All Hail The King!. Funny Amazon Review. metering: Swiss Army XAFT Victorinox A bit too mam May 24, 2012 by S. J. Huse I found this knife while hiking thru Euro funny amazon
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All Hail The King!

All Hail The King!. Funny Amazon Review. metering: Swiss Army XAFT Victorinox A bit too mam May 24, 2012 by S. J. Huse I found this knife while hiking thru Euro

Funny Amazon Review

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metering: Swiss Army
XAFT
Victorinox
A bit too mam
May 24, 2012 by S. J. Huse
I found this knife while hiking thru Europe. It
was stuck in a rock. ts nice but I found that by
pulling it out I became king of Switzerland,
which is a bit more than I bargained for.
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Submitted: 06/18/2013
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#21 - nephritho (06/19/2013) [-]
I didn't vote for you.
User avatar #34 to #21 - thechosentroll (06/19/2013) [-]
Which movie was that from?
#37 to #34 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
monty python and the holy grail
User avatar #39 to #37 - thechosentroll (06/19/2013) [-]
Thanks, anon.
User avatar #44 to #21 - primerpower (06/19/2013) [-]
You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
#49 to #44 - DoktorHax (06/19/2013) [-]
sort of relevant? i guess?
User avatar #54 to #49 - primerpower (06/19/2013) [-]
relevant enough for me, friend
#4 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
I just imagine this guy being like "Thanks and all but i have to go to school tomorrow"
#19 - Dap (06/19/2013) [-]
How do you even hold this thing..........
User avatar #20 to #19 - spooooce (06/19/2013) [-]
I've got one that's roughly half of that size ... maybe just a little under
User avatar #23 to #19 - steveearl (06/19/2013) [-]
link?
User avatar #57 to #36 - steveearl (06/20/2013) [-]
i approve of this link
#22 to #19 - firesky (06/19/2013) [-]
As far as I know you can put it apart into smaller pieces.

Nevertheless it's more of a collectors item.
#29 to #19 - woodywoodlinson (06/19/2013) [-]
You think that's big?
#28 to #19 - inkizzableman (06/19/2013) [-]
Carefully
#5 - fiercebannana (06/19/2013) [-]
My legend begins in the 12 century
#55 to #5 - loffe (06/19/2013) [-]
Am I one of the few who has him as my wallpaper?
#38 to #5 - thechosentroll (06/19/2013) [-]
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Oh god, not this again.
User avatar #12 to #5 - zeldapronmaster (06/19/2013) [-]
No. 001: My mornings start off with a cup of coffee with cream
■ No. 022: On a refreshing morning, start out with a refreshing greeting
■ No. 057: Always place a dehumidifier in your room
■ No. 058: Never talk to me when I'm humming to myself
■ No. 075: Celebrate Excalibur's birthday in grand-style*
■ No. 172: Seek harmony
■ No. 202: Only the Grandest toilet is acceptable
■ No. 278: Never put carrots in my meals
■ No. 349: Meisters must eat everything, regardless of personal likes and dislikes
■ No. 452: You must attend my 5 hour story telling party (the most important of all 1000 Provisions according to Excalibur)
■ No. 573: Always walk 3 steps behind me
■ No. 578: The hero must never tell a lie
■ No. 602: Food must be prepared with the freshest ingredients
■ No. 667: You must praise Excalibur at all times
■ No. 679: Always place a dehumidifier in your room
■ No. 778: Never mail your mail without a return address and the proper postage, and don't call collect
■ No. 998: When you order a package for home delivery, you must always use cash on delivery
#8 to #6 - fiercebannana (06/19/2013) [-]
im ready to throw down all day bud
#9 - infinitereaper (06/19/2013) [-]
Becoming a king sounds good to me.
User avatar #13 to #9 - EnergizierAnon (06/19/2013) [-]
psh, all those responsibilities. and the outfits. the mannerisms a king is suppose to have.

i'd pass and say that i just wanted the knife.
#14 to #13 - infinitereaper (06/19/2013) [-]
SILENCE YOU PEASANT!
User avatar #15 to #14 - EnergizierAnon (06/19/2013) [-]
i want to see the other half of that battle. Athens had a navy fleet deployed, fighting Zerxces naval forces down the channel from where the 300 made their stand. if not for athens navy, the 300 would have died much earlier in the battle.
User avatar #16 to #15 - infinitereaper (06/19/2013) [-]
I suppose it would be interesting to learn, but sadly either way they lost. Kind of dampers my enthusiasm.
User avatar #27 to #16 - rtsgamer (06/19/2013) [-]
Well, the point of the battle was to hold off the Persians while the Athenians built a navy and in the end they won the war. Also, the battle was called "The Battle of Thermopylae" I believe.
User avatar #56 to #27 - infinitereaper (06/19/2013) [-]
Ah its coming back to me now.
User avatar #17 to #16 - EnergizierAnon (06/19/2013) [-]
The 300 may have lost the fight at... where ever they were, i forget... but they won the war in the end. if not, there'd be no democracy in the world at all.
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#3 - burndt (06/19/2013) [-]
I actually laughed out loud.
#30 to #3 - niggerinagangbang **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
#43 to #30 - takaneuva (06/19/2013) [-]
That is going to give me nightmares, but it was still hilarious, I salute you good sir.
#52 - dgarcia (06/19/2013) [-]
and they worshiped the child long after his death
#41 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Because Switzerland has a king.
User avatar #45 to #41 - whyohwhy (06/19/2013) [-]
It does now....
#46 to #45 - innos (06/19/2013) [-]
we have one his name is hanfueli

nk
#1 - Daeiros (06/18/2013) [-]
oh you found my knife, excalibur
#53 - cydom (06/19/2013) [-]
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#50 - Heaney (06/19/2013) [-]
Most if my chef knives are victorinox, pretty good. Though nothing compares to my Tsuki chef knife. As seen below.
#48 - donaldducksdick (06/19/2013) [-]
The one true King
#40 - longboarding (06/19/2013) [-]
Just googled it, the things literally a square because it has 80 ******* tools on it.
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