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The Irish

I was in Asda earlier, this trick ******* chav bitch was en
the , face like a slapped arse and all the
charisma m a half eaten waffle. I came pay, I had only
milk and bread but had he change.
fla. 03 please"
Starry this is all We get," as I handed her a 220 note.
Hasn' t you got anything smaller, 'cos it will take all my
mange, and I don' t wanna count out 218. 97?' she replied
and pulled a stroppy tape.
I' got nothing, if that helps," I didn' t get it
I thought **** it, I' ll pay by card.
Shall I pay by card?" I asked.
Don' t do me he favours," she snapped.
I kept my cool and just put my PIN in,
Cash back?" she asked sarcastically.
I couldnt resist it,., "Oh yes, . 13? please."
lent **** with a tired Irishman...
That is all.
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#1 - iamtheblackgoat (06/19/2013) [-]
mfw "face like a slapped arse"
mfw "face like a slapped arse"
#45 - presentdent (06/20/2013) [-]
And so the Tired Irishman prevails. COUNT MY MONEY, CASH WENCH.
And so the Tired Irishman prevails. COUNT MY MONEY, CASH WENCH.
#41 - irokk (06/20/2013) [-]
Honestly, when aren't we tired
Honestly, when aren't we tired
#47 to #41 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
When you're drunk.
User avatar #60 to #47 - zorororonoa (06/20/2013) [-]
No, they still are tired, they just can't feel it.
User avatar #2 - blasthardcheese (06/20/2013) [-]
"Don't **** with a tired Irishman..."
Never a truer word spoken.
User avatar #49 to #2 - Rollerofdouble (06/20/2013) [-]
As an Irish man, I can confirm this.
#10 - demystify (06/20/2013) [-]
This is why I get along with 			**********		.   
They speak my language.
This is why I get along with ********** .
They speak my language.
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#27 to #10 - timmity (06/20/2013) [-]
i am fully irish but i ******* hate potatoes...
User avatar #58 to #27 - demystify (06/20/2013) [-]
I love potatoes for a couple of reasons.
1. They taste decent when cooked correctly
2. (more importantly) they can sit around for weeks and never go bad.

Also, I'm a quarter Irish, though I can understand why an Irishman would hate potatoes.
User avatar #59 to #58 - IrishAssassin (06/20/2013) [-]
Yes, some potatoes are definitely better than others. For example, mashed are king of all potatoes
User avatar #62 to #59 - demystify (06/20/2013) [-]
Can't say I agree with that one, as I've had some potato wedges with bacon and cheese that just made me giddy for the entire rest of the day.
User avatar #63 to #62 - IrishAssassin (06/20/2013) [-]
Hmm, I'll have to try that one
User avatar #65 to #63 - demystify (06/20/2013) [-]
Like most potato dishes, it has to be done just right or it ends up tasting weird. Be best to look up a recipe if you're going to try it.
User avatar #68 to #65 - IrishAssassin (06/20/2013) [-]
I can't cook for **** , that's what other people are for
User avatar #69 to #68 - demystify (06/20/2013) [-]
Fair enough, just make sure they know what they're doing. lol
#33 - teamrocketninja (06/20/2013) [-]
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#39 to #33 - ssnowy (06/20/2013) [-]
Like a baws.
Like a baws.
#29 - dwarfman (06/20/2013) [-]
Should've given him £16.53 in change.
User avatar #72 - TheBarneyStinson (06/20/2013) [-]
The fact that this has over 20k likes indicates that this isn't a user, but a fanpage. This means that by not showing who posted it, you're not protecting their identity, you're ripping them off.

What the hell, OP?
#76 to #72 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
not really, i got 25,000 likes on something once, but my facebook is on public so anyone can view it so yeah actually no you're right
#15 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
what has being irish got to do with it?
User avatar #16 to #15 - agwd (06/20/2013) [-]
Maybe if he said "Keep the change" at the end.. that would of been more Irish.
#57 - cannedsmarties (06/20/2013) [-]
That lightbulb... gif unrelated
That lightbulb... gif unrelated
User avatar #24 - komoikluku (06/20/2013) [-]
Makes me proud to be Irish
#66 - scotlandhome (06/20/2013) [-]
still funny to me
User avatar #5 - ryanmck (06/20/2013) [-]
What is "cash back" all I can think of is that one bad movie.
User avatar #34 to #5 - colegaleener (06/20/2013) [-]
I liked that movie..
User avatar #93 to #34 - ryanmck (06/20/2013) [-]
Me too but it's a guilty pleasure.
User avatar #6 to #5 - carpediam (06/20/2013) [-]
You can take an extra amount of money out of your account at a convenience store with cash back. Basically he'll still pay the 20, and still get 18.97 in change.
#7 to #6 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
So that's what that option is.. I've always wondered.. I could have taken out my rent money there instead of hunting down a bank..
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User avatar #32 to #8 - grocer (06/20/2013) [-]
Actually, most stores will only keep around £250 in their tills at a time, removing it throughout the day. Barely anyone ever asks for cashback to make a dent in the daily sales. I know as I am a grocer.
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User avatar #94 to #61 - grocer (06/21/2013) [-]
We ask customers if they want cashback as the service costs nothing to us. It just means that there is slightly less cash to have to pay into the bank at the end of the day.

I'm not sure that there is a good definition on here yet so:
Cashback is when the checkout staff will give you some cash from your own account. In this way, they are acting like an ATM. That is all.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Dakafal ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
I never thought about that. That makes a lot of sense.
#23 - animatedshadow (06/20/2013) [-]
I call ******** . There's a recession on here, no one has 20 notes.
User avatar #46 to #23 - fukkendragonite (06/20/2013) [-]
I have £20 notes. What are you talking about?
#25 to #23 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
I've got some.

That is all.
User avatar #30 to #25 - animatedshadow (06/20/2013) [-]
You're Korean, you have even less than we do
User avatar #37 to #23 - kylebro (06/20/2013) [-]
It's $18.97, not €18.97.
The post never says the guy is in Ireland.
User avatar #38 to #37 - kylebro (06/20/2013) [-]
£*
User avatar #35 - colegaleener (06/20/2013) [-]
"Cash back?"

"I'mma need about tree fiddy"
User avatar #3 - Zedotelhado (06/20/2013) [-]
I honestly don't get it ._.
#53 to #3 - Penn (06/20/2013) [-]
What don't you get...?
User avatar #4 to #3 - beerbellycolly (06/20/2013) [-]
the girl was complaining that she would have to count out 18.87 and when he asked for cash back, it meant that she had to count it out anyways.

i dont know if this helps you understand it more but i tried
User avatar #86 - cakezs (06/20/2013) [-]
That's cheap milk and bread
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