Victory. . why are {mu so far away? You missed your‘ L chance earlier because " League of Legends... icture Dang it... Everytime-. I've said it before, and i'm saying it again. That girl looks like she has something in her mouth. Like food. Or cum. I'm gonna say cum. Victory why are {mu so far away? You missed your‘ L chance earlier because " League of Legends icture Dang it Everytime- I've said before and i'm saying again That girl looks like she has something in her mouth Like food Or cum I'm gonna say
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#1 - dreaddune
Reply +94
(06/19/2013) [-]
I've said it before, and i'm saying it again. That girl looks like she has something in her mouth. Like food. Or cum. I'm gonna say cum.
#52 to #1 - ktbmnf
Reply +1
(06/20/2013) [-]
it looks like pouting to me, but then again, im always wrong in every argument.
#13 to #1 - rainbowtacos ONLINE
Reply +7
(06/20/2013) [-]
She's pouting, it's a pouting mouth, but that doesn't mean we can't believe what we want.
#2 to #1 - kilaniization
Reply +31
(06/19/2013) [-]
its good to chew before swallowing
#8 to #2 - datbosspimp
Reply +6
(06/19/2013) [-]
#15 - frownwarrior
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#75 to #15 - dunderbiffen
Reply -1
(06/20/2013) [-]
That is a nice story bro.   
   
Not.
That is a nice story bro.

Not.
#20 to #15 - gameshredder
Reply +78
(06/20/2013) [-]



And I'm the queen of Neptune.
#72 to #20 - jerichowatch
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
A pleasure to meet you, your majesty.
#42 to #20 - undeadwill
Reply -10
(06/20/2013) [-]
My boy friend plays oblivion and I play WarZ

gay love fest <3
#51 to #42 - anon
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
But..but.. WarZ sucks..
#66 to #51 - froggets
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
Yeah as he said, gay love fest!
#70 to #66 - undeadwill
Reply -1
(06/20/2013) [-]
I added the gay love fest because I do not men of questionable character seeking companionship on the basis of misinformation.
#69 to #51 - undeadwill
Reply -1
(06/20/2013) [-]
It can have moments that really suck like every game but I got it free, its a zombie survival simulation and that pretty bitching so while you may not enjoy it I do.

Red thumb me as I am a massive zombie loving faggot.
#25 - thype
Reply +64
(06/20/2013) [-]
#17 - anon
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
to bad, a lot of people who play LoL don't look like that, though they are quiet smart....small percentage are that fit
#31 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
i'll have you know im brilliant, sexy as ****, and way too conceited
#68 to #17 - Jameshaich
Reply +4
(06/20/2013) [-]
I met my current LoL team at the gym.
They all lift pretty well...
#22 to #17 - sepheroth
Reply +6
(06/20/2013) [-]
Quiet smart.
#32 to #17 - holcomb
Reply +30
(06/20/2013) [-]
that's a joke me and all of my freinds who play LoL are extremely fit and most of us have good looking girlfreinds pic related it's me and my gf
#49 to #32 - potatot ONLINE
Reply +2
(06/20/2013) [-]
12/10, would ****.
#3 - kattykillfish
Reply +18
(06/19/2013) [-]
Nights with my boyfriend are kinda like this 'cept I'm the one who missed my chance and it was Skyrim not Leage of Ledgends.
#24 to #3 - yologdog
Reply -12
(06/20/2013) [-]
We should hook up. That way we'll never have sex because we're too busy missing our chances by playing skyrim. ^_^
#29 to #24 - masterboll
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(06/20/2013) [-]
#30 to #29 - kattykillfish
Reply +2
(06/20/2013) [-]
tee-hee.
#56 to #29 - enpootis
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
alpha as ****
#16 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
a/s/l?
#28 to #3 - yunoacceptnumbers
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#4 to #3 - awildniglet
Reply +4
(06/19/2013) [-]
Same with me, actually
#5 to #3 - kolimm **User deleted account**
Reply +15
(06/19/2013) [-]
morrowind masterrace
#41 - weirddark
Reply +14
(06/20/2013) [-]
#71 to #41 - ekiouja
Reply +4
(06/20/2013) [-]
He really is alpha
#39 - unclebourbon
Reply +13
(06/20/2013) [-]
Too bad this kind of **** doesn't happen in real life.... ._.
Too bad this kind of **** doesn't happen in real life.... ._.
#44 to #39 - remilia
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
it does for me tough. but i also play league after sex and dont fall asleep like him.
#45 to #44 - unclebourbon
Reply +1
(06/20/2013) [-]
I'm lucky to get it earned at me once a week.
#46 to #45 - remilia
Reply +1
(06/20/2013) [-]
earing is a bit... awkward.

