Quetzalcoatlus. Not OC. NO BUT SERIOUSLY WHY DOES ND ONE TALK ABOUT THE ?! I MEAN, JESUS F, CHRIST. HERD ) AIN' T SHA' l' NEXT TD THESE Em ER FUD HERE ATE BABY
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Quetzalcoatlus

Not OC

NO BUT SERIOUSLY
WHY DOES ND ONE TALK ABOUT THE ?!
I MEAN, JESUS F, CHRIST.
HERD ) AIN' T SHA' l' NEXT TD THESE Em ER FUD HERE
******* ATE BABY ! S FOR BRUNCH,
THE SKIES AT M MILES PER , AND THEN
DOWN AND FADE EFF.
*******
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User avatar #11 - cumbersome (06/20/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Because no one can pronounce it's name, that's why.
#128 - crazyolitis (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They all went extinct after the T-rex invented flight.
#170 - kidsquicker (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It may match the height of a giraffe, but can it match... it's rhythm?
It may match the height of a giraffe, but can it match... it's rhythm?
#9 - pappanoodles (06/20/2013) [+] (16 replies)
i think you misspelled his name
#16 - software (06/21/2013) [+] (14 replies)
these had a 50ft wingspan
#48 - Pestilence (06/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The beak looks easy enough to break, but I don't think that tail is coming off.

#194 - asgerfyr (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
brings me back to my favorite picture from 4chan, hands down
#188 - Fagdust (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
There were far worse things than a giraffe-bird.

You see this thing here? This is called a Dunkleosteus. It is a fish, but not in the traditional sense of the term, more like the good-god-in-heaven-why kinda sense.
This creature of pure sadistic hatred, hunger, and buck-teeth grew to over 30 feet in length and weighed about as much as a school bus.

It does not have teeth. Oh no, teeth would be to simple. It has sharpened bone plates that stick out of its mouth, and its head is covered in rock hard scale-plates.

It gets worse. This creature is believed to have had the strongest bite force of any living creature ever existing. The average bite force is estimated at over 22,000 psi. To put that in perspective, it takes, on average, 200 psi to crack a human femur. To put that even more into perspective, the bite force of a fully grown T-rex is only about 3,000 psi.

This sea-dwelling terrorfish also had a completely unique jaw structure. Not only did it have a powerful bite, but it also had an incredibly fast one. This fish is estimated to be able to open and close its mouth in 1/50th of a second. Animals usually either have a fast bite or a powerful one, cause it is a lot of evolutionary work to get both. But the Dunkleosteus will go the extra mile, just to eat you in the most horrific way possible.

I recommend cracked (dot) com for further reading on this swimming nightmare as well as other real monsters.
#98 - Afig (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
final fantasy 8 anybody?
#72 - bowler (06/21/2013) [-]
you mean kevin?
#29 - xtwinblade (06/21/2013) [+] (12 replies)
People thinking Velocoraptors are the best, they have clearly never heard of the Utahraptor. the biggest therapod in the dromaeosauridae family.
#144 - Cyraxx (06/21/2013) [-]
On a sidenote, the Aztecs had a powerful flying creator deity called Quetzalcoatl, the Feathered Serpent.
#207 - kornadth (06/21/2013) [+] (14 replies)
**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Return of the Stalker ** MFW
#152 - frostbeard (06/21/2013) [+] (10 replies)
And here i thought that someone is going to mention quetzalcoatl the mayan god
#261 - mutzaki (06/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Oh yeah, well Quetzalcoatl is a god damn god.
#329 - dspike (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Kill it. Kill it with fire. Now.
Kill it. Kill it with fire. Now.
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#340 - ZackyV (06/21/2013) [-]
<What I imagine people who type in caps are like in real life
<What I imagine people who type in caps are like in real life
User avatar #204 - xapplemanx (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
probably cause no once can pronounce Quetzalcoatlus
#46 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Bro, do you even Great Leonopteryx?



This is a joke of course, so shut your dick.
#13 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
And then you've got researchers that still use the excuse: Dragons couldn't exist, nothing that big can fly.
#14 to #13 - clevergurl (06/21/2013) [-]
unless dragons used bird or pterosaur like wings and not the classic bat wing design and were ultra light, had hollow bones and stored hydrogen in their air bladders along with no armor plating (waaay too heavy) then yes, they were right, but even then the biggest it could be would be around 40-60 feet long *depending on neck and tail length) and at the most 800 lbs

pic related (biologically feasible dragons)
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