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Windows 95. There are more of these... Welcome to Windows what' s tler l ii) Did you know... grim Registration l In the last sis months. 14 people from your Nex

There are more of these..

Welcome to Windows
what' s tler l
ii) Did you know... grim Registration l
In the last sis months. 14 people from your Next lip l
town have been resorted missing.
You havarti checked your Recycle Bin in
about that tong.
FF finite tht" Screen next time you start Windows
Welcome to Windows
What' s New
ii) Did you know... Fine Registration l
A small needle at the base of your mouse has was lip l
been gradually collecting your blood.
The backup is almost complete.
Screen netero time you start Window
Welcome to Windows
Did you know... 'whatsnew]
i) If you listen to . ME) backwards. you flt' litte Registration l
will go to sleep and have an amazing dream.
In it,, one by one, you meet the Microsoft .
Windows 95 Product Team. Next lip i
Finally, you get to Mt, Gates. You reach out to
shake his hand, but instead, he puts some-
thing in your palm. He smiles- You wake up.
In your hand will be a small. white egg.
fir/ this Semen next time you start Windows
Welcome to Windows
ii) Did you know... grim Registration l
Your Internet connection is working fine,; Next lip l
No one replies to your emails because there
is no one left.
I? fithos, this ‘welcome Screen next time you start viscose
Welcome to Windows
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Did you know... Fine Registration I
Touch your monitor. It is warm. like flesh. Neat Tip l
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Not yet,
ici' fithos " unwelcome Screen new time you start Windows
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#24 - koltan (06/20/2013) [-]
#15 - btsharpshot (06/20/2013) [-]
this legitimately freaked me out
#61 to #15 - dawdawdwa (06/20/2013) [-]
I let go of my mouse and tried voice command. Then figured out I`m not gonna be of much use to 'them' anyway.    
   
Gif unrelated.
I let go of my mouse and tried voice command. Then figured out I`m not gonna be of much use to 'them' anyway.

Gif unrelated.
User avatar #23 to #15 - mattdoggy (06/20/2013) [-]
That's why i perpetually watch porn, to contaminate there samples
User avatar #3 - Metallicock (06/19/2013) [-]
That flesh thing is creepy. . .
#2 - kattykillfish (06/19/2013) [-]
Related.
#27 to #2 - nyeeeh (06/20/2013) [-]
Oh god was this an actual thing in windows 95?
User avatar #47 to #27 - drunkasaurus (06/20/2013) [-]
Yes. Microsoft instructed everyone to perform self-surgery at home in order to install Windows 95 into their bodies.
User avatar #52 to #47 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
Yes, you can identify Windows 95 users by the scar from the incision and bat-like behavior.
#54 to #52 - cshp (06/20/2013) [-]
>bat-like behavior
>bat-like behavior
User avatar #51 to #2 - clockworkphysicist (06/20/2013) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough, my dick got caught in my abdomen.
#22 to #2 - drunkasaurus (06/20/2013) [-]
and now we wait
#11 - allion (06/20/2013) [-]
the third one...
the third one...
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#14 - anothereposter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#37 to #14 - demystify (06/20/2013) [-]
I should trust this fellow. He seems like a nice guy.
#39 to #33 - jakols (06/20/2013) [-]
It's impolite to greet someone with your left hand, even it you are left handed.   
i see no place for you and your filthy left-hand-shakers here.    
Now, make it so. Scram
It's impolite to greet someone with your left hand, even it you are left handed.
i see no place for you and your filthy left-hand-shakers here.
Now, make it so. Scram
User avatar #44 to #33 - schmettermuschi (06/20/2013) [-]
that one sounds like it's from the holder series
User avatar #56 to #33 - CRosBY (06/20/2013) [-]
What is so freaky about backwards music?
#48 to #33 - John Cena (06/20/2013) [-]
Repeat for unlimited free eggs
+6
#38 - doctorsybil **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#60 - fjponythread (06/20/2013) [-]
>Last one
#46 - tobistrigoivii (06/20/2013) [-]
I lost it at this one.
+2
#18 - joelthelastofus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #12 - SavageBAMFx (06/20/2013) [-]
Well that explains why my pinky goes numb sometimes.
User avatar #5 - whiteniggers (06/19/2013) [-]
Does the egg one have any significant meaning?
#8 to #5 - hollyisthebest (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes
Yes
User avatar #19 to #8 - kuhnyisland (06/20/2013) [-]
HowToBasic! Which video is this from?
User avatar #21 to #19 - thedeviousfaggot (06/20/2013) [-]
How to get 1,000,000 subscribers
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#42 to #21 - supersaiyajin has deleted their comment [-]
#7 to #5 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
none at all.

stop asking questions, citizen.
#16 - wildfireryo (06/20/2013) [-]
On number 3, so Bill Gates is Koenma?
User avatar #13 - cinnamonswirls (06/20/2013) [-]
Still better than windows 8
User avatar #49 to #13 - capslockrage (06/20/2013) [-]
Nothing is wrong with windows 8.
#1 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
Repost 95
User avatar #10 to #1 - lolshadowjewtwo (06/19/2013) [-]
AND STRAIGHT OUT OF LEFT FIELD A REPOST ON FUNNYJUNK WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT
#6 to #1 - wrought (06/19/2013) [-]
OH A THING HAS BEEN POSTED ON FJ
I WILL LOG IT IN MY MEMORY AND MAKE SURE NOONE EVER SEES IT AGAIN
shut up
User avatar #35 to #6 - rhiaanor (06/20/2013) [-]
To be fair its on frontpage every other week
User avatar #43 to #35 - lolshadowjewtwo (06/20/2013) [-]
No... It really isn't.
#55 - LocoJoe (06/20/2013) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #50 - iguessimnotfunny (06/20/2013) [-]
There are 6 letters in orange, orange is the color text used in the image, divide 6 by 2, you get 3, Half-Life 3 Confirmed.
#36 - John Cena (06/20/2013) [-]
good thing I use a touch pad then, MOTHA *************** file:///C:/Users/Jake/Downloads/penguin.gif
User avatar #40 to #36 - ungratefuljew (06/20/2013) [-]
Hello Jake
User avatar #26 - frotw (06/20/2013) [-]
Reminds me of my Linux Mint terminal: "Today you will be successful, pick a fight with a 4 year old!"
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