E3 was ok. . is( wars. Sony and who' s it going to be sleights turn dark Everyone is scared, hugs people, holds others. feeling of and fear even hear thudding a

E3 was ok

is( wars.
**** Sony and ************ who' s it going to be
sleights turn dark
Everyone is scared, hugs people, holds others.
feeling of and fear
even hear thudding and the Mor shakes
Lights slowly come back on
alts our lard and saviour
ems infinitely chinned mouth opens to speak
sit doesnt even matter what he' s saying, people are stopping from touching themselves
the words "abort" and "playstation". Releases the world' s most beautiful sound: the laughter mine one and only
Eeveryone is laughing new tears are streaming down everyone' s face. Microsoft and Sony employees dent know what the **** they do. they get on their knees obeying the master
owe lord reaches into his pocket. pulls out small device
******** silence.
eeverything is .. averyone‘ s high
lips slowly part, no one can believe it.
Mia deep beautiful voice announces orange box
sentence is finished everyone is masturbating
are masturbating
sercurity is masturbating
Peeople watching at home are masturbating
Sony and Microsoft are streaming tears of sorrow; also masturbating
MG holds up one hand.
tmie sound whopping meat increases
Hires finger raised
Pacreams in the audience, someone fainted-
itsswo fingers raised
ppeople just cant stand, some prefecture ejaculations. some just ******* blow the **** up. blood. organs- jizz everywhere.
we raises third finger.
sine entirety of the ihrem has a collective orgasm.
seany and Microsoft start blowing up their consoles at in front of everyone.
come up and kiss his feet and beg for forgiveness. he pretends they dent exist
Bearely anyone is still standing, last few remaining strong audience members stare at him, lips drooling and oozing
malt Life 3. Portal 3, Team Fortress 3
Alights turn on again.
we one knows what happened. No one is conscious.
hank you lord and saviour
an ank you.
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#2 - varke (06/19/2013) [-]
#3 - thedecodedgamer (06/20/2013) [-]
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#4 - lockstin (06/20/2013) [-]
This has left me laughing and erect.
This has left me laughing and erect.
#9 - bakawaka (06/20/2013) [-]
I would really prefer L4D3 instead of TF3. i think TF is fine as it is
User avatar #8 - godshandshake (06/20/2013) [-]
With all the hype for half life 3 it will end up being a complete disappointment like duke nukem forever
User avatar #7 - carelessinteractin (06/20/2013) [-]
I do not enjoy and Half-Life, Portal, or Team-Fortress games. This is one of those things where being different can get you killed. Or just keep your mouth shut. Does it really matter? I don't know. My stomach and head hurt. I feel like suicide but I don't know...I'm to weak to do so and then it just kinda drags on...So anyway yeah....ummmm...yay "steambox".
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