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User avatar #11 - EventHorizon (06/18/2013) [-]
The Cold War was actually the US and USSR laying their soft dicks on the table and arguing over which was bigger, while always being afraid of getting erect or else the world would be destroyed in a flood of semen.
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#79 to #19 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh hey.
It's Ryan.
Did you grew a vagina yet?
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#89 to #79 - sora2534 (06/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #88 to #79 - lightingeagle (06/19/2013) [-]
sai dat 2her faec, kweer
User avatar #84 to #19 - lieutenantpansy (06/19/2013) [-]
If the cold war would have been a circle-cookie-jerk, then germany and the DDR would have been the cookie
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User avatar #104 to #85 - lieutenantpansy (06/19/2013) [-]
I forgot Your name.

I will take the opportunity to thank you for showing me LED Zeppelin.
It's on the same Level as the beatles are in my books now
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User avatar #111 to #106 - lieutenantpansy (06/19/2013) [-]
Yeah sorry

Very hard to say
Would be: Babe Im Gonna Leave You, Poor Tom, What Is And What Should Never Be, Going to California, Friends, the almighty Rain Song, Ramble On, Hey Hey What can I do, All My Love and Dazed and Confused
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User avatar #120 to #113 - lieutenantpansy (06/19/2013) [-]
But I have to say that I am REALLY fond of Babe Im Gonna Leave You and Ramble On.
First one has probably the most heavy sounding and awesome guitar chords ever.
Friends would be my Number 3.
But I really have yet to find a song I dislike

No I haven't.
I only have listened to the Studio LPs

I might get a original Vinyl of "The Song Remains The Same" in perfect condition
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User avatar #124 to #122 - lieutenantpansy (06/19/2013) [-]
Hence why I said "almighty Rain Song"
You know, this Song contributed significantally to my final descision to marry my gf.
At exact 5:05 she turned around to me bathed in sunlight, smiling at me.
And that was the moment when I was certain.
This Song will probably have a special meaning to me 5ever.

Because all my favs are scattered around on the other LPs, yes.
It is my fav album
I will probably frame it and praise it every day.
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User avatar #128 to #125 - lieutenantpansy (06/19/2013) [-]
Very so.

It's magnificent as well.
Especially the Achilles Last Stand.
An epic song.
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#136 to #129 - lieutenantpansy (06/19/2013) [-]
Yeah same.
When I downloaded the discography, I threw all Songs into one playlist and pressed on shuffle. First Song to appear was Achilles Last Stand.
Would you have asked me three months ago my list would have consisted of Achilles Last Stand, Stairway To Heaven, Nobodys Fault But Mine and Kashmir etc.
But I listened to them a few hundred times too much.
Still amazing songs.
If people would look up the actual meaning of the word "epic", they wouldn't use it too often

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User avatar #22 to #19 - bandoslootshare (06/19/2013) [-]
and that YOU for that fluttershy pic
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User avatar #24 to #23 - bandoslootshare (06/19/2013) [-]
i did. i did.
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User avatar #37 to #19 - masdercheef (06/19/2013) [-]
That is an accurate analogy for the Arms Race of the Cold War indeed... and that's why, despite being a rather proud citizen of the United States, there are always times I'll look back at my country's past and wonder... What the hay were those guys doing?