You should be able to have at least 2-3 times sex a week, its not too much not too less.

if she makes you beg for it... dont do that. You can try to make her want it by being sweet and massage her or cuddle~into sex but... if that doesnt work dont bother trying, just go on youporn and do it yourself. If she sees that youre not as interested in sex as before she will get jealous and feel unloved and eventually get to you herself.
sex is something both people should want and enjoy.

If I need to "earn" sex i could just go to the brothel and buy it.
That's what it feels like "earning" sex. It's like buying.
#47 to #46 - unclebourbon
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
xD That made me laugh. I enjoyed the brothel bit. Earning it sure does feel like buying it, buying it with like.... cuddling and ****.
#53 to #47 - remilia
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
have a nice day
#54 to #53 - unclebourbon
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
Cheers mate. You too.
#58 to #47 - phtholognyrrh
Reply -1
(06/20/2013) [-]
cuddling and massaging helps turn some girls on, not just in the head, but down where you you want then to be excited (the wenis, of course)
#59 to #58 - unclebourbon
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
Lolwut?
#60 to #59 - phtholognyrrh
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
but for real tho, girls can be horny but not... well, wet, and then its no fun for anyone. but cuddling and massages turn the body on to match the brains desire, equaling.. well, sex.
#61 to #60 - unclebourbon
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
I know how it works lol. Thanks though.
#62 to #61 - phtholognyrrh
Reply +1
(06/20/2013) [-]
you never know. some of the users are quite young. maybe theyll stumble across this conversation, try it, and get turned dow, just like we all were. then ill sit back, and muster a fatherly tear, and think "my little anons all grown up now"
#63 to #62 - unclebourbon
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I understand that. I'm married with a few munchkins of my own so I completely understand.
#64 to #63 - phtholognyrrh
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
i guess youre on the way older end of the user spectrum then
#65 to #64 - unclebourbon
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
23. Been on Funnyjunk since the yellow page though...
#67 to #65 - phtholognyrrh
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
i just joined a while back, but ive quickly become addicted. never had internet access outside of locked down school computers till a year ago, so when i stumbled upon the internet i was like "whoa"
#74 to #45 - anon
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
Okey, I know about something that will work ALL the time. If you aren't shy or afraid of doing it, this is what you'll do:
Next time you guys go to bed, and you want to have sex and she denies it. Roll over to your side with your back against her. Start masturbating. No matter what she says or what ever, just keep going. You don't have to answer her back, but if you feel like you have to, keep the answers as short as possible. If she doesn't stop with the complaining and still won't have sex with you. Go to the bathroom and finish your work there. When you come back, just lie down and go to sleep, IGNORE her. If she won't have sex with you. You just show here that you don't give a **** about it. Works for me everytime, and i'm sure it will work for you!
#9 - hollyisthebest
Reply +8
(06/19/2013) [-]
She didn't want to seem desperate, But she wanted sex.
She wanted you to make the move.
#77 to #9 - kattykillfish
Reply +1
(06/20/2013) [-]
Women are like that.
I am sometimes like that. We want validation, and we want to be wanted.
But **** we are annoying as **** sometimes.
#57 - neocortex
Reply +7
(06/20/2013) [-]
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Welcome to yolo solo queue....^^
#79 to #57 - jibbablabba
Reply 0
(06/21/2013) [-]
good thing i prefer top over AD Carry so this situation would be a blessing, minus the cry baby ezreal
#35 - leobreacker
Reply +4
(06/20/2013) [-]
This is kawaii as ****.