That's Actually Pretty Impressive.. How does one even go about accomplishing such a feat?. Wisconsin man banned from all libraries an earth Byes' " FEES lkr ‘.  funny


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User avatar #37 - thefasrdog (06/22/2013) [-]
I can just imagine him showing up in some filthy Mexican village sneaking into a library only to be caught by some federales...
#62 to #37 - JesuschristofAZ (06/22/2013) [-]
As if they have libraries in Mexico. Do those people even read?
As if they have libraries in Mexico. Do those people even read?

User avatar #65 to #62 - burtgasm (06/22/2013) [-]
Um... I'm Mexican... A- in reading...

Nope Mexicans don't read.
User avatar #67 to #65 - JesuschristofAZ (06/22/2013) [-]
Clearly, you've taken the joke too seriously or you're ******* with me. Also, I'm a Mexican too and I've excelled at reading my entire school career. They're jokes for a reason, they aren't based entirely in reality.
User avatar #68 to #67 - burtgasm (06/22/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry. Normally I get these things but today I guess my humour wasn't working
#91 - fghghdgh (06/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #66 to #33 - poniesareghey (06/22/2013) [-]
>Fox news
#94 - gonnadiealoneonfj (06/22/2013) [-]
**gonnadiealoneonfj rolled a random image posted in comment #2584445 at Friendly ** I got banned for this
User avatar #95 to #94 - gonnadiealoneonfj (06/22/2013) [-]
Meh, fair enough
User avatar #106 to #94 - crazyolitis (06/22/2013) [-]
Well, if you're banned, at least you're not gonnadiealoneonfj.
User avatar #108 to #106 - gonnadiealoneonfj (06/22/2013) [-]
#101 to #94 - renamon (06/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #57 - reginleif (06/22/2013) [-]
He was banned as a bail condition for the charges of public masturbation in a library.

You're welcome FJ.

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#58 to #57 - vatra (06/22/2013) [-]
That's kind of anticlimactic.
User avatar #59 to #58 - makotoitou (06/22/2013) [-]
No, it was very climactic.
User avatar #60 to #59 - vatra (06/22/2013) [-]
Not since the ban.
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#61 to #35 - boredandalone (06/22/2013) [-]
do you remember when wisconsin was on the news because of the protesting in Madison for teacher pay cut? It was one of the only times i remember seeing wisco on cobert report multiple times in a week.... photo relevant its a bubbler
User avatar #52 to #35 - osimonmagus (06/22/2013) [-]
Neither does Idaho, Montana, North and South Dakota, Vermont, Delaware, Rhode Island, Maine, South and North Carolina, Tennessee or Kentucky.
User avatar #79 to #52 - doodogger (06/22/2013) [-]
Or Oregon.
#71 to #52 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, in Virginia
User avatar #56 to #52 - missrainbowdash (06/22/2013) [-]
I'm from south dakota, and by mentioning south dakota you have summoned my attention. can I get you anything to drink o glorious mentioner of south dakota?
#39 to #35 - iamphoenix (06/22/2013) [-]
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#99 to #35 - kisskisspatd (06/22/2013) [-]
Same! Never met a fellow Wisconsiniate on here before. In a sad way I'm giddy like a school girl.
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User avatar #7 to #2 - confuseddinosaur (06/21/2013) [-]
That's not a J
User avatar #9 to #7 - diffusion (06/21/2013) [-]
So what it is?
#10 to #9 - confuseddinosaur (06/21/2013) [-]
I prepared this in advance assuming you'd have rage. I was wrong. Please exuse me calling you a "dumb **** "
#11 to #2 - confuseddinosaur (06/21/2013) [-]
Before you ask the answer is: "Yes, am a loney person"
Before you ask the answer is: "Yes, am a loney person"
#29 to #11 - fukyu (06/22/2013) [-]
don't you mean ronery?
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#28 to #2 - fukyu (06/22/2013) [-]
its a cursive g you fool
#80 to #28 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
No it's not, you stupid cunt.
#83 to #28 - blizzeh ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
It's looks nothing like a cursive G I ever learned how to make
User avatar #132 to #83 - infamoustrapper (06/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #130 to #83 - greenstrongworld (06/22/2013) [-]
Do you even captials?
User avatar #98 to #28 - srapture (06/22/2013) [-]
If it was an uppercase G it would be open on the right side. If it was a lowercase g it would have a flick part underneath a circular shape. It is neither of these. I'm not so familiar with cursive, but could you please get me another example of this kind of G used? because to me it look irrefutably like a J.
#141 to #98 - fukyu (06/22/2013) [-]
scroll down to comment 10, that is a perfect example of a capital cursive g, just like the one on numbnuts forhead
User avatar #75 to #28 - eatshitop (06/22/2013) [-]
Not a good one.
#74 to #28 - doctorgolgo (06/22/2013) [-]
MFW the first letter is cursive and the rest are NOT.
User avatar #4 - CrucifiedPuppy (06/21/2013) [-]
Masturbating in a library...
User avatar #30 to #4 - daringdestiny (06/22/2013) [-]
the library in my town has this one computer that the screen faces a corner of the room where one table is, a guy didnt see me sitting at the table and started watching porn on the computer
#21 to #4 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
There are some people who get turned on doing sex **** in public, I believe it's called exhibitionism? (pardon my spelling if it's not spelled correctly) I've had my own experiences with it but will avoid the specifics in hopes of not looking like one of those "omg I did this sex thing and it was awesome" douchebags.
#32 to #21 - dameush (06/22/2013) [-]
I had sex in a cemetery once...wasn't that great.. bitch just lay there completely unresponsive
#146 to #32 - dameush (06/23/2013) [-]
funnily enough..this is a true story that sounds like a necrophilia joke
#38 to #32 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
hue hue hue hue hue
#26 to #21 - fukyu (06/22/2013) [-]
i am turned on by sexual activities in public, masturbation isn't one of them things though, i am limited to sexual activities with someone of the opposite sex in public being the turn on for me.. not saying i don't flog the dolphin, just doesn't get me all worked up when i do it in public.
#17 to #4 - habanaro (06/22/2013) [-]
I worked in a small library, so we only had 8 public computers right up by the front desk. There was this guy we had to repeatedly tell he wasn't allowed to watch porn before finally barring him entrance. He just gave no ***** .
#43 to #17 - arnoldbusk (06/22/2013) [-]
that may be why he was beating it in the first place
#27 to #17 - fukyu (06/22/2013) [-]
you guys never heard of cybernanny or other such programs?
#110 - spawnconnery ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
**spawnconnery rolled a random image posted in comment #3892062 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** Why I got banned.
User avatar #3 - newsuperyoshi (06/21/2013) [-]
I don't even, I don't even, I just don't even.
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User avatar #20 - lordlolland (06/22/2013) [-]
Contrary to popular 'Murrican belief, other nations don't follow US laws.
So a quick trip to Canada and he can masturbate in libraries all he want... Until he get caught again that is.
#24 to #20 - fukyu (06/22/2013) [-]
what you and everyone else doesn't realize is nobody has the power to even ban him from all libraries in a single state let alone the entire world. the most they can do is ban him from all libraries within the jurisdiction of the court he was sentenced in.
#40 to #24 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
holy **** maybe its just supposed to be funny.
#41 to #40 - fukyu (06/22/2013) [-]
except that they really did try and do this.. it happened a few months ago i read it in some news site somewhere i don't recall which one.
User avatar #46 to #24 - LaBarata (06/22/2013) [-]
Well, the thing is, he's not banned from the libraries, per se. It's a condition of his bail that he not enter libraries. If he does, it invalidates the terms of his release, and he gets arrested again.
#47 to #46 - fukyu (06/22/2013) [-]
accept they can't arrest him if he enters a library in another country regardless of his bail terms since they don't have jurisdiction in other countries, of course the chances of him being granted permission to leave the country while on bail or probation are slim to none leaning more towards none.
also i don't think they can keep him from entering libraries outside of what ever county he was arrested in, they might be able to broaden it to the entire state but i doubt it.. either way the entire thing is moot, i was just bored and looking to argue at the time of my original post.
User avatar #48 to #47 - LaBarata (06/22/2013) [-]
That's the thing, though. They can't stop him from entering a library. He's not banned in the essence of 'You can't come in here', he's banned in the circumstances of 'If you do, you'll get arrested'.