Also, that picture is perfect for explaining why Fluttershy is the most adorable pony.
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User avatar #47 to #43 - masdercheef (06/19/2013) [-]
Something about Hindsight being 20/20... then again, people who have 20/20 vision don't necessarily utilize it to its fullest extent.
User avatar #26 to #19 - gustaviaable (06/19/2013) [-]
You must have sneaking level 100 here on FJ.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - gustaviaable (06/19/2013) [-]
Being able to post ponies without anyone noticing.
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#30 to #29 - gustaviaable (06/19/2013) [-]
Well good job nonetheless :3
Well good job nonetheless :3
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#77 to #29 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
i'm neither brony nor hater and personally, i don't mind pony pics as long as they aren't spammed everywhere. and if it's relevant to something (yes, that's possible) and funny (yes, even that's possible, haters) i thumb it up.
User avatar #36 to #29 - atma ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
thank you, I just saved that image as flutterboobs.png
User avatar #90 to #28 - zeldapronmaster (06/19/2013) [-]
No one acctually cares anymore.
#3 - John Cena (06/18/2013) [-]
definitely usa
america's been a bigger bunch of dicks than the soviets ever were
#175 to #3 - John Cena (06/20/2013) [-]
Hey, estonianpride, your message is proof to me that you're in fact a proxyfag, you stupid negroid. It's also further proof that you can't stand being wrong, so you form a grudge and proxythumb a low level account and delete your comments like a pansy. And just because I got people to my comments back up after you and your "butt buddies" did a **** raid on these comments doesn't mean "hurr em rite ur useng proxys 2".
#176 to #175 - John Cena (06/20/2013) [-]
I already mentioned I have a high level account. I also rarely use this one. Lol, all that effort for nothing. Just proves you twelve year olds are relentless, self conscious, egoistic, and mentally fragile to the point you have to try to silence anybody who's opinion is different from yours. There's already evidence that you were the proxyfag who started thumbing your comments up first when this post was off the front page. Holy **** , it's so funny that you think I'm the one that's butthurt but your actions indicate YOU'RE the one pissing themselves in anger over my comments which wreaked havoc on your primitive mental state.
#21 to #3 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
I was gonna tell you to shut up and educate you but then you made me laugh.
#161 to #3 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes, the US totally killed more people than Hitler ever did. They totally enslaved numerous nations to our political and economic machine. Seriously? If you're going to troll try not be such a douche.
User avatar #165 to #161 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
Eh, don't worry about it. Just a bandwagon ideology. Just like "xbone sux xdddd" and "wimin r dum".

Also funny how a certain handful of people are sticking around thumbing their own **** up and accusing me of doing the same.
#169 to #165 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
Obviously samefag.
User avatar #170 to #169 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
Actually, no. Just some people actually have different opinions that aren't bandwagon oriented. And I see you're back. Proxyfag.
User avatar #172 to #169 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
It's funny, yet kind of sad that you actually care so much about someone's different opinion on a funny website that you have to search through all of their comments and try to thumb them all down. Further proof that you're in fact a child. Btw, I have a much higher level account other than this one. So thumbs don't really matter.
#173 to #169 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
Lol, proxyfag mad.
#174 to #169 - John Cena (06/20/2013) [-]
Still going at it? Even thumbing up your anon comments? Pathetic. Kill yourself.
User avatar #92 to #3 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
Wow, some anti-American twelve year old libtard has never learned their history. Ever heard of the gulags?
User avatar #33 to #3 - missrainbowdash (06/19/2013) [-]
murdering countless millions of your people isn't being a bigger dick than america?
#4 to #3 - John Cena (06/18/2013) [-]
USA is make of reject of europe that is why they are full of criminal and failure because it is in your blood
#17 to #4 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
It's like it's trying to communicate.
"USA is [made] [from] reject[s] of [E]urope[.] That is why [it's] full of criminal[s] and failure[,] because it is in [their] blood."
#5 to #4 - John Cena (06/18/2013) [-]
Let's just ignore the Australians...
User avatar #76 to #4 - dayasalion (06/19/2013) [-]
Log in and say that like a man.
User avatar #14 to #3 - smokedmeatlog (06/18/2013) [-]
Is that why the Soviet's tactics were to invade countries to over throw their government and establish theirs? The US's foreign policy at the time was to contain Communism and stop that. (notice how i said at the time)
#126 to #14 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
What used to be the Soviet tactics is what the US use as tactics nowadays, just the Soviets have the balls to admit it.
User avatar #133 to #126 - cabbagemayhem (06/19/2013) [-]
Where did they admit it?
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User avatar #93 to #91 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
That's with the UN. Not the US itself.
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User avatar #96 to #94 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
You must be one of the 12 year old bandwaggoners.

The UN are the ones who set up the human rights standards for the world. Saddam violated many of them. Including testing nerve gas on his people. Go back to school.
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User avatar #99 to #97 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
Btw, keep thumbing yourself up with those dynamic IPs. It's hilarious.
User avatar #98 to #97 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]

Does chemical weapons not count as WMDs? I guess you wouldn't know, since you're on the "omg omg amerika baaad!" band wagon, therefore immune to logic. It's also funny how you come from one of the ********* countries in Europe.
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User avatar #101 to #100 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
The curveball informant said he had bio weapons, not nuclear. But they both fall under the WMD category, same as chemical. And the guy wasn't even American. It was the US' fault for believing him, yeah, but the entire thing isn't. Noneoftheless, he still violated countless international laws. So of course the UN would send the country with the biggest military at them.
I'm the twelve year old? That very last sentence is further proof you're in fact a 12 year old faggot. Btw, you misspelled "year".
#108 to #101 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes you're the 12 year old when you started saying he lives in one of the ********* countries of Europe because you couldn't win with arguments..
User avatar #110 to #108 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
Obviously samefag.

