The Truth. . Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says Fix my car", or “Fix my computer" I don' t claim it'
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The Truth

Why do girls get all bent out of
shape when a man asks for a
sandwich. When my girlfriend says
Fix my car", or “Fix my computer"
I don' t claim it' s sexist. I fix
her **** cuz I' m good at it. You' re
good at making sandwiches. Next time
a girl asks me to fix her **** , I' m
just going to get offended and go
Fix your own **** ". Let' s see who
gets hurt more, me without a sandwich
or you without a car.
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#32 - thefasrdog (06/18/2013) [-]
>Can fix a Computer
>Can make a sandwich
>I no longer need women
User avatar #67 to #32 - cactusphalus ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes, but can you see why children love the taste of Cinnamon... I don't know the name of that crap
#88 to #67 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
#37 to #32 - thezyzogg (06/19/2013) [-]
I tried making my own sandwich once.

Something didn't seem quite right....
User avatar #39 to #37 - Jewssassin (06/19/2013) [-]
Looks good to me bro, keep it up.
User avatar #38 to #37 - thefasrdog (06/19/2013) [-]
looks fine to me. You must have mouth cancer...
#40 to #38 - thezyzogg (06/19/2013) [-]
Mouth Cancer? No way.
User avatar #107 to #37 - tehlulzbringer (06/19/2013) [-]
no ****

there's cheese in it
#74 - uncaringman (06/19/2013) [-]
Me trying to fix a computer
#58 - SuperCookie (06/19/2013) [-]
Speaking as a female, here.

Ladies, make your man a sandwich. He deserves it.
And if he doesn't...why are you still with him?
#184 to #58 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
speaking as a female, here.

my sandwiches suck
User avatar #72 to #58 - azumeow (06/19/2013) [-]
By God, you are brilliant!
#111 to #58 - zionspecter (06/19/2013) [-]
Because he has money?
#134 to #111 - dunderbiffen (06/19/2013) [-]
Seriously?
Seriously?
#182 to #134 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
you'd be surprised
User avatar #189 to #182 - dunderbiffen (06/19/2013) [-]
It is because of my ex I hate this kind of bitches.
#78 to #58 - oosskkyy (06/19/2013) [-]
You are amazing. and very well said.
You are amazing. and very well said.
#141 to #58 - icameisawilostit (06/19/2013) [-]
You. I like you.

You can stay.
User avatar #64 to #58 - navywannabe (06/19/2013) [-]
Your logic...I like it.
May many green thumbs come your way.
#10 - Rascal (06/18/2013) [-]
It's not that you ask for a sandwich, it's how you ask. When my boyfriend wants me to make a sandwich, he asks like this, "Hey, Sweetie, could you please make me a sandwich?" Then I make him a sandwich. If he were to say, "Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, Bitch!" I'd tell him to make his own ******* sandwich. I try not to ask him to do much for me, though. But, he does do nice things for me without my asking, and I love him for it.
#106 to #10 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
sudo?
User avatar #133 to #10 - xXneoXx (06/19/2013) [-]
Nice logical woman is logical
User avatar #179 to #10 - xzynth (06/19/2013) [-]
Agreed, asking the otehr gender of a favour isn't bad at all, comanding one because of your gender is. But it comes down to the person sensitivity to these things. I wouldn't get mad if a girl said something like: "You're the man, so fix my damn car", but men have been alot less discriminated due to their gender, so we are probably less sensitive regarding these things in general
#49 to #10 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
o... you need flowers and glitter when someone is talking to you... that is so less sexist
#51 to #10 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
so... you need flowers and glitter when someone is talking to you... that is so less sexist
#50 to #10 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
o... you need flowers and glitter when someone is talking to you... that is so less sexist
#59 to #10 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
What about a if he wraps his arms around your tummy and kisses you, THEN, in a cute voice, asks for a sandwich? ^_^
User avatar #96 to #59 - sissywoo (06/19/2013) [-]
Hah

