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#84 - chiefnokaho (06/23/2013) [-]
The invention reminds me of something you might see in a Dr. Seuss book. "His pants sprang and they sprung, you could do it with ease even if you lacked thumbs. But ***** , the people gave none and in the end he became one with none."
User avatar #106 to #84 - guerrilla (06/23/2013) [-]
I love The Sneetches story
Especially with that damn Sylvester McMonkey McBean
User avatar #20 - goobyman (06/22/2013) [-]
www.snotr.com/video/1133/The_stupidest_game_ever_invented
just like this poor guy
he spent 25 years on an invention
that would fail.
#128 to #20 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
Its like listing all the things he sold and gave up he had an epiphany,like he knew every thing was futile,only defending himself because after 26 years it's the only thing he knew how to do.I hope he finds succsess somewhere else,and I wish him the best of luck.
#130 to #20 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
that is sad but here is the thing i dont understand... he used 25 years of his time....his house and his car and most of his possessions just to make a game out of a table and some plastic balls. i mean that looks like something that would cost less than $100 (depending on the table) and some plastic balls you might find at like a dollar store or something
#139 to #20 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
essentially being told to get a life publicly lol. you can hear the dream being crushed
User avatar #170 to #20 - nickypickle (06/24/2013) [-]
oh no
#86 to #20 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
holy **** that made me so sad
#102 to #20 - owmowmow (06/23/2013) [-]
Aw yiss I'm totally gonna buy the deluxe pack for $300 (US).
Aw yiss I'm totally gonna buy the deluxe pack for $300 (US).
#150 to #102 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
I say this with nothing but respect,but this "$" is a sign for USD(United States Dollar),the "(US)" at the end was unnecessary.
#161 to #150 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 39** **** you
#90 to #20 - cjasper (06/23/2013) [-]
Why the **** would he put 26 years of his life and all his possessions into a ball and table with side guards?
User avatar #94 to #20 - yologdog (06/23/2013) [-]
**** it all.

I'm going to make an Ipod touch game based on BulletBall and give him half of everything I make on it.

And I'm going to include a BulletBall table in every mod I ever make after this point.

This man deserves some sort of goddamn consolation prize.
#165 to #20 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
He did made it. Sorta. BulletBall is now a Olympic discipline in St. Louis Senior Olympics.
User avatar #80 to #20 - Girondins (06/23/2013) [-]
Hmm few things i don't get.

1. Why are there marks on the table?
2. Why do the balls have different colours?
3. What is those rules he was talking about?
#57 to #20 - ptolomeus (06/23/2013) [-]
**********		... That is... Sad, yet amazingly stupid and ignorant.
********** ... That is... Sad, yet amazingly stupid and ignorant.
User avatar #22 to #20 - Dap (06/22/2013) [-]
Not even an invention. It's a retarded version of air hockey with your forearms. How does that even require 26 years to make? It's just a circular table..
User avatar #23 to #22 - goobyman (06/22/2013) [-]
asking the whole time. my brain was asking just that.
poor guy. american inventor seems like a dick show where you always cry after like the first inventor is showed.
#33 to #23 - rdobet (06/22/2013) [-]
Dick show or not, it's a dumb invention. Even still, That's an amazing accomplishment to have somehow invested his entire life savings into developing....a table with two flaps on the side. Seriously, did he live in a cardboard box before he thought of this game? I think the cat was just a stray.
#41 to #20 - fourthusername (06/23/2013) [-]
feel bad for that guy but I can't understand how he put so much time into that. It would be understandable if he kept his job and developed his game on the side but to put 26 years of effort into a ball and a table with side-guards is ridiculous
User avatar #1 - olmesy (06/22/2013) [-]
I feel like I should have seen that coming a mile off
#133 to #1 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
I thought the guy would have ended up with tons of praise from his invention helping disabled people put on pants. ITS ACTUALLY AN EXCELLENT IDEA DANGIT
#6 - plmy (06/22/2013) [-]
#43 - miscarriage (06/23/2013) [-]
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#24 - slikmonkey (06/22/2013) [-]
that was nicely set up
that was nicely set up
#21 - shishiko **User deleted account** (06/22/2013) [-]
All that set up...   
   
Nicely done.
All that set up...

Nicely done.
#89 - unmentorable ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
I kept thinking of wallace and gromit...
#152 to #89 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
**** you, dude, that **** is creepy.
#156 to #89 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
First thing that came to mind, I'm honestly surprised how little people made a connection
#2 - doctorcolonel (06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #59 to #2 - esmebuffay (06/23/2013) [-]
What movie is that from?
#104 to #59 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
The prophecy.
User avatar #105 to #104 - esmebuffay (06/23/2013) [-]
Thank you kind anon.
#99 - filipnocd (06/23/2013) [-]
This maybe useful in the future.
User avatar #50 - samishere (06/23/2013) [-]
what did he put his gun into after he said he was sorry?
#52 to #50 - jumpinjohosefat (06/23/2013) [-]
he was pulling it out of his pocket
User avatar #53 to #52 - samishere (06/23/2013) [-]
odd looking pocket
#61 to #53 - fukyu (06/23/2013) [-]
way better than i could draw, i shake like Michael j fox mixing a martini so even my stick figues are ****** up looking.
#98 - lolkoi (06/23/2013) [-]
pop
#137 to #98 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
Was your notification anything important.
#131 - Yojimbo (06/23/2013) [-]
And after this Gordon always called Batman first.

Pic semi related
#166 - maxsexington (06/23/2013) [-]
Here i am, currently sitting at my computer puting pants on like a ******* caveman
#116 - thahobomaster (06/23/2013) [-]
I will find use for this one day...

and on that day...

I'll be sorry...
#73 - deviousalien (06/23/2013) [-]
The real ******* invention he should sell is the magically appearing shirt. ******* look at that **** . Pic unrelate
User avatar #109 - Wazzy (06/23/2013) [-]
If I ever could invent one thing I would invent a microwave but it makes stuff colder
User avatar #125 to #109 - bandoslootshare (06/23/2013) [-]
a machine that pulls heat out of the system super fast through waves? u might be onto something here
User avatar #132 to #109 - Bad Man (06/23/2013) [-]
iT'S CALLED A BLAST CHILLER.
#143 to #109 - steavo (06/23/2013) [-]
A flash freezer? Those exist bro.
#144 to #109 - steavo (06/23/2013) [-]
Seems like someone took your idea.
User avatar #110 to #109 - turtledude (06/23/2013) [-]
Like... a fast as **** refrigerator... that would be awesome.
User avatar #147 to #110 - gerometurtle (06/23/2013) [-]
nice name
User avatar #124 to #110 - italianfrosttroll (06/23/2013) [-]
So a freezer on steroids.
Or maybe simple sygaldry?
User avatar #149 - kyozpsycho (06/23/2013) [-]
the twist is the cop has a crippled roomate named "one leg at a time"
and wishes to purchase his invention so he really does understand!
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