Woah. . why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that' s not how you run a business She' s sold sea s
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Woah

why would she sell sea
shells by a sea shore when
you can just pick them off of
the ground for free that' s not
how you run a business
She' s sold sea shells by the
seashore since shapely
seashore seashells stay scarce.
Since she sells superior shells
searchers spend centuries
searching for, seldom selling
simple shells, so she still
sustains solid savings.
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#8 - Lambda (06/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
shea shells
#6 - Silver Quantum (06/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mfw when trying to say it fast
mfw when trying to say it fast
#5 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (06/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#15 - fyaq (06/23/2013) [-]
#2 - justanotherzombie (06/22/2013) [-]
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#24 - finacious (06/23/2013) [-]
MFW trying to read and comprehend the second part
MFW trying to read and comprehend the second part
#26 - studbeefpile (06/23/2013) [-]
My brain said Nah.
#67 - wroughten (06/23/2013) [-]
Lightbulb got this **** right? wtf?
#29 - kitsunemochalite (06/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - cloudshadowevil (06/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
#76 - konradkurze (06/23/2013) [-]
.....i tried
#65 - ghoulish (06/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Am i the only one who thought of this when they read that?
#57 - garymuthafuknoak (06/23/2013) [-]
gif hasn't been posted? ok then
gif hasn't been posted? ok then
#7 - lusir (06/22/2013) [-]
#44 - mcderper (06/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Does she sell D-shells?
#33 - Twatsnot (06/23/2013) [-]
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#1 - cptsweatpants (06/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#86 - iloveyourass (06/23/2013) [-]
It's to early for my brain to comprehend this.
It's to early for my brain to comprehend this.
User avatar #73 - thewebspinner (06/23/2013) [-]
She sells sea shells on the sea shore,
sea shores have self replenishing supplies of sea shells
so selling sea shells on the sea shore
is a ****** sales strategy,
she should sell sea shells not at the source
but at a selection of stalls in select sites where sea shells are scarce
should she surpass her previous sales she shall see that selling sea shells is a sophisticated industry.

tl;dr: she should shove the sea shells swiftly up her sphincter.
#35 - biggrand (06/23/2013) [-]
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