like nc. . I Brown Ale k l Friday -35 Nicholas Newman, an young employee, suggested adding lime to our beer. He doesnt work here anymore.. European beer master race
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#167 - came (06/22/2013) [-]
#192 to #167 - holmesc (06/22/2013) [-]
That face fits him like a glove.
That face fits him like a glove.
#3 - pappathethird (06/21/2013) [-]
European beer master race
User avatar #93 to #3 - imnotkickthecat (06/22/2013) [-]
Yea yea, thats what all the communist propaganda that you live with is making you think.

You probably have only had the ****** mass produced crap that is made by machines and mexicans.
#154 to #93 - dawdawdwa (06/22/2013) [-]
I sense an alien conspiracy theorist in you.
I sense an alien conspiracy theorist in you.
User avatar #199 to #154 - imnotkickthecat (06/22/2013) [-]
The elitist europeans cant see a blatantly obvious joke.
#201 to #3 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
GERMAN beer master race.

there is no european beer.
#84 to #3 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
Apparently you've never tried DogFish Head. Makes New Castle appear like Budlight.
#92 to #3 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
These "American beer is basically water" posts are stupid. If you base you're opinion off of ****** , cheap as **** , "party beer" than yeah, of course. But try something from the Lost Coast brewery, or the Fort Bragg Brewery. My all time fav. dark beer is an old rasputin, which is higher alcohol content than guinness and is a bit darker too.
User avatar #177 to #92 - lot (06/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, because Guiness is the only European beer. Jeez boy, ever been to Belgium?
#196 to #177 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
Belgian beer master race
#42 to #3 - colmtty (06/22/2013) [-]
let's go further
Belgian beer master race
User avatar #179 to #42 - matoob (06/22/2013) [-]
lets go further
up your ass hole
User avatar #69 to #3 - burningsmurfs (06/22/2013) [-]
American beers are usually considered weaker because they measure the alcohol one way and European typically measures another way. (I think one is weight and the other measures volume). That is why usually people think American beer is weaker when sometimes it is actually stronger than a European version.

Although there are some American beers and some European beers that taste like piss water and some of both that are great.
#194 to #69 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
Don't try comparing your filth to european beer, peasant
User avatar #73 to #3 - delphine (06/22/2013) [-]
America has some good microbreweries that make decent beer. But most mainstream stuff is pretty much pisswater.
User avatar #117 to #73 - xzynth (06/22/2013) [-]
This was my assumption, good to know i was roughly correct
#172 to #117 - Ryu (06/22/2013) [-]
According to your picture you were Ruffly correct

im so sorry
#197 to #172 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
You had to. It's okay.
NO IT ISN'T
User avatar #8 - lolollo (06/21/2013) [-]
I've had beer with lime before, and I discovered two things.

1. It tasted ******* delicious.
2. I still got drunk when I had enough of them.

Sooooo I don't quite see what all of this elitism is for.
#115 to #8 - jazzyietheferret (06/22/2013) [-]
personal preference and what the fans of the brand enjoy? If it stands for something, you don't go adding lime to it.
#189 to #8 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
Reply to 1: Not wit brown ale it wouldn't
#26 to #8 - fordun (06/22/2013) [-]
If your not drinking anything other than plain old watery Bud Light or Pabst Blue Ribbon then your a total pussy who actually enjoys something else other then soapy, piss water. Because flavor is for pussies. Because your drinking, why should you give a **** what your drinking? Just choke that **** down and get ******* wasted. Because there is no such think as drinking for flavor.
User avatar #27 to #26 - lolollo (06/22/2013) [-]
Then why not go all out?

Chemistry grade ethanol, let's go ************ , you and me! 200 proof that's the real **** ! I'll drink you under the table faggot!
#32 to #27 - fordun (06/22/2013) [-]
Hmm...It seems no one got the joke. I was attempting to be sarcastic. Guess it didn't work.

