Said no Teenage boy ever.... One Piece and Fairy Tail forum... 1/3 of the time: I want a relationship, but not necessarily with sex. I want love. 1/3 of the time: I want a cock-hungry slut just so I can have lots and lots o
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User avatar #5 - iliekcereal (06/21/2013) [-]
1/3 of the time: I want a relationship, but not necessarily with sex. I want love.
1/3 of the time: I want a cock-hungry slut just so I can have lots and lots of sex and do generally disgusting and immoral things.
1/3 of the time: Yay masturbation, who needs an actual woman
#12 to #5 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
what about the other third of the time? you want guys right
#16 to #12 - nightdude (06/21/2013) [-]
are you retarded?
User avatar #26 to #5 - alltimetens ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
That leaves us with that .33% repeating left. Which one is it?
#30 to #26 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
The fractions add up to 1, there is no remainder...
#57 to #26 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
it's a regular 1:3 fraction, not 3,33 or something

1:3+1:3+1:3= (1+1+1)/3 = 3/3 = 1
#31 to #26 - seenaman (06/21/2013) [-]
1/3 = 33.3333 herp so its 99.9999999999999999****
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User avatar #40 to #5 - xboxperks (06/21/2013) [-]
WHY ARE YOU IN MY BRAIN!?
User avatar #137 to #5 - AlexPaincakes (06/22/2013) [-]
Wow that is literally me.
#42 to #5 - qpcugh (06/21/2013) [-]
- Not looking for a relationship
- Not looking for a sex, still a virgin as a matter of fact
- Don't masturbate, but i used to (after all, i AM a guy)

- also i am not gay

Do I win the Internet?
#88 to #42 - bulbakip (06/21/2013) [-]
No, you win priest school.
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User avatar #91 to #89 - qpcugh (06/21/2013) [-]
never said i wasn't attracted to women
User avatar #111 to #91 - coolcalx (06/21/2013) [-]
asexual =/= lack of attraction
User avatar #136 to #111 - lolollo (06/22/2013) [-]
Yes...that's exactly what "asexual" means. Where the **** are you getting your information?
User avatar #147 to #136 - coolcalx (06/22/2013) [-]
sexual attraction =/= romantic attraction
User avatar #148 to #147 - lolollo (06/22/2013) [-]
You didn't specify either one of those two, though, all you said was "attraction" and since we're talking about sex, what in the hell was I supposed to assume?
User avatar #149 to #148 - coolcalx (06/23/2013) [-]
you shouldn't assume anything. I think it's pretty clear in the context what I meant.
User avatar #150 to #149 - lolollo (06/23/2013) [-]
No, it's not. Just because it's clear to you doesn't mean it's clear to everyone.
User avatar #145 to #42 - zaperzero (06/22/2013) [-]
Asexual, or just strongly willed. Also, don't get cocky cus you don't fap.
User avatar #143 to #42 - nortledrones (06/22/2013) [-]
It means you're probably unattractive and you are using that as an excuse.
User avatar #141 to #42 - swimmingprodigy (06/22/2013) [-]
No but youre probably a wizard.
User avatar #14 to #5 - theacespecialist (06/21/2013) [-]
Good god that's accurate
#28 to #5 - augustusxxiv (06/21/2013) [-]
Fix'd   
   
2/3 of the time:  I want a cock-hungry slut just so I can have lots and lots of sex and do generally disgusting and immoral things   
1/3 of the time: I want a loving relationship with a cock-hungry slut so I can have lots and lots of sex and do generally disgusting and immoral thing
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2/3 of the time: I want a cock-hungry slut just so I can have lots and lots of sex and do generally disgusting and immoral things
1/3 of the time: I want a loving relationship with a cock-hungry slut so I can have lots and lots of sex and do generally disgusting and immoral thing
#61 to #5 - chaoticlaw (06/21/2013) [-]
Get out of my head.
#6 to #5 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
i would like all 3 please.
User avatar #11 to #6 - iforgetwhattosay (06/21/2013) [-]
you're a dreamer. i admire that.
#8 to #5 - rodriguezmlt ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
so true it hurts
#10 - afreeti ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
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#49 to #10 - silverlance (06/21/2013) [-]
"My penis is a dick"
2deep4me
User avatar #66 to #49 - plataeiou (06/21/2013) [-]
Don't like it deep?
#37 - alucord (06/21/2013) [-]
Don't you just hate it when your boner starts talking to you?
#2 - thype (06/21/2013) [-]
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#132 to #2 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
I think he has cum in his eye
User avatar #17 to #2 - animeartlover (06/21/2013) [-]
Wtf is up with his eye..
User avatar #21 to #17 - envinite (06/21/2013) [-]
he has special eyes.
User avatar #22 to #21 - animeartlover (06/21/2013) [-]
My brand!
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#77 - pootington ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
#94 to #77 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Whenever I need to take a 			****		.   
   
