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once i was at a party and they asked
me what my dad did for a living and
said that he died when i was 12 and
of reeree i hear the
gaawwd so sorry"
and then i hear acme girl whisper
freen the back "you' re halfway to
becoming batman"
AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF
MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE
STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK
HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #3 - naitsabesh
Reply +149 123456789123345869
(06/18/2013) [-]
I cut my left cheek, am i halfway to becoming the joker?
#44 to #3 - spartyon
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(06/19/2013) [-]
made me think of the captain from pans labyrinth
User avatar #59 to #3 - kamusioso
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(06/19/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #62 to #3 - westin
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(06/19/2013) [-]
1/3 unless you have face paint then your half way
#46 to #3 - expeditas
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
I thought you meant buttcheek
User avatar #47 to #46 - expeditas
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
****. I put the mouth on the wrong side.
User avatar #20 to #3 - incontinence
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
Depends how badly you cut it, you might be half way to becoming Harvey Dent.
#17 to #3 - heartgoldawesome
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
Shut up and cut your other one.
Shut up and cut your other one.
#31 to #17 - newforomador
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
This guy has an amazing Joker laugh and is the best Joker cosplayer I have ever seen.
This guy has an amazing Joker laugh and is the best Joker cosplayer I have ever seen.
#32 - ikevinamaboss
Reply +110 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY CAPITALIZATION OF WORDS AND NO USE OF PUNCTUATION MAKES MY TUMBLR COMMENT BETTER.
IM SO DONE
User avatar #2 - koff
Reply -34 123456789123345869
(06/18/2013) [-]
Dark humor not black humor.
User avatar #16 to #2 - sharklazers
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
If ******* are doing it it's black humour
User avatar #85 to #2 - koff
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(06/19/2013) [-]
i wasn't tring to be snobby about it.
#10 to #2 - hasinvadedyou
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
am i black humoring right?
#12 to #2 - blizzeh
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
Could just be a direct translation. It's black humor in danish
#22 to #12 - thewisedane
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(06/19/2013) [-]
This guy's doing it right.    
   
It is in fact called black humor (sort humor), and is very popular in Denmark, as opposed to "lighter" types of humor.
This guy's doing it right.

It is in fact called black humor (sort humor), and is very popular in Denmark, as opposed to "lighter" types of humor.
User avatar #15 to #2 - muchasmarcos
Reply +81 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
Well it's called black humor in all european lands. We don't have to apologize to black slaves like you do.
#33 to #15 - anon id: e6de1622
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(06/19/2013) [-]
Europeans started the slave trade....
User avatar #37 to #33 - muchasmarcos
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(06/19/2013) [-]
Nope. Slave trade was a buisness practiced in the whole old world full 4 millenia before the brittish jews started selling africans to the american collonies.
#30 - senseofpurpose
Reply +75 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
black humor is racist, use african american humor
#24 - MasterManiac
Reply +62 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
Basically my story starts with a normal event AND THEN SOMETHING SEMI-INTERESTING HAPPENS SO I MUST USE CAPS LOCK FOR THE REST OF THE STORY TO MAKE IT SEEM EXTRA EXCITING   
   
- every story on tumblr   
   
   
Gif unrelated.
Basically my story starts with a normal event AND THEN SOMETHING SEMI-INTERESTING HAPPENS SO I MUST USE CAPS LOCK FOR THE REST OF THE STORY TO MAKE IT SEEM EXTRA EXCITING

- every story on tumblr


Gif unrelated.
User avatar #36 to #24 - olisaurus
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
people still cry about tumblr posts?
User avatar #78 to #36 - brettyoke
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
People still like tumblr posts?
#14 - anon id: 252c5874
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(06/19/2013) [-]
ridiculously sensitive americans call it dark humour.

glorious offensive Europeans call it black humour.
User avatar #71 to #14 - srapture
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(06/19/2013) [-]
I live in England and everyone I know calls it dark humour. I've never heard it referred to as black humour before.
User avatar #72 to #14 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
I've always heard the term ''black humor'' used to refer to humor that appeals to black people, and ''dark humor'' used to refer to messed up stuff.
User avatar #79 to #14 - elcreepo
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
If we called it black humor it would be a joke about *******

To keep from confusion we call it dark

And as long as you're not a politically correct asshead you love both.
#66 to #14 - matttmoss
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
We call it dark humor because here actually because we actually have black humor.
User avatar #67 to #66 - matttmoss
Reply -5 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
because here we actually have*
#27 to #14 - brettyht
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
I just wanted to ue this .gif
I just wanted to ue this .gif
User avatar #42 to #14 - siggythepiggy
Reply +41 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
No, in America it's called dark humor
User avatar #26 to #14 - clickythepirate
Reply +44 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
I call it "**** your feelings I'm saying the joke anyways"
#45 - nextgenmidgett
Reply +38 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
im so glad my parents died now that i've read that
#40 - donaldducksdick
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(06/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - zekeon
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
>Cosmic-nine-year-old
>when I was 12

Get your facts straight.
User avatar #50 - jalthelas
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
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YOUR BRAIN ISN'T KAKING YOUR SCHWÖBEL MEIN GOTT
User avatar #54 to #50 - sinclairr
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(06/19/2013) [-]
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To arms with comments
#51 to #50 - danilawleit
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
I.. What?
#52 to #51 - jalthelas
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(06/19/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #4884915 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **


This may clear up our confusion!
#53 to #52 - danilawleit
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(06/19/2013) [-]
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW