not my problem anymore. .. thats a nice idea >get a cheap car >kill very clean (no fingerprints and ) >park car in hood >most likely a black dude will steal the car >no one not my problem anymore thats a nice idea >get cheap car >kill very clean (no fingerprints and ) >park in hood >most likely black dude will steal the >no one
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#5 - stijnverheye
Reply +122
(06/21/2013) [-]
thats a ******* nice idea    
>get a cheap car   
>kill very clean (no fingerprints and ****)   
>park car in ****** hood   
>most likely a black dude will steal the car   
>no one believes black guys   
>??????   
>profit
thats a ******* nice idea
>get a cheap car
>kill very clean (no fingerprints and ****)
>park car in ****** hood
>most likely a black dude will steal the car
>no one believes black guys
>??????
>profit
#16 to #5 - anon
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Or you could steal a car instead. Buying it would be worse than trying to hide it in the woods or something. Most likely your victim would be someone you knew, so that body in your car would get you caught no matter how black the ****** is.
#41 to #5 - stijnverheye
Reply +1
(06/21/2013) [-]
im not sure if i feel good or scared by the fact this "way of killing" gets a amount of likes



but then again , i like likes
#7 to #5 - nextgenmidgett
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Although your idea is a good one there are some flaws, for example the body decay will be visible even without our advanced technology. Lets say you kill someone at 8:00pm by the time you get to bad area ??? 1 hours, its 9pm . could take upto few days before car is stolen unless its a nice car.   
:>>>>After about 30 minutes after time of death the body will start to show signs of the skin gets purple and waxy. The lips, finger- and toe nails fade to a pale color or turn white as the blood leaves. Blood pools at the lowest parts of the body leaving a dark purple-black stain.   
:>>>> After 12 hours the body will be in  full rigor mortis but after about 24 hours the body will return to a limp state   
>>>>>After about 24 hours the body is now the temperature of the surrounding environment, In males, the spermatozoa die. The head and neck are now a greenish-blue colour. The greenish-blue colour continues to spread to the rest of the body. There is the strong smell of rotting meat {unless the corpse is in an extremely frigid environment}   
Also the chances of not leaving a single peace of evidence in the car will be very had even on bit of hair would lock you away. Would suggest shaving head    
And aswell as that i would you a personal car as they would find it quite suspicious if you'd only just bought it.    
   
Souce: Personal experience
Although your idea is a good one there are some flaws, for example the body decay will be visible even without our advanced technology. Lets say you kill someone at 8:00pm by the time you get to bad area ??? 1 hours, its 9pm . could take upto few days before car is stolen unless its a nice car.
:>>>>After about 30 minutes after time of death the body will start to show signs of the skin gets purple and waxy. The lips, finger- and toe nails fade to a pale color or turn white as the blood leaves. Blood pools at the lowest parts of the body leaving a dark purple-black stain.
:>>>> After 12 hours the body will be in full rigor mortis but after about 24 hours the body will return to a limp state
>>>>>After about 24 hours the body is now the temperature of the surrounding environment, In males, the spermatozoa die. The head and neck are now a greenish-blue colour. The greenish-blue colour continues to spread to the rest of the body. There is the strong smell of rotting meat {unless the corpse is in an extremely frigid environment}
Also the chances of not leaving a single peace of evidence in the car will be very had even on bit of hair would lock you away. Would suggest shaving head
And aswell as that i would you a personal car as they would find it quite suspicious if you'd only just bought it.

Souce: Personal experience
#8 to #7 - stijnverheye
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(06/21/2013) [-]
>for the body decay you could try to prevent it , like a vacuum sack or fill it with bacteria killing liquid
>hair is not a problem , its your car
>dont let it seem odd you bought a car , use it 2 weeks and it will seem like a routine
bonus , destroy your previous car with a technical error or crash and say you were tired
>leave car always open and keys on lock so no hotwiring = no nosy cops
>for ****** hood , search a road without cameras , say you wanted to buy some "stuff" or get a prostitute , leave car alone => prob stolen
#20 to #5 - bronywhat
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(06/21/2013) [-]
At that point wouldn't it be easier to just put the dead guy in some black persons car?
At that point wouldn't it be easier to just put the dead guy in some black persons car?
#21 to #20 - yuukoku
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(06/21/2013) [-]
That GIF is terrifying.
#22 to #21 - bronywhat
Reply +2
(06/21/2013) [-]
it is?
#24 to #22 - yuukoku
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(06/21/2013) [-]
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Yes.
#25 to #24 - confusedasian
Reply +3
(06/21/2013) [-]
What the **** is that?
What the **** is that?
#50 to #25 - adu
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
The Poughkeepsie Tapes. I've seen it, and yes, the scene from the gif is longer, and yes, she is kill.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Poughkeepsie_Tapes
#31 to #24 - icameheretotroll ONLINE
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(06/21/2013) [-]
aaagh that's the thing from my nightmares
#26 to #24 - metallitroller
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
source of this gif?
#35 to #26 - anon
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
The Poughkeepsie Tapes.
#51 to #35 - mrmoonlightt
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
and now I can't stop watching this footage
I didn't plan on sleeping tonight anyway
#30 to #26 - yuukoku
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(06/21/2013) [-]
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no sauce. Nobody knows where it's from. Seriously, I found it randomly when scrolling through anime. It was completely out of place. Still can't find sauce.
#2 - europe
Reply +66
(06/21/2013) [-]
Imagine his reaction
#9 - bronywhat
Reply +63
(06/21/2013) [-]
My dad worked at a carwash place as a teenager (the kind where you get out and sit somewhere while they take your car and clean it) and while vaccuming under one customers seat he found a big bag of weed. His face when he stole that **** and the customer couldn't report it or anything because it was weed.
My dad worked at a carwash place as a teenager (the kind where you get out and sit somewhere while they take your car and clean it) and while vaccuming under one customers seat he found a big bag of weed. His face when he stole that **** and the customer couldn't report it or anything because it was weed.
#33 to #9 - naziwalrusbastard
Reply +1
(06/21/2013) [-]
If that happened around my area, your dad would have most likely have been beaten up for it after he finished work.
In fact, probably anywhere really.
#57 to #33 - bronywhat
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
it was thirty or so years ago, and multiple guys work on the same car at different times.
maybe the guy was a beta stoner, idk
#29 to #9 - bkceallaigh
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Well my step-dad had a carwash and we always had to go out there and empty the trashcans and sweep it up and re-fill the soap and stuff and one time I saw someones butt pressed against a van window. I told my step-dad and he asked them to leave.   
   