gay
#104 to #10 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
Haha i bet that faggot kisses girls
User avatar #79 to #10 - rhiaanor ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
Smartest anon ever.
User avatar #102 to #10 - thesinful (06/19/2013) [-]
My sister likes to say, "If I can still walk to the kitchen (after sex), he doesn't deserve a sandwich."
#155 to #102 - dreaddune (06/19/2013) [-]
Your sister?
#157 to #155 - thesinful (06/19/2013) [-]
If you had read more carefully, you'd have noted that there was no implication that the two of us have sex with one another, merely that my sister and I are comfortable talking about sex with each other


pic unrelated
User avatar #159 to #157 - dreaddune (06/19/2013) [-]
I knew that. But i could never talk sex with my sister.. There may come implications of stuff, just not like that..
User avatar #164 to #159 - thesinful (06/19/2013) [-]
We're not related. I just have the habit of referring to my closest friends as siblings. Which is rather odd when I consider that I can't stand my actual siblings.
#158 to #102 - slyve (06/19/2013) [-]
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That's a ******* no.win situation. If you **** her good you don't get a sandwich. If you don't **** her good, you don't get a sandwich. IT'S MADNESS!

Oh, and don't bang your sister. It's gross.
User avatar #163 to #158 - thesinful (06/19/2013) [-]
That's what I said! And read my reply to dreaddune.
#165 to #163 - slyve (06/19/2013) [-]
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Yeah, i actually read that, but i decided that i still wanted to make a bad joke. You gotta admit, incest is kinda funny when you think about it.
#167 to #165 - thesinful (06/19/2013) [-]
Wanted to post a "Wincest" pic but couldn't find one. Have this instead.
#69 - imonaboatman (06/19/2013) [-]
I've never asked a girl to make me a sandwich, and for 3 reasons.   
1. I like my sandwiches the way I make them   
2. I'm not a lazy douchebag   
3. I don't have a girlfriend
I've never asked a girl to make me a sandwich, and for 3 reasons.
1. I like my sandwiches the way I make them
2. I'm not a lazy douchebag
3. I don't have a girlfriend
User avatar #153 to #69 - ilikebuttsex (06/19/2013) [-]
amen brother
+12
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User avatar #24 to #17 - colector (06/18/2013) [-]
Agreed. Manners do matter.
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#128 to #11 - ninex (06/19/2013) [-]
Exactly what i was thinking about.
#16 to #11 - Rascal (06/18/2013) [-]
We're running out of stuff that is okay to joke about on FJ, and so we turn to sexism, because we can all agree that feminism is a joke.
User avatar #12 to #11 - rippero ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
prolly the same old ****
#109 to #11 - internetknight (06/19/2013) [-]
It's hard being 16.
+3
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User avatar #44 - zorororonoa (06/19/2013) [-]
But anyone can make a sandwich. It isn't a skill. Fixing computers and cars is a skill.
User avatar #77 to #44 - slumberdonkey (06/19/2013) [-]
See?! We are giving them things to do to make them feel important!
#151 to #44 - fecal (06/19/2013) [-]
Obviously. And women can also obviously have both these skills. It's just that men have a natural tendency towards things like this. And because of the fact that for centuries women have been cooking food and tending the house while men have been working, both physical ability and tendency to perform certain tasks are shaped by this.

Not always of course, there are both female mechanics and male 'housewives'.
User avatar #45 to #44 - Jackimole (06/19/2013) [-]
SHUT UP YOU FEMINAZI WHORE!!!1
User avatar #66 to #44 - xXMAQXx ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
what you're saying is women have no skill?
User avatar #73 to #44 - azumeow (06/19/2013) [-]
Making a sandwich isn't a skill.

