Wayne and Garth. . steath , traet' r and dot the.... So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn'
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Wayne and Garth

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#1 - travismackie ONLINE (06/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
User avatar #20 - bonlino (06/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i may be a dumbass but i dont get the joke here
User avatar #23 to #20 - TheFlamingFlamingo (06/21/2013) [-]
the whole scene is about the dudes eye (which has no pigment in it which is why it's bright blue) so they are trying to avoid mentioning i/eye. It's like the mole scene in Austin Powers except it's Wayne's World
#5 - somedudeandahobo (06/21/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Only wayne's world .gif i have
Only wayne's world .gif i have
#38 - yokiewartooth (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I love these movies
I love these movies
#43 - lucianolp (06/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Wayne reminds me of Arin from Game Grumps
Wayne reminds me of Arin from Game Grumps
#45 to #43 - xainest ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
You mean Arin reminds you of Wayne from Wayne's World?
User avatar #3 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
dunt get it
#4 to #3 - teleccope (06/21/2013) [-]
Usually you say "dot the i's", but when they saw how freaky the man's eyes were, ('i' sounds like 'eye'), they said "dot the lowercase j's", which, like the i, also have a dot.
#51 - weirdobullshit (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #50 - commanderbunbun (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i'm a slow stupid bastard who does not get the ejoke
User avatar #55 to #50 - rtsgamer (06/21/2013) [-]
that actual saying is "dot the I's", but because of the mans eye, he said J's.
#35 - shadowalchemist (06/21/2013) [-]
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#26 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wait, wouldn't you not need to say the "lower case"? I mean an uppercase "I" doesn't have a dot and neither does an uppercase "J", but you don't say uppercase when you say dot the "i"'s.
User avatar #27 to #26 - travismackie ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Dude, it's just a popular saying that was actually said a lot before the movie. It doesn't have to be a capital I or J that he is talking about.
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User avatar #61 - andrewjla (06/21/2013) [-]
I love Bill and Ted!
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