Progressive Pornography. I feel like we really connect … conversationally.. PEOPLE ARE NEED OF BAGINAS AM) PENISES I HAVING WITH’ '% h I' GOT AN IDEA i" & KNOCK comic funny
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Progressive Pornography

Progressive Pornography. I feel like we really connect … conversationally.. PEOPLE ARE NEED OF BAGINAS AM) PENISES I HAVING WITH’ '% h I' GOT AN IDEA i" & KNOCK

I feel like we really connect … conversationally.

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PEOPLE ARE NEED OF
BAGINAS AM) PENISES
I HAVING WITH’ '% h
I' GOT AN IDEA
i" & KNOCK YOUR
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FULLY DRESSED“
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Submitted: 06/21/2013
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#16 - heafi (06/21/2013) [-]
Wait, are they both Ron Jeremy?
#112 to #16 - jordanish (06/21/2013) [-]
All men who work in porn are Ron Jeremy
#83 - fistpump (06/21/2013) [-]
I made a ****** template
Put it to good use.
#140 to #83 - meuk ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #121 to #83 - richardfitzwell (06/21/2013) [-]
Inb4 dickbutt
#98 to #96 - fistpump (06/21/2013) [-]
That's beautiful.
I couldn't find anything similar that I could be bothered to edit with paint, so here's... whatever this is...
#91 to #83 - redflame (06/21/2013) [-]
Watching yourself watching yourself watching yourself masturbating is a fun thing to do
User avatar #97 to #91 - anomorphous (06/21/2013) [-]
Drosterbating.
#79 - qubot (06/21/2013) [-]
why does porn have sequels? she already paid for the pizza, did she order bread sticks too?
#84 to #79 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/21/2013) [-]
pretty sure she ordered a meat stick
pretty sure she ordered a meat stick
User avatar #86 to #84 - Furubatsu (06/21/2013) [-]
You could say she

likes a big salami

I'm so sorry
User avatar #102 to #86 - guitarflute (06/21/2013) [-]
*Slim Jim*
#60 - thekinganon (06/21/2013) [-]
**thekinganon rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Rape ** im sick of fapping to this
#136 to #60 - mooghens ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Dat 			*******		 roll
Dat ******* roll
#61 to #60 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (06/21/2013) [-]
#45 - hotsamrj (06/21/2013) [-]
the first thing i thought
User avatar #49 to #45 - iwebby (06/21/2013) [-]
you're missing an s
User avatar #50 to #49 - hotsamrj (06/21/2013) [-]
who care <-- look im missing an S again
User avatar #66 to #50 - iwebby (06/21/2013) [-]
and an r actually
User avatar #67 to #66 - hotsamrj (06/21/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #68 to #67 - iwebby (06/21/2013) [-]
Yes you do. Its spelled diarrhea
User avatar #69 to #68 - hotsamrj (06/21/2013) [-]
oh ok
#70 to #69 - hotsamrj (06/21/2013) [-]
is it better now
#51 - koltan (06/21/2013) [-]
#43 - tobistrigoivii (06/21/2013) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Natures Camo ** what I can't stop fapping to
#53 to #43 - sackit (06/21/2013) [-]
**sackit rolled a random image posted in comment #4874576 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** what i can`t stop fapping to
bitch please i got better fetish then you

(please dont be a pony)
#71 to #43 - avengingthefallen (06/21/2013) [-]
wait... then wouldn't fapping to a regular leaf technically be trap porn?
wait... then wouldn't fapping to a regular leaf technically be trap porn?
#99 - superafromanxd (06/21/2013) [-]
who knew this smooth motherfuker was into witty conversation
#141 - potatophucker (06/22/2013) [-]
**potatophucker rolled a random image posted in comment #2532177 at Friendly **

I masturbate to this everyday
#147 to #141 - illogicalvulcan (06/22/2013) [-]
PERFECT ROLL IS PERFECT!!!
#143 to #141 - anthonyh (06/22/2013) [-]
Holy mother of rolls
#14 - RiflemanFunny (06/21/2013) [-]
**RiflemanFunny rolled a random image posted in comment #4839752 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** &lt;- New porn style
**RiflemanFunny rolled a random image posted in comment #4839752 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** <- New porn style
User avatar #15 to #14 - RiflemanFunny (06/21/2013) [-]
Well, I guess we got to **** this great big pussy.
#33 to #14 - rainbowisbestpone ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
**rainbowisbestpone rolled a random image posted in comment #67816 at Music - new music, hip hop music, music lyrics, music online ** this is the new type of porn


pls be ponies
User avatar #94 to #14 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
"Say hello to my little friend" takes on a whole new meaning.
User avatar #47 to #14 - cula (06/21/2013) [-]
Say hello to my "little" friend ahahaah
#35 to #14 - jonnyfunk (06/21/2013) [-]
you're gonna need some ambient music
you're gonna need some ambient music
#127 - tmdarby ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
50 shades and Twilight have already done it.
#55 - boykokar (06/21/2013) [-]
Saved for later use
#80 - qubot (06/21/2013) [-]
#114 - OriginalAwsomeFace (06/21/2013) [-]
&quot;PEOPLE ARE NEED OF BAGINAS&quot;
"PEOPLE ARE NEED OF BAGINAS"
#1 - fournum (06/21/2013) [-]
Forget about nude, hot, sexy, sweaty pornstar ass!