Making a good sandwich is. And frankly, if you can have a sandwich or a good sandwich, why wouldn't you take the good sandwich?
#48 to #44 - kingultra (06/19/2013) [-]
But isn't making a good sandwich a skill?
User avatar #53 to #44 - gigglesthegreat (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes, making a good sandwich is most definitely a ******* skill... Culinary masterpieces don't stuff themselves between two pieces of Italian bread with toasted cheese on the top by their lonesome.
#55 - Thenewguygunther (06/19/2013) [-]
>be at beach
>sitting out enjoying sun
>gf says she's going inside real quick needs to take a piss and get a drink
>ask if she can "make me a turkey, ham and provolone sandwich with mustard and mayonaise, please"
>as she walks away, i realize what i just told her to do
>fear she will charge back, filled with feminist rage about how i don't appreciate her
>consider running for my life
>realize that i don't like to run on sand
>consider hiding in ghost crab hole and living with them
>realize i don't fit
>see her crossing dunes
>prepare for a possible *********
>she comes back with a sandwich
>i say "thank you" she says "you're welcome"
>realize the gravity of what just happened
>write story about it on slightly related post
User avatar #36 - DontDeleteMeAgain (06/19/2013) [-]
seems like theres a lot of lady hating posts on here today,

what happened here FJ?
User avatar #127 to #36 - tylertortured (06/19/2013) [-]
I want to add you to my friends list and delete you, and then readd you just to delete you again....am I evil?
User avatar #190 to #127 - DontDeleteMeAgain (06/20/2013) [-]
absurdly evil, just the right amount of evil
#68 to #36 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk users spend too much time online instead of socializing, and therefore have trouble hooking up with females.

this pent up frustration is then released through the only medium they know of: FunnyJunk content and comments.

tl;dr they're a bunch of faggots.
#57 to #36 - setittowumbo (06/19/2013) [-]
Lots a guys not being able to get laid and are suffering from their sexual frustration...
Lots a guys not being able to get laid and are suffering from their sexual frustration...
#42 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
If you still believe in the stereotype that all girlfriends make sandwiches at will then i'd just kill yourself now to save yourself 50+ years of loneliness
#61 - atma (06/19/2013) [-]
my fetish is working together with a woman to make a single, collaborative sandwich that exceeds all worldly expectations.
my fetish is working together with a woman to make a single, collaborative sandwich that exceeds all worldly expectations.
#89 - dolphinwing (06/19/2013) [-]
I will make a sandwich for my boyfriend if he wants me to (usually he likes making his own sandwiches though) cuz he deserves to be waited on sometimes. But if you're a guy demanding I make you a sandwich simply because I'm a woman then yes, it is sexist, and it is sexist if I ask you to fix something simply because you're a man.
#154 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
TFW you ask your girl to make you a sandwich and she does

TFW she's terrible at making sandwiches
#149 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
Possibly because making a sandwich is incredibly easy.

Top slice of bread
Ingredient
Bottom slice of bread
#75 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
or you without a girlfriend
User avatar #29 - indecisivejew (06/18/2013) [-]
How about you teach your girlfriend how to maintain her car and have her teach you how to make basic meals so that you can both better yourselves and learn how to function as ******* human being instead of bitching about everything?
#103 - bummerdrummer (06/19/2013) [-]
Thats why i love subway, because bitches have to make you a sandwich
User avatar #135 to #103 - xanders (06/19/2013) [-]
Or possibly if you would not call women "bitches" you could find someone who would just make you a sandwich only because they want to and you don't even have to ask for it. (Just a friendly tip and I'm prepared for my red thumbs now)
User avatar #136 to #135 - matthewfuckingmain (06/19/2013) [-]
If you could take a joke then maybe you wouldn't expect red thumbs. Do you honestly think guys on this site go up to girls, call them bitches and tell them to prepare their food? No, guys on this site are too afraid of women to do that.
User avatar #138 to #136 - xanders (06/19/2013) [-]
Well as a joke that is a bad one and if not then must suck to be that guy
#150 to #136 - tamagotchi (06/19/2013) [-]
"Do you honestly think guys on this site go up to girls, call them bitches and tell them to prepare their food?"

I'm pretty sure at least half of them do just that...
User avatar #139 to #136 - xanders (06/19/2013) [-]
Just shared my opinion on the case (not very smart thing to do I know) : )
#93 - fuckyosixtyminutes (06/19/2013) [-]
Because you are perfectly capable of making your own sandwich whereas she may not be capable of fixing her car.
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