Victory. . why are {mu so far away? You missed your‘ L chance earlier because " League of Legends... icture Dang it... Everytime-. I've said it before, and i'm saying it again. That girl looks like she has something in her mouth. Like food. Or cum. I'm gonna say cum.


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#25 - thype (06/20/2013) [-]
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#75 to #15 - dunderbiffen (06/20/2013) [-]
That is a nice story bro.   
That is a nice story bro.

#20 to #15 - gameshredder (06/20/2013) [-]

And I'm the queen of Neptune.
User avatar #42 to #20 - undeadwill (06/20/2013) [-]
My boy friend plays oblivion and I play WarZ

gay love fest <3
#51 to #42 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
But..but.. WarZ sucks..
User avatar #66 to #51 - froggets (06/20/2013) [-]
Yeah as he said, gay love fest!
User avatar #70 to #66 - undeadwill (06/20/2013) [-]
I added the gay love fest because I do not men of questionable character seeking companionship on the basis of misinformation.
User avatar #69 to #51 - undeadwill (06/20/2013) [-]
It can have moments that really suck like every game but I got it free, its a zombie survival simulation and that pretty bitching so while you may not enjoy it I do.

Red thumb me as I am a massive zombie loving faggot.
User avatar #72 to #20 - jerichowatch (06/20/2013) [-]
A pleasure to meet you, your majesty.
User avatar #3 - kattykillfish (06/19/2013) [-]
Nights with my boyfriend are kinda like this 'cept I'm the one who missed my chance and it was Skyrim not Leage of Ledgends.
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#16 to #3 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 to #3 - yologdog (06/20/2013) [-]
We should hook up. That way we'll never have sex because we're too busy missing our chances by playing skyrim. ^_^
User avatar #4 to #3 - awildniglet (06/19/2013) [-]
Same with me, actually
User avatar #5 to #3 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
morrowind masterrace
User avatar #1 - dreaddune (06/19/2013) [-]
I've said it before, and i'm saying it again. That girl looks like she has something in her mouth. Like food. Or cum. I'm gonna say cum.
User avatar #52 to #1 - ktbmnf (06/20/2013) [-]
it looks like pouting to me, but then again, im always wrong in every argument.
User avatar #13 to #1 - rainbowtacos (06/20/2013) [-]
She's pouting, it's a pouting mouth, but that doesn't mean we can't believe what we want.
User avatar #2 to #1 - kilaniization (06/19/2013) [-]
its good to chew before swallowing
#17 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
to bad, a lot of people who play LoL don't look like that, though they are quiet smart....small percentage are that fit
#68 to #17 - Jameshaich (06/20/2013) [-]
I met my current LoL team at the gym.
They all lift pretty well...
User avatar #22 to #17 - sepheroth (06/20/2013) [-]
Quiet smart.
#31 to #17 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
i'll have you know im brilliant, sexy as **** , and way too conceited
#32 to #17 - holcomb (06/20/2013) [-]
that's a joke me and all of my freinds who play LoL are extremely fit and most of us have good looking girlfreinds pic related it's me and my gf
User avatar #49 to #32 - potatot ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
12/10, would **** .
#41 - weirddark ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
#71 to #41 - ekiouja (06/20/2013) [-]
He really is alpha
#39 - unclebourbon (06/20/2013) [-]
Too bad this kind of 			****		 doesn't happen in real life.... ._.
Too bad this kind of **** doesn't happen in real life.... ._.
User avatar #44 to #39 - remilia (06/20/2013) [-]
it does for me tough. but i also play league after sex and dont fall asleep like him.
User avatar #45 to #44 - unclebourbon (06/20/2013) [-]
I'm lucky to get it earned at me once a week.
User avatar #46 to #45 - remilia (06/20/2013) [-]
earing is a bit... awkward.

You should be able to have at least 2-3 times sex a week, its not too much not too less.

if she makes you beg for it... dont do that. You can try to make her want it by being sweet and massage her or cuddle~into sex but... if that doesnt work dont bother trying, just go on youporn and do it yourself. If she sees that youre not as interested in sex as before she will get jealous and feel unloved and eventually get to you herself.
sex is something both people should want and enjoy.

