Extremely accurate.... Except for the fact I never get invited to parties. Not even by the tags. stlil) ‘HEM PIETY WHERE. But... that chick is really attractive. Ide be all over that! jk I'd beta the up and stare at her from across the party all night and panic if she looked my way No invite bitch
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#5 - mmajunkie (06/20/2013) [-]
what happens when I try to make animal friends
what happens when I try to make animal friends
User avatar #57 to #5 - aerosol (06/21/2013) [-]
I love how the person with the camera just stood there waiting for it to happen.
User avatar #66 to #5 - kandazz (06/21/2013) [-]
His ass got rammed hard.
User avatar #67 to #66 - PadreRasta (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if this pun was intended, but it was really good!
User avatar #18 to #5 - drakevil (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm a sheep...



And this is Jackass.
#83 to #18 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Jacks ass*
#10 - thepastryistrue (06/20/2013) [-]
Dogs never get boring...
Dogs never get boring...
#56 to #10 - themanmuncher (06/21/2013) [-]
sing harder better faster in time with this
User avatar #14 to #10 - johnnygat (06/21/2013) [-]
10/10 would **** . The one on the right isn't bad either.
#30 to #14 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
absolutly why
#34 to #30 - johnnygat (06/21/2013) [-]
Why not.
#4 - SnacksJr (06/20/2013) [-]
But... that chick is really attractive. Ide be all over that!   
   
   
   
   
   
   
jk I'd beta the 			****		 up and stare at her from across the party all night and panic if she looked my way
But... that chick is really attractive. Ide be all over that!






jk I'd beta the **** up and stare at her from across the party all night and panic if she looked my way
User avatar #40 to #4 - endlesslulz (06/21/2013) [-]
We all would
#28 to #4 - ultimatedickmunch (06/21/2013) [-]
Is your life really that miserable?
#106 to #4 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
pizza pie!
#44 to #4 - tobiuseaton (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm past the whole "what if she says no" stage. I just man up and do it. I would probably flirt by getting the dogs attention and smiling at her when it comes to me. Then we would have a battle to see who gets the dog more. Then I would get her number and see how things go from there.
I'm past the whole "what if she says no" stage. I just man up and do it. I would probably flirt by getting the dogs attention and smiling at her when it comes to me. Then we would have a battle to see who gets the dog more. Then I would get her number and see how things go from there.
#85 to #44 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Cool dude, thats wonderful. Thanks for sharing.
User avatar #120 to #85 - tobiuseaton (06/21/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not......
#17 to #4 - superbigfupa (06/21/2013) [-]
I know right, that bitch is so hot... and i can't even see her face
#7 - chetubetcha (06/20/2013) [-]
OP is a dog.
#8 to #7 - mused (06/20/2013) [-]
I am.
#35 to #8 - jxj (06/21/2013) [-]
Found your master.

(MS paint skills off the charts!)
#11 - luiselvergas (06/20/2013) [-]
>be me
>room mate has a small get together
>just chilling doing my thing
>random girl calls
>room mate most likely told her my name
> *********** .jpg
>go to her
>alpha as ****
>she tells me i am cute
>starts to lightly touch my face in a romantic manner
MFW im a dog
#1 - Nahyon (06/20/2013) [-]
Disagree Humanity
Acquire The love from a trustable animal
#92 to #1 - radamski (06/21/2013) [-]
That dog is hot.
That dog is hot.
User avatar #33 to #1 - vicsix (06/21/2013) [-]
So, **** bitches get puppies?
User avatar #12 to #1 - azzaip (06/20/2013) [-]
disregard perhaps?
#2 - schmettermuschi (06/20/2013) [-]
**** hyoomens, animals are better bros
#54 - MasterZii (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I don't have one in dog gif.
I'm sorry, I don't have one in dog gif.
User avatar #82 to #54 - dedaluminus (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm betting the thought process of the cat is something like
"Oh hey, someone is petting me, cool"
"Okay, more people are petting me"
"So many people, what the **** "
"aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA! Sensory overload!"
#118 to #54 - rieskimo (06/21/2013) [-]
Cat's face.
User avatar #71 to #54 - raigen (06/21/2013) [-]
They're worshipping their dark lord, Cat.
#58 to #54 - mynameiskeanu ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
8 people rubbing a black pussy
User avatar #6 - harbingerwolf (06/20/2013) [-]
Sod the dogs, im too busy hanging out with the popular types at parties...

