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Update on Xbox One
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#2 - kweel (06/20/2013) [-]
"You got us, you uncovered our master plan - to look at your gross horrible bodies in a poorly-lit stuido apartments. Jesus"

goddamnit that made laugh
User avatar #1 - hairysmellyanus (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Now I feel bad.
#6 - aczoh (06/20/2013) [-]
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Had me laughing the whole time. Well done.
#3 - frijoles (06/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
As a company they failed to articulate this in almost any way to the public. If they had said thats the direction they were heading instead of being all secretive, we wouldnt be in this mess
User avatar #121 - swiiftninja (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"play Skyrim for 8 hours"
Backwards compatibility confirmed
#12 - confusticated (06/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's still $100 more expensive. And since we're all 20something basement dwellers we can't afford it.
#56 - riddari (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
There is this thing called Games for Windows Live Marketplace.   
   
It sells all-DRM unsellable games, hey, just like Xbox One was described or even stricter. That's kinda how most pc drm works like.   
And guess what: I haven't seen a good deal there. Ever.   
   
I don't feel even a slightest bit bad about the public forcing microsoft to back out of their outrageous policies. Not at all.
There is this thing called Games for Windows Live Marketplace.

It sells all-DRM unsellable games, hey, just like Xbox One was described or even stricter. That's kinda how most pc drm works like.
And guess what: I haven't seen a good deal there. Ever.

I don't feel even a slightest bit bad about the public forcing microsoft to back out of their outrageous policies. Not at all.
User avatar #49 - Metallicock (06/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I think all anyone ever wanted was a console with decent hardware, an online store and decently priced games that don't have a bunch of strings attached; just put it in and play. No ******** . The only thing that should be manditory is eletricity and a TV to play it on
A console just like the good ol' ones, but with online play. That's all I've ever wanted out of a console
#123 - thatjewishkid (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
playing skyrim for 8 hours.
xbox 1 plus ps4 is 5.
8-5 is 3.
half life 3 confirmed
User avatar #13 - SlowpokeForever (06/20/2013) [-]
I see it's a Dorkly post and still feel like an asshole.
#126 - pbconsigz (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"INSTEAD OF CRUSIFYING US 6 MONTHS BEFORE YOU EVEN TRIED THE SYSEM"   
   
OH SORRY MICROSOFT, THAT I DONT HAVE 500 DOLLARS TO BLOW ON "TRYING A CONSOLE"...... AND THATS CAPITALISM SO SHUT IT MICROSOFT, THE CUSTOMER WANTS WHAT HE WANTS, ITS SUPPLY AND DEMAND, NOT SELL BS AND EXPLOIT.....    
   
SO HERE IS A PENGUIN FOR MY THOUGHTS
"INSTEAD OF CRUSIFYING US 6 MONTHS BEFORE YOU EVEN TRIED THE SYSEM"

OH SORRY MICROSOFT, THAT I DONT HAVE 500 DOLLARS TO BLOW ON "TRYING A CONSOLE"...... AND THATS CAPITALISM SO SHUT IT MICROSOFT, THE CUSTOMER WANTS WHAT HE WANTS, ITS SUPPLY AND DEMAND, NOT SELL BS AND EXPLOIT.....

SO HERE IS A PENGUIN FOR MY THOUGHTS
#117 - scootabot ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
That made me feel bad and STILL not want to buy the system.
#179 - aliksander (06/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
These are valid comparisons to steam/computer games. There's only one problem: when people play console games, they aren't looking for computer games! If they wanted a gaming experience similar to steam on the computer,.... they would just go on their computer! Why buy a whole new system for that?

Here's a summary of a similar type of justification as the content posted:
Guy 1: Hey I heard you like apples and oranges?
Guy 2: Yeah sometimes I like to eat apples and other times oranges, that's true.
Guy 1: Well guess what? I just made a new fruit that looks like an orange but tastes like an apple! And it only costs 50% more than a normal orange!
Guy 2: ... No thanks, I don't want that.
Guy1: But you said you like apples and oranges! Why won't you buy an expensive orange that tastes like an apple?
Guy 2: Because when I want to taste apple, I go and get a fricking apple you idiot! I don't need an orange that tastes like an apple because APPLES ALREADY TASTE LIKE APPLES!!!

*end scene*
#86 - demothrin (06/20/2013) [-]
i think ill start off by saying NOBODY likes having to check in with steam everytime you log off your computer to play a game.
and thats kind of what we do want.....nicer graphics, its the whole point of next gen consoles isnt it? next generation graphics i have a dvd player and freeview built into my tv why would i then need the same things built into my game console (dvd i dont mind because now days it sounds like its going to have blue ray just like dvd players used to be a seperate deal during ps2's time) if i have a computer its more convenient to use that with a keyboard and mouse than a control pad to scroll town and type in wordds while searching the internet without having to buy a keyboard to plug into my controller.
Oh and the difference between used games and having to buy them is you have one group of people who buy the game straight off the shelf which gets the company money and the other group who can't afford the game because of financial issues so get it preowned later your system would change this to some people getting it brand new other getting a preowned one then unlocking it on the xbox which no doubt microsoft would get most of the money from and the poorer people maybe not getting the game at all because they are dirt poor. for instance i loved fable bought everyone off the shelf never played fallout so i got 3 preowed loved it and got new vegas off the shelf if you didnt allow people to get cheap games they wouldnt enjoy them so much they get the next one off the shelf brand new not everyone is willing to spend 1/4-1/2 of what ever money they can scrounge up that month to "try" a new game theve never heard of.
#59 - Giganova (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
NO, STOP WITH THE 						***********					.   
   
MS tought they could do something new, something revolutionary (like steam) but like always, people didn't want change and they failed to introduce it. So they changed it back. No 						*******					 conspiracy or anything, they just admitted to their mistake, my god, get over yourselfs.
NO, STOP WITH THE *********** .

MS tought they could do something new, something revolutionary (like steam) but like always, people didn't want change and they failed to introduce it. So they changed it back. No ******* conspiracy or anything, they just admitted to their mistake, my god, get over yourselfs.
User avatar #42 - szymonf (06/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
the last time i said this in a comment section i got 200 red thumbs.
User avatar #150 - namehasntbeentaken ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
I think that Microsoft didn't mess up with the new console, I think they messed up with the way they handled the situation. Microsoft is a HUGE company you would think there would be some professionalism involved with replying to the consumers (don't mean this, like the first statements on everything). Also you would think that, being as big as they are, Microsoft would realize one of the oldest problems with humanity: people fear change.
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#82 - notafunnyguy ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
if there ads portrayed the xbox one's features the same way this guy did there wouldnt be this controversy. it all makes sense now. especially the steam comment.
User avatar #36 - reaperriley (06/20/2013) [-]
You cant compare steam to consoles because its a program instead of a console. You dont have to use steam.
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