Because fairies. end. ikill Gaga’. I MAKE JIGGLEPUFF A SANDWICH BEFORE SHE. original


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#55 - cula (06/21/2013) [-]
dragons ftw
#63 - Antwnhs (06/21/2013) [-]
this one takes the trophy.
#33 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (06/21/2013) [-]
fun fact:
faries in original folklore where heartless little ***** who would steal people (mainly kids) away and eat them, or just generally ******* your day up ranging from either moving stuff around to ******* stealing **** .
#39 to #33 - octagon (06/21/2013) [-]
honestly, ALL mythical creatures basically exist to kill you/ eff your day up.   
Kidnapping, eating, spiriting away, those bitch mermaids drowning people for the hell of it...   
Just run.
honestly, ALL mythical creatures basically exist to kill you/ eff your day up.
Kidnapping, eating, spiriting away, those bitch mermaids drowning people for the hell of it...

Just run.
#14 - scostil (06/21/2013) [-]
#62 - vuican (06/21/2013) [-]
Dragonite doesn't even care. Hes got mail to deliver, fairies don't know bout that mail.
Dragonite doesn't even care. Hes got mail to deliver, fairies don't know bout that mail.
#79 to #62 - tvfreakuk (06/21/2013) [-]
Oh really?
#35 - sirfisticuffs (06/21/2013) [-]
Just don't ****** with shuckle.
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User avatar #47 to #35 - skilletpanhead (06/21/2013) [-]
Highest attack possible in the entire game?

I know I ain't gon ****** with Shuckle.
User avatar #74 to #47 - yourmomiswatching (06/21/2013) [-]
actually spheal's iceball can produce a higher attack with baton pass
User avatar #49 to #47 - sirfisticuffs (06/21/2013) [-]
smooth move ninja
#5 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
If Garchomp is running Rough Skin, it's pretty likely that Jiggs would kill herself by using Doubleslap before she would kill Garchomp
User avatar #11 to #5 - TuccessfulSroll (06/21/2013) [-]
If garçhomp had sand veil, it would kill jiggly puff because it has 102 spe great attack and a stab outrage. -.-
User avatar #65 to #11 - scytherkris (06/21/2013) [-]
Fairy type is rumoured to be either resistant or immune completely to Dragon though so that STAB Outrage would be useless.
#51 - millex (06/21/2013) [-]
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#26 - wildfireryo (06/21/2013) [-]
Fairy type, huh? Does that make them a dragon slayers?
User avatar #28 to #26 - rubixium (06/21/2013) [-]
fairy is supereffective against dragon
User avatar #40 to #28 - garymuthafuknoak (06/21/2013) [-]
I think thats what he was implying smart one.
#44 to #26 - sixeightthree (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, it was killing me,
User avatar #56 to #44 - sunfire ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
That awkward moment when you put the apostrophe in the wrong place
#57 to #56 - sixeightthree (06/21/2013) [-]
You see **** like this. Whenever I correct people I **** it up myself. God... God damn it.

There... much better
#29 - daednevar (06/21/2013) [-]
due to this shocking information, dragons can no longer be super fast and know moves that can be weaknesses to fairy-types
User avatar #36 to #29 - anako (06/21/2013) [-]
People seem to think that just because a fairy type uses any move it will be a weakness to dragons. Only fairy moves will!
User avatar #37 to #36 - daednevar (06/21/2013) [-]
Exactly. there is alot that needs to be calculated in with this situation
User avatar #61 to #37 - mutzaki (06/21/2013) [-]
Also, the fact that a big chunk of Dragon-types are pseudo legendaries with a base stat total of 600, seem to slip people's minds.
I mean, most of this is just people joking around, but some are serious and bitch about how Dragon-types suddenly have become **** .
User avatar #64 to #61 - thechosentroll (06/21/2013) [-]
Reminds me of League of Legends for some reason.
User avatar #84 to #64 - daednevar (06/21/2013) [-]
that game has just not been the same since may 23rd last year.....
User avatar #87 to #84 - thechosentroll (06/21/2013) [-]
What happened then?
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#30 to #29 - daednevar (06/21/2013) [-]
garchomp is my favorite dragon too
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#83 to #69 - daednevar (06/21/2013) [-]
noviern looks pretty neat, and its a dragon :3
#71 - obedientflyer (06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, because a Jigglypuff is going to knockout a Garchomp before it earthquakes the living **** out of it.
#70 - caelinnis (06/21/2013) [-]
Clefairy gonna be fairy type...right?