The point i was trying to make is drink whatever you want. Anyone who tells you different is a complete asshole. I personally hate most of the beer I've tried. But i love all the hard liquor I've gotten my hands on. Anyone who
User avatar #151 to #32 - kolsinder (06/22/2013) [-]
I figured something was afoot when I noticed three sentences beginning with 'because'.
User avatar #37 to #32 - lolollo (06/22/2013) [-]
No I got it. You didn't quite get the sarcasm in my own comment.
#38 to #37 - fordun (06/22/2013) [-]
No i got that. Its the other 2 people I'm worried about. Personally I''m wondering how they dressed themselves this morning.
User avatar #163 to #38 - daentraya (06/22/2013) [-]
We really need some kind of simple symbol to mark something as sarcasm. Something as discreet and simple as a ! or ?
#204 to #163 - fordun (06/23/2013) [-]
I think someone came up with something a few months ago. The idea was to use italics on every other letter. Kind of a pain in the ass but i could probably write something in C++ to transmute it.
User avatar #205 to #204 - daentraya (06/23/2013) [-]
But that's silly and cba. Simple symbol..
User avatar #54 to #38 - lolollo (06/22/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
User avatar #34 to #32 - huzibizi (06/22/2013) [-]
Exactly. Personally I hate most kinds of beer, especially the cheap beer - i'm sick of that **** . My current fav drink is ciroc coconut + lilt zero. Yum
User avatar #33 to #26 - huzibizi (06/22/2013) [-]
he's being sarcastic you dense *************
#50 to #8 - notafunnyguy (06/22/2013) [-]
Corona with a lime on a hot sunny day makes me believe in a higher power
#39 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (06/22/2013) [-]
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to the company that fired him over suggesting adding lime to the beer
User avatar #61 to #39 - subaqueousreach (06/22/2013) [-]
Every organization or group has herecies they simply cannot condone.
#18 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
what kind of faggot company fires someone for suggesting something
User avatar #29 to #18 - duvallwhitey (06/22/2013) [-]
Must be a dictatorship company.
User avatar #101 to #18 - mrdrpage (06/22/2013) [-]
Coca Cola if you suggest something terrible.
User avatar #45 to #18 - ktbmnf (06/22/2013) [-]
i make sugestions at work all the time, in fact, the place has gotten slightly better after a couple of things, like changing the floorboards to tiles instead.
User avatar #82 to #18 - bighairyfart (06/22/2013) [-]
Apple.
#158 to #18 - mooghens (06/22/2013) [-]
Putting citrus in beer isn't something you suggest. It's 			*******		 blasphemy just thinking about.
Putting citrus in beer isn't something you suggest. It's ******* blasphemy just thinking about.
+1
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User avatar #52 to #18 - iloverapingmen (06/22/2013) [-]
what kind of faggot does not get blatant sarcasm
#85 to #18 - Valak Dhur (06/22/2013) [-]
this kind.

Are you sure?
#47 - chiefrunnyjeans (06/22/2013) [-]
**chiefrunnyjeans rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Mfw dat ass ** I don't care what this is, it's going in the beer.
**chiefrunnyjeans rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Mfw dat ass ** I don't care what this is, it's going in the beer.
#104 to #47 - tapeworms (06/22/2013) [-]
**tapeworms rolled a random image posted in comment #4688630 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Into the beer?
**tapeworms rolled a random image posted in comment #4688630 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Into the beer?
User avatar #105 to #104 - tapeworms (06/22/2013) [-]
Ehhh. At least I got a new reaction .gif out of it.
User avatar #62 to #47 - elricmiless **User deleted account** (06/22/2013) [-]
YES!
User avatar #86 to #47 - partnerintroll (06/22/2013) [-]
gay sex is the answer
User avatar #113 to #47 - kgfsjholis (06/22/2013) [-]
Dat subliminal messaging in the bottom right corner xD
User avatar #48 to #47 - chiefrunnyjeans (06/22/2013) [-]
goddamit
#55 to #48 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
Enjoy!
User avatar #74 to #47 - greenstrongworld (06/22/2013) [-]
We'll call it queer beer.
#103 - cakezs (06/22/2013) [-]
go home lightbulb, you're alcohol
#110 - funnyfuuuuuu (06/22/2013) [-]
Looks like steve holt!
#147 - falconxmard (06/22/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #82 at Worth the read. **
This is what I like in my beer
User avatar #176 to #147 - wtfduud (06/22/2013) [-]
Not sure if pedofile or cannibal.
#1 - chapbag (06/21/2013) [-]
NEWCASTLE!! The Black and White Army!!!
User avatar #182 to #1 - justbeingcool (06/22/2013) [-]
woo newcastle
User avatar #30 to #1 - jpg (06/22/2013) [-]
Don't see many French people around here, cool.

