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Windows 95. There are more of these... Welcome to Windows what' s tler l ii) Did you know... grim Registration l In the last sis months. 14 people from your Nex

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will go to sleep and have an amazing dream.
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thing in your palm. He smiles- You wake up.
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Welcome to Windows
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - kattykillfish
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(06/19/2013) [-]
Related.
User avatar #27 to #2 - nyeeeh
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(06/20/2013) [-]
Oh god was this an actual thing in windows 95?
User avatar #47 to #27 - drunkasaurus
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(06/20/2013) [-]
Yes. Microsoft instructed everyone to perform self-surgery at home in order to install Windows 95 into their bodies.
User avatar #52 to #47 - kattykillfish
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(06/20/2013) [-]
Yes, you can identify Windows 95 users by the scar from the incision and bat-like behavior.
#54 to #52 - cshp
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(06/20/2013) [-]
>bat-like behavior
>bat-like behavior
User avatar #51 to #2 - clockworkphysicist
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(06/20/2013) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough, my dick got caught in my abdomen.
#22 to #2 - drunkasaurus
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(06/20/2013) [-]
and now we wait
User avatar #3 - Metallicock
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(06/19/2013) [-]
That flesh thing is creepy. . .
#24 - koltan
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(06/20/2013) [-]
#15 - btsharpshot
Reply +38 123456789123345869
(06/20/2013) [-]
this legitimately freaked me out
#61 to #15 - dawdawdwa
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(06/20/2013) [-]
I let go of my mouse and tried voice command. Then figured out I`m not gonna be of much use to 'them' anyway.    
   
Gif unrelated.
I let go of my mouse and tried voice command. Then figured out I`m not gonna be of much use to 'them' anyway.

Gif unrelated.
User avatar #23 to #15 - mattdoggy
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(06/20/2013) [-]
That's why i perpetually watch porn, to contaminate there samples
#1 - anon id: aae9f16b
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(06/19/2013) [-]
Repost 95
User avatar #10 to #1 - lolshadowjewtwo
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(06/19/2013) [-]
AND STRAIGHT OUT OF LEFT FIELD A REPOST ON FUNNYJUNK WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT
#6 to #1 - wrought
Reply +33 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
OH A THING HAS BEEN POSTED ON FJ
I WILL LOG IT IN MY MEMORY AND MAKE SURE NOONE EVER SEES IT AGAIN
shut up
User avatar #35 to #6 - rhiaanor
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(06/20/2013) [-]
To be fair its on frontpage every other week
User avatar #43 to #35 - lolshadowjewtwo
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(06/20/2013) [-]
No... It really isn't.
#11 - allion
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(06/20/2013) [-]
the third one...
the third one...
#14 - anothereposter **User deleted account**
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#37 to #14 - demystify
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(06/20/2013) [-]
I should trust this fellow. He seems like a nice guy.
#36 - anon id: d45f6e7c
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(06/20/2013) [-]
good thing I use a touch pad then, MOTHA *************** file:///C:/Users/Jake/Downloads/penguin.gif
User avatar #40 to #36 - ungratefuljew
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(06/20/2013) [-]
Hello Jake
#33 - funnyfuuuuuu
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#39 to #33 - jakols
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(06/20/2013) [-]
It's impolite to greet someone with your left hand, even it you are left handed.   
i see no place for you and your filthy left-hand-shakers here.    
Now, make it so. Scram
It's impolite to greet someone with your left hand, even it you are left handed.
i see no place for you and your filthy left-hand-shakers here.
Now, make it so. Scram
User avatar #56 to #33 - CRosBY
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(06/20/2013) [-]
What is so freaky about backwards music?
User avatar #44 to #33 - schmettermuschi
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(06/20/2013) [-]
that one sounds like it's from the holder series
#48 to #33 - anon id: b520e100
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(06/20/2013) [-]
Repeat for unlimited free eggs
User avatar #5 - whiteniggers
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(06/19/2013) [-]
Does the egg one have any significant meaning?
#7 to #5 - anon id: 9b65ff24
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(06/19/2013) [-]
none at all.

stop asking questions, citizen.
#8 to #5 - hollyisthebest
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(06/19/2013) [-]
Yes
Yes
User avatar #19 to #8 - kuhnyisland
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(06/20/2013) [-]
HowToBasic! Which video is this from?
User avatar #21 to #19 - thedeviousfaggot
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(06/20/2013) [-]
How to get 1,000,000 subscribers
#42 to #21 - supersaiyajin
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User avatar #20 to #19 - hollyisthebest
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