Quetzalcoatlus. Not OC. NO BUT SERIOUSLY WHY DOES ND ONE TALK ABOUT THE ?! I MEAN, JESUS F, CHRIST. HERD ) AIN' T SHA' l' NEXT TD THESE Em ER FUD HERE ATE BABY  dinosaur Quetzalcoatlus
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Quetzalcoatlus

NO BUT SERIOUSLY
WHY DOES ND ONE TALK ABOUT THE ?!
I MEAN, JESUS F, CHRIST.
HERD ) AIN' T SHA' l' NEXT TD THESE Em ER FUD HERE
******* ATE BABY ! S FOR BRUNCH,
THE SKIES AT M MILES PER , AND THEN
DOWN AND FADE EFF.
*******
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#128 - crazyolitis (06/21/2013) [-]
They all went extinct after the T-rex invented flight.
#195 to #128 - swedishmeatball (06/21/2013) [-]
At first I thought the Triceratops in the background were Reapers...
User avatar #11 - cumbersome (06/20/2013) [-]
Because no one can pronounce it's name, that's why.
User avatar #84 to #11 - meganinja ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
(Ko-Et-Za-Ko-ot-all-us)
User avatar #338 to #11 - popkornking (06/21/2013) [-]
It's like Ketsel-co-otlis
#354 to #11 - shadowalchemist (06/21/2013) [-]
like paterradactal is easier
User avatar #25 to #11 - trollololing (06/21/2013) [-]
Not to be Buzz Killington, but:
ketz-ull-coe-at (at as in the word at)-ul-lus
User avatar #135 to #11 - daentraya (06/21/2013) [-]
Is this by any chance named after some God of inka/mayan/aztec culture?
User avatar #161 to #135 - kevinspacey **User deleted account** (06/21/2013) [-]
I was thinking about that name earlier today when trying to remember the name of the last Inca emperor and the explorer that took over the empire. Apparently i wan wrong, he is a serpent god that the Aztec amongst others believed in. The dinosaur was named after the god Quetzalcoatl
User avatar #162 to #161 - daentraya (06/21/2013) [-]
I should learn some more so i can differentiate between the three cultures, but all i know of them is merged together. And that serpent god looks pretty dahm weird and is often seen with wings. Quite a fitting name
User avatar #307 to #162 - snowshark (06/21/2013) [-]
If you want some distinctions. The Mayans were mainly in the mountains and their building style was so effective that simple houses still exist today really sturdily preserved whereas the Aztecs built their largest and most astounding city in the middle of a lake.

(They were told to find an Eagle on a Rock with a Serpent in it's talons, representative of their god, to an extent, and they actually managed to find such a specific and short-lived sight. In the centre of a lake. Still, points for not giving up.)
User avatar #123 to #11 - yeahvinyl (06/21/2013) [-]
KWETS-al-CO-at-lus

and I only know this because I learned it on ************* DINO DAN.
User avatar #223 to #123 - snowshark (06/21/2013) [-]
Officially it's more like 'Ket-sal-co-atlus' as it's named after the flying Aztec snake-god which also drops the 'w'.
#285 to #223 - Rascal (06/21/2013) [-]
Cortes is love, Cortes is life.
User avatar #305 to #285 - snowshark (06/21/2013) [-]
Actually, considering Cortez brought over the Black Death with him which ravaged the Aztecs past the point of decimation (which is one in ten) and more to the effect of octicimation (eight in ten) it's more like.

Cortez is death, Cortez is desruction.

Cortez is also a greedy bastard but that's beside the point.
User avatar #240 to #123 - TommyV (06/21/2013) [-]
Kets-al*
User avatar #20 to #11 - xyxoz (06/21/2013) [-]
No, it's easy. It's pronounced Quetzalcoatlus.
#170 - kidsquicker (06/21/2013) [-]
It may match the height of a giraffe, but can it match... it's rhythm?
It may match the height of a giraffe, but can it match... it's rhythm?
#271 to #170 - Rascal (06/21/2013) [-]
SWAG
#48 - Pestilence (06/21/2013) [-]
The beak looks easy enough to break, but I don't think that tail is coming off.

