The Truth. . Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says Fix my car", or “Fix my computer" I don' t claim it' The Truth Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for sandwich When my girlfriend says Fix car" or “Fix computer" I don' t claim it'
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The Truth

Why do girls get all bent out of
shape when a man asks for a
sandwich. When my girlfriend says
Fix my car", or “Fix my computer"
I don' t claim it' s sexist. I fix
her **** cuz I' m good at it. You' re
good at making sandwiches. Next time
a girl asks me to fix her ****, I' m
just going to get offended and go
Fix your own ****". Let' s see who
gets hurt more, me without a sandwich
or you without a car.
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Views: 46676 Submitted: 06/18/2013
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#58 - SuperCookie
Reply +133
(06/19/2013) [-]
Speaking as a female, here.

Ladies, make your man a sandwich. He deserves it.
And if he doesn't...why are you still with him?
#111 to #58 - zionspecter
Reply -1
(06/19/2013) [-]
Because he has money?
#134 to #111 - dunderbiffen
Reply +4
(06/19/2013) [-]
Seriously?
Seriously?
#182 to #134 - anon
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
you'd be surprised
#189 to #182 - dunderbiffen
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
It is because of my ex I hate this kind of bitches.
#72 to #58 - azumeow
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
By God, you are brilliant!
#121 to #58 - darkjoker
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#184 to #58 - anon
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
speaking as a female, here.

my sandwiches suck
#141 to #58 - icameisawilostit
Reply +3
(06/19/2013) [-]
You. I like you.

You can stay.
#78 to #58 - oosskkyy
Reply +5
(06/19/2013) [-]
You are amazing. and very well said.
You are amazing. and very well said.
#64 to #58 - navywannabe
Reply +10
(06/19/2013) [-]
Your logic...I like it.
May many green thumbs come your way.
#32 - thefasrdog ONLINE
Reply +124
(06/18/2013) [-]
>Can fix a Computer
>Can make a sandwich
>I no longer need women
#67 to #32 - cactusphalus ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
Yes, but can you see why children love the taste of Cinnamon... I don't know the name of that crap
#88 to #67 - anon
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
#37 to #32 - thezyzogg
Reply +13
(06/19/2013) [-]
I tried making my own sandwich once.

Something didn't seem quite right....
#39 to #37 - Jewssassin
Reply +4
(06/19/2013) [-]
Looks good to me bro, keep it up.
#38 to #37 - thefasrdog ONLINE
Reply +2
(06/19/2013) [-]
looks fine to me. You must have mouth cancer...
#40 to #38 - thezyzogg
Reply +3
(06/19/2013) [-]
Mouth Cancer? No way.
#107 to #37 - tehlulzbringer
Reply -1
(06/19/2013) [-]
no ****

there's cheese in it
#44 - zorororonoa
Reply +43
(06/19/2013) [-]
But anyone can make a sandwich. It isn't a skill. Fixing computers and cars is a skill.
#45 to #44 - Jackimole
Reply -2
(06/19/2013) [-]
SHUT UP YOU FEMINAZI WHORE!!!1
#77 to #44 - slumberdonkey
Reply -1
(06/19/2013) [-]
See?! We are giving them things to do to make them feel important!
#151 to #44 - fecal
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
Obviously. And women can also obviously have both these skills. It's just that men have a natural tendency towards things like this. And because of the fact that for centuries women have been cooking food and tending the house while men have been working, both physical ability and tendency to perform certain tasks are shaped by this.

Not always of course, there are both female mechanics and male 'housewives'.
#66 to #44 - xXMAQXx
Reply +2
(06/19/2013) [-]
what you're saying is women have no skill?
#73 to #44 - azumeow
Reply +2
(06/19/2013) [-]
Making a sandwich isn't a skill.

Making a good sandwich is. And frankly, if you can have a sandwich or a good sandwich, why wouldn't you take the good sandwich?
#48 to #44 - kingultra ONLINE
Reply +8
(06/19/2013) [-]
But isn't making a good sandwich a skill?
#53 to #44 - gigglesthegreat
Reply +9
(06/19/2013) [-]
Yes, making a good sandwich is most definitely a ******* skill... Culinary masterpieces don't stuff themselves between two pieces of Italian bread with toasted cheese on the top by their lonesome.
#69 - imonaboatman
Reply +39
(06/19/2013) [-]
I've never asked a girl to make me a sandwich, and for 3 reasons.   
1. I like my sandwiches the way I make them   
2. I'm not a lazy douchebag   
3. I don't have a girlfriend
I've never asked a girl to make me a sandwich, and for 3 reasons.
1. I like my sandwiches the way I make them
2. I'm not a lazy douchebag
3. I don't have a girlfriend
#153 to #69 - ilikebuttsex
Reply +2
(06/19/2013) [-]
amen brother
#2 - radiohazard
Reply +36
(06/18/2013) [-]
#74 - uncaringman
Reply +27
(06/19/2013) [-]
Me trying to fix a computer
#36 - DontDeleteMeAgain
Reply +25
(06/19/2013) [-]
seems like theres a lot of lady hating posts on here today,