If I need to "earn" sex i could just go to the brothel and buy it.
That's what it feels like "earning" sex. It's like buying.
User avatar #47 to #46 - unclebourbon (06/20/2013) [-]
xD That made me laugh. I enjoyed the brothel bit. Earning it sure does feel like buying it, buying it with like.... cuddling and **** .
User avatar #58 to #47 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
cuddling and massaging helps turn some girls on, not just in the head, but down where you you want then to be excited (the wenis, of course)
User avatar #59 to #58 - unclebourbon (06/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #60 to #59 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
but for real tho, girls can be horny but not... well, wet, and then its no fun for anyone. but cuddling and massages turn the body on to match the brains desire, equaling.. well, sex.
User avatar #61 to #60 - unclebourbon (06/20/2013) [-]
I know how it works lol. Thanks though.
User avatar #62 to #61 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
you never know. some of the users are quite young. maybe theyll stumble across this conversation, try it, and get turned dow, just like we all were. then ill sit back, and muster a fatherly tear, and think "my little anons all grown up now"
User avatar #63 to #62 - unclebourbon (06/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I understand that. I'm married with a few munchkins of my own so I completely understand.
User avatar #64 to #63 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
i guess youre on the way older end of the user spectrum then
User avatar #65 to #64 - unclebourbon (06/20/2013) [-]
23. Been on Funnyjunk since the yellow page though...
User avatar #67 to #65 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
i just joined a while back, but ive quickly become addicted. never had internet access outside of locked down school computers till a year ago, so when i stumbled upon the internet i was like "whoa"
User avatar #53 to #47 - remilia (06/20/2013) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #54 to #53 - unclebourbon (06/20/2013) [-]
Cheers mate. You too.
#74 to #45 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
Okey, I know about something that will work ALL the time. If you aren't shy or afraid of doing it, this is what you'll do:
Next time you guys go to bed, and you want to have sex and she denies it. Roll over to your side with your back against her. Start masturbating. No matter what she says or what ever, just keep going. You don't have to answer her back, but if you feel like you have to, keep the answers as short as possible. If she doesn't stop with the complaining and still won't have sex with you. Go to the bathroom and finish your work there. When you come back, just lie down and go to sleep, IGNORE her. If she won't have sex with you. You just show here that you don't give a **** about it. Works for me everytime, and i'm sure it will work for you!
User avatar #6 - pocketstooheavy (06/19/2013) [-]
This has never ever happened.

Only children play LoL.
User avatar #11 to #6 - applecopy (06/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 to #6 - condormcninja (06/20/2013) [-]
It's like the most popular online game. Keep telling yourself only children play it.
#21 to #6 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
Mexianon's always scream spanish at their computer screens for this LoL game. I wonder how grown anons can get so hyped from these realtime strategies.
User avatar #33 to #6 - thrashtilldeath ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
I'm 19 and I play, but I might quit. I just can't stand the other people that do play. It's not because I'm saying they're bad, but their attitudes suck.
User avatar #48 to #33 - elitejerkz (06/20/2013) [-]
Their attitudes are probably bad cos you're **** and feed the enemy.
The only time i have a negative attitude is when i try to teach someone whos not so good, and they just ignore me
User avatar #50 to #48 - thrashtilldeath ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
Everybody blames each other, and let themselves get too angry
#14 to #6 - iwillrulenorway (06/20/2013) [-]
i dont even play lol (i'm 17 by the way) but even i know that's ********
#18 to #14 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
I'm 21 and I can guarantee you that this works.
#10 to #6 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
#57 - neocortex (06/20/2013) [-]
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Welcome to yolo solo queue....^^
User avatar #79 to #57 - jibbablabba (06/21/2013) [-]
good thing i prefer top over AD Carry so this situation would be a blessing, minus the cry baby ezreal
User avatar #9 - hollyisthebest (06/19/2013) [-]
She didn't want to seem desperate, But she wanted sex.
She wanted you to make the move.
User avatar #77 to #9 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
Women are like that.
I am sometimes like that. We want validation, and we want to be wanted.
But **** we are annoying as **** sometimes.
#34 - datacetone (06/20/2013) [-]
I'm more of a Starcraft II person myself, I think my girlfriend would gg if I tried that (:
#35 - leobreacker (06/20/2013) [-]
This is kawaii as **** .
User avatar #40 - nlogax (06/20/2013) [-]
Implying people who play league of legends can get laid.
#80 to #40 - fourchanisbetterqc (06/22/2013) [-]
Implying that people who make comments about other people playing a game not being able to get laid can get laid.
User avatar #7 - jinxter (06/19/2013) [-]
She only has a nose in one of the frames.
User avatar #43 - ninjastarthrow (06/20/2013) [-]
No one I know who plays League of Legends doesn't even have friends, let alone a girlfriend.
User avatar #73 to #43 - lindow (06/20/2013) [-]
Lol, double negative
#36 - dolphinwing (06/20/2013) [-]
Yes this works.. a little too often..
User avatar #81 - thedauknight (09/20/2015) [-]
I remembered how funny I thought this was so I came back to favorite it.
#78 - jumabe (06/21/2013) [-]
#55 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
Of course he could just rape her.
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