#71 to #48 - aasherknight (06/21/2013) [-]
I love me some Monster Hunter
I love me some Monster Hunter
#337 to #71 - Rascal (06/21/2013) [-]
I need to know what video this is from.
User avatar #345 to #337 - aasherknight (06/21/2013) [-]
Gamer Poop: Skyrim #1
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#83 to #48 - MoparMan (06/21/2013) [-]
Ohho, it's coming off, alright.

#194 - asgerfyr (06/21/2013) [-]
brings me back to my favorite picture from 4chan, hands down
#275 to #194 - Rascal (06/21/2013) [-]
Where da penis?
#144 - Cyraxx (06/21/2013) [-]
On a sidenote, the Aztecs had a powerful flying creator deity called Quetzalcoatl, the Feathered Serpent.
#188 - Fagdust (06/21/2013) [-]
There were far worse things than a giraffe-bird.

You see this thing here? This is called a Dunkleosteus. It is a fish, but not in the traditional sense of the term, more like the good-god-in-heaven-why kinda sense.
This creature of pure sadistic hatred, hunger, and buck-teeth grew to over 30 feet in length and weighed about as much as a school bus.

It does not have teeth. Oh no, teeth would be to simple. It has sharpened bone plates that stick out of its mouth, and its head is covered in rock hard scale-plates.

It gets worse. This creature is believed to have had the strongest bite force of any living creature ever existing. The average bite force is estimated at over 22,000 psi. To put that in perspective, it takes, on average, 200 psi to crack a human femur. To put that even more into perspective, the bite force of a fully grown T-rex is only about 3,000 psi.

This sea-dwelling terrorfish also had a completely unique jaw structure. Not only did it have a powerful bite, but it also had an incredibly fast one. This fish is estimated to be able to open and close its mouth in 1/50th of a second. Animals usually either have a fast bite or a powerful one, cause it is a lot of evolutionary work to get both. But the Dunkleosteus will go the extra mile, just to eat you in the most horrific way possible.

I recommend cracked (dot) com for further reading on this swimming nightmare as well as other real monsters.
User avatar #193 to #188 - yamiyo ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
"scientists at the Field Museum of Natural History and the University of Chicago concluded that Dunkleosteus had the second most powerful bite of any fish (megalodon being the strongest). Dunkleosteus could create a pressure of 1,100 pounds per square inch (7.6 MPa) and up to 1,800 pounds per square inch (12 MPa)[7] at the tip of one of its fangs, placing Dunkleosteus in the same league as Tyrannosaurus rex and modern crocodiles as having one of the most powerful known bite forces."

Still a really, really cool fish, though.
#273 to #188 - Rascal (06/21/2013) [-]
well where is it?

oh wait, nevermind
#16 - software (06/21/2013) [-]
these had a 50ft wingspan
#82 to #16 - Rascal (06/21/2013) [-]
Godzilla vs Clover Monster?
User avatar #180 to #16 - rhiaanor ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
How do you know you onjly get like one look at clover.
User avatar #264 to #180 - scytherkris (06/21/2013) [-]
You could compare his size to one of the buildings he walks next to If they're actually real buildings and get a rough estimate from that. Same with Godzilla.
User avatar #242 to #16 - titsandgtfo (06/21/2013) [-]
whoever made the should update it when Pac Rim comes out. I wanna see how big a jeager is next to Clover & Godzilla
#362 to #242 - jbg (06/21/2013) [-]
By the power of Google
User avatar #283 to #16 - winstonsexton (06/21/2013) [-]
tyrannosaurus rex 10 ft?

