Fifth Grade. description. one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just loo
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Fifth Grade

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one time we got a new kid in fifth
grade and he walks right in and
sticks his hand under the stapler
and staples his hand and just looks
at the teacher and goes "I' m going
to the nurse" and leaves
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User avatar #1 - deadguyseven (06/20/2013) [+] (14 replies)
that kid had his priorities set
#17 - sphinxe (06/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
My mum used to work at a pretty 						******					 school, she would talk often talk to the kids who had been sent out in the halls etc because the teachers didn't care and or were crappy.   
   
One day she told me she looked in a classroom a child had a nosebleed, asks to go to the nurse and asks if his friend can go with him. The teacher says no, only the kid with the nosebleed can go.   
   
What does the kid do? In one fell swoop leans back as far as possible and smashes his face on the table. He then of course gets a nosebleed and just says 'Can I go now?'
My mum used to work at a pretty ****** school, she would talk often talk to the kids who had been sent out in the halls etc because the teachers didn't care and or were crappy.

One day she told me she looked in a classroom a child had a nosebleed, asks to go to the nurse and asks if his friend can go with him. The teacher says no, only the kid with the nosebleed can go.

What does the kid do? In one fell swoop leans back as far as possible and smashes his face on the table. He then of course gets a nosebleed and just says 'Can I go now?'
#5 - gnalde (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#27 - crazyolitis (06/20/2013) [-]
That's brutal.
#61 - harryblazer (06/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>3rd grade
>autistic kid named stevie sits in the back of the room
>since its the 3rd grade, we didnt really no what autism was, so we just thought he was wierd
>stevie also gets extra help and candy, so theres plenty of stevie hate going around
>one day we're learning about the revolutionary war or some **** and stevie keeps squirming and raising his hand
>teachers getting pissed and says "what do you want stevie?"
>"I have to gooo"
>teacher smirks, decides to be a cunt and is like "its MAY I go to the bathroom"
>stevie makes some velocoraptor noises and reapeats it
>"not yet...first you have to answer this question"
>stevie gives her this death stare and without breaking eye contacts ***** his pants l>completely serious face, he stands up and says "I warned you" and marches out like a champ
>teachers face when the lesson gets canceled and we watch the magic school bus

#14 - negerboll **User deleted account** (06/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
and.. and.. and

Do people on tublr lack the . and , on their keyboards?
#35 - differentone (06/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Similar story time:
>Be 7
>Get in the mood to draw
>Can't find any pencils
>I see the pencil sharpener
>At the time I thought sharpeners gave everything a fine point with lead
>Stick my finger in it, turn the sharpener
>Feel a tingle, I assume that means it's working
>I begin to draw
>Dad comes in and looks horrified, I just looked confused

I was just wondering why my finger lead was red and smeary.
-11
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User avatar #51 - slimtotheshady (06/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
In 1st grade, a girl in my class stapled her tongue, which was the most hardcore thing I had seen up to that point. Needless to say, she is a whore now.
#72 - DrPeppir (06/20/2013) [-]
MFW the stories in the comments.
MFW the stories in the comments.
#84 - sonofposeidon (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was in Welding class this year and we were 						*******					 around in the shop and this one guy named Jared claims to be the baddest 						************					, which we of course told him to prove. WHile the teacher was helping a sneaky retard with a saw (whole other story), he pulled down his pants and shot his right ass cheek with a staple gun.  He starts screaming (cause I guess he thought it was like a desktop stapler) and he's running around with his pants around his ankles and his white underwear covered in blood. We had to put him in a cart for carrying metal and wheel him to the nurse, cause he was bleeding so hard and crying so loud.  Her face when
I was in Welding class this year and we were ******* around in the shop and this one guy named Jared claims to be the baddest ************ , which we of course told him to prove. WHile the teacher was helping a sneaky retard with a saw (whole other story), he pulled down his pants and shot his right ass cheek with a staple gun. He starts screaming (cause I guess he thought it was like a desktop stapler) and he's running around with his pants around his ankles and his white underwear covered in blood. We had to put him in a cart for carrying metal and wheel him to the nurse, cause he was bleeding so hard and crying so loud. Her face when
#19 - masmota (06/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I used to staple my arms and 						****					 all time in school. it doesnt really hurt and freaks alot of people out_
I used to staple my arms and **** all time in school. it doesnt really hurt and freaks alot of people out_
#79 - tropicalbonerfish (06/20/2013) [-]
>be in kindergarten   
>teacher is trying to control classroom tard   
>after what seems like an eternity he shuts the hell up   
>teacher continues lesson   
>after ten minutes we hear horrible gagging sound   
>tard is choking on Elmers glue   
>school calls 911   
>ambulance comes and takes tard to the hospital   
>mfw all the other kids started to look for glue bottles so they could swallow some and ride in the ambulance too
>be in kindergarten
>teacher is trying to control classroom tard
>after what seems like an eternity he shuts the hell up
>teacher continues lesson
>after ten minutes we hear horrible gagging sound
>tard is choking on Elmers glue
>school calls 911
>ambulance comes and takes tard to the hospital
>mfw all the other kids started to look for glue bottles so they could swallow some and ride in the ambulance too
#75 - jacofhearts (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Story time   
   
