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#42 - crazyolitis
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Gabe is actually right. The new hats will bring some people back to functioning properly, but it won't be enough. It'd take take years before mankind would be able to function again, but Gabe is on the right path.   
   
The reason he didn't release Half Life 3, was because if he did, mankind would be forever lost, being unable to be productive, other than playing the game. One day, aliens would look through the ruins of our civilization, and wonder how such a species couldt just die out without any trace.   
   
Then they'd find the Half life series. They'd bring it back, all parts and they themselves would fall under the 'Curse of Newell.' All 827 nspecies of the Galaxy's Allience would fall, resulting into never ending wars, famine and slavery, just to make more copies of HL3.   
   
Or Gabe just really likes hats.
Gabe is actually right. The new hats will bring some people back to functioning properly, but it won't be enough. It'd take take years before mankind would be able to function again, but Gabe is on the right path.

The reason he didn't release Half Life 3, was because if he did, mankind would be forever lost, being unable to be productive, other than playing the game. One day, aliens would look through the ruins of our civilization, and wonder how such a species couldt just die out without any trace.

Then they'd find the Half life series. They'd bring it back, all parts and they themselves would fall under the 'Curse of Newell.' All 827 nspecies of the Galaxy's Allience would fall, resulting into never ending wars, famine and slavery, just to make more copies of HL3.

Or Gabe just really likes hats.
#236 to #42 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
[url deleted] what about this?
#237 to #236 - crazyolitis
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Your link got deleted.
#115 to #42 - franklyimaperson
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Not entirely, what you do is... as heart breaking that it would be, release Half Life 3... but make it bad... like awful... like Mind Jack Bad, and when the internet is out for blood, you silently close Pokemon MMO

Only then, with their wills broken, could the survivors hope to grow from the ashes
#121 to #42 - undeadwill
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Best thing I've read today.
#66 to #42 - sloot
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(06/21/2013) [-]
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#74 to #66 - botherandbefuddle
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#195 to #74 - crazyolitis
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#47 to #42 - wamegor
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(06/21/2013) [-]
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#34 - miscarriage
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(06/21/2013) [-]
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#12 - yokii
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Luigi's Studio Apartment is hilarious.

The entire goal is to prevent Luigi from killing himself.
#17 to #12 - ofalo
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(06/21/2013) [-]
oh god i cant stop laughing!
#53 to #12 - jeegusithus
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(06/21/2013) [-]
why is this making me laugh so much
why is this making me laugh so much
#204 - koltan
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(06/22/2013) [-]
#242 to #204 - coasterfreak
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(06/22/2013) [-]
**coasterfreak rolls 9**
#1 - seterian
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(06/21/2013) [-]
#5 to #1 - anon
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Fedora's are for losers who think they look cool.
#10 to #5 - thelordofrepost
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(06/21/2013) [-]
No they aren't. Trilbies are for losers who think that trilbies are fedoras.
#151 to #10 - trololoface
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Does it ******* matter?

Either way, wearing one in public is just telling everybody you're going to be a virgin your whole life
#255 to #151 - thelordofrepost
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Yes it ******* matters. And please refer to comment #172
#77 to #10 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I think you need to take time to reconsider what you said
#96 to #77 - thelordofrepost
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I don't think I do.
#250 to #96 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
it doesn't matter they look exactly the same you ******* nerd
#254 to #250 - thelordofrepost
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(06/22/2013) [-]
If they look exactly the same why are there different names for them.
#174 to #96 - nickypickle
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(06/22/2013) [-]
first one looks like a chapeu
#127 to #96 - undeadwill
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I want a fedora now.
#168 to #96 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Yahtzee wears a trilby

that would mean you called him a loser
#7 to #5 - ReignFox
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Excuse me?
#24 to #5 - feffog
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(06/21/2013) [-]
***** das a trilby u ignorant fuk
#172 to #5 - adu
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Fedora with T-shirt/Pollo and jeans/shorts = virgin without commitment or class
Fedora with matching slacks and coat/vest and a pressed shirt to boot = classy ************

It's like those douchebags that just throw a tie over their band-of-choice tee and expect it to look respectable. Know the difference.

#49 to #1 - stenchschleifs
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(06/21/2013) [-]
************* Notch.
#45 to #1 - fargone
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(06/21/2013) [-]
I'm terrified that that's what I'll end up looking like later in life if I continue my current lifestyle.
#71 to #45 - EdwardNigma
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(06/21/2013) [-]
If I ever lose my **** high metabolism, I will become that too.

And that would be ******.
#200 to #71 - fargone
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(06/22/2013) [-]
He looks exactly like what I imagine I'd look like if I gained a lot of weight. Same high hairline, same facial hair, even the style of glasses is dangerously similar to the kind I prefer. I'm convinced this is some kind of warning from my future.
#201 to #200 - EdwardNigma
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I can't imagine myself as fat at all.
I've been skinny quite literally as long as I can remember. But one day, my metabolism is sure to chill the **** out. And that will be spooky.

Unless I am a medical marvel, in which case, FUN.
#93 - therealdoctor
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(06/22/2013) [-]
#50 - namesoicanpost
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(06/21/2013) [-]
there is already many pokemon MMO games.....it just that people notice that the idea of pokemon and MMO is not so great idea after all when chat is spammed by elitist breeders who stat whores who make inbreed pokemons

and now we got this baddass, brock know this secret and is the reason he want to be a pokemon breeder to make new inbreeds with ditto the pimp

also he the only one that seems to have intrested in woman in this world and food. Notice how everyone else is brainwashed to pokemon so badly and don't ******* care about anything else? this ****** got sense and is different, he is not from this world.....he is the lucky gamer who got sucked into the pokemon world and he know the secret...

he is the hidden master of pokemon, he just breeding the right pokemon to take over the world and the woman, the evil master mind
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#94 - bryceface
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(06/22/2013) [-]
store.stearnpowered.com/app/246720/
Hey guys... Half-Life 3 Confirmed.
#102 to #94 - hilith
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#158 to #94 - herebemonstars
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(06/22/2013) [-]
This goes well with it From Portal 2
#106 to #94 - herebemonstars
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(06/22/2013) [-]
What's that catchy song that plays when you click the link?
#140 to #106 - cough
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Path of Borealis
#153 to #140 - herebemonstars
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Thank you good sir
#130 to #94 - tittylovin
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#98 to #94 - migzdgreat
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(06/22/2013) [-]
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#99 to #98 - bryceface
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I was so excited I didn't pay attention to the domain... I'm gonna go cry now.
#122 to #98 - tdotlegitz
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(06/22/2013) [-]
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#149 - viewtifulbro
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Then you run into problems like this
#234 - DivideZeroForFun
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