and there was a 10 ft tyrannosaurus in toy story?
User avatar #360 to #16 - arborday (06/21/2013) [-]
Wait... that why asians pronounce Godzilla as Gojira...because is it Gojira? **** I just spent my whole life thinking they had stereotypical accents.
#376 to #16 - Seority (06/25/2013) [-]
Godzilla (Gorjira) actually changes size throughout the movies.
#41 to #16 - motherfuckingkenji (06/21/2013) [-]
Sorry, I just like comparing things to this ************ .
User avatar #42 to #41 - yojo (06/21/2013) [-]
[insert insult to the size of your mother here]
#44 to #42 - motherfuckingkenji (06/21/2013) [-]
[insert perfectly relevant gif]
[insert perfectly relevant gif]
User avatar #77 to #16 - whtkid (06/21/2013) [-]
Wait wait wait, Do you ******* SEE how small King Kong is next to Godzilla?? And didn't King Kong WIN!?? The hell?
#217 to #77 - software (06/21/2013) [-]
he actually thought minordietyzilla but nobody noticed
User avatar #142 to #77 - yodacan (06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah when they decided to make the Kong V Zilla fight they noticed the size difference to they either sized down Zilla or sized up Kong for the fight
#9 - pappanoodles (06/20/2013) [-]
i think you misspelled his name
User avatar #147 to #9 - Tusura (06/21/2013) [-]
Currently playing Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate on the 3ds.

******* Quru is just as annoying as always.
#148 to #9 - blizzeh ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Those crimson ******* just break my guard no matter what. Damn right I'm mad
#230 to #9 - kweel (06/21/2013) [-]
what game is this, i like dinsosaurs and similar things please tell me
User avatar #231 to #230 - cakefaceify (06/21/2013) [-]
Monster Hunter series, most of these screenshots are from Monster Hunter Tri, on the Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
User avatar #239 to #9 - pappanoodles (06/21/2013) [-]
hate you guys...

now i gotta go fix my wii to play tri
#344 to #239 - Rascal (06/21/2013) [-]
its a sin that they shut down the server for tri
#37 to #9 - Rascal (06/21/2013) [-]
I love you, but I HATED the quropeco!
User avatar #60 to #9 - thundagawd (06/21/2013) [-]
I ******* DESPISE the Qurupeco. ****** can't ******* fight for himself so he calls in like 3 Deviljiho's to gangrape you in a corner while he happily dances around on the sidelines like a ******* twat ._.
#76 to #9 - xXMattMiguelXx (06/21/2013) [-]
They are one of the most annoying things to fight.

..along with rhenoplos..ugh
User avatar #215 to #76 - came (06/21/2013) [-]
I never found it that bad, but the Rajang, I ******* hated hated thing.
#218 to #215 - xXMattMiguelXx (06/21/2013) [-]
They weren't really that hard, they were just extremely annoying..

Qurupeco for its ability to summon powerful monsters like Deviljho
Rhenoplos for its constant ramming when your trying to charge for a powerful attack or when they break your combo.
User avatar #219 to #218 - came (06/21/2013) [-]
Aye same, all types of hostile herbivores. For some reason I feel the need to ignore them although they're causing me problems. Like "When I kill this Plesoith, I'm gonna hurt you so much, but only after I kill it"
User avatar #222 to #219 - xXMattMiguelXx (06/21/2013) [-]
They're kinda hard to ignore when there's 2-3 of them running about.
btw what MH are you playing?
User avatar #287 to #222 - came (06/21/2013) [-]
I've only played MHF, MHFU and Tri
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#261 - mutzaki (06/21/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, well Quetzalcoatl is a god damn god.
User avatar #304 to #261 - muchasmarcos (06/21/2013) [-]
Wrong animal. The one you meant is a winged snake.
User avatar #359 to #304 - mutzaki (06/21/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that's what the thing in the picture represents.
User avatar #369 to #359 - muchasmarcos (06/22/2013) [-]
not in OPs picture
User avatar #370 to #369 - mutzaki (06/22/2013) [-]
I think you misunderstood my original comment. I was saying that Quetzalcoatl is more badass because of it being a god.
User avatar #372 to #370 - muchasmarcos (06/22/2013) [-]
oh ok then i'm sorry.
#98 - Afig (06/21/2013) [-]
final fantasy 8 anybody?
#339 to #98 - Rascal (06/21/2013) [-]
YES.
#227 to #98 - hereforthefaps (06/21/2013) [-]
Mesoamerican Deities anybody?
#152 - frostbeard (06/21/2013) [-]
And here i thought that someone is going to mention quetzalcoatl the mayan god
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#153 to #152 - frostbeard (06/21/2013) [-]
wait, nevermind, someone already did, just didnt notice
User avatar #187 to #152 - garaichu (06/21/2013) [-]
It's a neat drawing and all...

