Dream big. .. Old people generally have sentimental last wishes like that "I want to visit Paris before I die" or in this case "I want to swim with the Dolphin Dream big Old people generally have sentimental last wishes like that "I want to visit Paris before I die" or in this case swim with the Dolphin
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#1 - arijan
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Could....could someone explain?
#6 to #1 - thefasrdog
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I assume it's joking that dolphins want to be forced into captivity to swim with people when in reality they dislike it.

So it's a sort of meta sarcasm...
#14 to #6 - dontshoot
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(06/23/2013) [-]
i think you are looking too far into this. especially the whole forced captivity thing
#16 to #14 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
You're right, it's voluntary captivity.
#15 to #14 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
i think vaginas
#3 to #1 - nooneofinterest [OP]
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#7 to #1 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Usually people want to swim with dolphins.
#2 to #1 - kallesyndrom
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Dolphins swim with middle-aged couples from Connecticut
#8 - fuckyeahpidgey
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Old people generally have sentimental last wishes like that

"I want to visit Paris before I die" or in this case "I want to swim with the Dolphins at least once in my lifetime."

So the joke is that the Dolphin, which shouldn't value the opposite at all (what does it matter to an aquatic mammal?) actually find the interaction to be of value in it's life's goals.

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY
#10 - PieManTheGreat
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Dolphins have rape caves.
#53 to #10 - harbingerwolf ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Who doesnt?
Who doesnt?
#18 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
****.
I'm from Connecticut.
I was planning on swimming with dolphins soon. At least I'm not middle aged or a couple.
#49 to #18 - mindsculptorjace
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Hey dude, long time no see
#57 to #49 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Oh damn son, how's it been?
#58 to #57 - mindsculptorjace
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Pretty good. got a bit too much to do right now. by spongebob's magic conch told me to finish Code Geass first, so that's what I'll do.
#59 to #58 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Do it
I have a ton to do as well. Leaving for Florida in a week and have almost nothing done, lol
#60 to #59 - mindsculptorjace
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Nice, gonna go hunt chicomole down? lol
#61 to #60 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I always forget that he's down there, lol.
Actually going to spend two weeks with Ms. Krusifix, just a nice vacation to get away from it all
#62 to #61 - mindsculptorjace
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(06/23/2013) [-]
You're still together? Nice. Good luck man.
#20 to #18 - Vervada
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(06/23/2013) [-]
A funnyjunker in my state?! Madness!
#22 to #20 - themagicwizard
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(06/23/2013) [-]
What the **** are you two doing here?! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
#24 to #22 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Dreadedfate lives here too
#27 to #24 - dreadedfate
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Why am I here?
#29 to #27 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
To take on themagicwizard
#33 to #29 - dreadedfate
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I can't, I have homework.
#35 to #33 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Make your homework on the great FJ connecticut member war of 2013
#54 to #35 - trojanmannn
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I hate our state all anyone does is play lacrosse
#25 to #24 - themagicwizard
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I'll take you all on.
#28 to #25 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Sounds kinky
Sounds kinky
#55 to #25 - redstag
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(06/23/2013) [-]
wow everyone in Connecticut uses funnyjunk thats cool
#21 to #20 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
There are actually a few, it seems! Which is cool, because it sucks living here, lol
#23 to #21 - Vervada
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(06/23/2013) [-]
"sucks" does not even begin to cover it...
#26 to #23 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Stuck up rich old people and overly redneck kids (I live in the sticks, not the ****** cities) and the odd SUPER gangster kid who forgets he's in CONNECTICUT and not Compton
#30 to #26 - themagicwizard
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Hooray for me living in one of the not ****** cities, I hardly know any of those people.
#32 to #30 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Middletown? It's not bad there, though honestly I've travelled all over the country and have hardly seen much of my own state
#36 to #32 - themagicwizard
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Nah, but Middletown seems really nice. I used to drive through there all the time. Danbury, the only not rich as **** town in Fairfield County.
#37 to #36 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Ohh, I've been through there a few times (on the highway, really) and it didn't seem bad. Hartford is too much for me, but M-town isn't bad for a city either, still too city for me.
#38 to #37 - themagicwizard
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(06/23/2013) [-]
And Waterbury is awful too in my experience. Hartford is a **** hole.
#39 to #38 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
New Britain wasn't horrid from what I remembered, but there were a ton of polocks (Though I'm one myself lol) and I heard New Haven is real bad
#40 to #39 - themagicwizard
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(06/23/2013) [-]
lol, I've heard the same about New Haven. Never been to New Britain. That's Polish people, right?
#41 to #40 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Yessir! Tons of them. But isn't New Haven the murder capitol of the state? Good sign to stay the **** out lol
#42 to #41 - themagicwizard
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(06/23/2013) [-]
hmm... never heard any of the polish people I know identify themselves as that. Is it really? I dunno, is it at least a close race with Hartford?
#43 to #42 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
At least Hartford has some nice stuff like concerts and the like, I think New Haven is about the pit from what everybody says
#44 to #43 - themagicwizard
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(06/23/2013) [-]
lawl, poor New Haven. Why do people live there?

Yeah, Hartford does have concerts as a redeeming quality. I've only seen one show there though, Dave Matthews Band.
#45 to #44 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Same here, I saw Nickleback and I was impressed with the venue. Still would never live there. I think Tennessee is calling my name
#46 to #45 - themagicwizard
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I think Colorado is calling mine. Every time I get back here, I just miss it so much.
#47 to #46 - italianfrosttroll
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I literally just read all you guy's posts without knowing what the **** is going on. Time to sleep.
#51 to #47 - themagicwizard
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(06/23/2013) [-]
#63 to #51 - drizzlydre
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I hope it's not too late to join the CT party
#31 to #26 - Vervada
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Yep that sums it up. Oh and don't forget that everyone seems to have social anxiety or forgot how to manners....
#34 to #31 - chewythewolftwo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
And NOBODY can drive. Christ. So many older women in new BMW's who don't know what a signal light is, or the BRO-trucks, scooters that take up the road at 20mph, etc.
#52 - redstonealchemist
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(06/23/2013) [-]
AND THANKS, FOR ALL THE FIIIIISH
#56 to #52 - redblackstar
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Keep a towel handy !
#4 - gaminggenus
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#5 to #4 - mattginge
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Dolphins make mistakes too!
#12 to #4 - mrtwilightsparkle
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Do you even Infinitive Voice?

It may be Subjunctive, but I don't think English has that.
#9 to #4 - PieManTheGreat
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Ghost dolphins.
#17 - gardenjustice
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(06/23/2013) [-]
"If I could have one last wish, I would like a tasty fish!"
#19 - originalanonymous
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(06/23/2013) [-]
How the **** do they get the extra sea water out of their stomachs with no blow hole.
#13 - qwarthos
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I swear I read middle aged gay couple from Connecticut, then I realized I just read Connecticut
#11 - connecticut
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Assuming everyone from me isn't a middle-aged couple
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