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#12 - harshy (06/19/2013) [-]
they're unstoppable
they're unstoppable
User avatar #258 to #12 - tonychingchong (06/20/2013) [-]
until basketball was invented
User avatar #37 to #12 - funnaycraptwo (06/19/2013) [-]
You know, this gif accurately describes me whenever I play any single player game.
#39 to #37 - harshy (06/19/2013) [-]
and then theres multiplayer
and then theres multiplayer
#49 - alucord (06/19/2013) [-]
Why do you hate me?
#5 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
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#256 to #5 - satnaam (06/20/2013) [-]
thats how i met my wife
#262 to #5 - darkjoker (06/20/2013) [-]
smashing

smashing
#142 to #5 - myrtille (06/20/2013) [-]
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#211 to #5 - ironsoul (06/20/2013) [-]
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#212 to #5 - ironsoul (06/20/2013) [-]
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#243 to #5 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
the reverse of that gif is so much funnier
#213 to #5 - ironsoul (06/20/2013) [-]
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#70 - koltan (06/19/2013) [-]
#89 to #70 - paulthehero (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm from New Orleans and I approve this message.
I'm from New Orleans and I approve this message.
#53 - crazyolitis (06/19/2013) [-]
Actually, it's just the past 500 years. History has been a shift of power between Europe, the middle east, Asia and North Africa. One time there were Romans who were really powerful, the next time it's the Otoomans, you know? A constant shift of power.

The 'Evil White Man' as some call it, basically started with Spain, capturing South-America. Since then, Europe rose in power, and eventually lost a part of it.

Right now, America is a major power, with China on the rise. Even though those cheating ***** get a second round of major power. Stop being so greedy, Cina, and give Africa a chance for once, jeesh.
#72 to #53 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Remember Egypt and Ethiopa were world powers once, as well as Timbuktu
User avatar #90 to #53 - luiselvergas (06/19/2013) [-]
lel africa
#86 to #53 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
But but America was colonised by Europeans.. So are we still technically top?
#111 to #86 - gerfox (06/19/2013) [-]
White is the key word.
User avatar #88 to #53 - rhetoricalfunny (06/19/2013) [-]
It's about imperialism and colonialism.
These two had the white man holding the greatest power in the world over nearly the entire world.


America, Australia, Africa

It's pretty much the same story. White man comes, ***** with stuff then
A) leaves
B) Takes your land

I don't mean to pull any white guilt **** , history is history.
#92 to #88 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Well i know why blacks never got the power.

A) They slaved even their own people.
B) They killed everyone in their path.
User avatar #94 to #92 - rhetoricalfunny (06/19/2013) [-]
African Aboriginees lived in tribes, these tribes had strict lines in their territory where they hunted and lived. They skirmished with other tribes, however they were relatively stable when it came down to it.

When the scramble for Africa took place, Euro people came in displaced all indigenous tribes, and set them up within different boundaries. Often placing rival tribes within close proximity to one another. This is already bad because they are accustomed to their own way of life.

However when almost all european influence left, economic and social structures were left to collapse and the indigenous population already burdened with an unlivable llifestyle considering their heritage, were left to fend for themselves and salvage what remained of their broken borders. Of course they went back to warring with other tribes, however without the strict boundaries of their previous lifestyle, it spiraled out of control.

TL;DR Euros came into Africa, ****** **** up, and left.
#144 to #94 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
and they could use better weapons so it's on a bigger scale.
#112 to #53 - gerfox (06/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, well - Asia has occasionally had more power than Europeans, but never have they been as supreme as the Europeans the last 500 years (counting USA). Remember, white europeans have occupied practically every country in the whole world (and therefore not only have had power, but also direct control over the population). From Greek settlers in Turkey, and the campaign of Alexander the Great to colonialism in it's hey-day. This stands in contrast to that power of for instance the Ottoman empire, or the Mongols, who, in the end despite of their power, was stopped when they came to Europe.
#120 to #53 - sinclairr (06/19/2013) [-]
Africa, due to being behind in its modernization in many regions, will soon be an open market to the world. Once they have modernized with technologies most Western/European countries have, they'd be able to export large amounts of natural recourses they've never (and if so, only slightly) ever cut into in the past.