But why nipples..?
#266 to #187 - frostbeard (06/21/2013) [-]
Well you are right lad, this aztec god was known as a beast and not as an anthro, therefore no nipples on beast usualy, or are there? I dont know, too little time and having the dumb and the moment.
But since the half pic clearly shows that its/his/hers body is humanoid, there HAS to be nipples!
but there is one thing that bothers me...
Why did you ask that?
are you aroused by nipples?
(and when i mentioned hers, its beacuse we clearly can't see if quetzalcoatl has a anything down there or nothing, nobody knows except for the aztecs, but they're dead)
User avatar #371 to #266 - garaichu (06/22/2013) [-]
Quetzalcoatl was originally a huge serpent/dragon/snake/something like that, and as such was a reptile.
Reptiles do not have nipples. I get that it's humanoid but come on...

And I was mostly asking as a cheap joke.
And no.
#164 to #152 - cowbell ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #208 to #164 - raigen (06/21/2013) [-]
*Scalies
Not that i'm fond of either, it's just they INSIST on getting it correct.
#262 to #208 - frostbeard (06/21/2013) [-]
if someone would have just said anthros, that would have been an end to this discusion, still you are a man of truth
User avatar #229 to #152 - ReVolver (06/21/2013) [-]
Mayan Aztec
#260 to #229 - frostbeard (06/21/2013) [-]
sorry about that, im more into nordic history than any other, it was just that I've heard of quetzalcoatl only in age of empires 2 the conquerors, nothing more than that
#340 - ZackyV (06/21/2013) [-]
<What I imagine people who type in caps are like in real life
<What I imagine people who type in caps are like in real life
#72 - bowler (06/21/2013) [-]
you mean kevin?
#29 - xtwinblade (06/21/2013) [-]
People thinking Velocoraptors are the best, they have clearly never heard of the Utahraptor. the biggest therapod in the dromaeosauridae family.
User avatar #137 to #29 - daentraya (06/21/2013) [-]
Just look at those adorable little wings and that slender body. Looks a little like something i would make in spore
User avatar #66 to #29 - tehmudkipz (06/21/2013) [-]
Usually when people say velociraptor they mean utahraptor, because the utahraptor was the mark of the raptors in Jurassic Park
User avatar #78 to #66 - xtwinblade (06/21/2013) [-]
but they called them Velociraptors in jurrasic park, which really pissed me off since velociraptors are like 2 feet long
User avatar #79 to #78 - tehmudkipz (06/21/2013) [-]
Velociraptor sounds much more menacing than utahraptor. They discovered the utahraptor during the creation of Jurassic Park. Spielberg wanted bigger raptors cause turkeys weren't gonna cut it. The utahraptor was actually nicknames spielbergs raptor for a while because it was the raptor in the movie
User avatar #183 to #79 - xtwinblade (06/21/2013) [-]
its actually legit.
#209 to #29 - tjocksnorris (06/21/2013) [-]
WHAT ABOUT THE MEGARAPTOR
User avatar #211 to #209 - xtwinblade (06/21/2013) [-]
no full skeleton found, cant confirm quite the family species. Could just be another stupid Carnivore
#213 to #211 - tjocksnorris (06/21/2013) [-]
Alot of dinosaurs doesn't have a full skeleton found, we guess alot when it comes to dinosaur shapes and such



