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its not aloud because boobs

the year is . whet net nee
been hug mama tenderly
embrace people In the need at night and
mew maple heat! hands in
twant to read this navel
i went tn Arlpt? me navel.
neural.
Bounds fice we have a plan,
I want In Ewe the mm
I' m directing the porn pared;
PM that new parody
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#2 - wroughten (06/18/2013) [-]
related
#74 to #2 - bummerdrummer (06/19/2013) [-]
caption this:

"how to successfully use marketing"
#97 to #74 - wroughten (06/19/2013) [-]
if you insist
this was made with ms paint and powerpoint
#30 to #2 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
think about this: a 50% black guy has a sign with "free hugs' and the full black guy has a sign with "REAL ****** HUGS!"
the trick is if you pick free hugs then the full black guy will say "OK, OK I SEE HOW IT IS, YOU BLACK HATING MOTHER ****** !"
the other trick is if you did pick REAL ****** HUGS! you had to pay 5 bucks
i saw this.at the park. i will tell you this the full black guys hugs were the best NO HOMO
User avatar #24 to #2 - papaspipi (06/19/2013) [-]
The funny thing is the deluxe hugs guy got $36 in an hour.
$36/hr to subtly molest people sounds like a great career!
#12 to #2 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
I am literally furious. I was gonna do this with a friend and we thought we were original.
#14 to #12 - wroughten (06/18/2013) [-]
Well find something new and original instead. Like these
Well find something new and original instead. Like these
User avatar #70 to #14 - hugsta (06/19/2013) [-]
I swear I'm not gay but the joker looks amazing there.
#88 to #70 - soraisrox (06/19/2013) [-]
His name is Anthony Misiano, and is more widely known as Harley's Joker.
User avatar #98 to #12 - squidgy (06/19/2013) [-]
Literally nothing is original.

...Yeah, someone else probably said that first.
#42 - imonaboatman (06/19/2013) [-]
Is physical contact is outlawed, the human race dies....



Unless, of course, artificial insemination.
#48 to #42 - jazzyietheferret (06/19/2013) [-]
Licensed reproductions solely for the means of procreation.
#62 to #48 - batwill **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
Sounds like Nineteen Eighty-Four.
#63 to #62 - jazzyietheferret (06/19/2013) [-]
It's 2013 buddy.
User avatar #72 to #63 - badpeace (06/19/2013) [-]
1984 is a world-famous book buddy
#73 to #72 - jazzyietheferret (06/19/2013) [-]
Whaaaatttt no wai?
User avatar #75 to #73 - badpeace (06/19/2013) [-]
Just sounded like you didn't understand that..
#61 to #42 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
...Finally, a reason to justify my realdoll...preparation in case of sexual repression and lack of reproductive opportunities. I think I just went from pervert to Patriot...
User avatar #13 - mrfourtysevenman (06/18/2013) [-]
i saw a porn parody with midgets
itty bitty gang bang
guess the ******* movie
User avatar #79 to #13 - theshadowed (06/19/2013) [-]
Star Wars. Definitely Star Wars.
#49 to #13 - jazzyietheferret (06/19/2013) [-]
Flubber?
User avatar #16 to #13 - mrnotsosafeforwork (06/18/2013) [-]
Itty Bitty Gang Bang?
User avatar #17 to #16 - mrfourtysevenman (06/18/2013) [-]
chitty chitty bang bang
#43 to #17 - jinapayne (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh, I thought it was Lethal Weapon 3
#35 to #13 - powneriffic (06/19/2013) [-]
what are you doing with your life
#11 - SILENCEnight (06/18/2013) [-]
Would be awesome
#25 - crazyeyedbioll (06/19/2013) [-]
That would be stupid. That law wouldnt make any damn sense. just like that purge movie
That would be stupid. That law wouldnt make any damn sense. just like that purge movie
#60 to #25 - victorianfancyman (06/19/2013) [-]
only thumbed for your gif
#59 - victorianfancyman (06/19/2013) [-]
What kind of idiot pays for porn...
User avatar #64 to #59 - ronyx ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
There is a difference between paid and free porn. usually paid porn is high quality and you can access it at any given time and most likely you paid for a specific type of porn/actress. With free porn most of the videos are low to potato quality, videos constantly get deleted or are down. If you want free HQ quality porn you have to either torrent it or find the 10 links to download the video which is a huge hassle and time consuming.
#84 to #64 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
or... you know... Google for a brazzers or RK user and password
#82 to #64 - victorianfancyman (06/19/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Personally, I'd sooner spend the time and effort getting sum irl. It's art though, and I'm no one to judge another's preferences.



