Zombie survivors. .. lets get / make knight armors to protect us from the bites and only use swords to avoid guns because they attract walkers
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#311 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
Too bad that in The Walking Dead worl EVERYONE is infected, they just need to die and turn.
#298 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
They were infected from the start, one bite will only kill you.
User avatar #292 - sexyhimself (06/21/2013) [-]
and where would they get any thicker clothes.......
User avatar #300 to #292 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/21/2013) [-]
That giant ass mall from like, the second episode.
User avatar #306 to #300 - sexyhimself (06/21/2013) [-]
which probably already was stripped of stuff in the first few weeks.
the series take place after months of the first outbrake.
also when they are in the pharmacy later in season 2 there is almost nothing there.
User avatar #310 to #306 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/25/2013) [-]
Right, but we see that clearly isn't, since one of the very minor moral dillemas they have is whether or not taking stuff from the mall is alright since society has collapsed. It doesn't help that you could see racks of clothes left on the walls.

Some people might look for thicker clothing, but most looters will be after things that they can survive off, food and water, or trade, such as camping gear. There would be very few who would take a great amount of clothes unless they particularly liked them.
User avatar #282 - MurphyUK ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
But if they wear heavily protected clothing a lot of them will go down with sun stroke because where they are it is very sunny, also they are that hot inside, I could understand if it was night time though.
User avatar #277 - cinematicbrix (06/21/2013) [-]
Daryl has a vest..
#281 to #277 - curtisbentley (06/21/2013) [-]
Daryl could wear a Birthday Suit and still no 						*****					 would be given.
Daryl could wear a Birthday Suit and still no ***** would be given.
#276 - fabulousness (06/21/2013) [-]
Clearly they should have gone to a ******* english castle and raided it for all its plate mail.....Alright then...
#271 - sco (06/21/2013) [-]
**sco rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Gavin Free for 12 ** they ALL are already infected.. they haven't just turned... stupid content. learn2walkingdead
User avatar #274 to #271 - sco (06/21/2013) [-]
they just get the deadly flu when bitten.. and then turn
#278 to #274 - cinematicbrix (06/21/2013) [-]
Have you been watching it at all?   
The whole second seasons theme is that they're all infected.   
The bite only kills you. Every person who dies (without getting their brain destroyed) turns into zombies.
Have you been watching it at all?
The whole second seasons theme is that they're all infected.
The bite only kills you. Every person who dies (without getting their brain destroyed) turns into zombies.
#284 to #278 - sco (06/21/2013) [-]
you do realize i was just adding further information to my comment above?.. they're all infected.. which doesn't mean they're all Walkers.. BUT when they get bitten they get a deadly flu and die/turn into a walker.. that's the whole thingy why gettin bitten is, even thou they're already infected, is still dangerous
User avatar #285 to #284 - cinematicbrix (06/21/2013) [-]
**** . Sorry I didn't see that you made both of the comments.
My apologies.

Please don't thumb me down
#287 to #285 - sco (06/21/2013) [-]
i gave you one thumb up.. bcuz you learned your lesson
User avatar #269 - annogram (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm curious to see what everyone thinks of the feasibility of zombies causing an apocalypse.

on one hand when the millitary gets involved they're not gonna fail as hard as they do in movies/comics and **** , but on the other hand how long till it starts becoming moral to mow down crowds of people to eliminate the threat?
User avatar #296 to #269 - sketchE (06/21/2013) [-]
i think cracked has an article about why it would fail as well as one to why its plausible. just depends which type of zombie you look at
#267 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
Respond to zombie threat with tanks, drive with hatches open.

That is all.
User avatar #264 - toosexyforyou (06/21/2013) [-]
I wouldn't even wear a shirt. Hell, I wouldn't even wear pants.
User avatar #263 - skullerfly (06/21/2013) [-]
this isn't right at all. in the walking dead universe, everybody is infected and the only way NOT to eventually become a zombie is having your brain destroyed. a zombie bite doesn't infect you with the zombie virus, but it does mess with your immune system and eventually kill you. this causes you to become a walker.
TL;DR= it is a myth that zombie bites make you a zombie in TWD lore.
User avatar #265 to #263 - zakaizer ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
In the Telltale TWD game, doesn't it actually say that everyone's infected anyway, and then it only takes over when you die, like what happened to the guy who got caught in a bear trap?
User avatar #266 to #265 - skullerfly (06/21/2013) [-]
i hadn't seen the bear trap part, but i've read up on this. basically you can survive a bite if you take a crap-ton of antibacterial and antiviral medication, but you are left really weak.
User avatar #295 to #266 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
wait...you can survive a bite?
User avatar #268 to #266 - zakaizer ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
But of course, where are they going to find this crap-ton of anti bacterial/viral meds... However, I didn't know that, so thanks.
User avatar #273 to #268 - skullerfly (06/21/2013) [-]
it amuses me that those who lurk on the internet, seen as nerds and misfits, are most likely to be prepared and survive the zombie apocalypse. xD
User avatar #275 to #273 - zakaizer ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Well, we have nothing better to do with our lives, so planning for an event that probably won't happen is something to pass the time, I suppose
User avatar #262 - greeling (06/21/2013) [-]
What about that carbon **** than batman wears?
Y'know the whole "This sucker can stop a knife" thing.
It feels like it would prove fairly effective.
#261 - texafornication (06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah because as well all know zombies teeth can rip through flesh but not fabric...
#260 - undeadwill (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm a member of the zombie research society. Ask me anything.
#294 to #260 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
Ok, so if a zombie is basically brought down to it's basic needs, then why do we never see them ******* ?
User avatar #299 to #294 - undeadwill (06/21/2013) [-]
Because it must be that ******* is a secondary need, and not found in the brain stem.
#308 to #299 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
then why is there zombie porn?
User avatar #309 to #308 - undeadwill (06/22/2013) [-]
**** .
**** .


I don't know man.
User avatar #283 to #280 - undeadwill (06/21/2013) [-]
Well... ****
Well better go get a daily dose of cock.
#249 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
If you wore chain main you'd be totally ******* fine, honestly going back to medieval times in terms of combat and dress and everything would be k. I knew a kid that made mail out of pop can tabs in grade eight or something so it's not all that hard. You could even cover yourself in heavy leathers and pots and pans and you'd be well protected.
#246 - evilpotato (06/21/2013) [-]
So basically the only survivor is-
#243 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (06/21/2013) [-]
Leather armour would do the trick.
User avatar #235 - anonymoose (06/21/2013) [-]
They found bullet proof armour, spent ******* AGES to think of wearing it and only wore it ones.
User avatar #241 to #235 - fuzzyballs (06/21/2013) [-]
and what option would they have before finding the body armour? wear metal armour like in fallout?
User avatar #244 to #241 - dedaluminus (06/21/2013) [-]
I'd run around in one of those bite suits they use to train attack dogs.
User avatar #245 to #244 - fuzzyballs (06/21/2013) [-]
okay, and if you can't find one?
and I think mobility is more important than protection

getting away is more important then being weighed down until one tackles you and a hord ***** you up
User avatar #247 to #245 - dedaluminus (06/21/2013) [-]
I already know where several are. But really my first choice, out of the things I already have, is my motorcycle jacket and pants, attached gloves, boots, and helmet. The jacket has a battery powered cooling system. I have four changeable batteries for it for a combined battery life of about 30 hours. I can charge them in a few hours from any car. I have a very sharp WWII era machete, a ruger 10/22 rifle with four filled 25 round banana clips, and four 500 count boxes of .22 ammo in my house as well. In my camping gear, I have three different water purification methods, including tablets, a filter bottle, and a UV sanitizer bottle. My motorcycle, an old Honda XR650L, is just about the most bulletproof machine there is, and every part is servicable with the toolkit I have attached to it. I have half a year of non-perishable food stored at my house, and a year's worth at my cousin's cabin in the woods, which is at a good vantage point and has an on-site water supply. Basically, if I get word that the zombie apocalypse is going down, I'll be ready to go in less than half an hour.
#259 to #247 - flemsdfer (06/21/2013) [-]
Where do you live now?
Where do you live now?
User avatar #303 to #259 - dedaluminus (06/21/2013) [-]
Are you trying to jack my supplies?

...Norway. I live in Norway.
#307 to #303 - flemsdfer (06/22/2013) [-]
I just wanted to be safe.
I just wanted to be safe.
#270 to #259 - chaoticwaffle (06/21/2013) [-]
So you can go jack his supplies when the apocalypse hit? Oh ho ho, I don't think so penguin!
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