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#5 - iliekcereal
Reply +346
(06/21/2013) [-]
1/3 of the time: I want a relationship, but not necessarily with sex. I want love.
1/3 of the time: I want a cock-hungry slut just so I can have lots and lots of sex and do generally disgusting and immoral things.
1/3 of the time: Yay masturbation, who needs an actual woman
#26 to #5 - alltimetens
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(06/21/2013) [-]
That leaves us with that .33% repeating left. Which one is it?
#57 to #26 - anon
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(06/21/2013) [-]
it's a regular 1:3 fraction, not 3,33 or something

1:3+1:3+1:3= (1+1+1)/3 = 3/3 = 1
#30 to #26 - anon
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(06/21/2013) [-]
The fractions add up to 1, there is no remainder...
#31 to #26 - seenaman
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(06/21/2013) [-]
1/3 = 33.3333 herp so its 99.9999999999999999****
#42 to #5 - qpcugh
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(06/21/2013) [-]
- Not looking for a relationship
- Not looking for a sex, still a virgin as a matter of fact
- Don't masturbate, but i used to (after all, i AM a guy)

- also i am not gay

Do I win the Internet?
#88 to #42 - bulbakip
Reply +14
(06/21/2013) [-]
No, you win priest school.
#89 to #42 - sadweyo **User deleted account**
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#91 to #89 - qpcugh
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(06/21/2013) [-]
never said i wasn't attracted to women
#111 to #91 - coolcalx
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(06/21/2013) [-]
asexual =/= lack of attraction
#136 to #111 - lolollo ONLINE
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Yes...that's exactly what "asexual" means. Where the **** are you getting your information?
#147 to #136 - coolcalx
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(06/22/2013) [-]
sexual attraction =/= romantic attraction
#148 to #147 - lolollo ONLINE
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(06/22/2013) [-]
You didn't specify either one of those two, though, all you said was "attraction" and since we're talking about sex, what in the hell was I supposed to assume?
#149 to #148 - coolcalx
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(06/23/2013) [-]
you shouldn't assume anything. I think it's pretty clear in the context what I meant.
#150 to #149 - lolollo ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/23/2013) [-]
No, it's not. Just because it's clear to you doesn't mean it's clear to everyone.
#145 to #42 - zaperzero
Reply 0
(06/22/2013) [-]
Asexual, or just strongly willed. Also, don't get cocky cus you don't fap.
#141 to #42 - swimmingprodigy
Reply 0
(06/22/2013) [-]
No but youre probably a wizard.
#138 to #42 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/22/2013) [-]
No.
#143 to #42 - nortledrones
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(06/22/2013) [-]
It means you're probably unattractive and you are using that as an excuse.
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#137 to #5 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE
Reply -1
(06/22/2013) [-]
Wow that is literally me.
#6 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
i would like all 3 please.
#11 to #6 - iforgetwhattosay
Reply +42
(06/21/2013) [-]
you're a dreamer. i admire that.
#12 to #5 - anon
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(06/21/2013) [-]
what about the other third of the time? you want guys right
#16 to #12 - nightdude
Reply +4
(06/21/2013) [-]
are you retarded?
#20 to #12 - envinite
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(06/21/2013) [-]
#40 to #5 - xboxperks
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
WHY ARE YOU IN MY BRAIN!?
#14 to #5 - theacespecialist ONLINE
Reply +5
(06/21/2013) [-]
Good god that's accurate
#61 to #5 - chaoticlaw
Reply +12
(06/21/2013) [-]
Get out of my head.
#28 to #5 - augustusxxiv
Reply +19
(06/21/2013) [-]
Fix'd   
   
2/3 of the time:  I want a cock-hungry slut just so I can have lots and lots of sex and do generally disgusting and immoral things   
1/3 of the time: I want a loving relationship with a cock-hungry slut so I can have lots and lots of sex and do generally disgusting and immoral thing
Fix'd