>Accuses me of being 12 for insulting
>Doesn't realize he's the one that actually insulted first.
#116 to #110 - skaffanl (06/19/2013) [-]
Haha you both insulted him first with the 12 year old insult and said he's from one of the ********* countries from Europe. You so sad man...
User avatar #119 to #116 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
>Low level account.
>Recently created.

Btw, my first reply to "him" wasn't in any way derogatory. As for his reply back is.
#121 to #119 - skaffanl (06/19/2013) [-]
>Ah Europe is all one country to you isn't it.

Why isn't calling someone a 12 year old who just follows popular opinions (so calling them incapable of thinking for themselves) not derogatory?
User avatar #123 to #121 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
No. But EU is **** and is weighing the rest of the continent down. Just like how low budget countries like Greece are making other countries bail them out. The ******* EU is worse than the articles of federation. But then again, you probably support it since "omg only amerikka can get tings rong". It's also funny how you judge entire populations based on minor actions, even when others have done worse. Might as well support multiculturalism (crap) even though it's been pushed on the rest of the world by America.
#130 to #123 - skaffanl (06/19/2013) [-]
>I never said anything about the EU just about Europe.   
>EU sucks I agree. Too much interdependence but then again we are all interdependent.   
>I never judge entire populations, just individuals.   
>You have the IQ of a twelve year old but I don't mean that in any way 'derogatory'.
>I never said anything about the EU just about Europe.
>EU sucks I agree. Too much interdependence but then again we are all interdependent.
>I never judge entire populations, just individuals.
>You have the IQ of a twelve year old but I don't mean that in any way 'derogatory'.
User avatar #131 to #130 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
You say my IQ is lower yet I'm the one actually making sense and you keep thumbing me down with proxies and posting nothing but unfunny pictures in a failed attempt to anger me. I've honestly enjoyed arguing, and always have. You're missing my entire point. We live in a continuously intermingling world. No country can honestly operate by themselves anymore. Saying everything is entirely America's fault is like saying it's the bartenders fault when you got drunk and got into a car accident.
User avatar #138 to #131 - skaffanl (06/19/2013) [-]
I never argued with you about America in any way I just agreed with estonianpride but thank you for the opportunity:

I think the United States are to blame because Bush was the one who wanted to invade Iraq and persuaded UN countries to join him. Going back even further: In 1998 the United States came with the Iraq Liberation Act calling for regime change in Iraq. This made it official US foreign policy
User avatar #145 to #138 - skaffanl (06/19/2013) [-]
Sorry I forgot to add that this contradicted the UN which was focused on weapons. The US was the one who convinced the UK to attack Iraq while many other countries were still unbiased. America played the lead role in convincing them. Then when the invasion came around Bush demanded Hussein to leave Iraq within 48 hours and surrender (but wasn't weapons what it was all about, apparently not?) but the US attacked only a day after the warning.
User avatar #148 to #138 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
The problem is, the UN allowed them to do it and also put charges against Saddam for cruelty. And of course the UK would agree. They've been known to invade other countries and even controlled nearly half the world at some point.
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User avatar #107 to #102 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
Even more proof. You say I'm ignorant, yet I display proof which indicates your ideology is ******** . But like most fjers, they stick to their irrational beliefs like glue no matter how much proof is supplied to pry them from it. I never said I'm for the Iraq war. If it were up to me, I'd say " **** em" if other countries or the UN keep pestering us for help. Remember the Libya conflict? We were asked by many countries to lead the attack, but we hesitated. Have fun with those dynamic IPs kid.
#112 to #107 - skaffanl (06/19/2013) [-]
Dynamic IPs? Are you so ignorant you can't even admit when people agree with him and not with you? I voted him up and you down do I look like a dynamic IP to you?
Dynamic IPs? Are you so ignorant you can't even admit when people agree with him and not with you? I voted him up and you down do I look like a dynamic IP to you?
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User avatar #114 to #112 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
Hahahaha! Saddest excuse I've seen. First of all, it's only your comments getting thumbed. And this whole thread is pretty old on this post, and most people don't bother reading other pages of comments or scrolling down reading every single comment.
User avatar #115 to #114 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
Not only that, but your comments are getting thumbed up pretty fast, and usually by twos or threes, yet your older comments take longer getting voted up.
User avatar #135 to #115 - hudis (06/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, no, I just read this an hour later and handed out green and red thumbs where appropriate. Doubt the guy's using dynamic IPs, man, people just think you're wrong.
User avatar #137 to #135 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
Look how late this post is. And Only his comments are being thumbed up. And too quickly to be considered natural.
#140 to #137 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
I don't know if that guy thumbed his ass up or not, but it sure seems form the comments that people think he's right and you're the retard.