You're just another stupid Carnivore...
User avatar #225 to #213 - xtwinblade (06/21/2013) [-]
by that i meant it could be very similar to the tyrannosaur rex with very bad sensory responses and just viciously kills everything.
#30 to #29 - lavitts (06/21/2013) [-]
YOU COULD RIDE THAT **** TO WORK!
User avatar #31 to #30 - xtwinblade (06/21/2013) [-]
exacly! imagine coming to a BBQ party ON YOUR ************* UTAHRAPTOR!
#32 to #31 - lavitts (06/21/2013) [-]
I feel it.
#207 - kornadth (06/21/2013) [-]
**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Return of the Stalker ** MFW
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#233 to #207 - razzar (06/21/2013) [-]
decent roll sir
#210 to #207 - lucianolp (06/21/2013) [-]
Spidey thread?
#214 to #210 - imlost ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
#280 to #214 - keither (06/21/2013) [-]
Derailing the spiderman thread with a Green Goblin thread
#361 to #280 - imlost ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
puns
#306 - legendofbearo ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Dumb bird! Stole my quater!
#276 - hairydickfarts (06/21/2013) [-]
dinosaurs are fascinating. I wish we knew more about them
dinosaurs are fascinating. I wish we knew more about them
User avatar #281 to #276 - nephritho (06/21/2013) [-]
however the quetzalcoatlus isn't a dinosaur
It's a flying reptile.
But I agree the Dinosaurs and Pterosauria are indeed fascinating.
User avatar #333 to #281 - WolfPrince (06/21/2013) [-]
Thank you, glad someone else here knows.
#288 to #281 - drummkidr (06/21/2013) [-]
It's called a pterosaur, pterodactyls belong to the order,
User avatar #292 to #288 - nephritho (06/21/2013) [-]
I said Pterosauria.
Pterosaurs were flying reptiles of the clade or order Pterosauria.
Pterodactylus is a genus of pterosaurs.
#294 to #292 - drummkidr (06/21/2013) [-]
sorry, meant to reply to the original comment
User avatar #296 to #294 - nephritho (06/21/2013) [-]
no problem
User avatar #282 to #281 - tomtomat (06/21/2013) [-]
Don't forget the marine reptiles!
User avatar #284 to #282 - nephritho (06/21/2013) [-]
Ah how can I forgot about the Mosasauridae
mosasaurus was a real bad ass
the pre mammals were awesome too the Synapsida like Dimetrodon
#286 to #284 - tomtomat (06/21/2013) [-]
What one wouldn't give to see some of these animals again.
User avatar #328 to #286 - sabcy (06/21/2013) [-]
dude, If that happened, we would all die. Mosasaurs would make the ocean impassable, large predators would make land a nasty place to live, and the air critters ate creatures our size, so they would probably see us as a food source.
User avatar #330 to #328 - tomtomat (06/21/2013) [-]
Well, yeah, no **** the eco system would be ****** up, royally!. It's just a dream I've had since childhood. Hell, there's not a single person on this planet that wouldn't want to see a dinosaur.
User avatar #348 to #330 - sabcy (06/21/2013) [-]
I had a nightmare about it and never looked back. Think "lord of the flies" meets "jurassic Park"
#254 - phippz (06/21/2013) [-]
As illustrated - A flying giraffe would be majestic as **** .
User avatar #204 - xapplemanx (06/21/2013) [-]
probably cause no once can pronounce Quetzalcoatlus
User avatar #321 to #204 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
why is it so hard? ketz-al-co-ah-tl
User avatar #322 to #321 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
tlus*
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