>sophomore year of high school   
>french class   
>pretty good school, wonderfully nice teacher   
>kid in the back we all knew would totally bring a 12gauge to kill everyone    
>quiet day   
>kid starts making these horrible gagging noises   
>teacher asks if he's alright   
>rasps out that he swallowed his pen cap   
>panics, tells him to go to the nurse, knows none of us would take him   
>he leaves   
>comes back about a minute later   
>"Are... Are you alright?"   
>"I'm fine. I threw it up in the water fountain."   
>walks back to his seat   
>starts chewing on pencap again
Story time

>sophomore year of high school
>french class
>pretty good school, wonderfully nice teacher
>kid in the back we all knew would totally bring a 12gauge to kill everyone
>quiet day
>kid starts making these horrible gagging noises
>teacher asks if he's alright
>rasps out that he swallowed his pen cap
>panics, tells him to go to the nurse, knows none of us would take him
>he leaves
>comes back about a minute later
>"Are... Are you alright?"
>"I'm fine. I threw it up in the water fountain."
>walks back to his seat
>starts chewing on pencap again
#47 - malacyman (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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>be 2 weeks ago
>computers class, idiot kid says he's going to shoot his hand with a nail gun as he's stapling his hand
>think nothing of it and call him a moron
>fast forward to last week
>kid shoots his hand with a nail gun

MFW
#133 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
> My bro, 15 years old   
> Goes to alternative school because of fighting   
> Really wants to get out of class today, has new gf from other school   
> Asks teacher if he can go, teacher says no   
> Asks if he can leave if he broke a bone   
> "well, yes, but did you break a bone? Doesn't look like it, so sit down"   
> Bro holds out his hand in front of teacher, legit broke his own finger   
> Leaves classroom   
> That girl he broke his finger for is his wife and mother of two kids today
> My bro, 15 years old
> Goes to alternative school because of fighting
> Really wants to get out of class today, has new gf from other school
> Asks teacher if he can go, teacher says no
> Asks if he can leave if he broke a bone
> "well, yes, but did you break a bone? Doesn't look like it, so sit down"
> Bro holds out his hand in front of teacher, legit broke his own finger
> Leaves classroom
> That girl he broke his finger for is his wife and mother of two kids today
#76 - SpicerHyx (06/20/2013) [-]
>2nd grade   
>Kid named Kevin Butts   
>No Joke   
>Class clown   
>Decides to play with the stapler during free-time   
>Sticks his pointer finger and thumb together   
>Puts the in the stapler and    
>Staples his 2 fingers together   
>Realizes what he did   
>Pulls his fingers apart, ripping the staple out of this thumb   
>Teacher's face when
>2nd grade
>Kid named Kevin Butts
>No Joke
>Class clown
>Decides to play with the stapler during free-time
>Sticks his pointer finger and thumb together
>Puts the in the stapler and
>Staples his 2 fingers together
>Realizes what he did
>Pulls his fingers apart, ripping the staple out of this thumb
>Teacher's face when
#30 - hattaz (06/20/2013) [-]
#45 - xchain (06/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I once accidentally cut a tiny part of my top lip off with scissors..    
   
Gif unrelated.
I once accidentally cut a tiny part of my top lip off with scissors..

Gif unrelated.
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