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#10 - anunamoose
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(06/22/2013) [-]
#64 - koltan
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#70 to #64 - thechosentroll
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Weeeeeeeeell, since Loki's adopted, his godliness is questionable.
#102 to #70 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Loki is god.
#86 to #64 - Cambro
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(06/22/2013) [-]
but they're extraterrestrial beings, they're only called gods. Thus the whole weapons idea behind the cube. They just have advanced technology.
#126 to #86 - hillbillypowpow
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(06/22/2013) [-]
And in Norse mythology they technically aren't gods, they're mortals with golden apples that made it so they couldn't die natural deaths and tons of magical items and abilities. But technically not gods.
#125 to #86 - anotherponyaccount
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(06/22/2013) [-]
another term is Transcendent
#113 to #86 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Extradimensional. Their world isnt even in the same plane of existence as our own.
#132 to #86 - capricore
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Pffft,their actors paid to act and be what their are told,duuuh.

No it's more a finger for myself.
#4 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
No **** this... this **** pisses me off because people have no problem with a person saying "i'm European" or "i'm from the U.K" both of which are made up of many countries, yet we can't say we're American? **** that.
#9 to #4 - iRetaliate
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Why can't we?

I'm American. You're not American because you don't believe in freedom.

AMMMMMMMMMMMMURRRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAA!
#16 to #4 - Kingsteveooo
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Your life is too easy if this is what pissed you off
#8 to #4 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
yeah but when someone say he is European he don't assume we know from which country
#22 to #8 - coolcalx
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(06/22/2013) [-]
when someone says they're from America, you seriously don't know that he means the US? really? you don't think that's maybe.. a little ridiculous and pedantic?
#168 to #22 - coolcalx
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(06/23/2013) [-]
ITT butthurt people who can't make logical connections
#20 to #4 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I keep getting thumbed down but not many people are answering my question... it's complete ******** and you know it.
#69 to #4 - insertimagehere
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(06/22/2013) [-]
The joke here is that he has no ******* clue where Huanuni is.
He's not saying that the rest of America isn't America.
#72 to #69 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Well my point still stands. It's a ******** double standard.
#47 to #4 - anametoremember
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Because, ************, pretty much everyone in the U.S.A. calls their country America. Someone can say "I'm european", and then say he/she lives in Germany, but, as I have learned through FJ comments and other diverse sources, people from the U.S.A. say "I'm american" as if their country is all the America there is in the whole world. And don't act like you were innocent or don't know what we're criticizing, that won't justify such a stupid action.
Because, ************, pretty much everyone in the U.S.A. calls their country America. Someone can say "I'm european", and then say he/she lives in Germany, but, as I have learned through FJ comments and other diverse sources, people from the U.S.A. say "I'm american" as if their country is all the America there is in the whole world. And don't act like you were innocent or don't know what we're criticizing, that won't justify such a stupid action.
#54 to #47 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
What other country has the word America in it? We're the United States of America. We're American fr short. You want us to ******* say we're United States of Americaian? That's just stupid.
#59 to #54 - anametoremember
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(06/22/2013) [-]
No, I actually expect you to say the whole name of your country. But if you don't want to, why not just U.S.A.? It's shorter and more accurate, since, well, there is a whole ******* continent called America, and the U.S.A. are only a small portion of it. There can't be two things named the same way.
#76 to #59 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
No other COUNTRY has the word America in it. We can't say we're U.S.Aian or some ****. Other people can say **** like Canadian, Brazilian, Austrian, Russian, Romanian, we don't have a name like that so we just say American. It's easier and everyone knows what we're talking about unless they're being a sarcastic smartass.
#80 to #76 - adrilazzaro
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(06/22/2013) [-]
YES THERE IS, United states of Mexico you uncultured asswipe
#99 to #80 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
... what the **** are you talking about you dumbass? Mexico.... America.... they're not the same word. I said there's no other country with the word AMERICA. Holy **** you're stupid or you just can't read...
#103 to #76 - anametoremember
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I don't understand the need to name your country as the continent it's located. It's just a silly idea, naming something with the name of other thing, specially if they're related. And you could simply say that you're from the U.S.A., since, given your country's name, you can't say United States of Americanean. You don't even need a word like Canadian, Brazilian, Austrian, etc. You just can't do that with your country's name. So what. But ok, I can almost accept saying American in a very informal situation. The problem is when people say they live in America or that they're American, referring to their nationality, in more formal situations, like if that was the official name of their country.
I don't understand the need to name your country as the continent it's located. It's just a silly idea, naming something with the name of other thing, specially if they're related. And you could simply say that you're from the U.S.A., since, given your country's name, you can't say United States of Americanean. You don't even need a word like Canadian, Brazilian, Austrian, etc. You just can't do that with your country's name. So what. But ok, I can almost accept saying American in a very informal situation. The problem is when people say they live in America or that they're American, referring to their nationality, in more formal situations, like if that was the official name of their country.
#26 to #4 - sinclairr
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I thought the best way to be stabbed over in Europe is to call a Scottsman 'English'
#5 to #4 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(06/22/2013) [-]
In Gales, Ireland and Scotland they don't like it if you call them english or british.
#7 to #5 - lilkitty
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(06/22/2013) [-]
That's because Ireland is neither.
#12 to #5 - solitaryweasel
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(06/22/2013) [-]
But in Scotland, we are british?
#14 to #5 - nooneofinterest
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(06/22/2013) [-]
English people don't like being called british. only if you're southern
#65 to #14 - boylan
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(06/22/2013) [-]
But English people are definatly British
#67 to #65 - nooneofinterest
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Where are you from
#68 to #67 - boylan
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Ireland.
#73 to #68 - nooneofinterest
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Well you don't understand the massive social economic divide in England. more people in the north identify as english and more in the south identify as british. Because we have been ignored more than cities in the south in terms of government financial input
#77 to #73 - boylan
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Fair enough.So the north don't consider themselves British, but technically they are. I can sit in an empty room and call myself a deer but I shall always be human.
#82 to #77 - nooneofinterest
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(06/22/2013) [-]
You are whatever you identify as. Scottish people are Scottish, welsh are welsh, English are English. I always think a lot of "British" feel superior, and are generally posher.
#83 to #82 - boylan
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I agree. Am I right in saying Scotland are leaving it?
#84 to #83 - nooneofinterest
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Most of them do. It could seriously happen at some point
#85 to #84 - boylan
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Does that mean they'd drop the pound?
#87 to #85 - nooneofinterest
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Yeah and maybe have a fenced border. I think its because they know zombies are coming
#88 to #87 - boylan
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Fenced border? That's some North Korea ****.
#90 to #88 - nooneofinterest
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Separate country. Cant go in and out without a passport
#95 to #90 - boylan
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Well yes, but are we talking a physical fence or like a standard border control kind of thing.
#96 to #95 - nooneofinterest
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I don't think many people would be scrambling to get in or out. We would obviously trade a lot
#46 to #5 - silveravatar
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(06/22/2013) [-]
For those who don't know how UK/Britain works, i'll expain.