But still...Paying for porn... It really does seem otherworldly to me in the strangest kind of way
User avatar #108 to #82 - ronyx ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
You're not paying hundreds of dollars on porn, usually it's like 10 bucks per month and you get unlimited downloads plus unlimited streaming plus sometimes you get to actually chat with the pornstar. If paid porn wasn't profitable there wouldn't be porn at all.
#109 to #108 - victorianfancyman (06/21/2013) [-]
I didn't say money. Bitches love money, once you spend that **** , they're gone...

Holy fuqq niqqa taek it from a pro
User avatar #65 to #59 - justtoobasic (06/19/2013) [-]
If you want quality. You gotta pay.
User avatar #85 to #65 - spawnconnery (06/19/2013) [-]
Correction: You want quality. You gotta torrent.
User avatar #107 to #85 - ronyx ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
Not every single movie is available for torrent and when one is available it takes a ******** of time to download. Saying otherwise is just going full retard.
User avatar #50 - supamonkey (06/19/2013) [-]
"You wanna buy sum **** ?"
#6 - prominant (06/18/2013) [-]
Allowed*
#77 to #6 - pleebnutbubber (06/19/2013) [-]
No, the boobs come equipped with a silencer.
#8 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
But... but... what about reproduction?

And surgery and **** ?
#51 to #8 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Same as always. With the blinds down, the lights off, in missionary, and topped with shame.
#15 to #8 - quazyjash (06/18/2013) [-]
Test tube babies.

Advanced robots with precision movements, it is the year 2066.

You don't need human contact to take a dump.
User avatar #45 to #15 - lapsushominum (06/19/2013) [-]
Then it seems i've been taking ***** wrong.
#68 - Weekendman (06/19/2013) [-]
The temptation would be unbearable.
#104 to #68 - urumasi (06/19/2013) [-]
Accio bum!
Accio bum!
#58 - unfortunately (06/19/2013) [-]
Kinda the same concept, future, emotion is illegal, christian bale, etc.
User avatar #80 to #58 - aserock (06/19/2013) [-]
I now have something to watch in my spare time. Which is all the time... Better get started...
User avatar #86 to #58 - spawnconnery (06/19/2013) [-]
******* hell that move was so much better than I expected.
User avatar #95 to #58 - thechosentroll (06/19/2013) [-]
Was that the one with the dogs?
#94 - haunterbrony (06/19/2013) [-]
Show genocide on TV, no one bats an eye.

Show a nipple, and everyone loses their mind.
#53 - budbrown (06/19/2013) [-]
That doesn't seem like a bad outline for a porno
#44 - jinapayne (06/19/2013) [-]
Now I see where Young Adult novels get their ****** premises from
User avatar #21 - supername ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
if anyone watched the Island with scarlet Johanson there is something similar none of the clones are allowed to touch an opposite sex.
#26 to #21 - deadpeople (06/19/2013) [-]
Is that the movie where they make clones so they can never die?

If so, thank you I've been thinking about that movie a lot and could never find it >_>.
User avatar #27 to #26 - supername ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
there are many movies like that so I'm not sure if this is the exact one you are looking for but yes they do do that in this film.
#28 to #27 - deadpeople (06/19/2013) [-]
If I remember the girl had black hair. Futuristic society, some flying blimp thing blows up, etc, etc. Damn I hate not being able to remember a movie name.
User avatar #32 to #28 - machtung (06/19/2013) [-]
I think you're thinking of Aeon Flux
#34 to #32 - deadpeople (06/19/2013) [-]
Thank you, I love you.
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User avatar #1 - viscerys (06/18/2013) [-]
Did something like that not happen in a movie already?
User avatar #37 to #1 - herebemonstars (06/19/2013) [-]
It sounds slightly like Equilibrium with Christian bale
User avatar #3 to #1 - edraham (06/18/2013) [-]
Already in the movie Demolition Man =P
User avatar #4 to #3 - viscerys (06/18/2013) [-]
I knew it!
#91 - littlejessicaxox (06/19/2013) [-]
I've read this. Its called Delirium
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