Neville Longbottom. Not OC. nerville jeans wrist read the bunks. If Voldemort's mom had an abortion, there'd be no Voldemort. Harry Potter neville longbott
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#18 - denoface
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If Voldemort's mom had an abortion, there'd be no Voldemort.
#176 to #18 - teranin
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Could someone explain how someone making a ridiculously obvious connection was worth over 400 thumbs?  I don't think I'll ever understand you, FJ... you are a fickle mistress.
Could someone explain how someone making a ridiculously obvious connection was worth over 400 thumbs? I don't think I'll ever understand you, FJ... you are a fickle mistress.
User avatar #198 to #176 - jettom
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Because it is a funny reaction to the action taken in the content.
So people will first look at the OP, then look at denoface's comment and say: "Haha, he got a point!" and give him a thumb.
If they see he has 30 thumbs, they won't think: "Yeah it was funny but it wasn't worth more than 30" and ignore it. They'll go, as stated before: "Haha, he got a point!" and give him a thumb up.
Eventually more and more people will look at it because of the accumulated thumbs he has from before, giving him even more thumbs.
User avatar #195 to #176 - EventHorizon
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The woman in the picture is making an anti-abortion statement, while the glorious commenter changed it to be pro-abortion.
User avatar #287 to #195 - denoface
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Awe shucks, man, i don't know about glorious...
#257 to #176 - anon id: 5fc778e8
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I agree with you, but I'm commenting as anon so I won't get -300 thumbs. FJ is a bandwagon. Most people on here refuse to think for themselves.
#64 to #18 - ketiw
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Please explain.
#68 to #64 - anon id: bb990fb8
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If Voldemort's mom had an abortion Voldemort would not have been born.
#71 to #68 - ketiw
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ohhh.. Voldemort's mom.. I've read it as Lily..
User avatar #75 to #71 - chrismamaril
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dafuq brah? u hayh agen?
#76 to #75 - ketiw
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How can you know? Do i know you? Nope... Just hungover
User avatar #81 to #76 - chrismamaril
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Witchkref brah. Witchkref.
#231 to #81 - pridefulmatthew
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though you might like this
though you might like this
User avatar #274 to #71 - codfourmotherfkers
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I think you might need some glasses...
#87 to #18 - anon id: b3cc69e2
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but wasn't voldemort conceived under a love potion?
User avatar #172 to #18 - nebraksa corn
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I like this comment. Because if voldemort would have been aborted, he wouldn't of had to go through the orphan/foster system, experience a cruel world that had no love or place for him, and in the end not turning him into the monster the system created. Take note people. Take note. Actually don't be silly, protect your willy. That will unnecessary pregnancies.
#238 to #172 - anon id: 5775bc36
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Voldemort doesnt have the ability to love.
#185 to #172 - anon id: d6ddd05a
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I think you accidentally that last sentence.
User avatar #190 to #185 - nebraksa corn
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Prevent*
User avatar #262 to #18 - lunaisbestpony
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if Voldemort's mom had an abortion there'd be no Voldemort's mom.
User avatar #281 to #262 - fedegon
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Wait, we are all unions of hundreds of combinations made from generation to generation, and if one single subject was missing from them, we wouldn't even have been born... whoa.
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#212 to #18 - Eleatperson
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#182 to #18 - hybridxproject
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#115 to #18 - whitenerdy
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His mom was poor as ****, she couldn't afford it unless she stuffed a baguettes up her piehole.
User avatar #181 to #115 - zorororonoa
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Fetus Deletus
User avatar #214 to #115 - mmajunkie
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piehole is slang for mouth
#166 to #18 - rdobet
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but if Hitler was aborted, who would kill Hitler?
User avatar #59 to #18 - baaltomekk
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> use love potion to get pregnant
> have an abortion
> ???
> Profit
User avatar #67 to #59 - croski
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A way to get bigger boobs?
#4 - bullbrigade
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User avatar #28 to #4 - hasinvadedyou
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"Jesus camp" was a funny movie.
User avatar #43 to #28 - osimonmagus
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Nice combo breaker.
#164 to #43 - anon id: f6029f74
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WE GOT U COVERED- PHOTO -**** SISTA "J". "THEIR GONNA NEED A BIFGA CELL" ***********$$$$
#5 to #4 - bullbrigade
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#158 to #5 - patchesdacrazy
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I was like, 12-14 or something, and I got dragged to my brothers therapist appointment. I got bored and drew a picture of Dementors circling in close on Harry, Ron, and Hermione (I think HP3 had just come out) and the therapist had a display table he kept all the kids drawings under. He took mine said it was great, and put right in the center. I felt proud man.

Next time I get dragged there, I notice its gone. He said a mother of another patient had seen it and thrown it away because it promoted witchcraft.
What. The. Actual. ****.
User avatar #174 to #158 - atma
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that's the awesomest followed by the suckiest thing to possibly happen (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
no wonder the other patient needed therapy with a mom like that
#184 to #5 - zorororonoa
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I started reading the books in grade school.  And this one kid was trying to judge me for reading them because his mom said it has witches and magic and **** from hell.  I just thought, really?  It is just a ******* book, it isn't grabbing your face and forcing you to read it nor is it forcing you to practice witchcraft.  It is just something to entertain you.
I started reading the books in grade school. And this one kid was trying to judge me for reading them because his mom said it has witches and magic and **** from hell. I just thought, really? It is just a ******* book, it isn't grabbing your face and forcing you to read it nor is it forcing you to practice witchcraft. It is just something to entertain you.
#187 to #184 - anon id: 29ac9d2e
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Well we all know how Christians feel about certain books...
User avatar #264 to #187 - ost
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And entertainment.
User avatar #6 to #5 - thewebspinner
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If I'm correct the bible only says that witchcraft is a sin, nothing in there about wizardry, sorcery, necromancy, conjuration or alchemy. Anyway I'm off to get my runic staff and a flaming torch, it's witch huntin' time.
User avatar #41 to #6 - ivoryhammer
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Everything is a Sin if you really read the bible
#156 to #41 - pabloch
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User avatar #7 to #6 - ilovepelicans
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But the females in the HP series were called witches...

So only they would go to hell?
#10 to #6 - whyunofeellucky
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Whne they thought witches, it would often assume they practiced Necromancy and Conjuration
#186 to #6 - anon id: 29ac9d2e
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Perhaps, but all those things you listed (plus the practice of Pagan customs) were considered witchcraft by Christian fundamentalists at the time.
#79 - cradlefilth
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Fetus deletus
#80 to #79 - Uranium
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Well done
Well done
#94 to #79 - andovaredoras
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Made me laugh more than it should have.
Made me laugh more than it should have.
#108 to #79 - lot
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#114 to #79 - alltipswelcome
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#148 to #79 - hokon
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#157 to #79 - rel
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Oh James...
Oh James...
User avatar #178 to #79 - allennis
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....nice tumblr reference...
#96 to #79 - fingercramp
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#104 to #79 - omgthissux
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#14 - therealsuperderpy
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#134 - skumbaner
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#216 to #134 - anon id: 95e9e4fb
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Actually he banged Rons sister before ron got the girl. whatever.
#2 - miscarriage
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I just read Lily Potter abortion Voldemort.



People should stay with one font.

Or make all the text that readable.
#213 to #2 - anon id: 46084d97
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Unnusual Max Severed Head Flaming Orbiting Bill's Hat Orbiting Planets Scorching Flames Earbuds Effect of Doom
User avatar #21 to #2 - existacne
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It took me a while to distract from that gif and notice how your nickname is strangely related to the post.
User avatar #22 to #21 - miscarriage
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My.. My nickname?
User avatar #23 to #22 - existacne
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Well, yes. You know, abortion, miscarriage, stillborn.
User avatar #24 to #23 - miscarriage
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Ehh.. oh.
User avatar #146 - millex
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If Voldemort's mother had an abortion... then no one would have died at all.
#160 to #146 - kyorochan
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Except Voldemort.
User avatar #162 to #146 - diffusion
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There wouldnt be any story and JK Rollin would be working on macdonalds.
User avatar #16 - thedungeonmaster
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This is the stupidest argument ever. If Hitler's mom got an abortion then the holocaust wouldn't have happened. It can be turned around so easily.
User avatar #30 to #16 - Eggerz
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yes because hitler was the only person that hated jews. just like harry was the only one who could learn the reflect spell.
User avatar #31 to #30 - thedungeonmaster
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Shut up i'm making a point that the argument is retarded
User avatar #32 to #31 - Eggerz
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im agreeing with you, OP. jesus
User avatar #33 to #32 - thedungeonmaster
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Sorry I misunderstood. Didn't mean to take your head off.
User avatar #34 to #33 - Eggerz
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User avatar #38 to #30 - sixfivefourtwoone
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Was no reflect spell. It was that whole "Love barrier" from his mother's sacrifice.
#161 to #16 - anon id: 3cbb091a
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Didn't her doctor say she should have an abortion?I recall reading that somewhere, so I'm just asking if you think there's any validity to that.
User avatar #295 to #161 - Eggerz
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well, being that his mom was catholic, and catholics oppose abortion, then i would guess no, but who's to say what she really did. If she did consider it, how do you prove it?
#55 - manymanymangoes
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wut wud haggord did?
#123 - aleeyam
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Who will stop Voldemort, you say?