User avatar #73 to #70 - lumpymandude (06/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #67 - bslsk (06/21/2013) [-]
comandwolf :3
#78 to #67 - commandwolf (06/21/2013) [-]
forgot an m, big Jack.

But regardless; a;lsertjas;odkvlafgkjlat;'sjet;ajfga;kljga;djfas;ldjga;slktjaes;o
User avatar #81 to #78 - bslsk (06/21/2013) [-]
...Damn it.
User avatar #82 to #81 - commandwolf (06/21/2013) [-]
#66 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Do I think a new type was necessary? Yes. Do i think it should have been fairy type? No. I think they should have made light type, it would be super effective against dark and also inferior to dark at the same time. Some pokemon would be switched to double typing. Jolteon Electric/Light. Light types would have serious speed and special attack. Along with decent special defense. Does anyone else think this would be a cool edition to the game instead of fairy type? I just cant help but think fairy type... wasnt the right direction to go.
User avatar #75 to #66 - lumpymandude (06/21/2013) [-]
Sounds a lot like phsicic types. High Sp Atk, high Spd, and high Sp. Def
#104 to #66 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
Not really. The light type in Japan is the electric type. And do we need another pokemon to have just a slightly modified version of the psychic stat spread? In my opinion the fair type is good because it answers so many balancing problems. They defeat the current type that is over centralizing while even being weak to the two types with the worst type coverage. I think this was an excellent move.
User avatar #105 to #54 - edzero (06/26/2013) [-]
I will only ask one question about this quite awesome pokemon fusion:

WHAT THE **** ?!?!?
#72 - tobistrigoivii (06/21/2013) [-]
Dat title
User avatar #41 - motherfuckingkenji (06/21/2013) [-]
I thought it was a Sharpedo, so this made little sense to me.

I really don't know anything about any Pokemon past Gen 3 or 4.
User avatar #43 to #41 - victreebro (06/21/2013) [-]
but garchomp is gen 4
User avatar #89 to #43 - motherfuckingkenji (06/21/2013) [-]
Gen 3, then. The one with Groudon and whatnot.
User avatar #90 to #89 - victreebro (06/21/2013) [-]
No it's from gen 4. this is from the pokemon wikia page "Garchomp did not appear during the Generation III games."
you can even see for yourself
User avatar #91 to #90 - motherfuckingkenji (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm saying I know very little past Gen 3; I wasn't sure which one Garchomp was from and I don't know much about 4. I know one of them has Regigigas and that water penguin starter, but that's about all I know.

Also, I bet there's someone who saw my first comment and thought I was saying I hate the newer generations.
I wasn't saying that at all.
User avatar #92 to #91 - victreebro (06/21/2013) [-]
Oh sorry, from the sounds of it, it was that you didn't no anything about gen 5 only but knew most of gen 3 and 4. so sorry about that

Don't worry, i thumbed you back up
#45 to #41 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
I feel ya on that one. The last Pokemon game I ever played was Gold
#1 - wroughten (06/20/2013) [-]
Nerd time:
Garchomp has a base power of 600.
HP: 108
Attack: 130
Defense: 95
Sp.Atk: 80
Sp.Def: 85
Speed: 102

Jigglypuff has a base power of 270
HP: 115
Attack: 45
Defense: 20
Sp.Atk: 45
Sp.Def: 25
Speed: 20

Garchomp obviously have multiple times more power than a jigglypuff, so the super effective damage wouldn't help much
#13 to #1 - emomonster (06/21/2013) [-]
Jigglypuff has higher HP. He totally wins. Hands down.
#8 to #1 - RageGuyyourmom (06/21/2013) [-]
Dragons have been OP as **** for awhile and theres been some weird inconsistencies in pokemon with the complete overhaul theres a chance bst will change on pokemon or they'll get an evolution to allow fairies to actually kill dragons
#24 to #8 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Not really. Dragons are meant to be extremely powerful, that's why the pseudo-legendary is usually a dragon.
And why not? Dragons are damn cool.
#93 to #24 - RageGuyyourmom (06/22/2013) [-]
Wait a minute youre telling me they're not overpowered because they're meant to be overpowered?

On another note if you can't knowledge that dragons resisting electric fire gas and water, while only being supereffectively damaged by ice a weak type offensively and dragon then youve got youre head in your ass.
#94 to #93 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
"theres been some weird inconsistencies in pokemon"
Well you clearly thought they weren't meant to be strong.

