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#47 - sachonebeef
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(06/23/2013) [-]
But I'm 5'6" and a proper cunt
But I'm 5'6" and a proper cunt
#114 to #47 - thedungeonmaster
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Little Man Syndrome
#156 to #114 - sachonebeef
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(06/23/2013) [-]
My friends use this as an excuse for my cuntyness
#131 to #47 - andrespkmnfan
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(06/23/2013) [-]
You're short.. ._.
#145 to #47 - vuican
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I'd be too if I was a manlet.
#95 to #47 - goobyman ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Das beer boot will make you look taller. cunt.
#96 to #47 - garymotherfingoak
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(06/23/2013) [-]
then work toward not being one ya cunt
#84 to #47 - bluedwarf
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I'm 176 cm and now you made me feel short
I'm 176 cm and now you made me feel short
#138 to #84 - biggydy
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(06/23/2013) [-]
You're average.
#2 - prycebear
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Im not an asshole ...
Im not an asshole ...
#33 to #2 - xeternalx **User deleted account**
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(06/23/2013) [-]
i am
#27 to #2 - burningsmurfs
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Sounds like something a tall person would say asshole. I'm jk my best buddy is like 6'10
#5 to #2 - Accidentalninja
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Exactly the kind of claim an asshole would make...
I'm onto you!
#26 to #5 - prycebear
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Dammit there onto me....
#78 to #26 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
they're*
#17 to #2 - mentalpiggy
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I'm 6' 3" and i would consider myself an asshole.
#36 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
b-but I'm 6'4" and I just wanna hug everybody :C
b-but I'm 6'4" and I just wanna hug everybody :C
#218 to #36 - ifuhq
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(06/24/2013) [-]
You got a source on that?
#219 to #218 - Kairyuka
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(06/24/2013) [-]
That's Kyou Fujibayashi from Clannad! Best girl, only reason to watch
That's Kyou Fujibayashi from Clannad! Best girl, only reason to watch
#220 to #219 - ifuhq
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(06/24/2013) [-]
Thanks, I actually started watching that yesterday.
Thanks, I actually started watching that yesterday.
#221 to #220 - Kairyuka
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(06/24/2013) [-]
Enjoy it, the first season is awesome! c:
#148 to #36 - amanaman
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(06/23/2013) [-]
ill hug you. i like hugs
#179 to #148 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Thank you kind stranger c:
Thank you kind stranger c:
#38 to #36 - toughactintinactin
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(06/23/2013) [-]
No you don't, you're too tall to love, asshole.
#40 to #38 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
You guys are so mean
#42 to #40 - toughactintinactin
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#45 to #42 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
The damage is done...
The damage is done...
#97 to #45 - garymotherfingoak
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(06/23/2013) [-]
i-illl huggle you~..
#100 to #97 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
R-really?
#132 to #100 - garymotherfingoak
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(06/23/2013) [-]
im okay, my brother and dad are proving my worthlessness once again though..
#133 to #132 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
What do you mean by that? :c
#136 to #133 - garymotherfingoak
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(06/23/2013) [-]
bad stuff :c

lol, someone's red thumbling
#137 to #136 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Just let them, it's not like it means anything.
Hey, I'm here if you wanna talk, we could chat on my profile or yours instead c:
#180 to #137 - garymotherfingoak
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(06/23/2013) [-]
i knows

neh, its fine
#183 to #180 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Okay then if you say so, but I won't forget that you're a nice person c:
#186 to #183 - garymotherfingoak
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(06/23/2013) [-]
naww.. you are
#187 to #186 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
#101 to #100 - garymotherfingoak
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(06/23/2013) [-]
of course baka <3
#102 to #101 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
T-thanks c:
#104 to #102 - garymotherfingoak
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(06/23/2013) [-]
How are you nice tall person c:
#106 to #104 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
That's what I've been saying all along :c
That's what I've been saying all along :c
#107 to #106 - garymotherfingoak
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(06/23/2013) [-]
i said how are you silly butt
#110 to #107 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Aaah meep   
Well I'm fine, although I should be studying, but... meh ._.
Aaah meep
Well I'm fine, although I should be studying, but... meh ._.
#116 to #110 - garymotherfingoak
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(06/23/2013) [-]
-slap-

study >:c
#118 to #116 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Noooooooooo
#119 to #118 - garymotherfingoak
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(06/23/2013) [-]
why arent you :c
#121 to #119 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Because it's the final exam and it's not an important subject and I've top-graded most other subjects and I don't need the grades anyway, not for the education I wanna take :I
#123 to #121 - garymotherfingoak
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(06/23/2013) [-]
b-b-but, GPA though...
you should still do well enough on it by studying.
#124 to #123 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
My average is already way above 10 (where 12 is the top grade in Denmark). And there's no grade requirement for my future education ._.
#128 to #124 - garymotherfingoak
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(06/23/2013) [-]
study just a wittle..?
#129 to #128 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I am, I am, don't worry about me I'll be fine c:
How are you doing, kind stranger? c:
#157 to #38 - teranin ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
BOOM! Now that's some great football!
#88 to #38 - daentraya
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(06/23/2013) [-]
And he's tall enough to kinda break a small persons neck unintentionally. I'm pretty sure this can be used as a strategic weapon against midgets. Act all nice, and then SNAP THEIR ******* NECKS. They will never except it. Never trust tall people, they secretly all want to exterminate midgets
#98 to #88 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Thank you Entraya, exit stage left :I
#103 to #98 - daentraya
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Ur a wuss Sheepy. Man up
#105 to #103 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
#109 to #105 - daentraya
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(06/23/2013) [-]
tl:dr
#111 to #109 - Kairyuka
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(06/23/2013) [-]
#112 to #111 - daentraya
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(06/23/2013) [-]
#7 - szymonf
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(06/23/2013) [-]
no, tall people are not assholes.

