The truth of war. . No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country He web it by making the other poor dumb bastard die fer his country General Geo
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The truth of war

No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country
He web it by making the other poor dumb bastard die fer his country
General George S. Patton ()
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Submitted: 06/21/2013
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User avatar #22 - sackit ONLINE (06/21/2013) [+] (15 replies)
There once was a war in creek where a king wanted to kill poseidon(the water god)
So he got alot of people to start stabbing the water with swords etc...
Since none of his soldiers got hurt he said he won the war.

Dont know if it`s true but still one of the most stupid things i`ve heard
User avatar #23 to #22 - sexyhimself (06/21/2013) [-]
have you seen Posseidon?
no?
That's right, cause that king dude ******* won
#1 - colcrockett ONLINE (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Link to the movie speech if you want it.
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Also here is a nice picture of Hitler to brighten your day.
#56 - azraelthemage (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#46 - meegal (06/21/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Military feels thread?
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User avatar #5 to #4 - schnizel (06/21/2013) [-]
Neither is your comment.
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#7 - kiska has deleted their comment [+] (39 replies)
#47 - koltan (06/21/2013) [-]
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#36 - mrsteamer has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
#37 to #36 - thesesshomaru (06/21/2013) [-]
I take it you failed history class.
#61 - goldenslumbers (06/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #16 - platipitaco (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Best quote of his iv'e heard is
As I walk through the valley of death I fear no one, for I am the meanest mother ****** in the valley!-George S Patton
#45 - butplug (06/21/2013) [-]
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
#35 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (06/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Just finished the post-nuke scene in CoD 4 literally seconds before i clicked this...
Just finished the post-nuke scene in CoD 4 literally seconds before i clicked this...
User avatar #39 to #35 - andrewjla (06/21/2013) [-]
CoD 4? dude, do you know they're making a new CoD game? it's called World At War!
#82 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
It took him that long to say it?
lel
#32 - erotictentacle ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
I beg to differ!
This is Arnold Winkelried during the battle of Sempach.
He had himself get stabbed by the frontline spears so his comrades can advance without dying. Dem switzers used to be badass back in the days.
User avatar #51 - pepemex ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
And he was so young... that poor rifle
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
Niko Bellic: War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.
User avatar #8 - zakaizer (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Field Marshall Haig had a similar outlook, and what came out of that? The Battle/Massacre of the Somme. Admittedly, we won after a few days, but soldiers were just sent to their deaths...
#18 to #8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
A few days? try around 4 and a half months...
#21 - bcsaint (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#26 to #21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
i bet ur mum has a dick
#31 - haxorman (06/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#98 to #67 - haxorman (06/21/2013) [-]
Yup. Hypocrites can make terrorist jokes all the time here but get butthurt when its in their country .
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