what happened here FJ?
#68 to #36 - anon
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk users spend too much time online instead of socializing, and therefore have trouble hooking up with females.

this pent up frustration is then released through the only medium they know of: FunnyJunk content and comments.

tl;dr they're a bunch of faggots.
#127 to #36 - tylertortured
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
I want to add you to my friends list and delete you, and then readd you just to delete you again....am I evil?
#190 to #127 - DontDeleteMeAgain
Reply 0
(06/20/2013) [-]
absurdly evil, just the right amount of evil
#57 to #36 - setittowumbo
Reply +5
(06/19/2013) [-]
Lots a guys not being able to get laid and are suffering from their sexual frustration...
Lots a guys not being able to get laid and are suffering from their sexual frustration...
#11 - anothereposter **User deleted account**
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#112 to #11 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#16 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
We're running out of stuff that is okay to joke about on FJ, and so we turn to sexism, because we can all agree that feminism is a joke.
#128 to #11 - ninex
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
Exactly what i was thinking about.
#12 to #11 - rippero
Reply +1
(06/18/2013) [-]
prolly the same old ****
#109 to #11 - internetknight
Reply +2
(06/19/2013) [-]
It's hard being 16.
#30 to #11 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**
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#3 - anon
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
Ye see when a guy fixes his girls car he gets sex as a reward...women dont want sex as a reward coz lets face it...men arent that good at it so whats the benefit of us making you a sandwich? You fix car you get sex we make sandwich we get ?????.
#4 to #3 - farseerpt [OP]
Reply -2
(06/18/2013) [-]
Love.
#5 to #3 - karvarausku
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Wear a condom! ** somehow I imagine 12 year old girl trolling at the other side...
#7 to #5 - danilawleit
Reply -2
(06/18/2013) [-]
#6 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
i make girls cum every single time, FIRST. i'm a gentleman. girls love sex with me
#14 to #6 - goldenglimmer
Reply +1
(06/18/2013) [-]
Did you hear that? It sounded like the third period bell, so you better hurry or you'll be late for the 8th grade!
#27 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
If ur good looking and you know how to pleasure a girl, u can reward her with sex lol, sometimes when my gf pisses me off about something i tell her something like "no dick for u tonight" and she starts apologizing in a cute way, of course i'm joking about "no dick for u tonight" but the fact that she starts apologizing and everything says that she wants the sex and likes it, for u to actually say "men aren't that good at it" means you just don't know how to **** a girl lol, u have a false assumption and generalization there buddy

tl; dr Some guys know how to **** a girl, some guys don't.
#9 to #3 - vissova
Reply +2
(06/18/2013) [-]
ile kil u
#31 to #3 - hollyisthebest
Reply +2
(06/18/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? Women love sex! They just hold out because they are self-conscious/don't want to appear slutty. I'm serious, my girlfriend begs ME for sex.
#8 to #3 - murdac
Reply +24
(06/18/2013) [-]
>Women don't want sex as a reward

Asuming you're a guy; they don't want sex as a reward because you're **** ugly
Asuming you're a girl; you just say women don't want sex as a reward because you're **** ugly and it's easier to deny it
#33 to #8 - WtfStrawberries
Reply 0
(06/19/2013) [-]
Or you know, the guy could have a small dick.
even ugly chicks get dick. There are guys that dont care as long as vagina.
#18 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
Actually it's pretty true. If a woman wants to **** her boyfriend she can just go 'Hey, lets ***** and he'll ****.

What's the point of working for something you can get with a sentence?
#19 to #18 - nandaaz
Reply 0
(06/18/2013) [-]
Well, if I was being a total bitch to my bf I don't think he would still want to **** me...

The only reason I don't make his sandwiches is because i'm not with him 24/7
#17 - panacea
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#24 to #17 - colector
Reply +4
(06/18/2013) [-]
Agreed. Manners do matter.