It's here. Just thought y'all should know. 5 - I GRAM EACH i) iss PURPLE 1 ROLLED WITH runes RUDE ONLY Xtn, CH. DELIVERY. mfw california Fine no stem no seed
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It's here. Just thought y'all should know. 5 - I GRAM EACH i) iss PURPLE 1 ROLLED WITH runes RUDE ONLY Xtn, CH. DELIVERY. mfw

Just thought y'all should know

5 - I GRAM EACH
i) iss PURPLE 1 ROLLED WITH runes RUDE ONLY
Xtn, CH.
DELIVERY
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#4 - fukkenchaos (06/20/2013) [-]
mfw
#8 to #4 - John Cena (06/21/2013) [-]
I had to smoke 15+ times to get high, try taking a huge waterfall hit. You just have to keep trying.
User avatar #9 to #8 - fukkenchaos (06/21/2013) [-]
It's a chemical imbalance with my brain that doesn't allow me to get high
#41 - graysonschultz (07/18/2013) [-]
bitch please, i live in bc and bc bud is so ****** good, and cheap as hell too
#42 to #41 - thehumanheater (07/19/2013) [-]
maybe so, but is it melt into your couch good? My dad grew califonia orange and northern lights, and me being the insomniac I am, I decided to see exactly how well my dad could grow. After taking a few hits from and little ****** bong, I felt ready to go to sleep, and within a minute I was out like a light. Now, I don't know about you, but usually before I can get to sleep, I have to re-enact a movie or two and think about every day of my life up to that night.
<---Pic very related
#43 to #42 - graysonschultz (07/20/2013) [-]
well it all depends on what i get, but the dealer me and buddies know sells **** that is that good
User avatar #44 to #43 - thehumanheater (07/20/2013) [-]
Kinda like that out here in CA, the dispensaries in my area are forced by a new ordinance to deliver, so basically you call them up with your name and Rec.# to verify that you are a patient and not someone trying to buy bud or just rob them, they call you back in a minute and you place your order, half an hour later(usually less if you order from insomniac friendly deliveries) BOOM, fresh stanky weed straight to your drive way. You pay, they leave, and you get medicated.
#45 to #44 - graysonschultz (07/20/2013) [-]
hahahaha sweet, we've got deliveries bevfore from a place called green go, but it got shut down, i wish they were still running, the delivery boy was a 40 yo guy with a goatee and a fanny pack full of weed, but now we just have to meet our dealer somewhere, get the weed, then go to our blazin spot up in the bluffs by my house, because everyone in my neighborhood is suspicious as **** so we gotta be stealthy
#46 to #45 - thehumanheater (07/20/2013) [-]
HAHA, nice, I used to have to hide up in the homeless canyon by my house until I found out my grandma was a old school stoner. Now I don't have to hide it really, however my neighborhood passed another ordinance that says you have to grow your med bud indoors, not really a change for me anyway. lol
#47 to #46 - graysonschultz (07/21/2013) [-]
hahaha lucky, the closest ive got to that is my bros gfs mom, whos cool as **** and came a smoked a joint with us while we were hittin the bong, but were we smoke is this big bluff/foresty region between me and my friends houses, we have to go deep into the woods to get to our spot, but nowadays they have ****** motorcycle cops going through the bluffs because they know kids smoke there not just me and my friends and everyone in the neighborhood is hardcore antiweed, so its like a ****** episode of mantracker everytime we go and smoke
User avatar #48 to #47 - thehumanheater (07/21/2013) [-]
Damn, that blows.
#49 to #48 - graysonschultz (07/22/2013) [-]
yeah, although there was this place we all called solitude, it was out in the woods abit and this guy built it who wanted people to be able to just smoke and hangout in peace without havin to worry about cops, it was a big tarp made into a tent with a bunch of couches and tables inside, and you would go just to chill out and smoke weed it was cool as **** , and they had the thir lung this killer homeade bong wich got you so baked, but someone ratted and the ****** pigs trashed the place
#50 to #49 - thehumanheater (07/22/2013) [-]
Some assholes, that suck donkey dicks.
#51 to #50 - graysonschultz (07/23/2013) [-]
hahahah yeah it was such a cool place to go smoke
#52 - adultswimmer (08/04/2013) [-]
is this legit and where could i find it
#53 to #52 - adultswimmer (08/04/2013) [-]
oh my bad i see the website... is online the only place to get it?
User avatar #54 to #53 - thehumanheater (08/05/2013) [-]
As far as I'm aware yes.
#55 to #54 - adultswimmer (08/05/2013) [-]
do u have to live in cali? lol
User avatar #36 - sorcha (07/13/2013) [-]
you can get pre rolled in holland the grass company even has them in their own cigarette packs ( they are not as strong as rolling yourself and the tobacco is pretty **** quality but handy after work when your too lazy to roll)
User avatar #37 to #36 - thehumanheater (07/14/2013) [-]
One of the dispensaries out here in CA had some pre rolled ones from Holland dipped in wax and rolled in keif. They're pretty good but they were $15 each.
User avatar #38 to #37 - sorcha (07/14/2013) [-]
they are about 4 euro each in holland not sure what thats in dollars
User avatar #39 to #38 - thehumanheater (07/15/2013) [-]
One euro i about 1.37 usd.
User avatar #40 to #39 - tehtrollface (07/18/2013) [-]
'Murica.
User avatar #27 - bdowns (07/01/2013) [-]
I can get an 8th for 45$ but if it was the typical 20$ per gram then it would be 100$ for 5 grams so i guess 80$ isnt that bad. Plus it would be wicked sick to have
User avatar #30 to #27 - curtkobain (07/02/2013) [-]
I'd hate to live where you are.
User avatar #33 to #30 - bdowns (07/03/2013) [-]
why what do you get?
User avatar #34 to #33 - curtkobain (07/03/2013) [-]
About 10 to 8 bucks for a gram of some of the best stuff in the entire area I live.