I would rather have a fully clothed women talk about her day, which I totally care about by the way!

Vagina is boring, I would rather have a good personality by my side!
User avatar #5 to #1 - stijnverheye (06/21/2013) [-]
i would like both , but personality plays a key role .
I get turned off by arrogant girls , even if they would rub their vagina in my face.
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User avatar #6 to #1 - drastronomy (06/21/2013) [-]
...I would **** a 5/10 as long as she has a great personality, really....

speak for yourself
User avatar #7 to #6 - jurto (06/21/2013) [-]
I would **** a 3/10 if she's is as impressive as Amanda Palmer or Patricia Day.
User avatar #8 to #7 - drastronomy (06/21/2013) [-]
At that point i would need a paper bag...two paper bags, actually...
User avatar #9 to #8 - jurto (06/21/2013) [-]
Wow, that's...
Do you have a picture of what you consider a 3/10?
User avatar #10 to #9 - drastronomy (06/21/2013) [-]
everything below an average...
#11 to #10 - jurto (06/21/2013) [-]
Random girl I found by google-ing the words '3/10 girl'
Rate her.
User avatar #36 to #11 - delphine (06/21/2013) [-]
Now, I'm not a guy, so I won't rate her. But I might be able to offer some objective pointers here...

1) Her top is flimsy and saggy, and makes her look bigger than she actually is. Her boobs probably look pretty fantastic.
2) Her weight seems to settle in her hips and boobs. Notice that she doesn't carry any weight around her face (which looks good) and neck. And she has a defined waist, giving her an hourglass figure instead of a blob.
3) She would look much better without the weird hair thing.
4) She's a plus size model, meaning that even though she has extra weight, she's probably still more fit and active than your average girl.

I don't know why anyone would rate her a 3/10, other than they prefer thinner girls. She actually looks pretty good to me.
User avatar #153 to #36 - jurto (06/22/2013) [-]
I actually think she's cute, but I seem to have a weird taste. For me, no one is more sexy than Amanda Palmer. And no one of my friends thinks she is even pretty. But, truth be told, they are mostly discouraged because she doesn't shave armpits.

Still, who the hell cares?
User avatar #154 to #153 - delphine (06/22/2013) [-]
That's because she's awesome. Kind of like I have a crush on Jeremy Irons. My friends make merciless fun of me because he's an old man... But damn his voice is sexy. He can read me to sleep any night.
User avatar #149 to #11 - waterbottlemanboy (06/22/2013) [-]
I'd rate her a 7.5/10, she's gorgeous, sexy, just a poor top and hairstyle like delphine said.
-5
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User avatar #13 to #11 - tynerd (06/21/2013) [-]
3,5/10
pros -
boobs, face
cons - fat
User avatar #17 to #1 - delphine (06/21/2013) [-]
Good luck forming any meaningful , lasting connection with a woman. I hope you're rich 'cause that's about the only way you'll keep a hot pornstar by your side.
#18 to #1 - envinite (06/21/2013) [-]
I don't want to sound like beta but   
some people prefer personality over looks   
   
Admit it, You prefer that in real life too right?
I don't want to sound like beta but
some people prefer personality over looks

Admit it, You prefer that in real life too right?
#28 to #18 - gisuar (06/21/2013) [-]
actually it's not that easy to say it in one sentence but "i don't know how to say this without being rude" girls with good personality might be fun to hang out with but they are as undateable as good looking ones with the mindset of a canary
User avatar #2 to #1 - bokkos (06/21/2013) [-]
In real life, you would.
#116 to #2 - mrpo (06/21/2013) [-]
but this is the internet
but this is the internet
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#62 - coshocker (06/21/2013) [-]
On the contrary.... This is actually true. The porn industry are always looking a new ways to bring in new people to their site or buy their movies/products. You have to take into consideration that not all people have the same fetishes. Not to mention that people like more than one fetish that goes on in the same scene. Some people want a good porn video, while others want a good porn video with good plot to it (not the cheesy ones ether).

Take this one for instance: You need to login to view this link

It's things like this that keeps the user coming back for more. It provided an interesting story line to it with a few twists but it's what some people actually want to see. Yes the link may be hentai but remember, people my have different types of fetishes than others. Doing something fresh can be hard, and this goes for any type product, not just porn, but in order to bring in new people, something like this has to be experimented with.
#105 - llanox (06/21/2013) [-]
Had to be done.
#104 - macarenaoftime (06/21/2013) [-]
**macarenaoftime rolled a random image posted in comment #117216 at Shin Anime Social Board ** what will be in the next porno
**macarenaoftime rolled a random image posted in comment #117216 at Shin Anime Social Board ** what will be in the next porno
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