The Truth. . Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says Fix my car", or “Fix my computer" I don' t claim it'
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The Truth

Why do girls get all bent out of
shape when a man asks for a
sandwich. When my girlfriend says
Fix my car", or “Fix my computer"
I don' t claim it' s sexist. I fix
her **** cuz I' m good at it. You' re
good at making sandwiches. Next time
a girl asks me to fix her **** , I' m
just going to get offended and go
Fix your own **** ". Let' s see who
gets hurt more, me without a sandwich
or you without a car.
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Submitted: 06/18/2013
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#58 - SuperCookie (06/19/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Speaking as a female, here.

Ladies, make your man a sandwich. He deserves it.
And if he doesn't...why are you still with him?
#32 - thefasrdog (06/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>Can fix a Computer
>Can make a sandwich
>I no longer need women
User avatar #44 - zorororonoa (06/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
But anyone can make a sandwich. It isn't a skill. Fixing computers and cars is a skill.
#69 - imonaboatman (06/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've never asked a girl to make me a sandwich, and for 3 reasons.   
1. I like my sandwiches the way I make them   
2. I'm not a lazy douchebag   
3. I don't have a girlfriend
I've never asked a girl to make me a sandwich, and for 3 reasons.
1. I like my sandwiches the way I make them
2. I'm not a lazy douchebag
3. I don't have a girlfriend
#74 - uncaringman (06/19/2013) [-]
Me trying to fix a computer
User avatar #36 - DontDeleteMeAgain (06/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
seems like theres a lot of lady hating posts on here today,

what happened here FJ?
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#3 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Ye see when a guy fixes his girls car he gets sex as a reward...women dont want sex as a reward coz lets face it...men arent that good at it so whats the benefit of us making you a sandwich? You fix car you get sex we make sandwich we get ?????.
User avatar #8 to #3 - murdac (06/18/2013) [-]
>Women don't want sex as a reward

Asuming you're a guy; they don't want sex as a reward because you're **** ugly
Asuming you're a girl; you just say women don't want sex as a reward because you're **** ugly and it's easier to deny it
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User avatar #29 - indecisivejew (06/18/2013) [-]
How about you teach your girlfriend how to maintain her car and have her teach you how to make basic meals so that you can both better yourselves and learn how to function as ******* human being instead of bitching about everything?
#10 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [+] (21 replies)
It's not that you ask for a sandwich, it's how you ask. When my boyfriend wants me to make a sandwich, he asks like this, "Hey, Sweetie, could you please make me a sandwich?" Then I make him a sandwich. If he were to say, "Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, Bitch!" I'd tell him to make his own ******* sandwich. I try not to ask him to do much for me, though. But, he does do nice things for me without my asking, and I love him for it.
#99 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Enjoy being single
#105 to #99 - herbolifee ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
Enjoy being beta
#103 - bummerdrummer (06/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Thats why i love subway, because bitches have to make you a sandwich
#55 - Thenewguygunther (06/19/2013) [-]
>be at beach
>sitting out enjoying sun
>gf says she's going inside real quick needs to take a piss and get a drink
>ask if she can "make me a turkey, ham and provolone sandwich with mustard and mayonaise, please"
>as she walks away, i realize what i just told her to do
>fear she will charge back, filled with feminist rage about how i don't appreciate her
>consider running for my life
>realize that i don't like to run on sand
>consider hiding in ghost crab hole and living with them
>realize i don't fit
>see her crossing dunes
>prepare for a possible *********
>she comes back with a sandwich
>i say "thank you" she says "you're welcome"
>realize the gravity of what just happened
>write story about it on slightly related post
#93 - fuckyosixtyminutes (06/19/2013) [-]
Because you are perfectly capable of making your own sandwich whereas she may not be capable of fixing her car.
#61 - atma (06/19/2013) [-]
my fetish is working together with a woman to make a single, collaborative sandwich that exceeds all worldly expectations.
my fetish is working together with a woman to make a single, collaborative sandwich that exceeds all worldly expectations.
#89 - dolphinwing (06/19/2013) [-]
I will make a sandwich for my boyfriend if he wants me to (usually he likes making his own sandwiches though) cuz he deserves to be waited on sometimes. But if you're a guy demanding I make you a sandwich simply because I'm a woman then yes, it is sexist, and it is sexist if I ask you to fix something simply because you're a man.
User avatar #156 - TheseChocodiles (06/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
why miss out on the joy and pride of making yourself a ******* a delicious sandwich?
User avatar #161 to #156 - sabcy (06/19/2013) [-]
"a ******* a delicious sandwich" one of those A's has gotta go and I don't care which one.
User avatar #143 - highhopes (06/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Jokes on you, I'm terrible at making sandwiches.
User avatar #145 to #144 - highhopes (06/19/2013) [-]
Eating sandwiches.
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