Don't touch the bowl   
Don't touch the bowl   
DON'T TOUCH THE 			*******		 BOWL!   
GODDAMMIT!
Whenever I need to take a **** .

Don't touch the bowl
Don't touch the bowl
DON'T TOUCH THE ******* BOWL!
GODDAMMIT!
User avatar #108 to #94 - majortomcomics (06/21/2013) [-]
WHAT HAVE THRUSTERS DONE TO THE SNIPER?
I'm playing GMod right now
#84 to #77 - desiduratum (06/21/2013) [-]
This might help!
This might help!
#86 to #84 - pootington ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
That'll do it..
User avatar #33 - Kairyuka ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
I don't care about the sex. I want an emotional relationship based on trust and mutual attraction and like. The sex is an afterthought at best. Of course I'm curious and such, but I just want someone to be with and have fun with for now.
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User avatar #41 to #33 - fukkendragonite (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm the same right now, but I'm assured that the more sex you have, the less you'll feel like this. Eventually you'll just crave sex, and then that drive leaves when you reach your 40's and 50's. 20's and 30's, prepare to desire a lotta *******
User avatar #92 to #41 - Kairyuka ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
You say that because you don't know me
User avatar #95 to #92 - fukkendragonite (06/21/2013) [-]
You're right, I don't know you, and I can't make assumptions about you. What I do know for a fact though is that I'm exactly the same as what you just described, and people always just tell me that they were the same but around their mid to late twenties that all went out of the door.
User avatar #98 to #95 - Kairyuka ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Well not the people I've been talking to. And frankly, I've never cared as much about sex as my fellow teenagers apparently do. It's not something I feel the urge to do with anyone as of yet. And I'm reaching my 20s
User avatar #99 to #98 - fukkendragonite (06/21/2013) [-]
Well I'm reaching my 20s too. I'm 18. Maybe me and you are different. Who knows? All we can do is see what happens. Just remember- to thine own self be true. If you still feel that way when you're older, stick to it.
User avatar #100 to #99 - Kairyuka ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah. In the end, no matter what others say you "should" be like or you "should" become, you should only be who you want to be.
#128 to #116 - Kairyuka ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
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#36 to #33 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Exactly my thoughts. I want someone who cares about me, loves me, trusts me, y'know? Sure, I'd like the sex, but I want it to mean something.
User avatar #64 to #33 - jakefenris (06/21/2013) [-]
Making love with that special someone, when you meet them, will always be better than any sex you could have with a one-nighter.
User avatar #93 to #64 - Kairyuka ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah. I think sex should come as a natural result of the feelings you share for each other, not as something you just do just because it tickles your wiener. That's just masturbation.
#1 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
It seems to be nothing like that. It's more like having that angel and demon combo on your shoulders and the demon's going "It's natural, people do these things, it'll feel great, and it's healthy to a fair extent." and the angel looks you dead in the eye, shrugs, and says "Yea it's pretty ******* awesome." Sometimes, I just don't understand where the writers get that kind of crap.
#7 - fladen (06/21/2013) [-]
sucks when the girl doesnt believe you cause they feel all guys are like that.
User avatar #27 to #7 - alltimetens ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Then I have some news for you...


That isn't the right girl.
#103 to #27 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Then what about all the girls who did believe that the guy wanted a loving relationship and not just sex, but then they realize that the guy was very clearly lying?

I here SO much through out the media and through all the other males I've met that all a younger male really wants is sex of some sort from a girl and rarely much of anything else. I hear many of my adult male peers that they were like that when they were young and that I should watch out for myself.