MFW I realized they were having sex.
Well my step-dad had a carwash and we always had to go out there and empty the trashcans and sweep it up and re-fill the soap and stuff and one time I saw someones butt pressed against a van window. I told my step-dad and he asked them to leave.

MFW I realized they were having sex.
#11 to #9 - qubot [OP]
Reply +8
(06/21/2013) [-]
did u smoke it
#12 to #11 - bronywhat
Reply +13
(06/21/2013) [-]
I wasn't alive yet.
#14 to #12 - qubot [OP]
Reply +17
(06/21/2013) [-]
so thats how u were born
#13 to #12 - baconfattie
Reply +12
(06/21/2013) [-]
So, did you?
#17 to #13 - bronywhat
Reply +10
(06/21/2013) [-]
Yes.
#1 - noobier
Reply +25
(06/21/2013) [-]
dexter in a nutshell?
#3 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
marty pls
#15 to #1 - allnamesaretaken
Reply +1
(06/21/2013) [-]
He hides his secrets well..
He hides his secrets well..
#28 - fukyeahraptorr
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(06/21/2013) [-]
#49 to #28 - anon
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
Passage 52 is my favourite.
#32 - carlose
Reply +8
(06/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#43 to #32 - anon
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
i am not ashamed to say i clicked that.
#36 to #32 - bitchplzzz
Reply +2
(06/21/2013) [-]
Trackpad.
#19 - tylosaurus ONLINE
Reply +7
(06/21/2013) [-]
License plate.
#42 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
bodies in the trunk of a stolen car ... it wouldnt matter if the license plate connect it back to the owner ...
#45 to #42 - tylosaurus ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
Look below.
#34 to #19 - vatra
Reply +6
(06/21/2013) [-]
So? They'll find the thief with a stolen car and bodies in the trunk, they'll assume the thief is also the murderer.
#37 to #34 - tylosaurus ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
When you own a car, you'll find most of the parts of the car has your finger-prints.
but yeah, I guess so.
Just saying that they can find the culprit based on other things via the license plate.
#39 to #37 - vatra
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
Like I said, they find the guy with the stolen car, so they'll notify they found your car, and they are sorry they cannot return it currently because it is being used as evidence in a murder trial against the thief.
#44 to #39 - tylosaurus ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
Or both of them will be busted.
One for murder, one for theft.

What if the thief admits to have stolen the car, but not murdered the people?
Boom, investigation is needed and the one who killed will most likely be caught.
#52 to #44 - vatra
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
That's true, but as long as you left no physical evidence, (Prints on the body, a murder weapon that can be traced back to you.) they have nothing, it is your car your prints are going to be all over it, that isn't evidence.
#54 to #52 - tylosaurus ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, indeed.
Guess it all depends on the evidence.
They could also research the contacts that one person had.
People usually kill for a reason.
Or the damage done.
#56 to #54 - vatra
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
That would be evidence, if they could establish a motive, the correct one anyway, it's all over for you, so many pieces of the puzzle just seem to fall in to place once the proper motive is found.

Accidentally replied to twi's comment below..
#46 to #44 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
now call in the dancing lobsters
#55 to #46 - vatra
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#53 to #46 - vatra
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
I heard you got permabanned?
#47 to #46 - tylosaurus ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
Kay.
Twi, come.
#23 - yuukoku
Reply +6
(06/21/2013) [-]
>Drive the car to a dock
>Wipe the steering wheel
>Check for hair or anything left in the car
>Position bodies in seats
>Sit on the driver
>Drive toward the dock and jump out
>Let it sink
>"**** if, let the fish explain the bodies in the car."
#4 - anunamoose
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
**anunamoose rolled a random comment #15 posted by psyachu at *gasp* ** :
Okay, people, let me do the math for you. 100 Miles/minute is 1.666667 Miles/second (100 miles/min / 60 seconds/min). Since there are 1609.34 meters in a mile, convert the miles to meters and you got 2682 m/s (meters/second). The speed of light is 299,792,458 m/s, way, WAY faster than the speed you're saying we're moving.

I don't doubt that we're moving at the speed you said due to Earth's rotation, but please check the math before you proclaim that we're moving at the speed of light.

My excuse for the bodies in the trunk.
#6 to #4 - jurto
Reply +2
(06/21/2013) [-]
Seems legit.
#58 to #6 - psyachu
Reply -1
(06/22/2013) [-]
That is ALWAYS the best explanation for bodies in the trunk.
#27 - anon
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
Of course, if you report it stolen they will probably blame the bodies on the thief anyway. Assuming they're reasonably fresh, that is.
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