It's probably expensive because it must not be made as much or some **** . Or you need a better dealer.
#35 to #27 - John Cena (07/08/2013) [-]
Only 60 on a five pack, friend. At $12 per g, if its good bud, this is the greatest thing since all-hemp rolling papers.
User avatar #28 to #27 - thehumanheater (07/02/2013) [-]
1. Go to Disneyland
2. Head to the smoking area
3. Pull out pack of righteous jay
4. Light up
5. Look for all the people trying to find the smell
6. Profit??
#29 to #28 - bdowns (07/02/2013) [-]
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#32 to #28 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
thats how u make stoner friends, like attracting bees with honey
#20 - sheldonthorpe ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
whats the point of these ? putting tax and shipping on 5 joints isn't worth the cost why not just grab some from a local dealer for 10 $ a gram . sure its great that you dont have to hide it but this is just more expensive.   
   
plus a bong hit is a lot better unless you do smoke tricks    
   
gif is  name of my bong
whats the point of these ? putting tax and shipping on 5 joints isn't worth the cost why not just grab some from a local dealer for 10 $ a gram . sure its great that you dont have to hide it but this is just more expensive.

plus a bong hit is a lot better unless you do smoke tricks

gif is name of my bong
User avatar #21 to #20 - thehumanheater (06/29/2013) [-]
Well, first, let me tell you that I completely agree that bongs are better, but the thing is that a lot of dispensaries might order these considering the pre-rolls they usually supply are all filled with stem, not on purpose or anything, it's just that they just need to get them rolled, if they were to sit there and pick all the stems out of the top shelf shake, they would be there forever.
User avatar #22 to #21 - sheldonthorpe ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
I make tea from stems so i like geting them my friends always give me theres also since these are not a "company" they will have to mass produce which might mean that they use chemicals and **** to grow faster and with more nugs just like meat products noadays
User avatar #23 to #22 - sheldonthorpe ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
since these are now *
User avatar #24 to #23 - thehumanheater (06/30/2013) [-]
me too, i put them in vodka to the point where the alcohol has absorbed as much thc as possible then strain out the nug and stem, but anyway, there are places out here that have grow rooms that are about 40 square feet that harvest about 50 pounds each harvest and they use nothing but organic nutrients.
#25 to #24 - sheldonthorpe ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
hmm thats sounds good i might try that and thanks for  answering my question
hmm thats sounds good i might try that and thanks for answering my question
User avatar #26 to #25 - thehumanheater (06/30/2013) [-]
You're welcome for the idea, and not a problem, least i could do for you commenting hahaha
User avatar #7 - gunnarman (06/21/2013) [-]
i want these so bad
#6 - John Cena (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm curious how much a pack costs. 5 grams, pre-rolled, buds only. Sounds like they're going to charge a fat premium on them.
User avatar #10 to #6 - thehumanheater (06/21/2013) [-]
Going from current prices, the pack would be about $40, maybe $50 if the bud is super strong.
User avatar #11 to #10 - anonymouzx (06/25/2013) [-]
over here a gram is $20
#12 to #11 - thehumanheater (06/25/2013) [-]
unless it's good as what my dad used to grow, this is what is happening to you
User avatar #13 to #12 - anonymouzx (06/26/2013) [-]
It's because I don't live in Cali. Everybody also pays $20.
#14 to #13 - thehumanheater (06/26/2013) [-]
I am sorry to hear that my friend, wish I had some seeds to send, but alas they have already been planted.
User avatar #15 to #14 - anonymouzx (06/26/2013) [-]
2011?
User avatar #16 to #15 - thehumanheater (06/26/2013) [-]
Yes, forgot to add that it go smoked up
#17 to #16 - anonymouzx (06/26/2013) [-]
Does a bowl in the inside look like the left or right? The only bong I smoke from is homemade and just want to know...
#18 to #17 - thehumanheater (06/27/2013) [-]
left, I don't usually use screens, but when you use sockets it's pretty much necessary, i find it's better to make your own screens so that there's a hole in the middle just big enough to snap through at the end. Aside from that, who doesn't, bud just brings the inner engineer out.
<--- case and point hahaha
#19 to #6 - John Cena (06/28/2013) [-]
they are 60$ plus 20$ shipping.
#2 - mypetorangatang (06/20/2013) [-]
california only.... it sucks living in florida now. And in florida, glass used for marijuana (pipes, bongs, etc) is being banned. life sucks man. op you lucky faggot
User avatar #3 to #2 - thehumanheater (06/20/2013) [-]
C'mon, where's you inner engineer?
User avatar #5 to #2 - csonosky (06/20/2013) [-]
yep im in florida to caught 2 times with glass bowl BAM 3rd degree felony
User avatar #1 - ljxjlos (06/20/2013) [-]
Seriously? Holy hell...
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