The tale of Ivan. russians. Anonymous (ID: ) ( Thu) 17: hlt Hello ml, let me tell you the tale about Ivan. (Pic related) Be me walking around in school I am not
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The tale of Ivan

Anonymous (ID: ) ( Thu) 17: hlt
Hello ml, let me tell you the tale about Ivan. (Pic related)
Be me walking around in school
I am not a guy with a lot of friends or whatsoever
New Russian guy at my school
lean_ jpg
I accompany him
I ask why he went off his previous school
I got kicked out because i beat up a gang"
we no way he beat up a gang
Continue not believing him
We chat for a while and went to the canteen
We stand in the line
I see the 4 guys who always bully me standing infront of us
Head ofthe bully dicks turns around his head
Sup faggot
I say nothing
What' s the matter, oh, i see you have a new friend
Ivan: "yeah so?’
Nothing, ijust want to warn you guys to use condom" says bully dickhead
other bullies laughing like retarted Italians
Ivan suddenly ******* rages
He throws one punch ' s sst bully
s second bully with second hit
s third bully with other punch
s fourth bully after 2 hits
Everybody shocked
Ivan just ' d four biggest bullies on our school
Ivan and i became best friends since then
basked
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tyour. =:
lli::. =: Sulivan
Hayami,
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Submitted: 06/20/2013
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User avatar #3 - lazybrainz (06/20/2013) [-]
dont care if real or not 10/10 and would make a film of it.
User avatar #5 to #3 - awildniglet (06/21/2013) [-]
I would love to see this as a movie
#6 - opjoopie (06/21/2013) [-]
This...   
   
This was literally on frontpage about an hour ago.   
   
Like.. 			*******		 seriously. What the 			****		?   
I'm not one to whine about respoting but this is just ridiculous..
This...

This was literally on frontpage about an hour ago.

Like.. ******* seriously. What the **** ?
I'm not one to whine about respoting but this is just ridiculous..
#23 to #6 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Was about to say the same thing. At least give it a day or two.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sharklazers ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Link, please? I hadn't seen it on FJ. I saw it on 4chan, thought it looked cool so I screencapped it, put it together and posted it
#8 to #7 - opjoopie (06/21/2013) [-]
It's expired, can't find it anymore   
But whatever, I'll not whine about it.
It's expired, can't find it anymore
But whatever, I'll not whine about it.
#9 to #8 - sharklazers ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
"It's expired, can't find it anymore "
"It's expired, can't find it anymore "
#10 to #9 - opjoopie (06/21/2013) [-]
Ah yea, I always make up something is a repost for fun.

Posts expire after 24 hours mate, they go to the list of all time uploads.. If you wanna digg around in there to find it, please do, the title is something along the lines of "crazy russians"...
#11 to #10 - sharklazers ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Just go in your history?
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User avatar #15 to #13 - sharklazers ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
My content : 20 hours ago
The other content : 19 hours ago

******* retards
User avatar #16 to #6 - sharklazers ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
My content : 20 hours ago
The other content : 19 hours ago

******* retards
#17 to #16 - opjoopie (06/21/2013) [-]
Funny how my second comment was a thumbs up saying whatever, I'll not whine about it, and you had to be a bitch about it anyway.   
   
It's the internet mate, miscommunications happen. Next time save yourself some anger and just chill a bit..
Funny how my second comment was a thumbs up saying whatever, I'll not whine about it, and you had to be a bitch about it anyway.

It's the internet mate, miscommunications happen. Next time save yourself some anger and just chill a bit..
User avatar #18 to #17 - sharklazers ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
You did all get pissy about it being a repost, even though it wasn't. Before saying something is a repost, check the content dates you piece of **** .
#24 to #18 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
This isn't even your OC. Why are you getting so defensive about something you didn't write?
#20 to #18 - opjoopie (06/21/2013) [-]
Calm down man
Calm down man
User avatar #12 to #6 - nevrit (06/21/2013) [-]
Yea, you kinda made the "expired" part up for not wanting to go back and find the content. Here is the thing, the one you are talking about was posted almost half an hour after this one. In all fairness both people could be 4chan users, or just the other guy reposted with another picture attachted. Here is the link www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/The+tale+of+a+Russian+guy+named+Ivan/DamrGQn/
#19 to #12 - opjoopie (06/21/2013) [-]
Didn't make it up, just honestly thought it was expired since I couldn't see it anymore.   
   
 anyway, this guy seems like a cunt anyway so it doesn't quite matter.
Didn't make it up, just honestly thought it was expired since I couldn't see it anymore.

anyway, this guy seems like a cunt anyway so it doesn't quite matter.
User avatar #14 to #12 - sharklazers ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
My content : 20 hours ago
The other content : 19 hours ago

******* retards
#22 - ninjabadger ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
******* Ivan
User avatar #21 - dvdfaust ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Amazing story. hope you get the thumbs for actually capping it from 4chan. Just... why'd you wait a week or 2 to post it?
#1 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
Obvious pasta is obvious .
User avatar #2 to #1 - sharklazers ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
The thread from which the picture was taken is OC
#4 - sabison (06/20/2013) [-]
These are the negros
These are the negros
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