Don't forget the combination. .. Step 1. Pick up the bike Step 2. Walk off with it ????? bike combination funny fail
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#9 - xjester ONLINE
Reply +188
(06/19/2013) [-]
Step 1. Pick up the bike

Step 2. Walk off with it

?????
#43 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
Yeah but you're going to look a hell of a lot more suspicious. Bike thieves are usually a little more low profile I would think.
#61 to #43 - bigmanblue
Reply -7
(06/19/2013) [-]
also the seat looks like it has a lock on it meaning the wheel cant turn so stealing the bike is completely pointless
#65 to #61 - mrthezho
Reply +11
(06/19/2013) [-]
Bikes are often stolen for spare parts.
#77 to #61 - theunlimited
Reply +5
(06/19/2013) [-]
4 digits.

Give it a few hours maybe a day of fidling through all possiblities, free bike. Also this product would have hipster value and probably retail for like a few hundred dollars so ka-ching!
#138 to #77 - anon
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
Seeing as it is a four code lock and every number can range between 0 and 9, there are 10x10x10x10 = 10.000 possibilities. I'm guessing that would take more than a day.
#73 to #61 - derpismaherpis
Reply +1
(06/19/2013) [-]
Not if it's a code lock.
#91 to #73 - anon
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
It's not digital, you got all the time in the world to unlock it...
#126 to #91 - derpismaherpis
Reply -1
(06/19/2013) [-]
That's what I meant dude... check your lines.
#66 - matralith
Reply +101
(06/19/2013) [-]
Didn't notice the lock at first, thought it was a new saddle position for people who like it in the butt.
#29 - theyeti
Reply +88
(06/19/2013) [-]
#59 to #29 - nastoy
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
which episode?
#60 to #59 - graafgatenkaas
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
S5 E11
#7 - mostlyshits
Reply -4
(06/19/2013) [-]
Except you can stand on the peddles when biking.
So that doesn't help me. [Assuming this is for robbery prevention.]
#44 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
hahah this comment. ++++111111 for smart!
#8 to #7 - militarybus
Reply +35
(06/19/2013) [-]
the wheel wont turn
#18 to #8 - mostlyshits
Reply +12
(06/19/2013) [-]
Well aren't I stupid.
Thank you for the correction sir or madam.
#22 to #8 - ddylann
Reply +4
(06/19/2013) [-]
didnt even think of that
#31 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
I thought the front wheel is the one that needs to turn, and that's definitely the back wheel being locked...?
#37 to #31 - anon
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
look at where the chain is connected.

also, if you think only one wheel on a bike turns, you should probably sit down and rethink everything.
#27 - patriotpenguin
Reply +32
(06/19/2013) [-]
i'd still ride it
#46 to #27 - anon
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
the wheel is locked...
#70 to #46 - rjgnal
Reply +15
(06/19/2013) [-]
thats not the only way you can ride it
thats not the only way you can ride it
#17 - haseotakaeda
Reply +26
(06/19/2013) [-]
>pick up bike
>walk away
>get Mickey from the auto shop to cut the lock for you
>???
>profit
#90 - heyayayakilla
Reply +23
(06/19/2013) [-]
>place the bike near a pole
>make it lay on the side and insert the bike into the pole inside the red marked area
>lock the bike
>????
>profit
13/10 would get
#94 to #90 - newall
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
>walk up to bike at night
>remove quick release front wheel
>walk off
>?????(sell as a spare)
>profit.
#96 to #94 - anon
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
You say this like it's a bad design of this bike, but you can steal the ******* wheel on any bike, this is still a good bike.
#98 to #96 - newall
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
oh no, don't get me wrong, i think it's brilliant, i just think having quick releases on something like that is a waste of money.
#112 - gitanisme
Reply +19
(06/19/2013) [-]
Op's favorite bike.
#81 - thepineapple
Reply +16
(06/19/2013) [-]
It's not that I don't want people to ride my bike,
it's that I don't want them to pick it up and walk away with it.

2/10 would not insert into rectum.
#1 - tomasturbado
Reply -3
(06/18/2013) [-]
They better use another cable lock on that thing or a black bro from the hood/ghetto will come and will borrow it forever.
#2 to #1 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE
Reply +14
(06/18/2013) [-]
If your gonna be racist, at least try not to sound like a suburban soccer mom.
#30 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ******!!!
#33 to #30 - anon
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
much better