In short, start investing in Africa in the next 40 - 50 years because it's going to get some good income once it's modernized
#139 to #120 - upunkpunk (06/19/2013) [-]
Implying Africa will ever be modernized
#141 to #139 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, it'll take awhile especially with corruption in there.
User avatar #149 to #141 - sinclairr (06/20/2013) [-]
Actually, the corruption would most likely speed the process, as the corrupt leaders would rather enjoy having the new income and money.
#119 to #15 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
ehmargerd soo rasist
#79 to #15 - heterosexual (06/19/2013) [-]
They always look so happy
User avatar #85 to #79 - gibroner (06/19/2013) [-]
who can blame them they're white!!!
#97 to #79 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
They aren't called Smiling Sammis for nothing!
#208 - typeonegative (06/20/2013) [-]
that's funny
#246 - xsap (06/20/2013) [-]
guys, racism is bad
User avatar #275 to #246 - hentaisweetie (06/20/2013) [-]
all the others are women the the caucasian is male? ...ok
#265 to #246 - jakedertree (06/20/2013) [-]
yeah, mm...mmm'kay.
yeah, mm...mmm'kay.
#103 - zhao (06/19/2013) [-]
white people may have done a whole 			********		 of disgusting things in history, but so have many other people, for an example   
   
 the Mongolian empire They were masters of psychological warfare and intimidation, and built the second largest empire ever, smaller only than the British Empire (But nothing’s scary about tea and crumpets).   
   
the Aztec empire About 20,000 people were killed yearly to appease gods. Hearts of sacrifice victims were cut out, and some bodies were eaten ceremoniously. Other victims were drowned, beheaded, burned or dropped from heights. In a rite to the rain god, shrieking children were killed at several sites so that their tears might induce rain. In a rite to the maize goddess, a virgin danced for 24 hours, then was killed and skinned; her skin was worn by a priest in further dancing.   
   
The Maori They had been known to practice cannibalism during warfare. In October, 1809, a European convict ship was attacked by a large group of Maori warriors, in revenge for the mistreatment of a chief’s son. The Maori killed most of the 66 people on board, and carried dead and alive victims off the boat and back to shore to be eaten. A few lucky survivors, who were able to find a hiding spot inside the mast of the boat, were horrified as they watched the Maori devour their shipmates through the night and in to the next morning.
white people may have done a whole ******** of disgusting things in history, but so have many other people, for an example

the Mongolian empire They were masters of psychological warfare and intimidation, and built the second largest empire ever, smaller only than the British Empire (But nothing’s scary about tea and crumpets).

the Aztec empire About 20,000 people were killed yearly to appease gods. Hearts of sacrifice victims were cut out, and some bodies were eaten ceremoniously. Other victims were drowned, beheaded, burned or dropped from heights. In a rite to the rain god, shrieking children were killed at several sites so that their tears might induce rain. In a rite to the maize goddess, a virgin danced for 24 hours, then was killed and skinned; her skin was worn by a priest in further dancing.

The Maori They had been known to practice cannibalism during warfare. In October, 1809, a European convict ship was attacked by a large group of Maori warriors, in revenge for the mistreatment of a chief’s son. The Maori killed most of the 66 people on board, and carried dead and alive victims off the boat and back to shore to be eaten. A few lucky survivors, who were able to find a hiding spot inside the mast of the boat, were horrified as they watched the Maori devour their shipmates through the night and in to the next morning.
#50 - alucord (06/19/2013) [-]
The settler's face when
The settler's face when
#137 to #50 - nymikemet (06/19/2013) [-]
**nymikemet rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Bestiality expert ** my reaction to that
#115 - kitsunemochalite (06/19/2013) [-]
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#168 to #116 - linkheros (06/20/2013) [-]
You've been waiting a long time to use these i bet.
You've been waiting a long time to use these i bet.
#233 to #168 - kitsunemochalite (06/20/2013) [-]
I was going to wait until Thanksgiving but this seemed appropriate too
I was going to wait until Thanksgiving but this seemed appropriate too
User avatar #304 to #233 - craftyatom ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
I REMEMBER THAT MOVIE holy **** !