But the same principle applies, though, to a pedophilic sex offender. He's not allowed around children, ever. If he went up to Canada, he'd still be under arrest if the authorities discovered it. I know that's a bit of an extreme example, but still, lol.
#50 to #48 - fukyu (06/22/2013) [-]
thats just it, they can't arrest him for something done out of the country. now they can however warn other countries about him and his tendencies.. either way you completely missed my point. my point was i don't give a **** i was just looking to argue at that time.. if i am in a mood to argue i will even argue the side of the argument i don't believe in just for the sake of arguing.. i am no longer in the mood to argue.. or at least not about this.
#76 - tobistrigoivii (06/22/2013) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #4730644 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** what got me kicked out of the library
#77 to #76 - skullor (06/22/2013) [-]
**skullor rolled a random image posted in comment #4732707 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** why they kicked me
**skullor rolled a random image posted in comment #4732707 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** why they kicked me
#84 to #77 - zvon (06/22/2013) [-]
**zvon rolled a random image posted in comment #411705 at Pokemon ** this is what I did
#87 to #84 - agrofenlas (06/22/2013) [-]
**agrofenlas rolled a random image posted in comment #63 at How to hang yourself **
Not as bad as this.
#89 to #87 - iceholder (06/22/2013) [-]
**iceholder rolled a random image posted in comment #2408866 at Friendly ** I think I got ya'll beat.
User avatar #90 to #89 - agrofenlas (06/22/2013) [-]
Rape, beastiality, and possibly murder, yep. Sure do.
#78 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
Banning a ****** from a library is just ******** . He can't read anyway.
User avatar #23 - wrought (06/22/2013) [-]
it's because he's black
#136 - sharpog (06/22/2013) [-]
**sharpog rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at My Life in a Nutshell ** mfw
#135 - metalkprint (06/22/2013) [-]
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**metalkprint rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at (1) Ponyhoof ** why I got banned
User avatar #51 - I Am Monkey (06/22/2013) [-]
Joke's on you. I can't even read. I'm black.
User avatar #53 to #51 - thatotaku (06/22/2013) [-]
Your name's so blue I can barely read it.
#54 to #53 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
That's racist
User avatar #45 - someanon (06/22/2013) [-]
Am I the only Wisconsinite here not spazzing out because my home state was mentioned?
#105 - lot (06/22/2013) [-]
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