"if you can't knowledge that dragons resisting... then youve got youre head in your ass."
I apologize sir, I was not aware I was speaking with an retard, I shall call your nurse straight away.
#96 to #94 - RageGuyyourmom (06/22/2013) [-]
Okay i'll bite troll, yea they're meant to be strong in game but for a metagame its ridiculous one out of 17 types is the end all be all.
#97 to #96 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
troll? You're the troll.
You said dragons were "a weird inconsistency," suggesting that you thought dragons weren't meant to be powerful, and when I said they were meant that way, you decided to be an asshole.
#98 to #97 - RageGuyyourmom (06/23/2013) [-]
Okay numbnuts, lets try slowly here because apparently you're ******* retarded, dragons STRONG too strong, always win, not a fair game.
Was that simple enough or will you continue posting as an anon thumbing down everything I say even when its a legitimate point you piggly sonofabitch?
#99 to #98 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
See, this is what I'm talking about, YOU are the troll.
This is a simple misunderstanding, you used words which weren't clear about their meaning ("there's been some weird inconsistencies in Pokemon") which I interpreted as you not understanding that dragons were meant to be strong, they weren't a "weird inconsistency", they were intentional.

Yet you choose, rather than realize that your wording was unclear, to be an asshole.
People like you are why the internet sucks.
#100 to #99 - RageGuyyourmom (06/23/2013) [-]
**** I thought it would be somewhat obvious when I say some inconsistencies I'm not referring to only dragons as at no point did I mention dragons in the "theres been some weird inconsistencies" not "dragons have been inconsistent" Dragons have been overpowered and things haven't had an even playing field maybe if you could take the dragon dick out of your ass you'd realize how ******** their overpowered they are.
#101 to #100 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
I have made absolutely no comment on the power or overpoweredness of dragons, only "Dragons are cool."

Seriously, you need to calm down before you have a stroke over McDonalds putting two pickle slices on your burger rather than three.
#102 to #101 - RageGuyyourmom (06/23/2013) [-]
If I go to that ********* McDonald's and I had an aneurysm which caused me to forget the ********** of their burgers and they put any of what they call pickles on that terrible burger then I would bitch about getting two instead of three I know there's supposed to be three if I cant find the third and have to tear my ****** burger apart to find it then it's going to be a ******* mess and still taste like **** .

Yes Dragons can look pretty cool but once you hit 12 and see that the metagame experience is controlled by dragons then you realize they're overpowered due to high bst's typing combinations and lack of weakness's with a myriad of resistances. Educate yourself.
#103 to #102 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
May I forward you to Steel and legendaries?
User avatar #31 to #24 - lordtakeo (06/21/2013) [-]
The new legendary pokemon will be fairies.
Just an example what they can change, also I think some attacks are also now fairy type, so a few strong pokemons shoulb be able to learn these, so they don't have to breed extra for an ice attack.
User avatar #32 to #31 - lordtakeo (06/21/2013) [-]
I should slap myself for writing "PokemonS".
User avatar #2 to #1 - azumeow (06/20/2013) [-]
The only things that really matter here are speed, defense, attack and health. But yeah, that super effective damage won't be of much help.
User avatar #25 to #1 - fyaq (06/21/2013) [-]
garchomp beats jigglypuff normally?

holy **** whoda thunk
#22 to #1 - fukkentyranitar (06/21/2013) [-]
You have a difficult time making friends, don't you?
You have a difficult time making friends, don't you?
User avatar #21 to #1 - supamonkey (06/21/2013) [-]
Isn't DoubleSlap a Normal type move still?
User avatar #3 to #1 - commanderbunbun (06/20/2013) [-]
quit trying to over analyze a ******* joke, killjoy
User avatar #9 to #3 - killjoyIIII (06/21/2013) [-]
you called?
User avatar #17 to #9 - commanderbunbun (06/21/2013) [-]
**** emomonster, thank you for coming
User avatar #18 to #17 - killjoyIIII (06/21/2013) [-]
Any time man
#12 to #9 - emomonster (06/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 to #3 - skrynox (06/21/2013) [-]
He was just trying to prove himself so that he might not be considered a disgrace to the clan.

His attempt failed.
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#4 to #3 - wroughten (06/20/2013) [-]
Okay sorry let me say it this way: the super effective hits wont help, since the dragons are stronger
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