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#22 - matralith (06/19/2013) [-]
That's a pretty ****** obsession.
User avatar #116 to #22 - toomuchfj (06/19/2013) [-]
Come on Veronica, cut out that ****
User avatar #177 to #22 - cough (06/19/2013) [-]
You forgot Carlos.
#127 to #22 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
I think shes obsessed with anal. not pooping, just anal.
User avatar #80 to #22 - blbrian (06/19/2013) [-]
She isn't getting tired of her **** at all
#36 to #22 - vili (06/19/2013) [-]
Get your **** together Veronica.
#1 - originalanonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
MFW i realize that i live on the same planet as these people.
MFW i realize that i live on the same planet as these people.
#171 to #1 - yomommabinshoppin ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
<mfw I live in the same galactic cluster as them
<mfw I live in the same galactic cluster as them
#99 to #1 - thatonesmartdude (06/19/2013) [-]
"First, I want you to think about how stupid the average person is...
Now I want you to realize that half of them are dumber than that!"
+1
#187 to #99 - pwnmissile **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #133 to #1 - failtolawl ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
most of these are scripted.
#37 to #1 - newforomador (06/19/2013) [-]
MFW I live on the same continent.
MFW I live on the same continent.
#63 to #1 - uzerc (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm the same species as these people.
#100 - grandmabetty (06/19/2013) [-]
mo'nique said shantiqua puts fajitas up her asshole when the dog aint lookin
#75 to #15 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
that's the first thing that popped in my head when I saw that section.
User avatar #43 to #15 - wrought (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm a huge fan of KS and I laughed my ass off when I saw this.
User avatar #152 to #43 - gardenmanly (06/19/2013) [-]
I laughed my legs off
#70 - Hightower (06/19/2013) [-]
Lets not leave out our friends across the pond...
#160 to #70 - fmaestrolol (06/19/2013) [-]
I actually do not understand how my country has created such unattractive creatures.
#161 to #160 - Hightower (06/19/2013) [-]
Don't worry mate, they're everywhere.
User avatar #71 to #70 - chewieisthebest (06/19/2013) [-]
the english? llol
#78 to #71 - Hightower (06/19/2013) [-]
Ya, they have some of the most attractive people on their TV shows, I didn't want them to feel left out.
#79 to #78 - chewieisthebest (06/19/2013) [-]
lol that's one ugly dude
lol that's one ugly dude
#81 to #79 - Hightower (06/19/2013) [-]
But their women are so pretty!
#83 to #82 - Hightower (06/19/2013) [-]
How can you not fall in love at first sight?
#85 to #84 - Hightower (06/19/2013) [-]
Hey, this one is two for the price of one! Well the size of two anyway...
#86 to #85 - chewieisthebest (06/19/2013) [-]
To be fair that girl can be american
To be fair that girl can be american
#87 to #86 - Hightower (06/19/2013) [-]
It could be, but with the labels of "crisps" for chips, "chips" for fries, and "biscuits" for cookies, she's a brit.
User avatar #97 to #87 - thewhitenigger (06/19/2013) [-]
and walkers, not lays
#88 to #87 - chewieisthebest (06/19/2013) [-]
Ohhh nvm you're right didn't pay close attention
Ohhh nvm you're right didn't pay close attention
#91 to #88 - acannibalbaby (06/19/2013) [-]
All of the above may be true, however, we do also spawn people such as this over hre in Ye Olde Britannia.
#107 to #91 - Hightower (06/19/2013) [-]
Quite right, but she's an actress, so she's going to be a better quality representation, not of the people of the UK, mind you, but of the best that Britain has to offer.
I'll see your Emma, and raise you a Christina.
User avatar #93 to #91 - chewieisthebest (06/19/2013) [-]
yeah shes great
User avatar #147 to #70 - bulbakip (06/19/2013) [-]
That was a good season of Britain's Got Talent.
#159 to #147 - Hightower (06/19/2013) [-]
I thought it was Britains Next Top Model.
#29 - defectivetoast (06/19/2013) [-]
enlarge
#44 to #29 - alltipswelcome (06/19/2013) [-]
Its ok, Jeremy Kyle has joined his brethren in the states. we should be safe for a while.
Its ok, Jeremy Kyle has joined his brethren in the states. we should be safe for a while.
User avatar #64 to #29 - fosforgasxiii (06/19/2013) [-]
U wot m8
#54 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
So......My curiosity is kicking in and I have to see what this looks like.
#169 to #54 - robertito (06/19/2013) [-]
My friend got with a chick with 2 vaginas. Its really painful because each is like the size of half of a vagina, so you could really hurt the girl. In better news though, you can literally say "I tore that pussy up"
User avatar #201 to #200 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
That's the picture I found when I was searching but it was posted somewhere else.
User avatar #55 to #54 - DropDeadShred (06/19/2013) [-]
Probably looks similar to an old womans set up, except you have better odds at choosing the write wrinkle.
User avatar #58 to #55 - DropDeadShred (06/19/2013) [-]
Don't you hate it how you make a joke that you are proud of, but realise it's ruined because you made a typo. Yeah, **** that **** .
Right*
User avatar #60 to #55 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
So apparently there's one vulva but 2 vaginal tracts leading to 2 separate uteruses.
#138 to #60 - jacofhearts (06/19/2013) [-]
So she has two periods at the same time?
User avatar #65 to #60 - DropDeadShred (06/19/2013) [-]
She doesn't look that fresh though, so I'm still putting my money on old lady flaps.
Wait, if she gets pregnant in both of her uteruses at once would she have twins?
User avatar #68 to #65 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm not sure. The diagram I saw of the uteruses showed that they are really small so I'm not sure if she could get pregnant without serious health complications.
#118 to #68 - toomuchfj (06/19/2013) [-]
mfw you said that...
#27 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
after reading this, she will never be hot
User avatar #192 to #27 - tehlulzbringer (06/19/2013) [-]
yeah, everyone knows hot girls never poop
#31 to #27 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Why? This just means she will love anal sex and what's wrong with that?
User avatar #32 to #27 - austone (06/19/2013) [-]
You see obsessed with pooping, I see obsessed with anal.
User avatar #34 to #32 - nephritho (06/19/2013) [-]
When she said about pooping I was thinking something different.
scat
User avatar #112 to #32 - namesboo (06/19/2013) [-]
Its like pooping... but in reverse
User avatar #33 to #32 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
huh, I didn't think about like that
The internet needs more people like you
#104 - xoyv (06/19/2013) [-]
...i had to
#123 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Because Maury is a representation of all American television.
#26 - ichbinzweijahrealt (06/19/2013) [-]
Insta-boner
#128 - thepandaking (06/19/2013) [-]
You do realize that any basic cable shows will always be **** , and that even with the stupidity of the Jerry Springer show, or Maury, there are programs in Mexico that are a thousand times more ridiculous and stupid.
I live in the Rio Grande Valley, and I get some of their channels.
#77 - jazzspeaks (06/19/2013) [-]
My friend works the cameras for a show like this. He tells me the guy who writes those prompts at the bottom of the screen literally just stares in disbelief at some of the **** he has to put down there.