How the HELL are we supposed to know when a guy really wants something other than sex when he will act anyway in order to get it?
User avatar #144 to #103 - fladen (06/22/2013) [-]
thats why, it ******* sucks cause they dont believe you when you say its not what you care for
User avatar #4 - adu (06/21/2013) [-]
Why is his hair burnt french fries...
#3 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
More say this then you think. contrary to popular belief, we do have control over our dicks. try it some time
#109 - obliviousduck (06/21/2013) [-]
I HAD THAT BOOK WHEN I WAS NINE!   
My mum bought it for me.   
She told me to ask her anything. So, I didn't understand the word masturbation, which was in the book and they didn't explain it. I asked her and she told me to ask my dad because he would know more about it. Most awkward conversation I've ever had to this date.   
MFW
I HAD THAT BOOK WHEN I WAS NINE!
My mum bought it for me.
She told me to ask her anything. So, I didn't understand the word masturbation, which was in the book and they didn't explain it. I asked her and she told me to ask my dad because he would know more about it. Most awkward conversation I've ever had to this date.
MFW
User avatar #104 to #63 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Oh that's just wrong.
#32 - jugularj (06/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #121 - Loppytaffy (06/21/2013) [-]
"Said no teenage boy ever"
Wow. **** feminism, we still need to work on male myths.
Imagine this; you're a gay boy, and you are (quite rightly) nervous about taking it for the first time. Would say that no teenage boy has even said "I'm not ready"?
#133 to #121 - caitsithiix (06/21/2013) [-]
People all variety's and variations have prefer to wait until they feel ready, whether they admit it or not. Some have no problem going right at it the first time, everyone's different. It's just cause of T.V and movies that people think only girls feel "un-ready" because the men usually portray the sex driven characters. But as for the gay guy unsure about receiving, there are ways to go about seeing what it's like before actually doing it with someone first. I'm a male, who happens to be gay, but I didn't really worry about that, I worried more about how awkward it would be the first time, and it really wasn't that awkward, just be confident
#134 to #133 - caitsithiix (06/21/2013) [-]
Wow, I must have typed this fast, it's missing some words and has poor sentence structure...but you catch my drift.
#135 to #134 - caitsithiix (06/21/2013) [-]
Confident, and make sure you're ready. M'kay I'll stop repeatedly posting now, g'day everyone
#122 to #121 - thelordofbutthurt (06/21/2013) [-]
1)OP is a dude...   
2)OP is not feminist   
3)You'd still wanna get sucked off and you know it.   
4) I'm OP (shocker)    
   
inb4 OP sucks cock/is a phaggot.
1)OP is a dude...
2)OP is not feminist
3)You'd still wanna get sucked off and you know it.
4) I'm OP (shocker)

inb4 OP sucks cock/is a phaggot.
User avatar #97 - pepemex (06/21/2013) [-]
Sex ed should teach people how to use protection but also abstinence. See how much fun a "sex life" is when you get herpes or HPV for kissing someone... it's not worth it just for a few moments of pleasure.
#105 to #97 - cannibislover (06/21/2013) [-]
You make a valid point. But many of us last more than a few moments. I think they have websites to help with that though.
You make a valid point. But many of us last more than a few moments. I think they have websites to help with that though.
User avatar #106 to #97 - majortomcomics (06/21/2013) [-]
You can't get HPV from kissing someone, but you can get herpes. (They think it might, but they are not completely sure it is caused by kissing) Also, they taught abstinence just as much as they taught to protect in my school, and it's smarter to teach more about protection since sex is inevitable.
User avatar #119 to #106 - pepemex (06/21/2013) [-]
It's not inevitable, it's a choice. Unless you're raped or something like that.
User avatar #120 to #119 - majortomcomics (06/21/2013) [-]
Sex between teens, for the most part, is going to happen. So it's smarter to teach more about protection than abstinence, since those who choose to stay abstinent usually have their minds made up and, as for the rest, they will probably end up having sex before marriage at one point.
#115 to #106 - aserock (06/21/2013) [-]
... Inevitable?
#117 to #115 - majortomcomics (06/21/2013) [-]
Do I have to repeat myself?
User avatar #126 to #117 - aserock (06/21/2013) [-]
See pepemex, he knows **** .
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