Captain America. . Awhell? ldek Hette, : THERE' S A . l WHAT YUM? IN THE CAPTAIN USA HEEH, WHAT IS YUM?
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#79 - ryuryu (06/22/2013) [-]
#64 - koltan (06/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #70 to #64 - thechosentroll (06/22/2013) [-]
Weeeeeeeeell, since Loki's adopted, his godliness is questionable.
#102 to #70 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
Loki is god.
#86 to #64 - Cambro (06/22/2013) [-]
but they're extraterrestrial beings, they're only called gods. Thus the whole weapons idea behind the cube. They just have advanced technology.
#126 to #86 - hillbillypowpow (06/22/2013) [-]
And in Norse mythology they technically aren't gods, they're mortals with golden apples that made it so they couldn't die natural deaths and tons of magical items and abilities. But technically not gods.
#113 to #86 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
Extradimensional. Their world isnt even in the same plane of existence as our own.
#132 to #86 - capricore (06/23/2013) [-]
Pffft,their actors paid to act and be what their are told,duuuh.

No it's more a finger for myself.
User avatar #125 to #86 - anotherponyaccount (06/22/2013) [-]
another term is Transcendent
#108 - conebonesixtynine (06/22/2013) [-]
As the only Bolivian in all of funnyjunk i take pride on this post.   
I swell in it, you could say.
As the only Bolivian in all of funnyjunk i take pride on this post.
I swell in it, you could say.
User avatar #127 to #108 - vititor (06/23/2013) [-]
As a fellow latin american and andean (I'm ecuadorian, bye the way), I understand your feelings. Thumb for you.
User avatar #157 to #127 - himym (06/23/2013) [-]
A fellow Ecuadorian in funny junk I see! Quite the shame we don"t get mentioned much around here
User avatar #162 to #157 - vititor (06/23/2013) [-]
Well, that might be by the fact that this is an american site, ran by american people...

Except for our beloved leader DJDJ 4DM1N... He is from Best Korea
#164 to #162 - conebonesixtynine (06/23/2013) [-]
Don't worry my latin american compadres, soon enough funnyjunk will run on South american users, we can make it better, we have the technology.
Don't worry my latin american compadres, soon enough funnyjunk will run on South american users, we can make it better, we have the technology.
#163 to #127 - conebonesixtynine (06/23/2013) [-]
Aye my brother, i almost made a bolivian pride meme but i felt it too forced.
MFW when i saw the mentioned Bolivia in this post.
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#89 - Cambro (06/22/2013) [-]
This is why there are several installments of the Avengers in different locations of the world.
This is why there are several installments of the Avengers in different locations of the world.
User avatar #93 to #89 - fuzzyballs (06/22/2013) [-]
how many hammer wielding gods are there?
#133 to #93 - Cambro (06/23/2013) [-]
There aren't many like Thor, but there are a lot of "gods." There are a ton of Asgardians as well as other gods, including Ares who in this picture is getting ripped in half.

And to sabcy, there is a ridiculous number of hulks. Hulk, she-hulk, Red hulk, Red She-Hulk. And those are only the beginning of the hero Hulks, not even including the villains!
User avatar #137 to #133 - sabcy (06/23/2013) [-]
just how many people did that freak of a doctor knock up?
User avatar #105 to #93 - sabcy (06/22/2013) [-]
more importantly, how many hulks.
User avatar #34 to #11 - bladeguy (06/22/2013) [-]
please let them make a movie about him. a GOOD movie. and a crossover of course, with captain america.
#142 to #11 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
Sorry jokes, incoming!
User avatar #180 to #11 - bladeguy (07/01/2013) [-]
atleast he wont freeze in the nazi ship crash, right?
#120 to #11 - dsrtpnk (06/22/2013) [-]
Could he fight in the desert though???
#145 to #120 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
No, but he could fight in ******* antartica.
User avatar #15 to #11 - nastoy (06/22/2013) [-]
Sorry
#146 to #21 - rougarte (06/23/2013) [-]
A huevísimo
#63 to #21 - hairibar (06/22/2013) [-]
For anyone who wants to know, he's saying
a) They masturbate me
b) I don't give a **** about them

Probably it's b, but it can mean both
User avatar #75 to #63 - HarvietheDinkle (06/22/2013) [-]
Isn't he saying "I will fight them?"
#107 to #75 - smittyblack (06/22/2013) [-]
That's pelean or luchan, not pelan.   
   