The best part is, the producer is egging all the guests on, telling them to really sell their stories before every show. These people are just trying to get their 15 minutes of fame, and the worst part is, we encourage it...

My future profession ladies and gents
#141 - radgeta (06/19/2013) [-]
Is that what Ryan Gosling did before he got a haircut?
#40 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
I too have a fear of mustard and pickles. Well, more like a deep seething hatred.
Every time I see mustard or pickles I just...I lose it, man.

Theres always so much blood, why, oh god the blood.
#46 to #40 - pbeldin (06/19/2013) [-]
well then here is a free panic attack
#47 to #46 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
YOU ******* LUNATIC WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
#203 to #47 - pbeldin (06/20/2013) [-]
most people's face when they see my first comment
#204 to #203 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
I'm an asshole for that?
User avatar #205 to #204 - pbeldin (06/20/2013) [-]
no my first comment #46 is what that comment was meant for
User avatar #125 - duvallwhitey (06/19/2013) [-]
Even in America, we hate this kind of television....
User avatar #76 - vanoreo (06/19/2013) [-]
>American


I'm from America and I haven't seen even one of these shows.
#103 to #76 - redbeardfj (06/19/2013) [-]
Jerry Springer and Maury (not sure if I spelled that right) are the ones I've seen.
User avatar #148 to #76 - nervaaurelius (06/19/2013) [-]
They're usually around 12-2 on regular TV.
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