Great Britain is made up of England, Scotland and Wales. The Scottish, the Welsh and the English are all referred to as the British (only outside it's borders usually)
The United Kingdom (UK) is Great Britain and Ireland.
Ireland has two major parts, the smaller is just called Ireland and is part of UK, but the bigger, southern area is the Republic of Ireland.

#60 to #46 - doctorrock
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Wrong.
The UK is Great Britain and NORTHERN Ireland.
Republic of Ireland (Southern Ireland) is it's own country, and is NOT part of the UK.
#62 to #60 - silveravatar
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I clarified that in the last part about ireland being partly UK and partly Republic of Ireland
#56 to #46 - mrcinnamon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Not sure why you got thumbed down for that... here I'll return you to neutrality
#23 to #5 - coolcalx
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(06/22/2013) [-]
>Gales
the W key is nowhere near the G key. I'm not sure how you even did that.
#25 to #23 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Spanish is my native language and we call it "Gales".
#27 to #25 - coolcalx
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(06/22/2013) [-]
well then I feel silly
#29 to #27 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(06/22/2013) [-]
now I know it's called Wales in english. thanks.
#11 - wonderlandman
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#34 to #11 - bladeguy
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(06/22/2013) [-]
please let them make a movie about him. a GOOD movie. and a crossover of course, with captain america.
#78 to #11 - sirhyde
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(06/22/2013) [-]
#142 to #11 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Sorry jokes, incoming!
#180 to #11 - bladeguy
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(07/01/2013) [-]
atleast he wont freeze in the nazi ship crash, right?
#94 to #11 - kingrui
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#120 to #11 - dsrtpnk
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Could he fight in the desert though???
#145 to #120 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
No, but he could fight in ******* antartica.
#15 to #11 - nastoy
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Sorry
#108 - conebonesixtynine
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(06/22/2013) [-]
As the only Bolivian in all of funnyjunk i take pride on this post.   
I swell in it, you could say.
As the only Bolivian in all of funnyjunk i take pride on this post.
I swell in it, you could say.
#127 to #108 - vititor
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(06/23/2013) [-]
As a fellow latin american and andean (I'm ecuadorian, bye the way), I understand your feelings. Thumb for you.
#157 to #127 - himym
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(06/23/2013) [-]
A fellow Ecuadorian in funny junk I see! Quite the shame we don"t get mentioned much around here
#162 to #157 - vititor
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Well, that might be by the fact that this is an american site, ran by american people...