But that's present-tense. "I will" would be future-tense.   
And the pronouns would be different.   
   
So I think it'd be, uh...   
Yo los pelearé   
   
Maybe, I don't know.
That's pelean or luchan, not pelan.

But that's present-tense. "I will" would be future-tense.
And the pronouns would be different.

So I think it'd be, uh...
Yo los pelearé

Maybe, I don't know.
#170 to #107 - hairibar (06/23/2013) [-]
It would be pelearé con ellos.

We use pelar as one of the many words for masturbation (along with paja, por example)
User avatar #123 to #63 - thediablo (06/22/2013) [-]
I'm mexican (sadly) and I use that expression all the time, it roughly translates to "they peel me (my dick)"

It's english equivalent will be something like "they suck my dick/you can suck my dick"
#147 to #123 - rougarte (06/23/2013) [-]
No mames "sadly", why sadly? Being Mexican is the best thing that could've happened to me!!
User avatar #154 to #147 - thediablo (06/23/2013) [-]
Because this country sucks hard, in almost every aspect
#169 to #123 - hairibar (06/23/2013) [-]
Yo soy de euskadi (lo que viene siendo dentro de españa me guste o no) y, que yo sepa es así. Me la pela de me hace una paja, o me la pela de me la suda
User avatar #171 to #169 - thediablo (06/23/2013) [-]
Sí, es básicamente la misma expresión, pero no sé cómo traducirla fielmente al inglés, jajaj
#172 to #171 - hairibar (06/23/2013) [-]
Sí, es jodido
#66 - CapnInterwebz (06/22/2013) [-]
>implying people refer to the Americas as America commonly   
>implying the USA isn't usually referred to as America and its citizens as American
>implying people refer to the Americas as America commonly
>implying the USA isn't usually referred to as America and its citizens as American
User avatar #71 to #66 - ragnarfag ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
>implying people refer to the Americas as America commonly
Ah no, in germany you call that hole thing America.
#91 to #71 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
In America, we call the "hole" thing a vagina.
User avatar #92 to #91 - ragnarfag ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
Ah **** .
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User avatar #124 to #66 - thediablo (06/22/2013) [-]
Every country except the United States refers to the continent as America (singular) in their respective language
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#17 - trickytrickster (06/22/2013) [-]
Because it's United States of America.
Because people in our area are taught there is North America, Central America, and South America, so we would be North Americans if we were referring to our entire geographical region like you do when you say European, etc.
#19 to #17 - trickytrickster (06/22/2013) [-]
Also, what would you rather we call ourselves? Staters? Unitians? USAians?
#30 to #19 - dontknowmeatall (06/22/2013) [-]
I always say USA people.
User avatar #28 to #19 - godtherapist (06/22/2013) [-]
United statians.

Or more accurately, A Member of the Republic of United States.
User avatar #49 to #28 - Lycanz (06/22/2013) [-]
It shouldn't be confusing because Canadians call themselves Canadian, Mexicans call themselves Mexican, and residents of the multiple south American countries call themselves their respective names. People from the U.S. call ourselves American simply because it's not taken. Usually people aren't offended from such a small thing.
#33 to #28 - trickytrickster (06/22/2013) [-]
So everyone else gets a cool little shorthand name? These names don't go by logic. People of the United States of Mexico are Mexicans, why can't people of the United States of America be Americans?
#48 to #33 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
In Spanish we call you "Estadounidenses". Literally it's Unatedstatians
#51 to #48 - trickytrickster (06/22/2013) [-]
A Nationality is the word that a country uses to refer to itself, so it's kind of silly that Spanish speakers sometimes do this. We aren't claiming we are the only people in America. It's just historically what we have been referred to, and the only one that makes sense. Estadounidenses sounds a little bit better than United Statian, which sounds straight up stupid.
#53 to #48 - trickytrickster (06/22/2013) [-]
Plus isn't that insulting to other United States? It's like claiming we are the one and only true United States in the world, and nobody is equal to us. It's a lose-lose for Americans because then people would be claiming we are cocky either way, and you know that is true.
User avatar #36 to #33 - godtherapist (06/22/2013) [-]
Because mexico isn't comprised of two whole continents that contain within it dozens of counters who also identify with that name. Unlike America.
#38 to #36 - trickytrickster (06/22/2013) [-]
So you think we should be referred to as United statians? Then we can be confused with Mexico, or Brazil, or any other United States.
User avatar #39 to #38 - godtherapist (06/22/2013) [-]
No, I think that the Country should never have been so arrogant in the first place to call themselves "America" because they thought they would own ALL of it. But now that the damage is done they should stop trying to own something that belongs to a billion people and just understand that they need to call themselves something less ambiguous.