...the cats...
#26 to #6 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Must be some cool cats...
#22 - ohmymeow (06/21/2013) [-]
I was expecting a sloth playing with a dog at a party....
I was expecting a sloth playing with a dog at a party....
User avatar #15 - osimonmagus (06/21/2013) [-]
This is the truth about parties and a few tips to help you youngin's out.
>Best friend calls you up
>"party"
>get dressed fresh as **** , not swag faggy like the rest of the people there cause-college (it will help you stick out more to the ladies if you show them that class is better than being a faggot)
>Meet up at party AT THE SAME ******* TIME (Only walk in with your best friend. Stay outside and smoke a cig if you have to and wait for anyone else who see's and talks to you to walk in. It looks better when you and your best friend walk in because when girls will see you they will 1. Probably be with their best friend and 2. They won't see that you are surrounded by people and might have a chance to talk to you. oh...and you have a friend with you, and you are at a party, therefore you're not a loser)
>Look around and have expectations immediately drop (This always happens)
>Grab some ****** alcohol and hammer a few shots in front of a crowd (this will make you blend in. If someone asks you to take a shot with them, don't hesitate, just do that **** . Next thing you know you're at the center of the party and you're being looked at in a good way.)
>Get moderately drunk (not sloppy, not yet. Show people you are a cool drinker. don't get stupid until 2/3 of the party is already sloppy stupid)
>bust around drinking and talking-
>Go out for a smoke if someone asks you to (Good conversation starter, who knows might find a new friend)
>have fun
>don't puke first (if you do, make sure it's not around anyone if possible)
OPTIONAL
>beer pong
>win that ****
>get hyped
>people get hyped about you
END
If you do these steps correctly then hopefully you'll directly get invited to the next party and that will lead to a whole new world opening for you. Even if you hate almost everyone there you can still have the chance to met new people and have a relative good time.

#32 to #15 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
I tried it and...I ended up with a penis in my broom, how does that even happen




-10/10 would mop **** with
User avatar #52 to #32 - osimonmagus (06/21/2013) [-]
I should have had a disclaimer saying, "Not for the mentally retarded. Will com back and comment about wanting to **** brooms."
User avatar #48 to #15 - luiselvergas (06/21/2013) [-]
bump, you know your **** son
User avatar #51 to #48 - osimonmagus (06/21/2013) [-]
>.< not as cool as it seems when you learn that me and my friend sat down and created the , "How to seem cool at a party" list hahaha.
User avatar #53 to #51 - luiselvergas (06/21/2013) [-]
yeah some friends and i have a bunch of sneaky tricks.
heres a free one for you go to the a bank where rich people tend to go
>go to atm
>there is usually a little bin for the receipts
>grab one with the biggest digits you can find
>put it in your pocket
> when you are gona give your number to a chick just pull it out and write your number on it
>guaranteed call back
User avatar #55 to #53 - osimonmagus (06/21/2013) [-]
Oh....very nice.
#25 - zaggystirdust (06/21/2013) [-]
why the **** is there a sloth macro?

is this suppose to be some new me-me?
User avatar #100 to #25 - nefarian (06/21/2013) [-]
It's old as balls
#29 to #25 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
It's an advice animal that started around 2010. Didn't catch on much until the ginormous cyst of internet cancer found it and then it was used for total **** . A slightly depressing story, it could've had fair use and produced an occasional laugh rather than this.
User avatar #69 to #29 - usadbro (06/21/2013) [-]
Do you travel in time? How would you know if it would've a produced occasional laugh? It probably would've shown up once, and then everyone would be like; "Stop trying to make new memes, wah" or "Onedoesnotsimplymakenewmemes.jpg"
#62 - feffog (06/21/2013) [-]
me at party = standing awkwardly beta as ****

me + 4 shots of 99% cottancandy vodka =social god who doesnt afraid of anything
User avatar #64 to #62 - TrevorNorris (06/21/2013) [-]
Cotton candy vodka = dance with death

It's so good you don't realize you're giving yourself alcohol poisoning.
User avatar #16 - theorematic (06/21/2013) [-]
When you go to a big enough party and find the animal to chill with because you're a loner, and all of a sudden the other loners see you have an animal and come over and make small talk with you while you pet the animal.


It's actually how I make friends at parties.
#19 to #16 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
What about when you go to a party and there are no animals?
User avatar #21 to #19 - theorematic (06/21/2013) [-]
Sit on the couch and talk to the other people on the couch. Or sit in the garage.
User avatar #23 to #16 - nylak (06/21/2013) [-]
Well, darn; I had no idea I was probably ruining the semi-forced-socialization party experience for loners like this at my place. We have three dogs and three cats, so they can all have their own!
User avatar #9 - kaput (06/20/2013) [-]
she seem to be A++ of a girl, the dog got taste hehe
#70 - isradam (06/21/2013) [-]
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#104 - tommyymmot (06/21/2013) [-]
All these dog comments are giving me a feel. My dog has cancer, and he just had an operation on the tumour, he's spent the last week sulking around in pain and it doesn't look like he has long left before it hurts him so much that putting him down would be the humane thing to do. Pic related, it's my dog.

(For those wanting funny, the tumour is on his anus.)
User avatar #108 to #104 - hkd (06/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #109 to #104 - sketchE (06/21/2013) [-]
we had to put a dog ive had for years down a few years ago. it sucks. my other dog ate a bottle of ibuprofin when she was younger and now she looks like shes being starved. i feel your pain bro
User avatar #111 to #104 - vwanyama (06/21/2013) [-]
I know that feel, had to put my dog down about a month ago. The only positive thing about it is if they are in the pain they won't suffer anymore.
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