So how's Kinnear doing?
#162 to #1 - nsfwcontentorgtfo (06/22/2013) [-]
inbred united
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#157 to #1 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
It's nice to know there are other geordies on this website
User avatar #168 to #1 - fukkendragonite (06/22/2013) [-]
He's fat, he's round, he's gonna take you down- Joe Kinnear, Joe Kinnear!!

No but seriously, I like you guys and that whole Kinnear thing is tragic
#173 to #1 - chariot (06/22/2013) [-]
Nouveau Chateau United
#17 to #1 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Kinnear. lol
#171 - carlose (06/22/2013) [-]
bosses reaction
bosses reaction
#164 - datgermanguy (06/22/2013) [-]
<- What happened when he suggested it at the team meeting.
<- What happened when he suggested it at the team meeting.
#155 - wartroll (06/22/2013) [-]
**wartroll rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at daaawww ** this is what I put in my beer
#156 to #155 - wartroll (06/22/2013) [-]
that's what she said
that's what she said
#108 - kaycie (06/22/2013) [-]
once i was in the section of the store with beer and one of the brands was "Nut-Brown Ale"
mfw
#152 to #150 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
finally your moms new dildo has arrived.
User avatar #166 to #150 - mcquiston (06/22/2013) [-]
What kind of doctor would say 'one beer a day'?
User avatar #190 to #166 - natanhiel (06/22/2013) [-]
"Please stop drinking so much beer, try lowering yourself to one beer a day"
#35 - birthdaybrony (06/22/2013) [-]
**birthdaybrony rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Hate Muslims, eh? ** I'm too young to drink but this is what I imagine it tastes like.
#127 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
I like how suddenly everyone on funnyjunk is a beer expert and drinks only the finest of fine beers.
If I'm drinking, I usually get bud, busch, coors, or something. I'm not gonna spend twice as much on beer so it tastes better. Once you're drunk, it all tastes like water.
Also recently, bud light lime or platinum, both delicious.
#165 to #127 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
the **** dude? beer isn't only about getting drunk, it's supposed to be enjoyed that's why you get different ones, each one brewed differently with nicer tastes. I don't like to stereotype but clearly in America you mainly have **** beers (naturally there are some rare good ones). My brother went to America and he says it tastes like piss to him, compared to European beer.
#72 - thatotaku (06/22/2013) [-]
**thatotaku rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at awesome ** This is gonna be put in the beer.
User avatar #75 to #72 - greenstrongworld (06/22/2013) [-]
Bubbles?
User avatar #76 to #75 - thatotaku (06/22/2013) [-]
Well, you gotta have carbonation.
User avatar #77 to #76 - greenstrongworld (06/22/2013) [-]
'twas a reference to the move bubble which I believe Squirtle to be using in the image.
User avatar #78 to #77 - thatotaku (06/22/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes it was. Squirtle is helping me carbonate the beer, I guess.
User avatar #80 to #79 - thatotaku (06/22/2013) [-]
Nice google searching skills.
Actually I only knew that because I searched to get a relevant pic.
User avatar #81 to #80 - greenstrongworld (06/22/2013) [-]
I am an expert at googling things.
User avatar #184 - justbeingcool (06/22/2013) [-]
ahh good old newcastle
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