2/3 of the time: I want a cock-hungry slut just so I can have lots and lots of sex and do generally disgusting and immoral things
1/3 of the time: I want a loving relationship with a cock-hungry slut so I can have lots and lots of sex and do generally disgusting and immoral thing
#8 to #5 - rodriguezmlt
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(06/21/2013) [-]
so true it hurts
#10 - afreeti ONLINE
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(06/21/2013) [-]
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#34 to #15 - DangerToManifold
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#49 to #10 - silverlance
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(06/21/2013) [-]
"My penis is a dick"
2deep4me
#66 to #49 - plataeiou
Reply +1
(06/21/2013) [-]
Don't like it deep?
#142 to #66 - silverlance
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(06/22/2013) [-]
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#2 - thype
Reply +68
(06/21/2013) [-]
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#132 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
I think he has cum in his eye
#17 to #2 - animeartlover
Reply +6
(06/21/2013) [-]
Wtf is up with his eye..
#21 to #17 - envinite
Reply +30
(06/21/2013) [-]
he has special eyes.
#22 to #21 - animeartlover
Reply +13
(06/21/2013) [-]
My brand!
#75 to #22 - rakaka
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#37 - alucord
Reply +42
(06/21/2013) [-]
Don't you just hate it when your boner starts talking to you?
#67 to #37 - lolrushero
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#123 to #67 - babbylicious
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(06/21/2013) [-]
#33 - Kairyuka
Reply +41
(06/21/2013) [-]
I don't care about the sex. I want an emotional relationship based on trust and mutual attraction and like. The sex is an afterthought at best. Of course I'm curious and such, but I just want someone to be with and have fun with for now.
#116 to #33 - thebearthatcares
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(06/21/2013) [-]
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#128 to #116 - Kairyuka
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(06/21/2013) [-]
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#36 to #33 - anon
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Exactly my thoughts. I want someone who cares about me, loves me, trusts me, y'know? Sure, I'd like the sex, but I want it to mean something.
#39 to #33 - thestupidstopper **User deleted account**
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#41 to #33 - fukkendragonite
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(06/21/2013) [-]
I'm the same right now, but I'm assured that the more sex you have, the less you'll feel like this. Eventually you'll just crave sex, and then that drive leaves when you reach your 40's and 50's. 20's and 30's, prepare to desire a lotta *******
#92 to #41 - Kairyuka
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
You say that because you don't know me
#95 to #92 - fukkendragonite
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
You're right, I don't know you, and I can't make assumptions about you. What I do know for a fact though is that I'm exactly the same as what you just described, and people always just tell me that they were the same but around their mid to late twenties that all went out of the door.
#98 to #95 - Kairyuka
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Well not the people I've been talking to. And frankly, I've never cared as much about sex as my fellow teenagers apparently do. It's not something I feel the urge to do with anyone as of yet. And I'm reaching my 20s
#99 to #98 - fukkendragonite
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Well I'm reaching my 20s too. I'm 18. Maybe me and you are different. Who knows? All we can do is see what happens. Just remember- to thine own self be true. If you still feel that way when you're older, stick to it.
#100 to #99 - Kairyuka
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah. In the end, no matter what others say you "should" be like or you "should" become, you should only be who you want to be.
#64 to #33 - jakefenris
Reply +11
(06/21/2013) [-]
Making love with that special someone, when you meet them, will always be better than any sex you could have with a one-nighter.
#93 to #64 - Kairyuka
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah. I think sex should come as a natural result of the feelings you share for each other, not as something you just do just because it tickles your wiener. That's just masturbation.
#7 - fladen
Reply +24
(06/21/2013) [-]
sucks when the girl doesnt believe you cause they feel all guys are like that.
#27 to #7 - alltimetens
Reply +7
(06/21/2013) [-]
Then I have some news for you...


That isn't the right girl.
#103 to #27 - anon
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(06/21/2013) [-]
Then what about all the girls who did believe that the guy wanted a loving relationship and not just sex, but then they realize that the guy was very clearly lying?

I here SO much through out the media and through all the other males I've met that all a younger male really wants is sex of some sort from a girl and rarely much of anything else. I hear many of my adult male peers that they were like that when they were young and that I should watch out for myself.

How the HELL are we supposed to know when a guy really wants something other than sex when he will act anyway in order to get it?
#144 to #103 - fladen
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(06/22/2013) [-]
thats why, it ******* sucks cause they dont believe you when you say its not what you care for
#77 - pootington
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(06/21/2013) [-]
#94 to #77 - theorangefox ONLINE
Reply +1
(06/21/2013) [-]
Whenever I need to take a ****.   
   
Don't touch the bowl   
Don't touch the bowl   
DON'T TOUCH THE ******* BOWL!   
GODDAMMIT!
Whenever I need to take a ****.

Don't touch the bowl
Don't touch the bowl
DON'T TOUCH THE ******* BOWL!
GODDAMMIT!
#108 to #94 - majortomcomics
Reply +1
(06/21/2013) [-]
WHAT HAVE THRUSTERS DONE TO THE SNIPER?
I'm playing GMod right now
#84 to #77 - desiduratum
Reply +8
(06/21/2013) [-]
This might help!
This might help!
#86 to #84 - pootington
Reply +6
(06/21/2013) [-]
That'll do it..
#65 - gamingtales
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(06/21/2013) [-]
#78 - mvtjets
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(06/21/2013) [-]
#4 - adu
Reply +8
(06/21/2013) [-]
Why is his hair burnt french fries...