Chess. checkmate . YOUR MA. . THE ENEMY was YOUR '" WE FEAR THAT THERE MAY BE ND ESCAPE. YEP. LET' S SURRENDER.. ... chess
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#5 - batleth (06/18/2013) [-]
... chess
#14 to #11 - Rascal (06/18/2013) [-]
... i think the joke is that he gets turned into a queen, so the king is gonna **** him
User avatar #15 to #14 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
yeah but the bane part seems relevant
#19 to #14 - ofalo (06/18/2013) [-]
weeeeell he could also become a knight (horse) which makes it possibly weirder
#22 to #19 - Rascal (06/18/2013) [-]
I think you mean sexier.
User avatar #40 to #19 - zorororonoa (06/18/2013) [-]
Why would you pick a knight over the queen
#42 to #40 - ofalo (06/18/2013) [-]
multiple reasons it could be a specific mate, it could be a fork.... umm that's about it they're very specific instances but they still occur from time to time. Someone told me once that you could actually change the pawn into a bishop or a rook but that seems like the most pointless thing in the world.
#77 to #42 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
Sometimes if you change to a queen it creates a stalemate. By changing to a rook, which is worth more points than a knight/bishop, you avoid stalemate while gaining a more valuable piece.
#9 - uzerc (06/18/2013) [-]
relephant
#124 to #9 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
>A white boy in da hood.
>Stupid white boy about to git robbed! LOOOOOL!
>Watermelon n chicken.
>Where da white bitches at so I can violently shove my bbc in them while eating KFC and dribbling basket balls cuz we need more nigz in dis ****** up world so we can **** it up sum mo.
>HOLLA!
#72 to #9 - coolmcbob (06/19/2013) [-]
False   
   
Everything that isn't related to elephants is irrelephant.
False

Everything that isn't related to elephants is irrelephant.
User avatar #13 to #6 - yologdog (06/18/2013) [-]
I love the kings horrified look as his brain tries to process why this young man didn't try to defend himself.
#8 - matralith (06/18/2013) [-]
Gotta love chess humor.
Gotta love chess humor.
User avatar #74 to #8 - Pompano (06/19/2013) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #81 to #74 - condormcninja (06/19/2013) [-]
how to play chess properly
#76 to #74 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
youtube was the deleted url.
#75 to #74 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
[url deleted] com/watch?v=YgeYScYe8wI
User avatar #12 to #8 - mrmcdubley (06/18/2013) [-]
Conglomerating his pawns into a mega chess-a-tron
User avatar #44 to #12 - sabcy (06/19/2013) [-]
Oooooh, and a lovely swing.
User avatar #29 to #12 - neutrality (06/18/2013) [-]
Idk why you got thumbed down for quoting the line.
#109 to #12 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
Chess-a-la-don. Maybe?
User avatar #17 - thekame (06/18/2013) [-]
There’s no other option. If he moves, the horse might walk forward and then to the side a little bit. He can’t risk that.
#31 to #26 - Spikeydeath (06/18/2013) [-]
rook up one and over one, lazy ****
#53 to #31 - trimageryan (06/19/2013) [-]
Two moves to get the ball?   
   
This is why you lose at chess.
Two moves to get the ball?

This is why you lose at chess.
#60 - shamrockbandit (06/19/2013) [-]
reminds me of this
#32 - darkblazter (06/18/2013) [-]
Ready for the Checkmate
Ready for the Checkmate
#117 to #32 - roflcopterd (06/19/2013) [-]
holy **** what's the name of this? i used to watch this ages ago, it was some wrestling anime
User avatar #120 to #117 - darkblazter (06/19/2013) [-]
The Character name is Check Mate from "Kinnikuman Nisei" or "Ultimate Muscle" in USA
it's the secuel of "Kinnikuman" a Wrestling / Comedy Anime
User avatar #34 to #30 - masdercheef (06/18/2013) [-]
snakefire [REPAIR TOOL] xXxgenericswagfaggamertagxXx
#35 to #34 - snakefire (06/18/2013) [-]
Making fun of my name are you, masdercheef.

I feel like the irony is so dense i'd need a military hydraulic operations suit to lift it.
User avatar #36 to #35 - masdercheef (06/18/2013) [-]
I was actually making a reference to battlefield 3, in which the repair tool is a propane blowtorch quite like the one depicted in your image. I based the comment off of the kill messages given whenever one gets a kill on an enemy player.
#38 to #36 - snakefire (06/18/2013) [-]
It seemed like you were comparing my name to random stupid gamertags.