That's just the observation.

Personally, I don't care about the matter.
User avatar #141 to #140 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
You honestly think I care about thumbs or the "people" on this site? I've seen college graduates get thumbed down even though they're right, but disagreeing with the bandwagon.
#158 to #141 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
you're complaining like **** about the thumbs you whore
User avatar #160 to #158 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
>Implying I've complained at all. Red thumbs make me laugh.
#157 to #141 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
I don't think there's an organization in America that's funded more than the CIA, and if there is, I pretty sure the CIA will still be in the top 3.

Maybe there are a lot of "departments" that are more funded, like health and education when you consider ALL the public hospitals and schools. But for a single organization, the CIA is either #1 or in at least very close to the top.

As for the German intelligence... so? That's irrelevant. Germany has no control whatsoever over our government's decisions.

Anyway, I'm gonna go now.

Anon gotta fly.
#154 to #141 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
I agree that we are not at fault alone, but regardless, we take MOST of the fault.

As for the informant, I don't know much about him beside what I read here in the comments, but if what is said is true, then this is the goddamn CIA.

They are probably the most funded organization in America, if not the world. And they use the word of 1 jackass, who might be making the whole thing up, as the evidence that a country has a serious arsenal of WMD's?!

Now that's just stupid.
User avatar #155 to #154 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
I thought there were more government organizations which were more funded than the CIA. And apparently, that guy told the German intelligence agents that first.
#150 to #141 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but who the **** are the UN's permanent members?

Russia, China, England, France, and AMERICA.

And from what I remember, it was us that was the biggest advocate for the war on Iraq. WE were the once that WANTED that war, the other 4 just "agreed" to allow it.

One can say that the blood is on all 5 members of the council, but there's damn well a whole lot more blood on our hands.
Sorry pal, the majority is right.

Deal with it :\
User avatar #153 to #150 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
You're still missing the point. My point is it's not US' fault entirely. The other countries had plenty of power to stop it, but they didn't. And honestly, who could've predicted that eliminating Saddam would make it worse? And a primary problem is why did that informant lie to start a war? Shouldn't it also be his fault? No one ever blames him.
#144 to #141 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
Well it sure seems this time the majority got it right.

I'm not very opinionated on the war on Iraq, but personally I don't see that our war on those people was justified in the slightest.

We screwed them over, and we screwed ourselves over with the money and soldiers we lost.
User avatar #147 to #144 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
No, they haven't. My point is globalization. It allows crap like this to happen. And yes, going there is wrong, but the UN said it's okay to do it. They also put charges against Saddam for disregarding international laws.
User avatar #139 to #137 - hudis (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to be the one to say this, but that sounds really bonkers, dude.
User avatar #143 to #139 - InflictorOfPain (06/19/2013) [-]
ONLY his comments are being thumbed. And if you knew how this site works, most people don't read the bottom comments or comments on previous pages. And it just so happens that his comments are being thumbed up that fast and he is slow at commenting.
User avatar #146 to #143 - hudis (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh god. Wow, okay, I'm out.
#164 to #146 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
LOLZ, looks like now HE is the one using proxies against you guys.

