simple jobs are the hardest to do right. . I //lloll Eia[. >be male gender >be a heterosexual >meet a nice human female capable of reproduction >decide to apply emotions to her >the emotions are reciproca simple jobs are the hardest to do right I //lloll Eia[ >be male gender a heterosexual >meet nice human female capable of reproduction >decide apply emotions her >the reciproca
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - mattdoggy
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(06/19/2013) [-]
>be male gender   
>be a heterosexual   
>meet a nice human female capable of reproduction    
>decide to apply emotions to her   
>the emotions are reciprocated    
>human female subject offers to provide sustenance free of charge   
>i accept the proposition knowing that it will further our chances of mating   
>upon arriving to the dwelling place of the female i discover it at a hastened pace to prepare sustenance    
>i engage in menial communications to distract the female from the amount of time exerted on it's task   
>the verbal exchanges are successful and the banter was deemed pleasant by the female   
>a set amount of time had been transversed through and the thermal preparations upon the nutrition was nearing completion   
>unexpectedly, an audible alarm was set off with an exceedingly high decibel level     
>the female began releasing a high viscosity fluid from her optical region and declared a self inability at culinary skills   
>this unit retorted with a non serious comment of "well maybe we should learn that the smoke alarm isn't the cooking timer"   
>events then became unpleasant    
>a high pitched screech was emitted from the female to convey displeasure at the aforementioned comment   
>several small projectiles also conveyed the idea that the domicile was no longer acceptable to occupy    
>a rapid egress to a public transport unit, followed by a slow march to an abode where involuntary saline leaking and masturbatory actions took place   
>blame is still rest upon the detecting unit in this one's opinion
>be male gender
>be a heterosexual
>meet a nice human female capable of reproduction
>decide to apply emotions to her
>the emotions are reciprocated
>human female subject offers to provide sustenance free of charge
>i accept the proposition knowing that it will further our chances of mating
>upon arriving to the dwelling place of the female i discover it at a hastened pace to prepare sustenance
>i engage in menial communications to distract the female from the amount of time exerted on it's task
>the verbal exchanges are successful and the banter was deemed pleasant by the female
>a set amount of time had been transversed through and the thermal preparations upon the nutrition was nearing completion
>unexpectedly, an audible alarm was set off with an exceedingly high decibel level
>the female began releasing a high viscosity fluid from her optical region and declared a self inability at culinary skills
>this unit retorted with a non serious comment of "well maybe we should learn that the smoke alarm isn't the cooking timer"
>events then became unpleasant
>a high pitched screech was emitted from the female to convey displeasure at the aforementioned comment
>several small projectiles also conveyed the idea that the domicile was no longer acceptable to occupy
>a rapid egress to a public transport unit, followed by a slow march to an abode where involuntary saline leaking and masturbatory actions took place
>blame is still rest upon the detecting unit in this one's opinion
#8 to #3 - ankev
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(06/19/2013) [-]
That was beautiful
#14 to #3 - cjasper
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(06/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 to #3 - rieskimo
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>the female began releasing a high viscosity fluid from her optical region and declared a self inability at culinary skills

This is what that line made me think of(I didn't think tears were all that viscuous)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKfbrnJeC4M
#19 to #3 - wroughten
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(06/19/2013) [-]
>Be male
>Into girls
>Meet a hot girl
>being attracted to her
>**** this **** i suck at english
#5 - emppilaf
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(06/19/2013) [-]
This is a stick u......OH **** NOT A FIRE ALARM!!!
User avatar #25 to #5 - primerpower
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(06/19/2013) [-]
Self jellying toast...i like it
User avatar #29 to #25 - emppilaf
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(06/19/2013) [-]
You're one of those glass half full people aren't you?
User avatar #30 to #29 - primerpower
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(06/20/2013) [-]
but if a glass is created empty would it not be half full?
User avatar #31 to #30 - emppilaf
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(06/20/2013) [-]
It's full of air....
#32 to #31 - primerpower
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(06/21/2013) [-]
the **** you say?
#1 - Ristay
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Be a real shame....

If something happened durring your first dinner date.


#2 to #1 - anon id: ecc28293
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(06/19/2013) [-]
That's what you get for being a cheap faggot and not going to a proper restaurant.
#6 - prettyflyforaderp
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(06/19/2013) [-]
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HEY! thats not funny my parents were killed by toast!
#20 - skrewbacca
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(06/19/2013) [-]
Oh, you're cooking? Let me sing the song of my people for you.
#7 - benderisgreat
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#16 - archiferd
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(06/19/2013) [-]
And showers that get too hot and steamy

yes I need to replace mine.
User avatar #4 - ohgodwhatthefuck
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(06/19/2013) [-]
mine seems to go off when you point a universal remote at it for 10 seconds pressing absolutely nothing
#22 - CheatCody
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User avatar #11 - ADeadlYLepricoN
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Lightbulb had a stroke.
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