Microsoft just dosn't get a brake. . tali. " .teoria. 56 -r minutes age‘ it uh mynas ". dear women, if you want to know what a mans mind feels like imagine a browser with 2857 tabs of porn open. all.the.time.
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#2 - feffog (06/18/2013) [-]
dear women, if you want to know what a mans mind feels like   
   
imagine a browser with 2857 tabs of porn open.   
all.the.time.
dear women, if you want to know what a mans mind feels like

imagine a browser with 2857 tabs of porn open.
all.the.time.
User avatar #32 to #2 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/19/2013) [-]
And one Facebook tab occasionally open. And this gets perfectly accurate.
User avatar #33 to #2 - puut (06/19/2013) [-]
And you're not allowed to fap to any of it.
#60 to #2 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
ive only got 1 tab with porn and 104 with google a quarter of them have porn typed in never you mind what kind it is [lesbians] all on chrome
im a man who thinks more about stuffs then sex
User avatar #48 to #2 - thesinful (06/19/2013) [-]
I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked.
- Every man ever.
#17 to #14 - geneticcolossus (06/19/2013) [-]
what anime is this image from?
User avatar #21 to #17 - dropz (06/19/2013) [-]
Bakemonogatari
User avatar #34 to #21 - Haentar (06/19/2013) [-]
Aww man, all this time I had believed it was Sasuke from Naruto...
User avatar #44 to #34 - hazardpay (06/19/2013) [-]
same here, im actually decently surprised it isnt
#59 to #44 - meagree (06/19/2013) [-]
But.. the only similarity is the color of the hair..
User avatar #63 to #59 - hazardpay (06/19/2013) [-]
well he's looking up so his face's details can only be shown to a degree, and his smile and eyes kind of show a hunger for power
User avatar #18 to #17 - almaster (06/19/2013) [-]
i have no idea
User avatar #4 to #2 - sirfisticuffs (06/18/2013) [-]
Some don't have to imagine.
#22 - SuperCookie (06/19/2013) [-]
Why is this woman taking pride in describing her gender as slow, disorganized and unable to focus or process multiple pieces of information simultaneously when compared to men? I feel like if a man had posted this describing women, it would be considered sexist.
User avatar #62 to #22 - comentator (06/19/2013) [-]
women logic
User avatar #23 to #22 - RoyalNightmare (06/19/2013) [-]
Men are generally seen as "simple" with their thoughts. We, on the other hand, generally have a beehive of thoughts swarming around haphazardly. Disorganized, flurried, yet somehow coherent and complex.

I'm just throwing that out there as my interpretation.
User avatar #29 to #23 - kynespeace (06/19/2013) [-]
overgeneralizations are overgeneralized
User avatar #64 to #29 - RoyalNightmare (06/19/2013) [-]
Well, I tried to make it clear that that was just my interpretation. Wasn't claiming it as fact or anything. I don't agree with over-generalizations, but that's just how things seem to be. I guess I'll just take my thumbs.
User avatar #27 to #23 - nocta (06/19/2013) [-]
boobs
#42 to #23 - uberbunk (06/19/2013) [-]
**uberbunk rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at Communism, its a party! ** everyone wants to feel unique...
#25 to #23 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
No, men think in straight lines on single things at once. After five minutes the current and original topic might be completely different but everything in between can be connected to the previous and proceeding topic.
#51 to #22 - duhqueenmoki (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the point was that women are just always thinking about so many things at once. And I don't think the image was comparing women to men anyways, sounded more like a general statement with men being the intended audience, an explanation, not a comparison. And I don't think they were "taking pride" in anything that you mentioned.   
   
But if you were to compare it to men, I'd rather just say the picture was showing that women are always over-thinking things, while men tend to have a one-track mind.   
   
But if you were just trolling, disregard this comment.
I'm pretty sure the point was that women are just always thinking about so many things at once. And I don't think the image was comparing women to men anyways, sounded more like a general statement with men being the intended audience, an explanation, not a comparison. And I don't think they were "taking pride" in anything that you mentioned.

