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Windows 95. There are more of these... Welcome to Windows what' s tler l ii) Did you know... grim Registration l In the last sis months. 14 people from your Nex

There are more of these..

Welcome to Windows
what' s tler l
ii) Did you know... grim Registration l
In the last sis months. 14 people from your Next lip l
town have been resorted missing.
You havarti checked your Recycle Bin in
about that tong.
FF finite tht" Screen next time you start Windows
Welcome to Windows
What' s New
ii) Did you know... Fine Registration l
A small needle at the base of your mouse has was lip l
been gradually collecting your blood.
The backup is almost complete.
Screen netero time you start Window
Welcome to Windows
Did you know... 'whatsnew]
i) If you listen to . ME) backwards. you flt' litte Registration l
will go to sleep and have an amazing dream.
In it,, one by one, you meet the Microsoft .
Windows 95 Product Team. Next lip i
Finally, you get to Mt, Gates. You reach out to
shake his hand, but instead, he puts some-
thing in your palm. He smiles- You wake up.
In your hand will be a small. white egg.
fir/ this Semen next time you start Windows
Welcome to Windows
ii) Did you know... grim Registration l
Your Internet connection is working fine,; Next lip l
No one replies to your emails because there
is no one left.
I? fithos, this ‘welcome Screen next time you start viscose
Welcome to Windows
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Touch your monitor. It is warm. like flesh. Neat Tip l
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Not yet,
ici' fithos " unwelcome Screen new time you start Windows
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#2 - kattykillfish (06/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Related.
User avatar #3 - Metallicock (06/19/2013) [-]
That flesh thing is creepy. . .
#24 - koltan (06/20/2013) [-]
#15 - btsharpshot (06/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
this legitimately freaked me out
#1 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Repost 95
#6 to #1 - wrought (06/19/2013) [-]
OH A THING HAS BEEN POSTED ON FJ
I WILL LOG IT IN MY MEMORY AND MAKE SURE NOONE EVER SEES IT AGAIN
shut up
#11 - allion (06/20/2013) [-]
the third one...
the third one...
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#36 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
good thing I use a touch pad then, MOTHA *************** file:///C:/Users/Jake/Downloads/penguin.gif
User avatar #40 to #36 - ungratefuljew (06/20/2013) [-]
Hello Jake
User avatar #5 - whiteniggers (06/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Does the egg one have any significant meaning?
#8 to #5 - hollyisthebest (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes
Yes
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User avatar #25 - xxhunterxx (06/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Anyone actually try the Clouds.MID thing?
#31 to #25 - Blarge **User deleted account** (06/20/2013) [-]
i swear i was drunk
i swear i was drunk
#60 - fjponythread (06/20/2013) [-]
>Last one
#16 - wildfireryo (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
On number 3, so Bill Gates is Koenma?
#46 - tobistrigoivii (06/20/2013) [-]
I lost it at this one.
+2
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User avatar #12 - SavageBAMFx (06/20/2013) [-]
Well that explains why my pinky goes numb sometimes.
User avatar #26 - frotw (06/20/2013) [-]
Reminds me of my Linux Mint terminal: "Today you will be successful, pick a fight with a 4 year old!"
User avatar #13 - cinnamonswirls (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Still better than windows 8
User avatar #49 to #13 - capslockrage (06/20/2013) [-]
Nothing is wrong with windows 8.
#4 - osboom (06/19/2013) [-]
God, it's actually warm...first time I notice it.
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