... if there was ever any more than a movie don;t blame me for not knowing, I was not a diversely-watch'ed child.
#305 to #304 - kitsunemochalite (06/26/2013) [-]
Naw man it's cool, these gifs were taken from the cartoon series which ran very successfully with 6 seasons on the Disney Channel . The movie Recess: School's Out was made following the 5th season, but it is a classic in my mind. Tender~
Naw man it's cool, these gifs were taken from the cartoon series which ran very successfully with 6 seasons on the Disney Channel . The movie Recess: School's Out was made following the 5th season, but it is a classic in my mind. Tender~
#18 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
"They're not like you and me, which means they must be evil - Ladies and Gentlemen, mankind describes with one sentence.
User avatar #95 to #18 - rhetoricalfunny (06/19/2013) [-]
It's natural to fear what is different
what we can control is how that fear manifests. And whether or not we wish to overcome it.
#20 to #18 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
"They're stealing our land, killing our people, and giving us cursed blankets that wipe out entire tribes"
#38 - pappathethird (06/19/2013) [-]
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#110 - sirbustyabals (06/19/2013) [-]
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#159 - chism (06/20/2013) [-]
feminist is one phrase
#203 to #199 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
REPOST!
User avatar #251 to #203 - tikledpikle (06/20/2013) [-]
your whole life is a repost
#109 - iluvharrypotter (06/19/2013) [-]
If Native Americans truely wanted to keep their land how come they no longer have it?   
   
Christians: 1   
Atheist: 0
If Native Americans truely wanted to keep their land how come they no longer have it?

Christians: 1
Atheist: 0
User avatar #252 to #109 - fukkentyranitar (06/20/2013) [-]
Smallpox, polio, typhoid etc.
#284 to #109 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
Because the tribes didn't have an organized effort. With some, (the majority) opting for peaceful relations.

In the states the history with aboriginals is taught as an all out war, however this is far from the truth.
It's a war not every tribe was engaged in, yet every tribe was affected by. (And by affected I mean systemically hunted down)

The history with aboriginal people in Canada however is a much different story, ultimately with the same ending.
#171 to #109 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
they literaly died trying
#163 to #109 - bettythemale (06/20/2013) [-]
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!
#124 to #109 - nativninja (06/19/2013) [-]
because you had ships that could cross the sea.
User avatar #123 to #109 - dannystreet (06/19/2013) [-]
Because fighting hard does not make you immune to small pox and other diseases along with your enemies having more advanced weapons than you.
#239 to #123 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
Historical evidence shows that Native Americans were capable of maintaining large tribal communities numbering in the 10,000s and also had a large economic/ diplomatic network among other tribes. The tribes had enough of a numerical advantage to wipe out most foreign incursions regardless of the differences in weaponry (see Leif Erikson and the vikings who landed in what is now Canada).

Around the time when the first European settlers began to arrive a massive epidemic wiped out 3/4 of their population, thus making them all the easier to conquer.
#125 to #123 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
If fighting hard doesn't solve your problems, you aren't fighting hard enough.
User avatar #140 to #125 - HarvietheDinkle (06/20/2013) [-]
My problem is that I don't have wings.

Should I fight harder?
User avatar #127 to #125 - dannystreet (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi wolf.
#134 to #123 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Didn't stop the Vietnamese from kicking Americas ass
#240 to #134 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
The Northern Vietnamese were receiving supplies from the Soviets. The supplies they were sending were good enough that they had to stop sending them by land because the Chinese were confiscating the supplies for themselves.
User avatar #254 to #240 - mrnoodlez (06/20/2013) [-]
1,100,000 NVA/VC were killed, 58,000 Americans were killed, that's a 19 to 1 kill ratio. You can't tell me that the North Vietnamese kicked the US Military's ass with those statistics.
User avatar #153 to #134 - mrnoodlez (06/20/2013) [-]
Don't start this **** .
#93 - demystify (06/19/2013) [-]
People have actually argued to me that minorities can't be racist against white people.

mfw
User avatar #186 to #93 - undeadwill (06/20/2013) [-]
I've seen that **** on "liberal viewer" on YouTube.

Pisses me off because people like that still claim they want "Equality"
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