Except for our beloved leader DJDJ 4DM1N... He is from Best Korea
#164 to #162 - conebonesixtynine
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Don't worry my latin american compadres, soon enough funnyjunk will run on South american users, we can make it better, we have the technology.
Don't worry my latin american compadres, soon enough funnyjunk will run on South american users, we can make it better, we have the technology.
#163 to #127 - conebonesixtynine
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Aye my brother, i almost made a bolivian pride meme but i felt it too forced.
MFW when i saw the mentioned Bolivia in this post.
#79 - ryuryu
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#21 - jdsalenger
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#122 to #21 - deadmuerto
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#146 to #21 - rougarte
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(06/23/2013) [-]
A huevísimo
#63 to #21 - hairibar
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(06/22/2013) [-]
For anyone who wants to know, he's saying
a) They masturbate me
b) I don't give a **** about them

Probably it's b, but it can mean both
#75 to #63 - HarvietheDinkle
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Isn't he saying "I will fight them?"
#107 to #75 - smittyblack
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(06/22/2013) [-]
That's pelean or luchan, not pelan.   
   
But that's present-tense. "I will" would be future-tense.   
And the pronouns would be different.   
   
So I think it'd be, uh...   
Yo los pelearé   
   
Maybe, I don't know.
That's pelean or luchan, not pelan.

But that's present-tense. "I will" would be future-tense.
And the pronouns would be different.

So I think it'd be, uh...
Yo los pelearé

Maybe, I don't know.
#170 to #107 - hairibar
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(06/23/2013) [-]
It would be pelearé con ellos.

We use pelar as one of the many words for masturbation (along with paja, por example)
#123 to #63 - thediablo
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I'm mexican (sadly) and I use that expression all the time, it roughly translates to "they peel me (my dick)"

It's english equivalent will be something like "they suck my dick/you can suck my dick"
#147 to #123 - rougarte
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(06/23/2013) [-]
No mames "sadly", why sadly? Being Mexican is the best thing that could've happened to me!!
#154 to #147 - thediablo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Because this country sucks hard, in almost every aspect
#169 to #123 - hairibar
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Yo soy de euskadi (lo que viene siendo dentro de españa me guste o no) y, que yo sepa es así. Me la pela de me hace una paja, o me la pela de me la suda
#171 to #169 - thediablo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Sí, es básicamente la misma expresión, pero no sé cómo traducirla fielmente al inglés, jajaj
#172 to #171 - hairibar
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Sí, es jodido
#89 - Cambro
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(06/22/2013) [-]
This is why there are several installments of the Avengers in different locations of the world.
This is why there are several installments of the Avengers in different locations of the world.
#93 to #89 - fuzzyballs
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(06/22/2013) [-]
how many hammer wielding gods are there?
#133 to #93 - Cambro
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(06/23/2013) [-]
There aren't many like Thor, but there are a lot of "gods." There are a ton of Asgardians as well as other gods, including Ares who in this picture is getting ripped in half.

And to sabcy, there is a ridiculous number of hulks. Hulk, she-hulk, Red hulk, Red She-Hulk. And those are only the beginning of the hero Hulks, not even including the villains!
#137 to #133 - sabcy
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(06/23/2013) [-]
just how many people did that freak of a doctor knock up?
#105 to #93 - sabcy
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(06/22/2013) [-]
more importantly, how many hulks.
#13 - haxorman
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#106 - oldlife
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#118 to #106 - defender
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Comment Picture
#109 to #106 - smokekusheveryday
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(06/22/2013) [-]
then ditch the username and be north korean *******