-]
nothing wrong with, some sexy leather pants
now sing it
#204 to #120 - swordmasterralis (06/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'll totally sing that...
#122 to #120 - realvegzillar (06/23/2013) [-]
Oh-oo-wo-oh-wo-oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
Let’s take his leather pants!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Let’s take his leather pants!
#215 - sweetellie (06/23/2013) [-]
Cereal with water??   
I refuse to believe this.
Cereal with water??
I refuse to believe this.
#146 - harbingerwolf (06/23/2013) [-]
But whats wrong with Cockatoo's?   
They are 			*******		 awesome.
But whats wrong with Cockatoo's?
They are ******* awesome.
#180 to #146 - ncsutroll (06/23/2013) [-]
birds suck.
#117 - lucianolp (06/23/2013) [-]
I'd probably ditch at the one direction thing and the moon landing.   
Seriously, why the 			****		 would they fake it?
I'd probably ditch at the one direction thing and the moon landing.
Seriously, why the **** would they fake it?
#144 to #117 - jimli (06/23/2013) [-]
Not that I believe they actually did, but they would have had ample reason to fake the moon landing. JFK made a pledge that they would make it to the moon by the end of the 1960's, and with time running out, they would have had to cede victory in the space race to the Soviet Union, which is totally not something they wanted to do.
User avatar #121 to #117 - thekinganon (06/23/2013) [-]
Cold war.
User avatar #123 to #121 - lucianolp (06/23/2013) [-]
Think about all the **** they would have to go through to hide it. And one person could leak it out and be famous. If the government killed that person, it would scare the people. It would be too much work to hide it.
#99 - redrock (06/23/2013) [-]
I didn't know a single human being could be so insufferable

But also, how the **** do you even get to the point of dating a person like that? At least a few of those red flags must have been flying
User avatar #82 - Viggiator (06/23/2013) [-]
Wait a minute.. Is the person being dumped, male or female?
#201 to #82 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
I really think it is a female dumping a male
#251 - dickticklerluv (06/23/2013) [-]
Those are all valid reasons
Those are all valid reasons
User avatar #145 - jurto (06/23/2013) [-]
CEREALS WITH WATER? AAAAAARGH. That's so disgusting. I mean, AAARHG. If you don't have milk, eat them dry, but why in the world would you spoil them that bad?
#164 to #145 - Mexicandude (06/23/2013) [-]
I think he meant fat free milk, which is basically water.
User avatar #147 - WheresMyAccount (06/23/2013) [-]
**** you Red Lobster is ******* delicious

dem biscuits doe, dem biscuits
#241 to #147 - kjpuffin (06/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #161 to #147 - davidkewlio (06/23/2013) [-]
I would do anything to put my dick in one of those biscuits.
#166 to #147 - coonseth (06/23/2013) [-]
Dem biscuits...
Dem biscuits...
User avatar #245 to #166 - killerliquid ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
l-lewd
User avatar #49 - wacemindu (06/23/2013) [-]
Can someone explain the cousint one please... Are there people that actually say cousint?
User avatar #70 to #49 - anonymoose (06/23/2013) [-]
Yes, and hearing it makes nails on a blackboard sound pleasant in comparison.
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