What an insecure hypocritical bitch.
User avatar #68 - osimonmagus (06/19/2013) [-]
Well, when you show your small get laughed at.
When the U.S. or U.S.S.R. shows it's small get blasted back to atoms.
#66 - UnsafeSex (06/19/2013) [-]
That guys pretty... cocky ...about his analogy.
User avatar #95 to #66 - AlanbalMIT (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm so done
#69 to #66 - everytumblruser (06/19/2013) [-]
did you just
#70 to #69 - UnsafeSex (06/19/2013) [-]
I tried...
#71 to #70 - everytumblruser (06/19/2013) [-]
get out
User avatar #73 to #71 - UnsafeSex (06/19/2013) [-]
#74 to #73 - everytumblruser (06/19/2013) [-]
there are two kinds of people
User avatar #78 to #74 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
500% done
#127 to #69 - europe (06/19/2013) [-]
That comment in combination with that username
User avatar #105 to #69 - noopinion (06/19/2013) [-]
sometimes people
#2 - agentmoleman (06/18/2013) [-]
USA's face afterwards..
USA's face afterwards..
User avatar #15 - galacticboner (06/18/2013) [-]
At dinner, the other day, I was talking about what we were studying in History class and I mentioned the Cold War and my mom asked me to explain it to her because she never quite understood and being quite a History buff I get really excited when people ask me about this kind of stuff, but as soon as I was about to explain it to her my dad cleared his throat and said "oh, the cold war? wasn't that when Russia bombarded USA with fridges?"
I chocked on my food and it's not even that funny.
User avatar #40 - srskate (06/19/2013) [-]
Except their dicks are so glorious that if they even tried to measure them the world would explode.
User avatar #82 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/19/2013) [-]
Tsar Bomb - 100MT
Castle Bravo - 20 MT

Pretty obvious who is bigger.
#163 to #82 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
Tzar Bomba doesn't count. It was impractical, the only one of its kind, and almost blew the very plane that delivered it to atoms because it barely got into the safe zone in time.

Its the equivalent of that Black Dude who has this enormous cock but can't use it because no pussy or ass is could possibly take it. Even animal genitalia.
#151 to #82 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
The guys with the 100MT Tsar Bomb are CLEARLY over compensating.
#134 to #82 - napalmpie (06/19/2013) [-]
For what I remember the 100 MT Tsar Bomba was never built, stopped at designing stade.
But the 50 MT Tsar Bomba was built and tested, so you're still right. Was just saying this for the fact.

Picture depicting Castle Bravo explosion, I think. (Had it in my image folder, named "Castle Bravo Blast")
#65 - yusay ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
I love how the Reagan Š°dministration just started waving around ******** like the Star Wars program and Russia believed it and spent even more money.
User avatar #81 to #65 - majortomcomics (06/19/2013) [-]
The Star Wars program wasn't a nuclear threat-it was a precaution, an advanced missile defense system in case Russia actually chose to fire nuclear warheads. Both sides did throw out ******** to scare the others, but the Star Wars program was not an example of that.
User avatar #166 to #81 - figosound (06/19/2013) [-]
I beg to differ: a functional ICBM defensive system will potentially nullify the enemy's nuclear deterrent; it is, therefore, a threat.

User avatar #168 to #166 - majortomcomics (06/19/2013) [-]
Oops, also just realized you weren't the op of that comment.
User avatar #167 to #166 - majortomcomics (06/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I thought you meant a threat in the way that flexing your missiles is a threat, they were in an "Oh **** even if we do shoot our missiles those ********* gon' be shawt down" moment, I just thought you were referring to it as a nuclear threat. My bad.
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User avatar #159 - altairtheassassin (06/19/2013) [-]
Mutually Assured Destruction (M.A.D)

If one of them fired, the other would retaliate, and both nations would be blown to hell.

Errybody MAD
#156 - anonilator (06/19/2013) [-]
Or maybe it was really cold ,since it's the"cold" war and their penises shrank down to a nearly invisible size
User avatar #149 - Ttrome (06/19/2013) [-]
I think it would be more accurate to say, that i wasn't the fear of the other part having a bigger penis, that were holding them back, but the fear that other part, even with a smaller penis, would still be able to **** them in the ass.
#132 - thascomrad (06/19/2013) [-]
MFW it's true
User avatar #75 - dashgamer (06/19/2013) [-]
Mutually Assured Embarrassment.
User avatar #72 - falconxmard (06/19/2013) [-]
or they didn't want to showdown because it would trigger nuclear exchanges on both sides that would destroy the world
User avatar #39 - gibroner (06/19/2013) [-]
I plan on becoming a history teacher and that is how I'm going to explain it to my students
User avatar #12 - tuned (06/18/2013) [-]
i guess its hard to post penis analogies
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