And no they would not because no one in Mexico calls themselves United Statian, nor do they refer to themselves as the United States of Mexico. The country is named Mexico, and the united states within them are a republic.
User avatar #41 to #39 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (06/22/2013) [-]
You like saying my name don't you?
User avatar #42 to #41 - godtherapist (06/22/2013) [-]
Yes, yes I do.
User avatar #43 to #42 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (06/22/2013) [-]
Hawt
#44 to #39 - trickytrickster (06/22/2013) [-]
You do realize that its silly to say "nobody calls Mexicans United Statians" then demand that Americans start calling them United Stations, which nobody does. The British started calling them Americans in the 1600s and 1700s when the only colonists were them, to differentiate themselves from Europe.
User avatar #45 to #44 - godtherapist (06/22/2013) [-]
Are you ******* stupid? The French colonies in what is now Canada existed before the British colonies in America, so they were not the "only ones there"

Not to ******* mention the French and Dutch colonies in Central American Islands, and the Spanish in what is now Mexico.

Only ones there... Sounds like ******* American Schooling right there.
User avatar #52 to #45 - Lycanz (06/22/2013) [-]
Although I don't agree completely with Tricky right there, he has a point because yet again, nobody was being called an American. the french colonies were called "The French Colonial Empire". Spanish were being called a rough equivalent to the French Colonial Empire around the time the Spanish Armada existed. and Yet again the Dutch weren't being called Americans. People from the United States decided to do so because nobody else formally called themselves an American citizen.
#55 to #52 - trickytrickster (06/22/2013) [-]
And what about all the other nations who are named after things that multiple people can claim? Ecuador, lots of countries are on the equator. El Salvador, are they the only ones who get to claim to be the Republic of the Savior? What about Columbia? Lots of nations were discovered by Columbus, why do they get to take that name? Many people were liberated by Bolivar, so why does Bolivia get to call themselves Bolivians? Should people from the State of Georgia get pissed at people from the country of Georgia? Don't you realize how stupid and petty it is? Let people refer to themselves as they please. Plus, nobody wants to restart the debate on what African-United-Statians should be called or not.
User avatar #57 to #55 - Lycanz (06/22/2013) [-]
Hey, I agree with you its Godtherapist who doesn't.
#101 to #57 - trickytrickster (06/22/2013) [-]
I don't know why that replied to you...pretty sure I sent it to him.
#50 to #45 - trickytrickster (06/22/2013) [-]
Oh god. No **** they weren't the ONLY ones there. The Spanish found America first, no **** . You have some serious Anti-American butthurt, and you are stupid enough to think people should call Americans "United Statians". Lol idiot. I am an American from North America, just like someone can be a Canadian from North American, a Brasilian from South America. ***** not that ******* complicated. So take the stick out of your ass.
#138 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
WHAT YUM? IN THE
CAPTAIN USA HEEH,
WHAT IS YUM?


>lightbulb
User avatar #35 - broale (06/22/2013) [-]
the drone on his coffee cup made me laugh harder than it should have!
#121 - dsrtpnk (06/22/2013) [-]
LoL, seriously though isn't the 5-6 continent model outdated?
LoL, seriously though isn't the 5-6 continent model outdated?
User avatar #129 to #121 - mythicdragoon (06/23/2013) [-]
probably has his map from the 40s
#135 to #131 - fukyu (06/23/2013) [-]
demi-gods
User avatar #2 - toughactintinactin (06/22/2013) [-]
Captain Continental America
User avatar #97 - Loppytaffy (06/22/2013) [-]
Why doesn't he just ask Google Maps? That's the American thing to do!
User avatar #152 - thepandaking (06/23/2013) [-]
I understand that literally it's wrong to say America for the USA, but I live on the border of Mexico and everyone calls white people here "Americano" either with an insulting tone or just in common conversation. It's just a common thing to say America for USA, just as it's common for me to say "bless you" every time someone sneezes, while being an atheist.

I understand that's a mediocre at best analogy but sue me, I tried.
User avatar #18 - amuro (06/22/2013) [-]
Lol the mapuche hat
#81 to #18 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
Looks Bolivian to me. Who else uses departments in South America?
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