a person hears "Wow, you're so tall! do you play basketball?" 6 times a day
and they respond "haha, not really"
how is that being an asshole
#28 to #7 - burningsmurfs
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I hear they also enjoy how's the weather up there?
#147 to #7 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Should've said yes, you asshole.
#10 to #7 - pheonixinstinct
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(06/23/2013) [-]
i used to live in Indiana, im rather tall. what happens when i say im from Indiana? "Oh, you must be great at basketball!"
i have the same hand eye coordination as this guy.
#11 to #10 - szymonf
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Is Indiana known for great basketball players?

#216 to #11 - pheonixinstinct
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(06/24/2013) [-]
in the past indiana has been known for basket ball in general. Of all the states it was the one that really embraced it. it used to be that every high school gym was packed on friday nights(the most common night for games to be held) although this trend has fallen m ore recently with less people playing and going to the games.
#29 to #10 - nightdude
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(06/23/2013) [-]
don't make jokes about Nick Vujicic
#120 to #29 - zight
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(06/23/2013) [-]
But it's ok to make fun of so many other things. This is the Internet. and this is the crappy page i cannot let go of called funnyjunk. everything is bound to be made fun of
#217 to #29 - pheonixinstinct
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(06/24/2013) [-]
i wasnt even making fun of him? he has no hands, therefore no handeye coordination. i have hand but its like i dont?
#68 - xehanortscrack
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, tall people are assholes. Remember this guy? Yeah. What an asshole.
#85 to #68 - zhao
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(06/23/2013) [-]
but hes just an imaginary friend, so that doesn't count
#86 to #85 - xehanortscrack
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(06/23/2013) [-]
HOW DARE YOU! They have rights too, you know!
#55 - vikingfaen
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(06/23/2013) [-]
MFW I'm 6ft5
MFW I'm 6ft5
#99 to #55 - ifapinschool
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(06/23/2013) [-]
6,3 here, can't let people on the internet get ya down man
#125 to #99 - kietzu
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Well if he is that tall I don't think people can get him down.
#62 to #55 - ihaveakeyboard
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(06/23/2013) [-]
feels bad man, I know your pain   
   
although, the bitches do love us
feels bad man, I know your pain

although, the bitches do love us
#66 to #62 - vikingfaen
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#67 to #66 - ihaveakeyboard
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(06/23/2013) [-]
sloth related, not directed at you
sloth related, not directed at you
#69 to #67 - vikingfaen
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(06/23/2013) [-]
It's cool brah, everybody loves sloths
#70 to #69 - ihaveakeyboard
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I know right? they are the internet's new cats
#71 to #70 - vikingfaen
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Damn straight
Damn straight
#72 to #71 - ihaveakeyboard
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(06/23/2013) [-]
but are you certain of this?
#74 to #72 - vikingfaen
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Oglaf is best online comic
Oglaf is best online comic
#75 to #74 - ihaveakeyboard
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(06/23/2013) [-]
this was a lovely conversation, but I must go. Have some bananas to keep you warm through the long, lonely nights
this was a lovely conversation, but I must go. Have some bananas to keep you warm through the long, lonely nights
#76 to #75 - vikingfaen
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(06/23/2013) [-]
May we meet again in Valhalla
#65 to #55 - CactusFantastico
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(06/23/2013) [-]
asshole.
#80 - silverhellion
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(06/23/2013) [-]
do assholes have feelings? because i'm feelin' pretty hurt right about now.
#21 - stuartbewbzz
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(06/23/2013) [-]
6'5" reporting in. Am I an asshole?
#30 to #21 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
You asshole
#23 to #21 - tylertortured
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(06/23/2013) [-]
yes, the post showed that tall people are indeed assholes
#12 - fuckyeahpidgey
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(06/23/2013) [-]
To all you tall guys feeling victimized

No

Being short is infinitely worse. Boo hoo, you can't take a bath easily and people think you play a popular sport.

I get skimmed over in job interviews when the other applicants are taller and look more mature.
#50 to #12 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#146 to #12 - hlgrindstaff
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Not to mention girls go after taller guys and everyone thinks it's the funniest **** ever if a guy has a girlfriend that's taller than him.
#194 to #12 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Are you legitimately getting upset?
#199 to #12 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
have trouble taking baths? too small to bathe? what is this meta my legs cannot fit inside of the tub without my kneecaps slamming into my jaw. im sorry small fry, take a shower.
#203 to #12 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Well due to my lenght (7'1) my life time dream of becoming a pilot wont happend.

you were saying?
#83 - Random man
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Andre the Giant isn't an asshole! I said "isn't" because he still lives in our hearts...and it's cramped in there.