I never played bf3
User avatar #37 to #35 - masdercheef (06/18/2013) [-]
I just couldn't figure out a good stand-in gamertag to use
#52 to #37 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
you could've used MOTHER ******
User avatar #1 - anomorphous (06/18/2013) [-]
I think the rooks are supposed to like... shoot arrows?
User avatar #46 to #1 - mattseven (06/19/2013) [-]
In french, they are called "Fou du Roi", which means Jester.
#107 to #46 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
in romanian it's called "nebun", which means crazy dude
User avatar #119 to #1 - spaceturtlecadet (06/19/2013) [-]
In England, the diagonal piece is called the bishop. The horse is a knight and the tower is a rook.
#16 to #1 - holyknighthun (06/18/2013) [-]
In hungary we call them "runner". Its interesting how different people consider the very same things.
#25 to #16 - Rascal (06/18/2013) [-]
same in sweden.
#41 to #25 - wheredahoodat (06/18/2013) [-]
Yup, in Germany as well.
User avatar #3 to #1 - spasticpuppet (06/18/2013) [-]
In Russia, we call Bishops "Elephants"
User avatar #4 to #3 - yunablade (06/18/2013) [-]
How rude, he has been trying to work out and lose weight you know.
User avatar #10 to #3 - samous (06/18/2013) [-]
Arabs who basicly created the rules call it elephant, so does Persians who created it.
So pretty much it's meant to be elephant, but euros thaught an elephant is odd since they never ued them in wars Not sure about this
User avatar #51 to #10 - rainbowrush ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
Actually, we don't know for sure where chess originated. Most signs point to India, tho.
User avatar #47 to #3 - basicargentinian (06/19/2013) [-]
In persian they where called al-fil, which means "the elephant". In spanish the name for the bishop is Alfil.
#118 to #3 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
In Germany, we call the rook "tower", Bishop "runner", knight "jumper", queen "lady" and pawns "farmer"
#33 - silverhellion (06/18/2013) [-]
this is why you don't 			****		 with the bishop
this is why you don't **** with the bishop
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User avatar #115 to #68 - waywardvagabond (06/19/2013) [-]
Miss? Miss what happened to you? are you okay? You look different.
User avatar #94 to #68 - silverhellion (06/19/2013) [-]
wow, they made PM look really....furry there huh.
User avatar #86 to #33 - nggamer (06/19/2013) [-]
where is this from?
#87 to #86 - silverhellion (06/19/2013) [-]
i am ready for threads rage.
#90 to #33 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
Cause he'll make you give him a blow job? That's racist :/
#59 to #33 - ryuryu (06/19/2013) [-]
You don't **** with the bishop
The bishop ***** you..
#73 to #64 - skilletpanhead (06/19/2013) [-]
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Sounds good, bby.
#93 - gotobed (06/19/2013) [-]
Did someone say, surrender?
User avatar #105 to #93 - TardytheTurtle (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I just can't take it anymore, how can a country be s cocky as to put their battle flag in the direct center of their national flag?
seriously, **** france
#57 - kingrui (06/19/2013) [-]
The queen in chess
The queen in chess
User avatar #101 to #57 - JMF (06/19/2013) [-]
Is he... Is he kill?
User avatar #121 to #101 - CRosBY (06/19/2013) [-]
no he life
User avatar #28 - sirfiiddlesticks (06/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know the French played chess
User avatar #70 to #55 - nicolbolas (06/19/2013) [-]
LEROY JENKINS!!!
User avatar #125 to #49 - tmgrskat (06/19/2013) [-]
Lelouch is one cheeky cunt
#126 to #125 - Rascal (06/19/2013) [-]
*schnitzel (he's one who's moving)
#127 to #126 - tmgrskat (06/19/2013) [-]
>Schnitzel
#58 to #49 - nocta (06/19/2013) [-]
anime logic
#50 - falconxmard (06/19/2013) [-]
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#83 - miscarriage (06/19/2013) [-]
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#102 to #83 - mrdudemanguyperson (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh God, what is that from? I can't remember the name, I need to know!!
Oh God, what is that from? I can't remember the name, I need to know!!
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