But if you were to compare it to men, I'd rather just say the picture was showing that women are always over-thinking things, while men tend to have a one-track mind.

But if you were just trolling, disregard this comment.
#50 - adrenalinbbq (06/19/2013) [-]
2857 tabs of blank pages is not impressive.
User avatar #56 - osimonmagus (06/19/2013) [-]
Ladies, men's minds are the same way. We just don't use bull **** excuses to negate our **** ups.
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#9 - snakefire (06/19/2013) [-]
I have ADD and this is very relatable.

User avatar #5 - minsheme (06/18/2013) [-]
So it's extremely slow and can only use one tiny fraction of information at one time? This is actually pretty accurate.
User avatar #46 to #5 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
and you wonder why you don't have a girlfriend.
#3 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
I had no clue there were that many recipes online
#8 to #3 - ringobyjingo (06/19/2013) [-]
obviously YOU'VE never been on pinterest
obviously YOU'VE never been on pinterest
#12 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
but IE had the best tab management out of all the browsers in a benchmark done by tomshardware.
User avatar #6 - tuned (06/18/2013) [-]
AND THEY'RE ALL BING TABS
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#47 to #45 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Not only that, but they consume as much bandwidth as possible, slowing down the people around them as well.
User avatar #55 to #47 - moshthun (06/19/2013) [-]
**** yeah. You guys rock'd my day up.
#57 - ninn (06/19/2013) [-]
Sounds more like a squirrel on crack or something...
Sounds more like a squirrel on crack or something...
#53 - golbot (06/19/2013) [-]
2,875 tabs open.

In ingognito mode. So that only they know what tabs are open.
#38 - zingzang ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
No brakes you say?
#39 - dolphinwing (06/19/2013) [-]
I wouldn't put it that way, but women generally like to multi-task while men apparently don't and can only focus on one thing at a time. But I wouldn't know cuz I'm not a guy..
User avatar #40 to #39 - zarcos (06/19/2013) [-]
>obligatory compliment
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#52 to #39 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Not with ADHD. FML
#19 - deathofnight (06/19/2013) [-]
So...really slow and complicated?
User avatar #11 - tepidteal (06/19/2013) [-]
Women, if you ever want to know what it feels like to have a dick in your vajayjay, then stick your finger in your mouth. No teeth, if you can manage.
User avatar #13 to #11 - tepidteal (06/19/2013) [-]
I guess I should have said "If you want to know what a guy feels when his dick is inside a vagina, then stick your finger in your mouth." in the first post.
Oh well!
User avatar #35 to #11 - myrtille (06/19/2013) [-]
or we can stick our fingers in our vaginas to know what vaginas feel like
#15 to #11 - Thehappyemu (06/19/2013) [-]
Vajayjay? My mommy willn't tell my sheltered ass what a "vajayjay" is.
#28 to #15 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Willn't?
#30 to #28 - Thehappyemu (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes my good Anon. Willn't. Pretty gangster if I do say so myself.
Yes my good Anon. Willn't. Pretty gangster if I do say so myself.
#65 to #30 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
"wiln't" isn't a word, you retarded cunt
Won't is the contraction for "will not"
User avatar #66 to #65 - Thehappyemu (06/22/2013) [-]
It's a fake word. It's a joke, bud.
User avatar #26 - kwanzalord (06/19/2013) [-]
micrsoft definitely needs a brake....their cars are crashing without them
#16 - dramsted (06/19/2013) [-]
On internet explorer i was born and raised,
just browsing is how i spent most of my days,
tabbing out crashing feeling a fool,
thinking there has to be some better tool,
when a couple of guys who where up to some good,
started started making something that was really good,
i had one last crash i was in despair,
my brother said ill tell you about Firefox its only fair,
i opened a new tab the time was near,
i hit refresh and downloaded it yeah,
the only thing i could say was my choice is clear,
it downloaded itself by quarter to 8,
and said to myself i wont regret this later,
i looked at my new browser,
it was finally here,
to speed up my searching all thanks to Mozilla
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