Wayne and Garth. .. So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn' Wayne and Garth So there I am in Sri Lanka formerly Ceylon at about 3 o'clock the morning looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldn'
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#1 - travismackie
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(06/21/2013) [-]
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
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#25 to #7 - mintea ONLINE
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Oh boy, I was just thinking that this quote from a movie would be better with meemees spewed all over it. Le thumb for you good sir.

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#42 to #7 - messerauditore
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So you added cancer to a caption from a movie. No ******* **** it didn't do well as content.
So you added cancer to a caption from a movie. No ******* **** it didn't do well as content.
#29 to #7 - ferrum
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Holy ****, what kind of faggotry is this?
#40 to #29 - retardedboss
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Sadly, the same kind that would have gotten to the front page a year or two ago.
#47 to #40 - oishiine
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2011 man, those were interesting times.
#2 to #1 - tfixari
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#6 to #2 - rockntroll
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Zaaaaaaaaaaaaang
#52 to #1 - yourmomisaslut
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(06/21/2013) [-]
"You were at woodstock, what was it like?!"

"It rained in the morning, then cleared up in the afternoon, i almost remembered something else......"
#20 - bonlino
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(06/21/2013) [-]
i may be a dumbass but i dont get the joke here
#21 to #20 - masmota
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(06/21/2013) [-]
eye, i
#36 to #21 - smoothmcgroove
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#23 to #20 - TheFlamingFlamingo
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the whole scene is about the dudes eye (which has no pigment in it which is why it's bright blue) so they are trying to avoid mentioning i/eye. It's like the mole scene in Austin Powers except it's Wayne's World
#37 to #23 - someoneforamoment
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(06/21/2013) [-]
moleymoleymoleymoleymoley
#5 - somedudeandahobo
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Only wayne's world .gif i have
Only wayne's world .gif i have
#8 to #5 - opjoopie
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#16 to #15 - opjoopie
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#17 to #16 - opjoopie
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#18 to #17 - opjoopie
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#19 to #18 - opjoopie
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
#22 to #19 - somedudeandahobo
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(06/21/2013) [-]
wow, thanks.
#24 to #22 - opjoopie
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very welcome mate.   
   
=\ and not a single thumbs was given that day...
very welcome mate.

=\ and not a single thumbs was given that day...
#28 to #24 - somedudeandahobo
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(06/21/2013) [-]
ah there yah go.
ah there yah go.
#31 to #28 - opjoopie
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(06/21/2013) [-]
YES!
YES!
#38 - yokiewartooth
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(06/21/2013) [-]
I love these movies
I love these movies
#39 to #38 - yokiewartooth
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(06/21/2013) [-]
with a passion
with a passion
#43 - lucianolp
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Wayne reminds me of Arin from Game Grumps
Wayne reminds me of Arin from Game Grumps
#46 to #43 - vanhohenheim
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(06/21/2013) [-]
What episode is this from again?
#49 to #46 - goobdol
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(06/21/2013) [-]
The episode where Arin mumbles and Jon acts obnoxious.
#45 to #43 - xainest
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(06/21/2013) [-]
You mean Arin reminds you of Wayne from Wayne's World?
#48 to #45 - anon
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Or y'know... He watched stuff from Egoraptor before he saw Wayne's World and since he saw Wayne's World after, Arin reminds him of Wayne.
#59 to #48 - anon
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(06/21/2013) [-]
or y'know you're implying he has
#62 to #59 - lucianolp
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(06/21/2013) [-]
No, he's right. I'm not really a TV kind of person. I watch more youtube than movies and stuff.
#3 - kolimm **User deleted account**
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dunt get it
#4 to #3 - teleccope ONLINE
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Usually you say "dot the i's", but when they saw how freaky the man's eyes were, ('i' sounds like 'eye'), they said "dot the lowercase j's", which, like the i, also have a dot.
#51 - weirdobullshit
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#53 to #51 - weirdobullshit
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#50 - commanderbunbun
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(06/21/2013) [-]
i'm a slow stupid bastard who does not get the ejoke
#55 to #50 - rtsgamer
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(06/21/2013) [-]
that actual saying is "dot the I's", but because of the mans eye, he said J's.
#56 to #55 - commanderbunbun
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(06/21/2013) [-]
i did not notice his eyes.
#35 - shadowalchemist
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#26 - anon
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Wait, wouldn't you not need to say the "lower case"? I mean an uppercase "I" doesn't have a dot and neither does an uppercase "J", but you don't say uppercase when you say dot the "i"'s.
#27 to #26 - travismackie
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Dude, it's just a popular saying that was actually said a lot before the movie. It doesn't have to be a capital I or J that he is talking about.
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